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Foreign AffairsRe: 16 Real Reasons Why Col. Gaddafi Was Killed: by splmosixx(op): 3:16pm On Apr 10, 2016
seunny4lif:
True cool
I still love Gadaffi grin grin
no Africa president is comparable to this man.. may he soul rest in perfect peace..
Foreign AffairsRe: 16 Real Reasons Why Col. Gaddafi Was Killed: by splmosixx(op): 3:14pm On Apr 10, 2016
donmoz:
Na who come tell you say na d reason he was killed ...the guy was good and meant good for his ppl but my broda that wasn't wh he was killed
then why was he killed??... A man with such a good heart...the country is now regretting there actions.
Foreign Affairs16 Real Reasons Why Col. Gaddafi Was Killed: by splmosixx(op): 3:05pm On Apr 10, 2016
1. There is no electricity bill in Libya, electricity is
free for all its citizens.
2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya
are state-owned and loans given to all its
citizens at 0% interest by law.
3. Home considered a human right in Libya –
Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a
house until everyone in Libya had a
home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his
wife and his mother are still living in a tent.
4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar
(US$ 50,000 ) by the government to buy their first
apartment so to help start up
the family.
5. Education and medical treatments are free in
Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are
literate. Today the figure is 83%.
6. If Libyans want to take up farming career, they
would receive farm land, a
farming house, equipment, seeds and livestock to
kick- start their farms – all for free.
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical
facilities they need in Libya, the government funds
them to go abroad for it – not only free but they
get US $2, 300/mth
accommodation and car allowance.
8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the
government subsidized 50% of the price.
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter.
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves
amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after
graduation the state would pay the
average salary of the profession as if he or she is
employed until
employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited
directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan
citizens.
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US
$5 ,000
14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15
15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree
16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest
irrigation project, known as the Great Man- Made
River project, to make water readily available
throughout the desert country
RomanceRe: I’m A Slut, And I Thoroughly Enjoy It by splmosixx(op): 2:14pm On Apr 10, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided totally makes no sense at al!!.. Abeg wu rid am finish mke he/she summarys am 4 me?
if Na comprehension passage for job interview you no go patiently read am...A beg don be lazy jae...happy Sunday NL
RomanceRe: I’m A Slut, And I Thoroughly Enjoy It by splmosixx(op): 2:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
BreadandBeans:
You expect me to read all that.. huhMehn always try to summarize your tory
you might be lucky to get Vaseline at the end of reading the story
Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire PALAVA!!!! by splmosixx(op): 1:54pm On Apr 10, 2016
Steveeli:
End time question grin
end time reader
RomanceI’m A Slut, And I Thoroughly Enjoy It by splmosixx(op): 1:48pm On Apr 10, 2016
Fifty-two. That’s my number. I’m twenty-five and have been sexually active for nine years. That averages about 5.8 men a year. When you factor in my one three-year committed relationship, that makes it about 8.5, many of which were one-night-stands. What can I say? I’m a slut and I thoroughly enjoy it.
It all started when I was sixteen. I met my first real boyfriend at a keg party at a house he shared with about five other guys. Believe it or not, at this point in my life I was the last of my friends to get laid. The pressure was on. People are lying when they say your first time should be special. Although it was random, sweaty, and totally meaningless, I loved it. I loved the actual feeling of a man (well, he was a boy, but I didn’t think so then) touching every crevice of my body. My one three- year relationship ensued, ending with him sending naked pictures to my mom and trying to sleep with my underage sister. When that train wreck ended, I thanked God I wasn’t pregnant, and I started casually dating. There was a chubby guy who was so horrible at kissing I told him I didn’t like to make out. I guess he just thought I was weird. When I stopped him in the middle of sex because it was so bad, he spread a rumor that I gave him an STD. After that I made sure to tell him how much I actually love to make out. After that was a guy I didn’t realize was gay at the time. He has since caught herpes and is a male stripper. His best friend wasn’t the next guy I slept with, but about a year later we briefly dated. I don’t mean to be shallow, but there are some things I just can’t do. This guy had enormous bumps all over his back and a micropenis, so I broke up with him by telling him my bestie and I were lesbian lovers. It was immature, but it got the job done. Shortly thereafter, the “bumpback whale” ran into my friend and I grocery-shopping for dinner together, and not long after he ran into us having dinner together at Outback. It really is a small world.
