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Are u gayyy? hw else wuld u justify d fact dat u re checkin ur fellow gy out

The presidency has accused the All
Progressives Congress (APC) and
particularly its leadership comprising
Major General Muhammadu Buhari
and former Lagos State Governor,
Senator Bola Tinubu, of double
standards and being inconsistent on
national issues.
In a paper titled, “Nigeria in 2014:
Facts Versus Fiction”, written by the
Special Assistant to the President, New
Media, Mr. Reno Omokri, the
presidency described the opposition
and its leadership as a bunch of
“hypocrites” who would stop at
nothing to “secure political power by
whatever means necessary”.
Omokri recalled that on December 18,
2013, several newspapers had carried
the statement from APC which called
on President Goodluck Jonathan to
respond to former President
Olusegun Obasanjo’s letter on the
grounds that the allegations
contained in the letter warranted a
response.
However, he expressed surprise that
after the president did exactly what
the APC had recommended, it
changed its tune and on December
26, the party berated Jonathan’s
response to Obasanjo’s letter.
According to the presidential aide, the
example above showed that APC
stood for nothing and was only
against action or utterance of the
president.
In another instance, he said: “Senator
Bola Tinubu had been one of the
most vociferous champions for the
convocation of a National Conference.
He had championed this cause for
years and many had come to think of
the idea as his pet project.
“At the first Anthony Enahoro
Memorial Lecture in Benin City, Edo
State which held on November 24,
2011, Bola Tinubu had said ‘I submit
to you today that because of the
multiple issues surrounding our
skewed federalism and constitutional
flaws, the Nigerian nation is weak...
‘The 21-member Presidential
Committee on the Review of
Outstanding Constitutional Issues
(PCROCI) recently set up by President
Goodluck Jonathan falls short. It is a
backdoor approach to the issue of
national conference. In memory of
Chief Enahoro we must convoke a
national conference.’
“But when on October 1, 2013,
President Jonathan listened to the
cries of Nigerians and decided to
convoke the very National Conference
that Bola Tinubu advocated, the
Asiwaju made a characteristic 360
degree turn and went on attack mode
saying on October 6, 2013: ‘The
national conference is by whom, for
whom, and at what stage? How many
levels of deception? I see a
contradiction. I see diversion. I see
deception, lack of honesty and
integrity’.”
Another instance pointed out by
Omokri was Tinubu’s irreconcilable
flip-flop as far of Obasanjo was
concerned, stating: “On March 25,
2013, after a birthday party that was
reported in the media to have cost N1
billion, Bola Tinubu gave an interview
to The Sun Newspaper and said,
‘There are so many news items that
are seriously more newsworthy than
to be looking for Obasanjo’s
congratulatory messages in the
newspaper. A man who had great
opportunity to put Nigeria on the right
path and failed to do so; failed to do
even the Ota road, not Lagos-Ibadan
Expressway.
‘What am I celebrating about him?
That’s the truth. He deceptively dealt
with the country and he handed over
to a man who knew he was ill.
Obasanjo is a leader that could not
find another successor capable of
driving through his vision for the
country'."
Omokri, in the article, expressed
dismay when nine months later on
December 22, 2013, the same Tinubu
was at Obasanjo's residence in Ota,
Ogun State, and told the former
president they (APC) had resolved and
was determined to rescue Nigeria and
wanted him as their “navigator”.
The presidential aide said it was
glaring to any objective minds that the
APC is a party without ideology, and a
vision for Nigeria cobbled together by
people without scruples who would
be willing to work with anybody no
matter how odious as long as that
person has a grudge against the
president.
“This is why they cannot argue with
facts and figures against President
Jonathan and must therefore conjure
up lies, innuendo and propaganda.
“The APC's attention is focused on the
short term goal of securing political
power by whatever means necessary.
They have no long-term focus of
transforming the lives of Nigerians.
“Who has been to an APC rally, or
heard an APC chief or chieftain being
interviewed and heard them talk
about their plans for the
transformation of Nigeria?” he asked.
He added that over the past year, as if
choreographed, APC leaders have
talked about 2015 in terms of doom,
soaking people in blood, civil war,
destruction and such militant
language.
“Politicians ought to think in terms of
welfare for the people not warfare for
them. Talk of blood/war in 2015 is a
result of poverty of vision. They have
no vision so they feel they must use
scare tactics.
“What makes these yesterday's men
bitter enough to call for blood and
gore? I posit that it is the misuse of
the opportunities God gave them and
the refusal to accept that it has shifted
to others.
“While the president stays on point
talking about his vision for the future,
their focus is on insulting and
disparaging him. A persuasive leader
is not weak and a coercive leader is
not strong. Anyone can compel
obedience by force but only the
strong get it by non-violent
persuasion,” Omokri argued.
He maintained that the Jonathan
presidency was run on ideas because
at the helm is a Ph.D leader who has
voiced out severally that he believes in
transforming lives rather than
conforming to the status quo.
“Ideas are the building blocks of the
Transformation Agenda. Ideas lead to
cooperation thus expanding our
sense of what is possible. Insults lead
to isolation thus limiting our sense of
what's possible. This is the basic
difference between President
Jonathan and the current opposition,”
he said.
The presidential aide went further to
do a comparative analysis of the
accomplishment of the Jonathan
administration with that of the APC
leadership, using internet websites to
separate fact from fiction.
He said under Jonathan, Nigeria's
economy has grown to become the
largest economy in Africa (/
pbbld8r).
• In 2009, Nigeria's per capita income
was $1091. Today it is $1,721, an
increase of almost 70% (/
y5tfwwd).
• In 2007, average life expectancy in
Nigeria was 47 years. Today, it is 52
years (/yyl5xy2).
• In 2010, inflation in Nigeria was
15.60%. Today, it is 7.0%
(/6pyhylf).
• In 2007, the maternal mortality rate
was 750 per 100,000 births. Today, it
is 580 (/lfr4jjb).
Omokri further highlighted the
promises kept by the president, which
comprised the privatisation of the
power sector; establishment of an
international airport in the South-east;
revival of the railways; construction of
one federal university in 12 states of
the federation that previously had
none; construction of 123 Almajiri
model schools with Malam’s quarters,
hostels, Qu’ranic recitation halls and
science laboratories, with 277 more in
the pipeline; repair of federal
highways; and the construction of 389
health centres nationwide, as well as
national cancer screening centres.



