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Your brain is on Sabbatical leave



1 brain, fairly used

HARDDON:
Need some binoconcave lens ?

I have a spare one here

lagmostkuit:
Is it ur consignment?

lol...nope

lagmostkuit:
Is it ur consignment?

lol...nope

lagmostkuit:
Ma start first nah..

I like puff puff ni.....na agege puff puff u go name am?

lagmostkuit:
Great points u've got dere OP!


*runs out to start my puff puff business*

I fit taste am?

So I mst input my email and password before I can vote?....


You are on your own

EgusiSoup:
Asset means a non-living entity like property or thing. Is "Brain" an asset? Seun should correct me if I'm wrong and please re-open my thread.

heheheh...in case you don't know the meaning,....


He said you should use ur brain very well....1 brain, fairly used.



What's your business with his asset?

I love his reply on that ur thread....


1 brain, fairly used

Desmondtutu, you are the greatest fool on nairaland

Summary please....

Bro, u need a brain....


Are you that poor that u can afford gold circle for jst 40naira?......



But how flesh to flesh dey be?

vheMa:
By their type you'll know them, I know the kinda svh u attended. Your principal must lack arrangement

lol...u are from ondo...well, I konw your type

HOW MEMORABLE WERE YOUR SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS? Some days in school would best be described as totally unforgettable. ………………..……JSS1……………………….. 1. You feel like you are in another world. 2. When seniors enter your class they will call you little frog & tell you they will cut your tail. 3. You don’t joke with your break-time. 4. When you hear the school bell for dismissal you shout “School dismiss, AWAY!! Now the day is over!, etc ” . ………………… JSS2…………………… 1. You begin to grow wings. 2. You start going to school late instead of 7.00am it will be 7.40am. 3. You start missing lessons. 4. You start mixing with people from other classes and prefer to play with them instead of going to class. ……………………. JSS3……………………..…. 1. Omo level Don change now. 2. You dey see your self like a final year student in the University. 3. You start to insult seniors. 4. After Junior WAEC you destroy some school properties. . ………….………. SS1 …………………………… 1. Omo levels don high. 2. You don enter the planet of Apes. 3. You begin dey carry cane dey flog any junior student way no greet you as ‘senior’ 4. You begin to dey write love letters for class. 5. You don dey rock your trouser/ skirt, so you no dey hear word again. 6. You can officially talk back to any ‘senior’. ………………………. SS2 ………………………… 1. Omo you don become principal. 2. You begin dey go school by 9.30am and start to dey hold late comers for gate. 3. No more school sandals or cotina. You go start to dey wear pam slippers go school, while sagging/wearing short skirts. 4. You start to dey carry phone go school. 5. When you give junior student #50 you tell him or her to buy you La casera #120, gala#100, pure water #10 bring change #50. 6. No more hair cut/plaiting hair. . ………………………. SS3……………………….. 1. You don become Mr lecturer. 2. You begin dey go school only 3 times in a week. 3. You dey go school 10.00am & come back 12.30pm. 4. You begin dey scope your sexy female teachers, girls will begin to fix dates with their male teachers. 5. Girls go dey carry make-up go school. 6. You begin dey write rubbish everywhere for the walls of your class-room like “Don’t forget the days of queen mary, Forget me not, Lord Zeus was here, Khaleelu Rahman liveth etc” 7. School authorities are now your class mates no need to fear them again. ETC. …it was Really Fun BACK IN THOSE DAYS….. If u Agree 0ya Add urs…

grad2012:
work tOo much jare can't wait to finish and go home,oya come lemme give u work so we can be gisting together. Hope u don't mind I like gist alot

oya, let's go and gist in private.....whatsapp/email which one?

grad2012:
lols ofcours it is. Hope u are gud n how's ur day going

extremely boring....ntn interesting to do....urs?

Photocopy and printing since u are in schl environment

grad2012:
lols am never talking to u again

that's a joke right?

grad2012:
ha mr sseunth I thought we were Frnds how cud say dat.

friends?....are we?

grad2012:
sseunth I have not try it befor

let's gv it a trial

Ur whatsapp is nt connecting....try and update it first.....

I can never do such.....

U get womanliness in the wrong relationship with no or lil stress

Grad2012.....pls help me out here

U sure say this one no be clown with wetin I dey see?

Galaxy s4...I have used it before

6...Using bodmas

Go to a standard gym

Fiction!!!!

grad2012:
lols forgot to ask hope the issue of yester nyt was solved and is he back from the police station yet.

yea....he is back....came back around 5am this mrning

falconey:
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pounded yam will do.....



Op, I will bring u water