Then there was a guy of another race I met on MySpace. We had sex on a couch in his garage and I never talked to him again. He was clingy from the beginning. Then I slept with a guy I met at a head shop. We would smoke out of the hookah in the back and get busy on the couch. It turns out he had a girlfriend who left upon discovering our relationship, and he shot himself in the head. It’s hard to imagine someone ending his life for something so insignificant, but he did. Nobody else knows this, but his last message to me is how I know I’m at least partially responsible. I think he cast a lot of the blame on me for getting caught, but I’ll never know for sure. I try to forget about it. The next guy is unforgettable to me. He was black and tatted-up and beautiful. He had dark curly hair and a baby face. I slept with him for a year, but since he was too gangsta to actually date me, I had several other flings during that time. I cheated on every boyfriend with him. Honestly, I loved him. He was my first real love and he broke my heart. Toward the end we started exclusively seeing each other but I had a miscarriage and it just ruined everything. Fast-forward a couple months after that heartbreak. I’m young and obnoxious, so I yell my number to a guy at a stoplight and he actually calls me. This is the worst short-lived relationship of my life. He was a pathological liar, a total disgusting slob, and a wannabe drug dealer. His only redeeming quality was his big penis. We’ll call him Dave. After three months of dating he punched me in the eye during an argument right in front of his best friend. That was the worst black eye I’ve had in my life. His best friend drove me home, and since I’m incredibly spiteful, I dated him shortly after. I had to break up with him because his feet smelled horrible and he was bad in bed. Dave used to throw a lot of parties and there was one where a guy—let’s call him Mike—got in a fight with Dave, kicked his ass, and stole his weed. Dave considered Mike an arch-nemesis after that ordeal, so of course I had sex with Mike, too. In between these guys, I still managed to have one-night stands, and God only knows how many I hooked up with but didn’t quite sleep with. Eventually I got an apartment with my best friend. In that one summer I slept with at least ten guys. I had sex with this guy I had known since I was thirteen. He had a girlfriend so I probably shouldn’t have done it more than once, but he gave me multiple orgasms, so what was I supposed to do? I attempted to have sex with my neighbor, but, unfortunately, he couldn’t get it up. That was my first experience with erectile dysfunction. I also had my first experience taking someone’s virginity that summer, and that guy is actually my best friend now. He’s probably the one I should be with, but monogamy is for the birds. I had sex with guys I don’t even remember that summer because I was so drunk. I should probably mention that I had just turned twenty-one. I’ve met guys off Craigslist, I’ve met guys at bars and have given them fake names, I’ve met strangers at hotel rooms —you name it and I’ve probably done it.
At the moment I’m involved with several men. One of them is the same guy I met in high school. He gave me multiple orgasms then and he gives them to me now. He’s engaged, but I’m not the type of girl to turn down a man who is so incredibly talented with his tongue. As insensitive as it sounds, she’s his problem. Life isn’t a fairy tale, it’s real, it’s harsh, and I have needs that he satisfies. It’s like a business transaction to me. I’m not oblivious to the way people think of me; I just truly don’t care. I do it for several reasons, none of which I apologize for. The first reason is the power. After spending my younger years hopelessly waiting for guys to call me back and experiencing the harsh reality of being used for sex, I realized how liberating it was to have sex with someone I never intended to speak to again. You can do what you want and say what you want because even if they judge you, who cares? You never have to see them again. It doesn’t even matter if they like me as long as they give me an orgasm. I also enjoy variety. There are so many different and ridiculously attractive guys out there, each with something to offer. I have slept with many races, with many different body types, and with many vastly different personalities. I truly love the thrill of adding another notch to my belt, whether it’s a clean- cut frat boy or a foreign guy with tan skin and a sexy accent. I like them all. Some of the best sex I’ve had has been with taken men. I’m also a fan of physical satisfaction. I love feeling his mouth on my nipples, kissing my body, licking me everywhere. I want his hands on my hips, pulling my hair, or holding me close. I love watching a man’s face when he climaxes just as much as I love watching his face when I climax. Unlike most of my lady friends I’ve talked to, I have an orgasm nearly every time I have sex. Maybe that’s another reason I enjoy short-term flings; they’ve always satisfied me. There’s also the curiosity factor. If he’s a good kisser, I wonder what he’s like in bed. If he looks good with his clothes on, I want to see what’s underneath. I fantasize about what he will do to me when we’re alone. I’m like a young Blanche Devereaux—or maybe Samantha Jones, if I really want to give myself a compliment. Perhaps I have some issue that has made me such a fan of detached physical relationships. I judge the men I sleep with on appearance and skills in the bedroom only. It’s a very shallow way to live, but it gets the job done. They don’t exactly seem to mind, either. I don’t feel a need to be emotionally connected to my lovers. There’s just something about a short- lived romance. I love being pleasantly surprised with a man who is an amazing lover. And I love the novelty of a new man and the way he appreciates my body. I love knowing his fetishes and quirks in bed. I love being the one that leaves right after sex and gives a lame excuse to explain why I can’t spend the night. I don’t even care when they don’t believe it. I love it. I’m a slut, and I thoroughly enjoy it.
