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PhonesHelp (unfortunately Package Access Helper Has Stopped ) by Stanbic(op): 2:44pm On Aug 26, 2017
Guys my phone has been saying "unfortunately package access helper has stopped " I cant install anything, can't download anything online and can't access my phone storage,. I've used factory reset to wipe everything yet it didn't stop, Anyone with a proper solution for me?
PhonesRe: Samsung Unveils Galaxy S8 and S8+ by Stanbic(m): 8:44pm On Mar 29, 2017
I used this phone last year nah. I just bought the s9

That one is doper
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele's Phobia For Water Revealed At Seychelles Vacation [PICS] by Stanbic(m): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2017
Lol slay queen is scared, na village stream sure pass for am nah



















Na joke o
CrimeRe: Xenophobia In India: Photos Of Nigerians & Others Attacked by Stanbic(m): 11:05am On Mar 28, 2017
Why were they beaten like that, there must be a reason. This cant just be racism its just not believable
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Okada Man In Ichama, Benue State by Stanbic(m): 10:54am On Mar 28, 2017
0b10010011:
Sigh.....


How wa it confirmed that they were Fulani herdsmen?



Stop attributing every crime to Fulani herdsmen!

Did u interrogate the criminals to know where they re from?
No matter what they did murder isnt the answer
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Okada Man In Ichama, Benue State by Stanbic(m): 10:53am On Mar 28, 2017
What the hell is going on, abeg e be like say protest against this evil should become necessary cos this is becoming unbearable
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Brags About Earning N15 Million Per Show With Stacks Of Dollars [PICS] by Stanbic(m): 10:03pm On Jan 24, 2017
I used to like this guy Shaa, but he just fall my hand, wetin u wan form na
PoliticsImportant News That Hit The Headlines On Thursday January 19 by Stanbic(op): 3:07am On Jan 20, 2017
The NAIJ.com team has gathered the most important news that hit the headlines on Thursday, January 19. Find all the stories you might have missed below:

1. Adama Barrow sworn in as The Gambia President in Senegal (photo, video)


Adama Barrow sworn in as The Gambia President in Senegal
President-elect Adama Barrow as been sworn in as The Gambia's president and he has taken the oath of office at his country's embassy in neighbouring Senegal.

2. Protest in support of Buhari rocks Lagos (PHOTOS)

A coalition of Civil society organizations on Thursday, January 19 embarked on a peaceful procession around the streets of Lagos to rally support for the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari.

3. Meet President Buhari's official pilot, Captain Chinyelu (photos)



Captain Chinyelu
Captain Chinyelu Chizoba Ndibuisi is a presidential pilot and he flies the Nigerian Air Force 001 plane.

He has once worked as an Air Peace pilot. The presidential pilot loves relaxing and easing tension by playing his favourite game, tennis. He is currently in the United States with his boss, President Muhammadu Buhari, who is participating in the 71st session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) in New York.

4. Senegalese soldiers enter Gambia to force Jammeh out

The Senegalese troops have reportedly entered The Gambia in protection of the just sworn-in Adama Barrow as the president of the country, the BBC has reported.

The soldiers have also launched strikes against Gambia in a move to force out the sit-tight Yahya Jammeh, who has refused to vacate the presidential seat after 22 years in office.


5. Shekau! The Nigerian man that can Never die


Abubakar Shekau
There is no man more wanted dead or alive by Nigerians, than the leader of the Boko Haram sect, Abubakar Shekau.

Shekau who is believed to have been born between 1965 and 1975 in Yobe state, took over as leader of Boko Haram after the founder, Mohammed Yusuf, was paraded and then executed in front of a crowd by Nigerian security forces.

6. Breaking: President Buhari jets out to UK for medical treatment (photos)

Shortly after sending a letter to the Senate requesting for a 10-day leave, President Muhammadu Buhari has left Abuja on a medical visit to the United Kingdom.