www.thisdaylive.com/articles/presidency-buhari-tinubu-are-hypocrites/168132/

The Portuguese was well below his
best but struck twice late on to make
it 353 club strikes, a tally which also
saw him surpass his Brazilian
namesake. Cristiano Ronaldo reached 400 career
goals on Monday thanks to his late
double in Real Madrid 's 3-0 win at
home to Celta in La Liga.
The Portuguese was not at his best as
the Blancos struggled to break down
the visitors but latched on to
dangerous balls from Dani Carvajal
and Gareth Bale to net a double late
in the game and also saw an effort
ruled out for offside in the closing
stages.
The 28-year-old, who is favourite to
win the Ballon d'Or next week, struck
69 goals in 59 games for club and
country in 2013 and his first two this
year mean he now has 400 senior
strikes in his career.
The ex-Manchester United man
currently shares the record for
international goals for Portugal with
retired striker Pauleta on 47 and has
hit 353 club goals over the course of
his career, a total which saw him
surpass the Brazilian Ronaldo, who
netted 352 in his career, on Monday.
The Madeira-born forward's 400 goals
have come in 653 games for club and
country but, even more impressively,
the Portuguese now has 230 in just
221 appearances for Real Madrid.

source: www.goal.com

the worst part is that it is the students that will suffer it since no matter wat happens the lecturers would still b paid their salaries

