₦airaland Forum

1.Are u a player??
Ans: Yes, manchester united wants to sign me next season do dey expect us 2 say yes??

2. why do u want my pin?
Ans: i want to use it to burst balloon.

3. can u die 4 me?
Ans: i thought Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty?

4. My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?
Ans: Return the bb to the seller and get a nokia torch

5. IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?
Ans: mumu, we would just perform night vigil.........
Hehehehe Dull children

ozaro: .....what!!!!!!. hell no!!

this my first photoshop design, 2 months ago

ozaro: hehehehehe.....was my first too. *absolute crap....i know*

re u sure u did not summit it at a graphic design contest Lolz

[quote author=Ezy~p]NIGERIANS AND THEIR ONE WAY TYPE OF GRAFIX DESIGN
@OP U TRY SHA BUT AM NOT IMPRESS AT ALL (YA AM A GRAFIX DESIGNER)[/quote]who re u 4 us 2 impress, u jst emerge frm only God knws whre and start insultin us "NIGERIANS AND THEIR ONE WAY TYPE OF GRAFIX", upload ur designs lets see and then i wil clear ur doubt after i turn nairaland 2 my graphix design recycle bin

ozaro: wot would u say abt this then

if my lecturer shud ask me to define "crap" i wil login nairaland and show him dis ur design, hehehehe laff want mek my laptop get blue screen error

Brainrex: that was my first work on photoshop
last year

am a graphic designer, whre i work, we use corel draw, i decide 2 step up my game last month, thats when i joined d PS family, i started usin photoshop last month, even my DP, i used coreldraw 2 design it

D one u guys stood with lil wayne is crap, (no offence)

When will u guys extend ur charity to borno state?? Some boko haram members who ve been killed by th JTF in borno state, their children are now almajiri's roamin about in d streets, they criozly need ur helpin hands, hehehe

We regret to inform all ABU prospective students that the universityhas canceled the admission list released.
This is the first time we will report such news. It has never been heard in the recent few years that a university, after making an admission list available on its official website,came out boldly to announce the cancellation.
Below is a message delivered by the university on her website announcingthis cancellation;

PUBLIC NOTICE ON THE ABU 2012/2013 ADMISSION LIST:
“The Management of Ahmadu Bello University Zaria regrets to announce to the general public that the 2012/2013 Admission list earlier published isdone in an error .Authentic Admission list would be published on this site in due course.
By this notice the general public is hereby advised to disregard any admission that might have emanated from the earlier published list.”
Meanwhile the university management has failed to state the reason(s) behind this action. We urge the students to keep their fingers crossed as our investigation team is sniffing to uncover the story.
But what do you have to say about this?.

Brainrex: the last image is crap
no offence

his royal graphix guru brainrex, i know its crap,

Graphicfr3ak: i try na....as sey i just dey learn

lolz, u dey learn?, we re all learners in dis world, the say practice makes perfect, and thre's no such tin like perfect..

ozaro: make una no abuse me o

its cool, but dnt only rely on tutorials, cook up new tinz ur self

Satisfied?

talkin abt desgnin logos, here are some of the ones i did for my clients... i dont talk much like u guys,but i design ;Dmuch

obisage: Zcar drop me ur no or email. got some biz for u

yez bozz.. 08176022188, email: czar4israel@live.co.uk or spywareczar@gmail.com

toh. una don luk 4 ma trouble oo. here are more

Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 andwin a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge#100 an win benin republic. Glo, go jus kuku say... Recharge 500 and win Nigeria because there colour na
Green Na only fo Naija people dey horn fortraffic light make e quick change from Redto Green. Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE" Na only for nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because weno even trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey: Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill promptly. Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff, Ogogoro and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am for anywhere.

adstick: please can we aslo do all this design for coreldraw too?

nope, only photoshop, am a huge fan of photoshop

adstick: who did all this design abeg?

i did all of em

ozaro: u got nice works bruv....mine comming up. don't mind my designs. some are tutorials(im just starting out)

tnx bruv, waitin 2 see urz.

Cool concept, gud choice of colours and nice blendin mode

U all can call me "GRAPHIC SUPPORT" hehehehe

they say lagos state got the best graphic designers, well no doubt,
its the city of hustlers, what else do you expect, the level of competition in lagos is at its peak,
and competition and challenge bring out the best in people,
back here in the north, kaduna state has the best graphic designers, which am proud to be one of them.
here are few of my cool simple designs i did at leisure times, i used photoshop CS5, and am damn good in corel draw,
sometimes i work with both programs on one job.

lets see what you got

Hear this lady. "Can't believe he deleted me onhis bb, can't reach him on his phone, he removed me from his friend's list on facebook and twitter just because I gave himthe list of things I want for xmas
1. Brazillian hair- N95k
2. Gucci bag- N350k
3. Louis vitton wallet- N60k
4. Prada shoes- N140k
5. DNKY wrist watch- N70k
6. Aldo sandals- N28k
7. Blackberry porsche- N235k
Ipad 5, a trip to Bahamas and just a Rover sport.....
Dear friends, did I ask for too much?"

Holla @me, criozly u wont regret, 08176022188

Please mind you, my wish list is based on whre i reside, i base in the North, kaduna to be precise. And this my Christmas wish list:-
- AK-47
- bullet/cutlass proof jacket
- Uninterrupted power supply
- ****
- RPG
- rocket launcher
- amoured tank
- Jingle bomb

hehehe Boyz got to be ready, coz you dont know what this insane muslim extremist sect are planning..
Back to you, Whats your Christmas wish list??

caseless: there was pandemonium, and u scampered for safety? U fall my hand big time.....are u not a man? Even na boko haram sef, jst face them. Jst an advice anyway....

lol, 4 here kaduna even fish wey dey river kaduna dey fear boko haram talk more of animals wey dey outside, if dogs dey bark in d night, if u jst shout boko aram, walhi all of dem go scamper 4 safety

criozly, its not funny, although i dont play knockout, but the sound makes me feel, yeaH, ITS CHRISTMAS