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* Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady... So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category...
* Never let the sweet talks of guys deceive you, most times they just want to go between your legs and run off there after.
*Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you.The older you get by the day, the fewer toasters you will have.
*Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE.
*Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying a girl back, either through their FRIENDS or total 'PAID' STRANGERS....BE CAREFUL.
*Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will also return to his wife who sex starves him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body.
*If all you take to the relationship is the mindset to EXTRACT MONEY from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer...
* Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80year old woman they want to get intimate with.
*A guy always taking you to the SILVERBIRD GALLARY, FAST FOOD, MALL AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTRE /NATIONAL THEATRE is nosign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his 'SOCIAL MATE' and nothing else....
*If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do hislaundry, then just know you are his"executive house help".
*If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.
*Don't always change the TV station from ETV to CRYSTAL TV, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out.
*If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren’t welcome (only being used). Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being emotionally abused are the ones at the receiving end...? Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive...
The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs... A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY... ADVICE YOURSELF...
FINALLY, I ALWAYS SAY THIS AND WILL SAY IT AGAIN... It's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husbands fresh air-conditioned BMW x6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf.. JUST REMEMBER THAT, DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPINESS IN MARRIAGE... MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING..... MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST...
myview:- this is the gospel truth take it or leave it kawai

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As a certified graphic designer, i spend everyday on my pc aside frm sundays, even d sundays sef, i wil watch 1 or 2 movies wit ma lappy @home, den on monday, am off 2 office

Kslib: Walahi,you don enter seun blacklist...

haba, Seun na my Boss na

Kslib: Hahahaha!!! You haff kill me with laff oh.. Hahaaahahaaahahaaha!!!! I swear,you must pay me my laff...

kslib u don see terminator inside agbada dey smile ba?? Heheheh laff wan disconnect my BIS

erad: y u dey distort ma name nah?? i don't know how to choose winner, maybe u'll help me out sef

erad, dis ur name sef,, u knw say na me win dat contest na, coz i summited 3 different cool designz, oya send d card 2 ma number 08176022188, etisalat, althoungh we dey hardly mek calls 4 here, coz boko haram don bomb most of etisalat ntwrk mast

erad: oga seun, hv i passed ur 'single pixel border' test??

erand, so u dey here?? wat abt d contest u organized sum weeks back??

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

@Seun, what about my designz?, u havent utter anytin on dem yet

Sometimes we or our ‘enemies’ make BIOS settings of our computer password protected. We either forget the password or are not aware of the actions of our ‘enemy’.
Password protecting BIOS settings and later forgetting it may cause following problems:
*. Not able to start computer
*. Not able install Operating System
*. Not able to boot from CD or DVD or USB
*. Not able to change anything under BIOS Settings
and many other problems.
In this article I will teach you a simple and easy technique to completely remove password from BIOS settings sothat next time your start your Computer,you will be not asked to provide the password of BIOS Settings.
Please note : This is not any kind of hacking trick, this is the only solution when we forget our BIOS password beside re-installing BIOS or installing a complete new motherboard. You would be responsible for whatever action you take after reading this article.
To remove password from BIOS setting of your Computer follow the given steps:
1. Open your Computer’s cabinet (Sometimes incorrectly referred as the CPU).
2. Look carefully at the Motherboard of your computer. In the Motherboard you will find a silver coin like stuff, remove it and keep it in a safe place.
This silvery coin is actually a cell (Battery you may say).
If I tell you what it does in technical language then you may get irritated andclose this page.
In common man’s language this cell helps your computer to remember password, the password of BIOS Settings
Remove coin out and wait for 1 minute, 60 seconds.
3. After 60 seconds place back this silvery coin, cell in it’s proper place, in motherboard.
That’s it. Now when you will start your computer you will be no longer asked for Password in BIOS Settings.
Tip: Doing this may manipulate time of your computer, fix time from both BIOS Setting and from your Operating System.
How it works ?
Very simple logic, once you remove this cell from your motherboard for 60 seconds or more, your computer forgetsthe password of BIOS and also forgets that BIOS Settings were made Password Protected. Once you put the cell again in it’s original place, the next time when you will start your Computer, the password of BIOS Settings will not be asked.
Hope you enjoyed this trick. Your feedback is extremely important for me, use d below comment box and tell me whether you were successful in resetting password of BIOS or not ?

seun, am done with mine.
name: israel moses
email: spywareczar@gmail.com
phone no: 08176022188

[quote author=Negro_Ntns]Do not soil Alhaji Monguno's name...please, i beg you. He's a decent and honorable man. .[/quote]a thief is not a thief until he's bin caught

[quote author=Negro_Ntns]The Monguno name has never been linked to anything shady in the history of this country.....so calm down with this spiderweb spin and regain your senses.[/quote]hear ur self,, what do u knw??

joeydozzy: poster, have you upgraded to wp8?

