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Johnson5258:
If you have witnessed terrorist attack before you will not be talking like this.

Try to watch 9/11 Osama Bin Laden attack on Netflix.

There shouldn't be any humanity when it comes to terrorism.

RealSolution001:
I was shaving my new girlfriend's private part yesterday when I was thrown off balance with about 3 strands of gray hair on her private part.

I'm 30+ and does not have gray hair on my manhood region but she claims to be 27 but has gray hairs on her womanhood.

Could this mean she is older and claimed fake age?

Bobloco:
Alright, he was merely redirected

vicetuh:
same way I am confused when you mentioned Tinubu as the best despite all negative impact as a result of his wrong policies, if not tribalism that has blinded some of you guys , you would have noticed that tinubu administration has put more people in poverty than all the administration in the past combined. Again you mentioned some organization that gave tinubu award for his time as governor but fail to acknowledge the fact that Peter obi too was recognized by some world organization for his excellent job as governor too. My friend a quick reminder, I am not an igbo guy but a topical igala man from ofu local government.

seunlayi:
Some of our army officers needs more training under Israel

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
When you all started cheating on good men, taking nice guys for granted and feeling entitled to perks of chivalry, men adjusted.

When you all started going naked on reels and TikTok live, exposing the sacred grove of womanhood to all who cared to see, you lost your specialness.

Go to any gym today and see women in pants and bra in public.

Go to any club and see them disgracing their fathers and ancestors.

With all the rituals and kidnap stories flying around, you ladies are still doing whocup and sleepovers with random strangers.

The moment you became shameless with a touch of foolishness, men simply stopped worshipping a disgraced god.

Last but not the least, the redpill happened.

Deal with it babygyal

Starz825:
Cos your daddy believe say...

Once person na man.....he don automatically mean say money must fall from heaven for am...

Everybody with their principles

Me don lower my expectations on humans generally and on women particularly...

Shidinky:
Less simps
In the next 10 years hopefully you will start paying groom price at this rate.

guobe:
Who needs a million naira and why do you need it.
Someone might just see your comment and decide to help out.
An angel has once sent me something huge here on nairaland.
Keep hope alive .
God 🙌.

ShenTeh:
True.

While I really don't fancy an Atiku leadership, OBJ remains the best president we've had, barring the short stint of YarAdua. Nigeria would have been better off today with an OBJ leadership.

His own people were the most critical of him and have not been able to replace him, unfortunately.

Love800:
Normally, that is how people in the UK dress. A country with good standard of living does not dress to impress, because everyone is equal there.
Have you seen the jeans trouser these UK peeps usually wear? Very simple and unfashioned fabric. Even their fones, some are out of fashion grades and types. Social amenities and facilities are working there, so who you wan impress again!

Its their celebrities that mostly dress all those big shirts, big trousers and big shoes and chains all over their necks. This is not for the citizens.

That swagless boy you are seeing there is quietly eating your tax-payers and country resource money. Lol!

Sharpsharp00123:
Being broke I never understood the power of being broke till I experience it live n direct. U will just b stranded n even to see common 3k to give your wife to arrange food go hard.

Thank God things have changed, my advice for people out there is that don't run faster than your Shadow, it's good to upgrade but don't rush to it.

I had a thriving business giving me at least 10k per day but I see many of my friends doing big things n traveling abroad, na so I sell everything try travel ooo, I enter 419 mouth live n direct.....ehn no b small matter my people

Abid2020:
Freelancer Life: Why I’m Scared to Use iPhone in Nigeria

Good morning, Nairalanders.

Please I need your advice.

I currently use a Samsung S10+, but I'm thinking of upgrading to the iPhone 16 Pro Max. The phone is nice, no doubt, but I’m seriously concerned about the wahala that comes with using an iPhone in Nigeria, especially with our police.

Let me explain.

You see, I’m a freelancer on Fiverr and Upwork. I work hard and earn my money clean. But when it comes to Nigerian police, even if you are innocent, once they see you with an iPhone — even if it’s an old iPhone 6 — they start assuming you're a yahoo boy.

I travel from Ekiti to Ilorin often, and on the way, you can meet over 30 police checkpoints. I’m not exaggerating — anyone who travels that road regularly can confirm it. Most times, because I use a Samsung, they don't disturb me much. But those guys carrying iPhones? It’s another story.

Police will stop you, delay you, ask you to unlock your phone, and sometimes even threaten to arrest you. They won’t listen to anything — even if you show them proof that you're a legit freelancer. You go explain tire, no evidence! Most times, they just want a bribe. If you don’t give them, they can delay you for hours just to frustrate you into dropping something.

Because of this, even some drivers in Ekiti are now afraid to carry young, well-dressed guys with iPhones. Some will ask you to hide your phone, or sit where police won’t easily see you. Imagine that!

As someone who hustles genuinely online, I can never give my hard-earned money to these thieves. I'd rather help someone in need than settle police officers for doing nothing.

So please, Nairalanders, what do you advise? Should I just stick with my Samsung or go ahead and get the iPhone 16 Pro Max?
Let me hear your thoughts. Thanks in advance.

tobore4u:
No matter how far you have gone in the wrong direction you can always make a u-turn and the best time to plant a tree is 10 years ago, the second best time is NOW.

Make that decision to quit all form of gambling.

Happy Sunday!

Soulsymbol99:
Sound of music
Indiana Jones and the temple of doom
Mafia vs ninja
The hard way
Hard target
Hard to kill
No retreat no surrender
Mad(indian)
Problem child
Home alone
Commando
Red sonja
Willow
Splash
Sinbad and the seven seas
Clash of the titans
Gods must be crazy
Going banana
Police story
Wheels on meals
Armour of God
Who am I
Independence Day
Men in black
Kindergarten cop
Time cop
Judge dredge
Fifth element
Jumanji (robbie Williams)
101 dalmatians
The mask
Beauty and the beast
Flintstones
Sherk
Coming to America
The Golden child
Dr dolittle
The killer
Rambo
Assassin
Red heat
Conair
king Solomon's mine
Ghost dad
Aladdin
Practically grew up in front of the television


U no add,,the good,the bad and the ugly

Sanctecosma:
Dem don tear your ticket bah

Nazgul:
Sir Alex Ferguson spotted in all smiles on the stands.