The president in a post on his Facebook page said: I'm traveling to the UK today on a short leave, part of my annual vacation. I'll be back at work on February 6.


7. Tension in US as man threatens to kill Donald Trump ahead of inauguration


Donald Trump
Dominic Puopolo, 51, is being held without bail in Miami on charges of threatening harm against a public servant.

The 51-year-old man was arrested by Miami Beach police Tuesday for allegedly threatening President-elect Donald Trump online.

Puopolo is a member of a prominent northeast family close to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

BusinessRe: Categories Of People That Will Be The Worst Hit By Recession In 2017 by Stanbic(m): 11:12am On Jan 19, 2017
U forgot people their money is in mmm
EducationRe: University Of Port Harcourt In Pictures....... by Stanbic(m): 11:11am On Jan 19, 2017
Sohuhhuh?, who the pictures help, how does that affect the price of beans
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Unclad Ladies Protesting Against Donald Trump's Victory Arrested By Police by Stanbic(m): 2:23pm On Nov 09, 2016
who dey help mtcheeeew
PoliticsNigeria's Secret Police Releases All Detainees Judges On Bail by Stanbic(op): 10:43pm On Oct 10, 2016
Nigeria’s secret police releases
all detained judges on bail
The State Security Service (SSS) has
released the seven judges, including two
justices of the Supreme Court, who were
arrested on suspicion of bribery and
corruption last week.
The agency sources have informed
Premium
Times about the development: “They were all
released on bail yesterday (October 9) on self
recognition. They reported this morning
(October 10) and they have all gone back
home.
They will be coming back tomorrow. And
everything went very procedurally well and
civil. They were released on bail on self
recognition based on the fact that given their
standing in the society, they cannot run away.
They were instructed that they should come
back today by 10am. They did report for
investigation this morning and they have gone
back home. And the investigation continues
and preparation to charge them to court.”
Meanwhile, Nigerians took to social media to
express their dissapointment with
the judiciary in the country . Some of them
called out the President Muhammadu
Buhari’s administration for the
unprecedented action of the DSS and even
demanded his impeachment.

