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Gherrokid:
Monday 23rd, 11am.
What bout you?

Janyves:
Greeting to everyone on this thread..... I'm thinking of taking a training on bss/microwave active and passive devices installation and management. I tried asking some friends but didn't get much from them.... Last week I checked out a company that specializes on it, but they say its gonna cost me a whopping 150K.....
Anybody got info on where I can get this training @ an affordable prize? (I just completed my nysc and need some real adventure... Don't wanna sit down with tv @ home)
Anticipating your responses

Gherrokid:
I have no idea. But am using the attached job description as a guide.
I have a feeling it's going to be a bit technical.
We shall conquer!

Gherrokid:
Thanks bro. I really appreciate.
See you at d interview.

Gherrokid:
Same here, am with you

Pls I need a description of how to get to their office in lekki from Mile2.
Can someone pls help?

realbomax:
did u study mechanical or electrical engineering?

icebebe:
Yea,am goin for dis audition.apart frm d teeth we look so much alike

adahib:
I've been eagerly awaiting the availability of lollipop so I can upgrade from the present kit Kat. At about 9a.m today,I got a notification for system update but immediately,I recalled the glitches associated with lollipop. Things like Wi-Fi issues,absence of vibration when volume is turned down among others. Yes most of the glitches have been sorted out but I can't help but worry.

I use HTC m8 and I've read about how beautiful lollipop looks on it, not forgetting the integrated UI by HTC, the newly improved HTC sense. I'm very eager to run the new OS but I have my reservations.

Now my question is,has anyone upgraded to android lollipop? If yes,how does it run on your device? Have you noticed any of the glitches?

TheWhiteKnight:
Applications are currently being reviewed, qualified applicants would be called upon soonest

mcshegs:
Got this a while ago.

Dear Candidate,
Following your successful interview at VDT Communications Ltd for the Management Trainee position. You are hereby invited for an interview with the Managing Director. Please see details below:
Date:   Friday 13th February, 2015.
 
Time:    11:00am prompt
 
                  Venue: VDT Communications Ltd
                                 1, Alfred Rewane Road
                                 7th Floor, Union Marble House
                                 Falomo, Ikoyi
                                 Lagos.
Kindly revert to confirm your attendance for this interview-Important.
Thank you.
Morenike Sokunle
Front Desk Officer

Who else got it ??

ominithegreat:
To show off that u can afford it.

ominithegreat:
Elm, why did u buy the m8? As a trophy phone. Pls enlighten me

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

ollah1:
He is advertising Huawei mate 7 for you that it's got a blazing strong battery that would last you a day on heavy use.