The Rivers State Government has
denied alleged relocation of the State
House of Assembly complex.
The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in
Rivers State had accused Governor
Rotimi Amaechi of planning to move
the State House of Assembly to the
Government House in Port Harcourt.
In a statement by the Special Adviser
on Media to the PDP Chairman in the
state, Jerry Needam, the party claimed
that Amaechi was planning to
commence siting of the lawmakers
inside the Government House.
The aim, according to the party, is for
the lawmakers to consider the 2014
Appropriation Bill and a motion to
reject recommendations of the
National Judicial Council on the
appointment of a substantive chief
judge for the state.
“The attention of the Rivers State
Chapter of the Peoples Democratic
Party has been drawn to a directive by
the State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi,
directing few members of the Rivers
State House of Assembly loyal to him
to move the Rivers State House of
Assembly to Government House, Port
Harcourt.
“The Governor also directed few law
makers loyal to him, to commence
sitting at Government House, Port
Harcourt, and consider the 2014
appropriation bill and a motion to
reject recommendations of the
National Judicial Council on the
appointment of a substantive Chief
Judge of Rivers State, amongst others.
“The directive by Governor Rotimi
Amaechi to move the State House of
Assembly, under the pretext that
repairs are still ongoing and that it is
not conducive for legislative
businesses
should be ignored and disregarded”,
the PDP had claimed.
However, in a reaction, the Chief of
Staff, Government House, Port
Harcourt, Chief Tony Okocha,
described the claims by the PDP as a
lie and a figment of the party’s
imagination.
According to Okocha, “It is a blatant
lie and a figment of PDP’s wicked
imagination. I don’t know why they
(PDP) relish in mischief. There is no
such plan by the Governor.
“The crisis affecting the PDP is not
only political, the party also has
mental crisis because some of its
members have continued to reason
along the absurd”.
It could be recalled that the Rivers
State House of Assembly complex has
remained shut since July 9, 2013 after
a free-for-all among lawmakers.
Both anti- and pro-Amaechi
lawmakers have not held plenary in
the House as the Rivers State Police
Command continues to give
conditions for the reopening of the
Assembly complex.

www.dailypost.com.ng/2014/01/06/rivers-government-denies-alleged-relocation-state-house-assembly-complex/

University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN,
workers made good their threat on
Monday as they continued their joint
protest calling for the removal of the
university’s Vice Chancellor, Prof.
Bartho Okolo.
The workers, who just returned from
Christmas and New Year break started
the protest on December 18, 2013.
They are urging the Federal
Government to reinstate the
suspended Pro-chancellor of the
university, Dr. Emeka Enejere and
remove Okolo on allegation of
corruption and financial recklessness.
They were led during the protest
under the platform of Joint Action
Committees (JAC), by University union
leaders, who included Dr.
Ifeanyichukwu Abada, ASUU, Godfrey
Ugwu, NASU, Mr Anthony Onwu of
NATT and Mr Paul Obodoike of
SSANU.
The protest started with a prayer
session at the UNN Freedom Square,
after which the workers marched to
the second gate opposite Zik’s Flat
hostels, chanting solidarity songs.
As result of the protest, all academic
and administrative activities have
remained paralysed in the institution.
Addressing journalists, spokesman of
JAC, Abada, chairman of ASUU-UNN
said that workers want government to
remove the VC for allegedly running
the university as his personal
business.
They equally demanded the setting
up of a panel of inquiry to probe the
VC.
He said, “Government should
reinstate the suspended pro-
chancellor or make public the offence
he committed.
“UNN workers want government to
remove Okolo and set up a panel of
inquiry to probe him on his financial
recklessness and refusal to adhere to
due process in awarding contracts”.
Abada said that the protest was one
of the ways the workers were using to
show that they were not comfortable
with Okolo’s administration, adding
that “we will continue to carry this
protest until justice is done through
government’s intervention”.

dailypost.com.ng/2014/01/06/unn-workers-resume-protest-insist-vc-must-go/

Barely three weeks after all the
academic and workers’ unions in the
University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN,
staged protest calling for the removal
of the Vice Chancellor, Prof Batho
Okolo over alleged maladministration
in the institution and unjust
suspension of the Pro-Chancellor and
Chairman of the Governing Council,
Dr Emeka Enejere, youths from the
host community yesterday protested
along the major streets in Nsukka,
calling for Prof Okolo’s immediate sack
by the Federal Government.
The youths protested carrying
different placards which read, “Nsukka
land does not want Batho Okolo
again,” “Nsukka wants reinstatement
of Enejere,” “We will continue this
protest until the VC is removed.”
Spokesmen of the group Mr Victor
Ezugwu and Dr Fabian Ugwu said the
youths decided to carry out the
peaceful protest to call the attention
of government to the unholy activities
of Prof Okolo at the UNN.
“The people of Nsukka have suffered
untold hardship ever since the
inception of the administration of
Prof. Okolo as Vice Chancellor. Bartho
Okolo has been denying the host
community employment and
admission quota and other benefits
they enjoyed under previous
administration before him.
’’We are not the only ones protesting
against Bartho Okolo despotic rule in
UNN. All his workers are against him.
We have become aliens on our own
soil. Government must not sacrifice
the progress of UNN by keeping Prof
Okolo.’
“President Goodluck Jonathan must
act speedily by removing Prof Okolo,
before it is too late.
“We are not mindful of the fact that
he has few months to complete his
term; we want the VC removed. We
call on President Jonathan to
intervene and restore Dr Enejere as
the Pro-chancellor of UNN,” they said.
Similar protests were carried out by
ASUU, NASU, NAT and the Alumni
association in the past three weeks
calling on government to recall the
pro-chancellor.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/01/unn-host-community-protests-wants-vc-removed/