Source: Naij.com News, Premium Times
PoliticsHow Ize-iyamu Lied Against God Concerning Election Results by Stanbic(op): 11:43pm On Oct 08, 2016
How Ize-Iyamu lied against God concerning election resul
– The governorship election in Edo state has been completed with Godwin Obaseki of the APC declared the winner
– But Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is resolute on reclaiming the mandate he says was stolen
– Obaseki has now responded to Ize- Iyamu’s claim that he sought the face of God and that he was told to pursue the mandate till he retrieves it The candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the recently concluded governorship election in Edo state, Osagie Ize-Iyamu, recently announced that he consulted God after the result of the exercise was released in favour of Godwin Obaseki of the All Progressives Congress (APC). Obaseki receiving his certificate of return from INEC He also said God categorically told him to pursue his case till his electoral mandate that was stolen is returned to him. But in a reaction by Obaseki, as reported by the APC TV, Ize-Iyamu may have lied against God as the mandate never belonged to him in the first instance. Obaseki said Ize-Iyamu, a pastor, had committed blasphemy, but that he is not surprised the PDP candidate would lie against God.
“These are signs of the end times as forewarned by the Holy Bible,’ Obaseki said in a statement by his principal press secretary, Mr John Mayaki, in Benin City, the Edo state capital. “You never sought the face of God before, during and after the election let alone hearing from the Almighty God. I want to call on unsuspecting public to beware of political false prophets and pastors who lie in God’s name and who come to them in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. “We know them in PDP and we know the Pastor and his antecedents – Edo people know them by their fruits. Does Pastor Ize- Iyamu and PDP expect to gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles and reap orange and cherry? Let me remind them that every good tree bears good fruit while a corrupt tree bears evil fruit. “A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit – so also, God cannot speak to Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu and even if, not without repentance – a contrite heart. “Edo people cannot be deceived by Pastor Ize- Iyamu’s importation of God’s name to hoodwink and whitewash – we know that ‘not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. “We are also aware that, ‘many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity’
“Besides, Ize-Iyamu’s sacrilegious statement has been condemned by well-meaning Edo residents including Mr Elempe Dele. “According to Elempe, ‘you said your ‘God’ asked you to ‘pursue and recover all without fail’, I mean ‘your’ purported mandate – was it the same ‘God’ that also said you should disburse cash to induce electorates to vote for you? “Did you also sought the face of God over Dasuki’s N700,000 million before you collected it – has God asked you to return it or not? “Should a self-styled man of God, I mean Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu of the PDP bribe, and induce electorates instead of allowing them to vote their conscience. I think there are people who must be kept perpetually from the corridors of power and top on the list is Ize- Iyamu because of his desperation to become a governor in a state where the people have a sense of history. “We can all see how he paid some youth (some who actually voted for APC in the just concluded election) for the protest. These were youth the government he was a major player could not provide jobs for throughout the 8 years he was in power with the infamous Lucky Igbinedion.” The statement also quoted Elempe as saying: “I need Ize-Iyamu to tell us, in all honesty, what he intends to achieve with this charade called protest he orchestrated with some few fallen members. “It is known you are a lawyer, who had never practised anywhere; are you now going to be practising in the courts of public opinions as a ‘protesting lawyer’ when there are courts of competent jurisdiction or the tribunal to seek redress if you have enough evidence to your imaginary claims that you won the election?” The statement reminded Ize-Iyamu that “Godwin Obaseki has been declared the winner and a certificate of return has been issued to him and his deputy, Philip Shaibu; does Ize-Iyamu think INEC would upturn their decision based on his protest? “There are over 2500 polling units (PUs) during the election, ideally, you were supposed to have PDP agents in all PUs, known to you and PDP and who are expected to submit the duplicate (pink) results that were given to them by INEC on the spot where the results were counted and announced. Are the results with them different from the ones announced by INEC?
“If you (Ize-Iyamu) received the results, as collated and announced at each polling unit, in the presence of your supporters, particularly your agents, that means you must have known the results the night before INEC announced it, why not publish what you have let the world see it?”
FamilyRe: Reincarnation? Woman Discovers She Has Been Married To A Dead Man For 6 Years In by Stanbic(m): 8:18pm On Oct 08, 2016
is this for real?