# By Allie Stinson
AutosRe: I Have Found My Stolen Toyota Corolla!!!!!!!! by splmosixx(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
4ward:
Thank God ooo
learn to serve God all the days of your life...congrats bro...and learn to be security conscious..
PoliticsRe: What You Need Yo Know About President Goodluck Jonathan by splmosixx(op): 9:43am On Apr 09, 2016
KINGwax007:
I biliv we've answered these fallacies in previous engagementa. You're just too far from information. This stupidity is more than two months' old.
what is he sayinghuh
PoliticsRe: What You Need Yo Know About President Goodluck Jonathan by splmosixx(op): 9:35am On Apr 09, 2016
onatisi:
The problem gej had was that he was very very weak,he had great ideas but he couldn't control those around him. This new government hasn't initiated or implemented any new policies of their own after 12 months .they are still using gej policies and implementing the ones he initiated but couldn't implement. Gej would probably be regretting now his weaknesses and thinking that if only he had put in more force and steel maybe he will still be Nigeria president today
that thinking is likened to that of medicine after death
HealthWhat Is Hernia by splmosixx(op): 9:33am On Apr 09, 2016
What Is a Hernia? A hernia occurs when an organ pushes through an opening in the muscle or tissue that holds it in place. For example, the intestines may break through a weakened area in the abdominal wall. Hernias are most common in the abdomen, but they can also appear in the upper thigh, belly button, and groin areas. Most hernias are not immediately life threatening, but they don’t go away on their own and can require surgery to prevent potentially dangerous complications.
Common Hernia Types
Inguinal Hernia
Inguinal hernias are the most common type of hernia. They make up about 70 percent of all hernias, according to the British Hernia Centre (BHC) . These hernias occur when the intestines push through a weak spot or tear in the lower abdominal wall, often in the inguinal canal. The inguinal canal is found in your groin. In men, it is the area where the spermatic cord passes from the abdomen to the scrotum. This cord holds up the testicles. In women, the inguinal canal contains a ligament that helps hold the uterus in place. This type of hernia is more common in men than in women. This is because a man’s testicles descend through the inguinal canal shortly after birth, and the canal is supposed to close almost completely behind them. Sometimes, the canal does not close properly and leaves a weakened area prone to hernias.
Hiatal Hernia
A hiatal hernia occurs when part of your stomach protrudes up through the diaphragm into your chest. The diaphragm is a sheet of muscle that helps you breathe by contracting and drawing air into the lungs. It separates the organs in your abdomen from those in your chest. This type of hernia is most common in patients over 50 years old. If a child has the condition, it’s typically caused by a congenital (birth) defect. Hiatal hernias almost always cause gastroesophageal reflux, which is when the stomach contents leak backward into the esophagus, causing a burning sensation.
Umbilical Hernia
Umbilical hernias can occur in children and babies under 6 months old. This happens when their intestines bulge through their abdominal wall near their bellybutton. You may notice a bulge in or near your child’s bellybutton, especially when they’re crying. An umbilical hernia is the only kind that often goes away on its own, typically by the time the child is 1 year old. If the hernia has not gone away by this point, surgery may be used to correct it.
Incisional Hernia
Incisional hernias can occur after you’ve had abdominal surgery. Your intestines may push through the incision scar or the surrounding, weakened tissue.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire PALAVA!!!! by splmosixx(op): 9:27am On Apr 09, 2016
Mediator97:
Simi Cardi
simi koor,rest ni ...Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire PALAVA!!!! by splmosixx(op): 9:26am On Apr 09, 2016
Mediator97:
Simi Cardi
similar koor,rest ni ...Lol
PoliticsRe: What You Need Yo Know About President Goodluck Jonathan by splmosixx(op): 9:25am On Apr 09, 2016
Mediator97:
if its for GEJ, he tried his best just that those foolish ones that worked with him spoiled so many things.
we can't really say PMB is changing or has changed any tin yet until he leaves that seat..when EPP plenty for cabinet
Jokes EtcWho Wants To Be A Millionaire PALAVA!!!! by splmosixx(op): 9:21am On Apr 09, 2016
My name is Frank Edoho 4rm ''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'', your frnd JERRY is here on the hot seat and he needs your help to answer the next question which goes for N20M. "What's the yoruba name for sim card?...... Your time starts now.