no insults buh pls correct urself it's come nt came. thank me later

Hehe, abeg make una judge case
here o.
A beautiful young woman, on an
international flight, asked the
priest beside her, “Father, may I
ask a favour?”
“Of course you may. What can I do
for you?”
“Well, I bought this expensive
electronic hair dryer that is well
over the Customs limits and I’m
afraid that they’ll confiscate it
from me. Is there anyway that you
could carry it through Customs for
me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you, dear,
but I must warn you: I will not
lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no
one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, the
young lady let the priest go ahead
of her. The Customs Officer asked,
“Father, do you have anything to
declare?”
“From the top of my head down
to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.”
The Officer thought this answer
strange, so he asked, “And what
do you have to declare from your
waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous little
instrument designed to be used
on a woman, but which is, to
date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the Officer
said, “God bless you, Father, go
ahead.” Did he tell a lie?......

favourable response nd more will come

Warning!!! GIRLS KEEP OFF.. For Guys
Only.
I know many guys are dying to hook
up with a lioness this session, (on this
page, I've read a few girlfriend
soliciting posts) a lot of times guys will
be like.. ''I B owfa.. How pesin fit get
babe for dis skool... No be I wan do
badt tinz but..'' It is totally
understandable, friendship/socializing
with the opposite sex is a 'natural
somtin'. Man is a social being after all,
whether in the den or elsewhere.
If you are among those in dire need of
friendship this session, here are few
tips.[ No girl is allowed beyond this,
Kindly BACK OFF!!]
--Packaging!! Omo, you dont need to
be Dangote's son to package well.. The
secret is.. Dress well, be neat and learn
to speak good english.(Remember
living beyond your means is not a valid
option).
--Define the type of girl you want and
what you want from the friendship and
be Realistic: This session is a 'No Long
Thing session' immediately the strike is
suspended, school activities will zoom
off at a great pace, before you could
say OKPA! you are already in an exam
hall, so dont waste your limited time
chasing girls you don't really need and
dont fit into your vision 13/14.
People go into friendship for different
reasons..for love & care, for support, to
learn, to be a better person, for fun etc
whatever it is.. Define it. And be
realistic.. You know your pocket aint
deep and you wan date that hot
material girl for your dept.. Forget what
you see in the movies.. E no go work o,
unless you wan chop your school fees.
--Make the move: A faint heart wins no
fair lady. If you have succesfully(&
realitically) applied tip 2. Go ahead and
tell her wetin dey. Don't expect her to
come and fall for you like a pack of
cards without you doing what you're
suppose to do which is 'Say what's on
your mind'.
--Be patient. Nothing comes easy and
quick, not even fast money. Everything
takes time. But if she takes time longer
than necessary... Kpam kpam kpam..
Away!!
Now, in line with tip 2, here are types
of girls and where you can find 'em.
(Note: you can find 'em elsewhere tho',
but Imma tell ya where they naturally
occur..Lol)
....IF
..You want tomboy a girl, a girls with
little biceps, always on trousers, go to
Engineering and Geology.
...You want a tushed up babe, that will
be willing to flaunt with your around
campus and go to parties, social
outings etc.. Nwata mara ife anaru.. Go
to bio sci.. Mass Comm, foreign Lang,
English or social work.
..You want a jacko babe that will ginger
you to read more.. Go to Pharmacy
faculty, Vet Medicine or swallow your
pride & befriend that very serious
Jacko in your class.
...You want a babe that will gradually
lead to be a true born again.. Go to
SUCF, DLCF, Chosen..(there a lot of
good ones too apart from these)
...You want to get it easy with most of
the girls in your class..No magic bro,
get 'em A's & B's & packaging. Your
room go turn class for night class.
...You want a sugarAunty(not monetary
gain).. As in, a girl that's way older than
you that can advice you, you know?,
those kind things, and can still run
things with you.. Dont go to PG(most of
'em are married) rather go to
Education, Psychology dept, PALG,
Archeology, Religion & cultural studies
(from the name self, you suppose
code).
...You want to develop and enhance
your leadership, personal & speaking
skills at d same tym have fun and
increase your network of friends, join
the Rotaract Club in UNN.
..And If you want to get the best out of
yourself.. Believe in yourself, work hard
and fear God.

