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Jobs at The African Field Epidemiology Network (AFENET)

The African Field Epidemiology Network (AFENET) seeks the services of the following individuals:

Open to: All Interested Candidates
Location: Abuja
Opening Date: 7th April 2015
Closing Date: 24th April 2015
Work Hours: Full time

OFFICE ASSISTANT
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QUALIFICATION: Minimum of Diploma certificate in any field. University Degree will be an added advantage

KNOWLEDGE REQUIREMENTS
Language Proficiency:

Working knowledge of English Language to be able to communicate with staff in the course of his/her work
Ability to establish and maintain good relations with people at various levels and of different nationalities
Job Knowledge: Proven knowledge of modern office procedures
Skills and Abilities: MS Word, MS Excel

Method of Application
Submit your CV and application letter by email not later than two week from the date of this publication:
Email: careers@nfeltp.org
Note: Only short-listed applicants will be contacted.


https://www.myjobmag.com/readjob/14848/jobs/jobs-at-the-african-field-epidemiology-network-afenet

Catered4:
Getting a job could be so frustrating and depressing. I remember the days of my joblessness, so many times, I had blamed hubby for my jobless status. Like, if not for marriage, I would have still be in the bank bla bla bla. In other for hubby to survive my perpetual nagging, he surprised me with a Placard on our gate *Buy your cold kunu here* lol. He said to me, 'Baby your kunu taste really good, why dont you give it a trial'. I was like, what? He was like 'Too late, its on the gate'. Before I knew it, people started knocking my gate for kunu. I couldnt tell anyone I was selling kunu in the north but I was never broke. Hubby was relieved, no more nagging lol. There are also days that no one comes to buy kunu. Men and Women around mocked me. I was called a Kunu seller. What do I do when Jobs around were offering 8 - 10k monthly. I prayed and fasted for my status to change. I was hopeful that God has heared me. To God be The Glory, I'm not employed by anyone, I'm self employed. To the Glory of God, My status is Changed #GodWin. From kunu seller to an Agro Allied Owner with its offices in Sokoto, Lagos and a Ware House in Ogun state.
Op, I feel moved to help 5 persons here. I dont have money to give, but I can give what will help secure your future if willing and determined.
Please JUST 5 SINCERE PERSONS WHO FINDS IT REALLY DIFFICULT TO SURVIVE.
Thank you.

tojahh:
Served in 2014, heard of an interview scheduled on a good saturday, bros I arrange my CV and add and minus what is needed.

Storm the place, behold it was strictly on invitation, all efforts to gate crash prove abortive as the interviewers gave no room for that. As a determined man with a zeal to survive. Immediately I heard a name that sound like mine I shouted PRESENT SIR! Even when I didn't submit any credential, I was ushered in and when I presented my credentials to the panel, they where confused. "But this is not the name we have here" said one short fat lady

"But Ma'am, it seems the name was misspelled, that's how most people always make mistakes while spelling my name" I echoed with boldness. They all laughed at my statement and the slim young man with a goat I mean bowl tie challenged "my friend how did you get here"?

"With a keke sir, 50 naira from the junction" I said trying to avoid the challenge comically.

"Anyway, you've a good result, a well arranged cv. Try somewhere else said" said the big boss among them.

"But Sir, that's what the last organization I went to said, that's why am here" I chipped amidst breaking voice.

Alright we'll get back to you. Said the big boss.

I went home "afterall I get beans wey I cook in the morning before I comot, make I go use am see front" I encouraged myself. Thursday I got a text to come to --- Bank, Rumuola (portharcourt) for meet with the boss interview. I look the sms well to make sure its not these network guys with their oversabi text. Behold brethren, I went there, I met the same big boss with just 2 other Ladies, immediately he said in a coarse voice "What will you say if you're asked to leave PH and go work in a suburb?" I said sharply "Sir, as the lord pleases, here I am, send me".

He said alright, here are the forms for documentation, othe requirements by the Bank will be corresponded to you. Bros na so I take start work with Bank, though na Orieagu (Imo state) a village dem post me go o.

Anyway, this is the HR email address. The Bank needs contract staff to help with the BVN registration. If interested send sms to hr@portregion.com.

God bless your hustle.

ruqoyah26:
I got a message from ANABELGROUP.THE MESSAGE GOES THUS.;

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Donbabajayz:
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Malcolmx12:
SHORTLISTED
Yerokun
Oluwatomilola
NIS-2015-030-0009-0000121561
Female
OYO
CONPASS 08

BuddahMonk:
Am from Okpaladike Village Umuohi 0kija, United States of Anambra

Big4wig:
.I don't even no ma village,Well am based in USA through out my life buh i think okija juju is my brother....

''nairaland babes b like,dis guy na American citizen'',akuko ifo

#TEAMOKIJA..am dedicating dis joke to my fellow ndi igbo

One day, a rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana
"Hey" he said to the giraffe "why do you do this to yourself my friend?, just run around the forest with me, and you'll feel happier"
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and started running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking heroin
"hey" said the rabbit to the elephant "why do you destroy yourself with drugs?, just run around the forest with me and you'll definitely be happier"
The elephant thought about this and left his drugs and started running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw Mr Lion taking coke, a powerful drug
"Hey" the rabbit said to the lion "why do you punish yourself so?, just run around the forest with me and you'll feel happier"
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the rabbit the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion "This guy is only trying to help us from taking drugs, why are you beating him up?"
Then the lion said "Dont mind this idiot, thats how he makes me run around the forest with him whenever he's high"


#BIGWIG