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Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself. The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this… “The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction. The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing. QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION 1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife? 2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband! 3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice would you give? Drop your Comments & this should really be an interesting topic to discuss as counsellors.
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The football season has been exciting so far for football fans in Nigeria and all over the world. Considering the Nigerian factor, many of us still prefer to watch football matches at viewing centers even though we have DSTV at home. The reason behind this is not far-fetched, the fun and the actions of different kinds of people you meet at viewing centers makes football games more interesting to watch. Here are 6 types of people you may possibly meet at football viewing centres; 1. THE ANTAGONIST These are people that will come to the viewing centre just to witness the downfall of other teams and make mockery of their fans. These are people that will shout UP GUNNERS!!! even when arsenal is loosing against Watford. Awon Olote!! 2. ALL MATCH VIEWERS Just because most of these football games are played on weekends, these people will come to the viewing centre to watch all the matches for the day. They just derive pleasure in watching football to the extent that they can even watch disable people football match if there is one. 3. HALF TIME FOOTBALL FANS These set of people will never come to the viewing centre before kick-off or during first half. They will always come during second half or towards the end of the match. They often piss people off with annoying questions like; Bros abeg wetin be scores? If you answer that, they will go on and ask again, Who scored for chelsea? if you are patient enough to answer again, they will still quiz you further, Shay na Emirate be this abi na Anfield? That’s how annoying this set of people can be. 4. CONFUSED NAIRABET FOOTBALL FANS These ones come to the viewing centre with their bet tickets, going through the list of their stakes till the end of the match. Even though their team wins the entire match, they go home unhappy with the fact that the team failed to score two goals because they’ve staked Over 2.5 for the match. Ticket don spoil… #Lol 5. THE ELDERS They are mostly aged people who have passion for the game. Most of them have been watching football from the 70s, those days when players used to wear boxers shorts to play. So, they sabi football history and can argue anything with you while making reference to the past. 6. THE DRINKERS I really don’t understand these set of people because it’s difficult to ascertain whether they’ve actually come to the viewing center to drink or watch football. They keep ordering for drinks and fried meat every minute. Before 90 minutes, they have already finished 10 bottles of beer!! Which category are you? If you feel this list is incomplete, feel free to add yours!! |
You took the girl you want to Marry home to see your parents and she didn't drink the Water she was served, because the water was very dirty and she went straight to your Car to get a bottle Water instead.. She refused to use the Shabby-looking Toilet they are managing because she feared infections, because it was very dirty that you had to move into a Hotel the next day, but your Parents got Angry over her Conduct, Convinced you that she is not a wife Material. You agreed with them and started keeping away from her... THAT'S A GREAT DEAL OF STUPIDITY. You get Money to chase Woman buy Car and Lodge for Hotel, But you cannot Renovate your Papa House or move them to a good apartment at least, and Improve their living Standard. There is something called STANDARD, and you don't expect a Woman who has Planned her life very well and worked so much to get to where she is, and then you ask her to come and eat shit because you wanna marry her, thats impossible Charity Begins at Home My Brother!! You Need to ask yourself first, if you are a Husband Material. Don't just be a SOCIAL NETWORK Nigga, popping bottles, snapping in hotels.. Please try and spend most of your funds on your family....because friends come and go..girlfriend comes and go..but family stays forever #BE WISE. |
Dem my grandma be virgin also firstking01: |
It amazes me to see some virgins that masturbates call thereself virgins... Since you orgasm and satisfy yourself just as those that have sex with men, you aint a virgin... NAIRALANDERS WHAT IS YOUR SAY? |
I dont Even know him |
TenderSol:Yurs is so easy |
paulinemvp:Uwc |
Lastborn07:Most likely...because almost everybody dt i know dt used mareied falls in stream 2 including my wife.. Mayb dts nysc new policy |
paulinemvp:Strictly for chrisland school... Yu can visit vic lawrence and associate at buraimo owo street victoria island ,drop at eko hotel and suite and ask of vla on buraimo street for other recruitment..go with your cv and passport with whte background ona wedneday or thursday and prepare for writren interview |
TenderSol:I heard there test is usually comprehensive...thats why i am worried..i need somoene with helpful solution. What subject do you apply for? |
CHARLOE:Please try i have the test on saturday morning... |
CHARLOE:Pls can you help me ask him what the qualifying test looks like? And is that yur cousin a bsc or bed holder? |
babyBB:You used married status for lagos bah? |
hayotundeh:Do you have the past question? |
Moji12:Good luck my dear!!! Anybody with useful information about bradfield recruitment questions fr teaching should kindly help.. |
Busuyep: |
Busuyep:The application form was attached with the job invite... It is to be printed and filled and to be submittdd on the day of interview |
Moji12:No application letter, just buy a brown envelope and put your cv inside of it... Address it to the bradfield consulting ltd and write the post yu re applying for... You will be given apptitude related to the field you aplied for.. I heard it is a written test.....[color=#770077][/color] |
BrilliantMind:Drop your cv At 5/7 James Oluleye Crescent Harmony Enclave Off Adeniyi Jones Ikeja |
Haaa! Bros please expantiate more on this...i overheard someone said bradfield questions are always tough... Av yu wtitten this chrisland test with bradfield befre? Anybody with useful info should help...i [quote author=Ebookmathswaec post=56612070]^^^ Go and get Further Maths past question papers.[/quote] |
WHO GOT THIS INVITE? Dear Applicant Following your application for a teaching position, I am pleased to invite you for a written test on Saturday 25th of ,JUNE 2017 by 11.00am prompt. Please find below details for the test; Location: Bradfield Consulting WHAT QUESTIONS DOES BRADFIELD CONSULTING SET FOR MATHEMATICS TEACHERS ANYBODY WITH USEFUL INFORMATION SHOULD COMMENT.... THANKS At 5/7 James Oluleye Crescent Harmony Enclave Off Adeniyi Jones Ikeja Kindly bring along the following documents to the test hall: Your Current Curriculum Vitae A Filled Copy of your Job Application form Photocopies of your Certificates (please bring originals for sighting) Photocopy of any National Identity card (please bring original for sighting) A passport photograph Proof of your current remuneration. Your writing materials (pen, pencil, calculator, ruler etc.) Upon arrival please ask to see Caroline Please find attached our Job Application Form, fill and bring it to the test hall. Also, kindly confirm your attendance by responding to this email. NB; PLEASE IGNORE EMAIL IF YOU HAVE WRITTEN OUR TEST BEFORE. FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THIS INSTRUCTION LEADS TO DISQUALIFICATION. |
teebarbie:please what does the math questions look like? |
WHAT QUESTIONS DOES BRADFIELD CONSULTANT SET FOR TEACHING JOBS(MATHEMATICS TO BE PRECISE)?? AND WHAT AND WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT GENERALLY?? HELP A BRODA !!!!!!! |
What do the organisation manufacture? I have been invited for an interview for marketing and sales position... What should i expect from the interview? And hope the marketing officer job isnt the one i ll be working all round the strret? Honey2012: |
Did you later went for the interview? How was it? What queston were yu asked? RAFFLAURE: |
Do yu later went? quote author=xclusiveguy4 post=56346245]We received your application for the post of ; Company marketing manager.u re invited for an interview on Wednesday 10/5/17 by 8 am @ Aiico office address: 36 industrial avenue ilupeju Lagos.see Mrs.nwike tina(manager). Got this yesterday and can't remember if I actually applied?? Fellow nairalanders please I need your advice[/quote] |
How did the interview went? Cos i am scheduled for tomorrow xclusiveguy4: |
How long does the battery last? Does the pen video camera also? |