jx hpe over confidence doesnt kill us. d group isnt dat easy

The world cup teams have all known their opponents. Nigeria meets Bosnia jm Argentina and
Iran... describle our world cup group in 1 world nd what do you think are our chances of qualifing to the next round

Davido - skelewu.
d song topples ma imagination. it's a neat pure of art nd beats

The end of this year has approached nd many aritiste from the beginning of the year until now have been working hard in the music industry. Many hits nd sound tracks has been released by them ranging from afro hip hop, rap,blues, jazz etc in the year 2013. what is your favourite song in 2013 and state your reason for choosing it. Tnx

but y would someone go nd bleep dem without paying

Having been on a night out with
friends, the man in question went to a
local brothel near the southern
Spanish city of Malaga.
There he decided to engage in an orgy
with three prostitutes.
Once all the action was over, the
women demanded €70 each for their
services, but the man refused to pay
one of them.
"I realize now I must have been a bit
of a pain because of the alcohol I’d
had," he said.
After a heated argument between the
four, the mood changed as two of the
women started to stroke and seduce
the client to make him calm down.
What happened next caught him
completely off guard.
One of the sex workers pulled out a
knife and slashed the man’s Instruments.
"I didn’t see it coming, she must have
been in a really foul mood," the man,
who preferred to remain anonymous
said.
I used some bandages to apply a
tourniquet to my penis and I caught a
taxi to the nearest health centre.
"The cut was so deep doctors referred
me to another hospital in Marbella."
His situation was so critical upon
arrival, doctors had to give him a
blood transfusion before he
underwent surgery.
“The operation lasted two hours.
Everything went well but doctors told
me I was very close to dying or being
impotent for the rest of my life.
I’ll never go back to a place like that.
It’s over me now, never again.”
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abeg mak una allow us to recover from the effect of d past rumours before bringin up anoda 1. fingers crossed as dix poeple de joke wit persin future

Manchester United are set to open
contract talks with Chicharito in order
to keep the striker at Old Trafford.
Goal understands that the Mexican,
who recently spoke of his frustration
over a lack of first-team opportunities
under David Moyes, has been assured
of his importance to the club going
forward.
United are keen to tie the striker down
for the long-term and are willing to
improve his current £60,000-a-week
deal, which has two years remaining.
Hernandez has been linked with both
Arsenal and Tottenham in recent
months but has indicated privately
that he would prefer a move abroad if
he were to leave Old Trafford.
Former United coach Rene
Meulensteen admitted a fortnight ago
that the 25-year-old could look to
leave the club in search of regular
first-team football.
"If Hernandez comes to an age where
he thinks he wants regular football
and he can get into another top team
in the Premier League then I can see
him considering it, but it’s not easy
leaving Manchester United," he said.
However Moyes has been vocal in his
support of Chicharito, insisting that
the champions need the striker who
has scored four goals in nine games
so far this term.
The forward's agent Eduardo
Hernandez revealed in the summer
that the forward had rejected a move
to Valencia in order to succeed at
United, insisting that his client is more
motivated than ever at the Theatre of
Dreams.

Two of the best players in the world
go head to head for a shot at
immortality - but the presence of
which icon is essential for the
tournaments success?
Uefa's play-off draw means that one
of either Cristiano Ronaldo or Zlatan
Ibrahimovic won't be able to bring
their style, arrogance, and, most of all,
brilliance, to Brazil next summer.
Sweden and Portugal will look to their
talismen in order to secure passage to
the promised land, but the presence
of which superstar would enrich the
World Cup more?

u wuld gt 20 chocolates. 15 chocolate wit d #15. then d wrappers wuld gve u 5 more makin it 20

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na only dix tin? d p***sy no even shw. Dix na normal swimming trunk

nawa ooo. wer u de. kom continue d story i de wait

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april 22

no b today way we begin hear dix kin news. jux hope this 1 is for real

so u wanna marry a non sexy babe.