PoliticsBuhari Government Has No Respect For The Rule Of Law - Adeyanju by Stanbic(op): 7:52pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buhari's govt has no respect for the rule of law - Adeyanju – Outspoken youth member of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Deji Adeyanju has described the recent abduction-like raid of the homes of some judges shows that the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari has no respect for the rule of law – He said Buhari has no respect for the principles of separation of powers and is only interested in using the apparatus of state to harass real and perceived enemies Deji Adeyanju Outspoken youth member of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Deji Adeyanju has described the recent abduction-like raid of the homes of some judges shows that the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari has no respect for the rule of law, the principles of separation of powers and is only interested in using the apparatus of state to harass real and perceived enemies. Homes of Justices Walter Onnoghen & Sylvanus Ngwuta of the Supreme Court as well as the homes of Justices Adebiyi Ademola, Muazu Pindiga and Nnamdi Dimgba of the Federal High Court was raided by men of the DSS. Reacting to the development, Adeyanju said it is particularly worrisome that these events are taking place when Yemi Osinbajo, a law professor and Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), is the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. READ ALSO: Fayose lambasts DSS for invasion of judges’ residences “These actions are reprehensible, and all well meaning Nigerians – irrespective of tribe, religion or political leanings – must come together to condemn them in their totality before they completely erode the very fabric of our democracy,”he said. The statement added; “Many will recall the disdain with which President Buhari has spoken about the judiciary and the legal profession in Nigeria. On January 31, 2016 at a meeting in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia he told an astounded audience that the judiciary was his main headache in achieving some of his plans. To buttress his point, he cited how the judiciary ruled against him in his previous bids to become President. “Many will also recall that prior to that comment, on August 13, 2015 at the opening ceremony of the 55th General Annual General Conference of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) President Buhari advocated that lawyers should not represent people accused of corruption, in spite provisions in the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that guaranteeing all accused people the right to be represented by a lawyer of their choosing. “Many will further recall that on July 18, 2016 the Presidential Advisory Committee on Anti- Corruption (PACAC) organised a conference where speaker after speaker took turns to take umbrage against the judiciary. At the end of that event, PACAC (a body unrecognized by the Constitution) gave out sentencing guidelines it had developed to Judges. “These acts of intimidation and harassment come on the heels of other such actions that started with the invasion of the Akwa Ibom State Government House in September 2015 by DSS and have gone on to include: the arrest & detention of online journalists and bloggers; the mass murder of more than 1000 Shiite Muslims; the continuous extra-judicial murder of Nigerian citizens in the South East; the continued detention of several people despite Courts ordering their release; the violation of the principles of separation of powers as enshrined in our Constitution, and the constant refusal to obey orders of Courts,” he said. He added that before the presidential elections that President Buhari lacked the democratic values to be a democratically elected President of Nigeria. READ ALSO: Rise against “Buhari’s dictatorial government”, Femi Fani-Kayode tells Nigerians “He has continuously lived up to his reputation as a despotic, dictatorial leader who views respect for the rule not as the foundation for the existence of a democratic society but as an irritation to be dispensed with by whatever means necessary. “The events of last night mirror the abduction of Justice Benedict Kiwanuka – the then Chief Justice of Uganda – by the despotic President Idi Amin Dada of Uganda. Students of African history will recall how the abduction of the Justice Kiwanuka by members of the Ugandan state security apparatus from his chambers laid the foundation for a subjugation of the judiciary and aided the perpetuation of one of the most tyrannical regimes in African history. “Members of the Bench are not above the law and must abide by its provisions at all times. However, our Constitution and other laws provide that erring Judges are to be disciplined within the framework provided by the National Judicial Commission not through Gestapo style abductions in the middle of the night,” the statement read.
HealthNigerians Ignorant Of Cardiovascular Disease by Stanbic(op): 7:34pm On Oct 08, 2016
55% of Nigerians ignorant of cardiovascular disease 1 hour ago A recent report by a leading health technology company has revealed that over 55% of Nigerians are ignorant of cardiovascular disease (CVD). This report made available to NAIJ.com showed that this disease is the leading cause of death worldwide, with over 17.5 million losing their lives in 2015 alone. In an awareness to sensitize people on how to care for themselves and manage their heart health, the health technology company is partnering with the World Heart Federation (WHF). “Philips is dedicated to providing personalized, integrated cardiology solutions with a focus on prevention, diagnosis and treatment. “Our new partnership with the World Heart Federation is an important element of our commitment to drive prevention of CVD by making clear the risk factors associated with cardiovascular disease and to help people, including Nigerians, make better choices and develop healthier habits for life,” one of the key leaders at the company stated. Over 50% of Nigerians are unaware of CVD and 77% are not concerned about personally being at risk of the disease. Yet, most cardiovascular diseases can be prevented by changing behaviours and eliminating risk factors. Johanna Raltson, the CEO WHF, stated: “Heart health is at the heart of all health. When you look after your heart it means eating and drinking well, exercising, stopping smoking… all the things that make you not only healthier, but also feel good and able to enjoy your life to the fullest. “Our partnership with Philips brings a unique perspective given their clinical expertise and insights into consumers. Together we support the World Health Organization’s goal of reducing premature deaths from cardiovascular disease by at least 25% by the year 2025.”
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Man Forgave & Took Girlfriend Back After She Cheated &got Pregnant by Stanbic(m): 7:05am On Oct 02, 2016
Laveda:
And where's the man that impregnated her? He ran away?