PoliticsRe: What You Need Yo Know About President Goodluck Jonathan by splmosixx(op): 9:17am On Apr 09, 2016
onatisi:
God bless you bro.
Despite gej weaknesses we cant and shouldn't overlook the fact that he did his best according to his abilities.
seriously president Good luck tried his best...it is not easy to govern a country like Nigeria
PoliticsWhat You Need Yo Know About President Goodluck Jonathan by splmosixx(op): 9:11am On Apr 09, 2016
Jonathan did nothinghuh Who increased our minimum wage from 8000 to 18000?? Who increased corpers allowee to 19800??, who made INEC truly independent?? Who increased our megawatts to 5000, the highest this nation has ever experienced?? Who built more federal roads more than any past Nigerian president according to fashola?? Who stopped the corruption in fertilizer distribution?? Who checkmated and reduced ghost workers by 50%?? Who made our economy the fastest growing economy in Africa and 22rd in the world?? Who built n commissioned federal universities all over the nation?? Who ensured that there was no fuel scarcity almost throughout his dispensation ?? Who built Alamajiri schools across the northern states , one of its kind that no other President has ever attempted ?? Who revamped our oil refineries to a working capacity today ?? Who returned back our rail system n bought sound trains that is still working today ?? Who upgraded our airports to int'l status and built new other ones across some northern states ?? Party aside let's be honest. You can as well add some of his achievements that you know about.
PhonesRe: Glo Unveils New Pocket-friendly Data Packages. by splmosixx(m): 6:26pm On Apr 05, 2016
civilserva:
For those changing imei, it doesn't make sense again
what is the effect of changing fone imel number?
RomanceRe: Couples Only: 3 Best Sexual Positions To Get Pregnant. by splmosixx(m): 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
noted!!!
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot 3 Launched In Nigeria But I Think We Are Being Cheated by splmosixx(m): 11:05am On Apr 05, 2016
gionee is far better than infinix...battery wise
FamilyRe: Guy Brought His Oyinbo Wife Back Home & His Family Members Were Astonished -pics by splmosixx(m): 10:26am On Apr 05, 2016
her skin resemble shaaki meat
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Performs With Her Son, Jamil (Photo) by splmosixx(m): 10:24am On Apr 05, 2016
baba pickup my calls ooo...I need good job urgently oo
CelebritiesRe: John Okafor 'mr Ibu' Tours Europe In Style (photos) by splmosixx(m): 10:22am On Apr 05, 2016
baba God pick up my call also ooo..please if there is anybody that can help me with job I studied statistics and graduated with a second class upper
God bless
BusinessRe: 6 Keys to Success in Setting Up Your Small Business by splmosixx(m): 10:10am On Apr 05, 2016
importexpert:
unfortunately bro you are not among the winners. only the 1st 3 people on the list are winners. i wish you all the best
but I thought I saw my name on the list.. anyways thank you Sir...
BusinessRe: 6 Keys to Success in Setting Up Your Small Business by splmosixx(m): 9:51am On Apr 05, 2016
[quote author=Scholarships post=44240368]Thank you very much, God will continue to bless you. My last four digits are 0652
BusinessRe: 6 Keys to Success in Setting Up Your Small Business by splmosixx(m): 9:43am On Apr 05, 2016
I am so grateful to God and to the organiser of this forum.. here is the last four digit of my number is 0652
shofela Abolade moses
splmosixx@gmail.com
08183550652
HealthRe: The Worst Injuries You Have Had, Share Your Experiences by splmosixx(m): 12:04am On Apr 01, 2016
Last year october,I fell from my power bike on a tarred road...the next tin i observed was my whole body pepering me..you knw wat that means...i still have the scars on me...thank GOD for Jesus sha
FamilyRe: Was I Wrong Opening Up To My Husband? by splmosixx(m): 10:14pm On Mar 31, 2016
Am so sorry dear...inu jin if not a koba ri ikun asebi...just ask God for divine direction..note;not all advise given on this forum yu must follow...the lord ll be with you,i ll remember you in my supplication
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nestle 2016 Recruitment Thread by splmosixx(m): 12:12am On Mar 30, 2016
akuracy:
I think its Dragnet. Na to go dey revise dragnet aptitude tests.
pls how do I get dragnet past questions...
splmosixx@gmail.com
08051691231..thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Recruitment For A Shopping Mall by splmosixx(m): 12:01am On Mar 30, 2016
noted sir
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nationwide Graduate Recruitment Via Ascentech by splmosixx(m): 11:37pm On Mar 29, 2016
what is the recruitment
EducationRe: 5 Images University Students Can Relate To During Finals Week (pics) by splmosixx(m): 11:32pm On Mar 29, 2016
space booked

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