i did, but had to roll back

The terms and conditions of the boko haram dialogue as set out by them.
1) The dialogue should be in Saudi Arabia
2) Senator Ali Modu Sherrif should be tried (for what)
3) Buhari and Monguno to be part of the negotiations.
...
4) Compensation for the destruction of their homes and mosques
I will try to be as civil as possible while I ask these pertinent questions:
1) When did insurgents start giving us terms and conditions?
2) Why Saudi Arabia? So in their little minds, we will pay for them to go Saudi Arabia to “negotiate”?
3) Do they think that the Saudi authorities will save them from arrest? If they will, are they telling us the source of their funding is from the “holy” land?
4) They seek compensations for their “mosques” and “homes” so I wonder let us say GEJ surprises us and agrees (which is a very present possibility; God help this Lilly livered Nigerian) compensate them for the mosques and homes, will they compensate us for the churches, the public buildings, the lives they savagely murdered, the pain they have caused us or will we just blot their sins away?
5) Buhari and Monguno are two names that Iam uncomfortable with. Why them? Why two people who the whole world has screamed to high heavens for their trial for links to the terrorist group?
6) We should try Ali Modu Sherrif; when did criminals start dictating who we should or should not try? They have not told us the offence yet but I wonder should we try him for sponsoring them?
My take:
Boko Haram is a sinking cell and the noose around their neck is tightening so they try to pull this gimmick. We are not buying it kids, you can keep bombing but slowly and surely we are getting closer to unraveling the faces behind the mask. We already know them but we are waiting to catch them with their hands in the cooking pot. We are not interested in Negotiations. We have died too much to negotiate now. The only way we cannegotiate with you should be if you provide these:
1) Compensate us for the churches and public buildings you have destroyed
2) Resurrect the dead and reunite them with their families
3) Tell us your sponsors so that we can all have a group hug and a group photograph after the meeting
4) Negotiation should either be in Nigeria or the USA
Bunch of jokers!!!
I love the way karma always comes around to bite them in the ass; Buhari, Sherrif and your cohorts, believe me, your uppance will come
Second base jare........... ......

They jst tried 2 imitate sm of Mac Os features

Windows 8 was recently launched in a market. New graphic user interface(GUI)attracted the users. To increase number of sells, Microsoft started selling upgrades from Windows 7 to Windows 8 at very very cheap and affordable price.
In this article I would tell you Why you should not go for Windows 8 ?
My aim is not to scare users and preventthem from purchasing this goodness but I actually wanted aware you of the fact that What problems you can face if you go for Windows 8.
#1. Lack of Driver support
Although Windows 8 has some preloaded drivers but there is no guarantee that all of your drivers will be supported in Windows 8. Maybe your computer’s motherboard drivers are notyet Windows 8 ready.
Many users also complaint that there Keyboard and Mouse driver were not working properly or were not detected by the computer.
Computer of my friend detected his keyword incorrectly and all characters were replaced from their initial position.
#2. Lack of Hardware support
Since Windows 8 is a new operating system, may be manufacturer of your hardware didn’t made Printer, Keyboardor any other hardware Windows 8 ready. So chances are high that your hardware couldn’t run properly are cannot run at all in Windows 8.
#3. Lack of Software support
Windows 8 comes with a new user interface and API library is slightly modified. May be software programs which you purchased by paying lots of bucks may not run in Windows 8, lack ofWindows 8 compatibility. And it is reported that many games are not running properly or not running at all inWindows 8.
#4. Interface partially depends on Internet
What makes Windows 8 beautiful is it’s new Interface. Windows 8 lacks start menu but it has something new. Metro 7 and ribbon interface. Windows 8 looks awesome because of some apps but most of them are dependable on Internet connectivity. So if you are goingto purchase Windows 8 after checking some cool screenshots then you should think again.
#5. Windows 8 is modified Windows 7
Believe me or not, Windows 8 is modified version of Windows 7. You canmake your Windows 7 PC, a Windows 8 PC by installing Windows 8 feature through the help of some third party programs.
For instance, For instance, Picture Password feature, in which you have to unlock your PC through some gestures. If you want something like this in your Windows 7 PC then you can install a program called Origami Experience 2.0 which does the same thing.
So these were top five reasons on Why you should not go for Windows 8 ?
If you are confident that you would not face above issues in your PC then sure, You can go for Windows 8.
But if you don’t like to compromise thenWe suggest you either make Hardware and software Windows 8 compatible or Stay on your Current Operating System and make it beautiful by installing some third-party programs.
If you want to share your own views, You are most welcomed to use comment box

nightmare b4 halloween,, hehehehe dis ma happy face

naijametro: So nobody entered our contest? You guys want NGN500 and not USD50... funny

hehehehe naijapetrol so u don see small ba?? Naso u dey tek get members wey go dey patronize ur site??

yoyoyo is me again,, am nt feelin d grafix energy in u guys,, oyana ff me on twitter and ama ff bak asap @thugxic_czar

here's anoda two. wit ma pic in it. am d 1 wit d hausa emir attire[/size][size=8pt]

yes, its young czar, aka graphix-ware, alias spyware, check out my facebook photo albums 4 more cool graphix @israel youngczar moses

Boo hoo

I jst pray say dis insane islamic extremist boko haran, no hear abt dis news, coz dey can d smtin insane, like jingle bomb instead of jingle bell