There's an extent to everything, and this one? Is just too much...
She cheated, got pregnant and you took her back?

I think you've been rejected by too many ladies, hence no choice than to take her back. sad
. someone should just give this girl a diamond shoe.
EducationRe: Pls Can HND Distinction Go For Masters Direct by Stanbic(m): 6:58am On Oct 02, 2016
but i thought the dichotnomy has been removed by the minister of education,why the discrimination again
EducationRe: A Little Brain Teaser, Lets See How Smart You Are by Stanbic(m): 11:54pm On Sep 29, 2016
100
Car TalkRe: Would You Buy This Mercedes Maybach 57 For N40 Million? by Stanbic(m): 5:23pm On Sep 29, 2016
Now thats a ride
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Godwin Obaseki Winner Of Edo Governorship Election by Stanbic(m): 5:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
issorite, obaseki don win abi,chapter closed NEXT!!!!
RomanceRe: Whats The Importance Of Abstinence by Stanbic(op): 5:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
MzLarem:
It protects you:

From Std

From losing ur destiny to puna from d pit of hell cry

The risk of being a baby daddy

From the risk of a lady sucking your pocket dry cos you are knacking them

From wasting unnecessary money on Condoms..The amount some pple use in buying condoms and lubes can buy Bag of rice in this buhari period undecided

Figure out the rest,i believe you are intelligent enuf grin
.lol funny u,anyways thanks though quite informative.
RomanceWhats The Importance Of Abstinence by Stanbic(op): 11:30pm On Sep 28, 2016
whats the importance of sexual abstinence,because i remember some guys saying if they dont have sex that they are prone to prostrate cancer. is this true or does it mean its wrong to stay without sex.
RomanceRe: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Stanbic(m): 11:00pm On Sep 28, 2016
una sure say this guy never die. im never talk since o
RomanceRe: My Aunt Caught Me Marstubating Should I Kill Myself? by Stanbic(m): 10:56pm On Sep 28, 2016
CreamyMoltenLar:
Just checked your DP and saw the genesis of all these lovelorn, puppydog-eyed poor guys' frantic race to get in your good books. I can just see myself liking one of your posts containing only a full stop.......God forbid
*quickly downs babalawo-wrought concoction and starts chanting incantations* grin
. relax buddy she's fine nd am sure u like her.lol,meaning no offense
RomanceRe: 10 Things You MUST Know About Dating A Girl In Her Late 20s by Stanbic(m): 10:39pm On Sep 28, 2016
warra bout babes in their late 40s. (grabs raisin bran waiting for anoda thread
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Ebube Nwagbo And Her Six Packs by Stanbic(m): 10:29pm On Sep 28, 2016
wow thats hot,kinda like it though. if only all naija babes looks like this........
PoliticsRe: How And Why We Got Into Trouble- President Buhari by Stanbic(m): 11:42am On Sep 27, 2016
someone that knows how to apportion blames only, cannot handle a situation distabilizing a nation. what we wnt to hear from you is what you've done nd will keep doing to ensure the change you proposed becomes effective. enough of this blame trash
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Stanbic(m): 10:30pm On Sep 26, 2016
you've made things right by telling him the truth. if he loves u,he'll wait. afterall u are medically ok
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Undergoes Drone Training (photos) by Stanbic(m): 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2016
I like this one
HealthRe: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by Stanbic(m): 2:34pm On Sep 26, 2016
grin lool, make una free the guy nah. na una gymminghuh??
AgricultureRe: Anambra Begins Exportation Of Vegetables To US by Stanbic(m): 10:11am On Sep 26, 2016
i dnt see a reason why someone should hate this thread. whats wrong if we import the vegetables. dnt u eat them too?WTF

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