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Celebrities / Re: Obiwon Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by Stanbic(m): 8:59am On Jun 09, 2020
shaggy007:


grin

Head of state

His head dey like bicycle chair

Guy why you wicked like this nah grin grin

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Romance / Re: The More I Have S*x With My Wife, The More I Miss Her Mom – Man Cries Out by Stanbic(m): 1:25pm On May 18, 2020
Pls how can I unread this! WTF? WTF?
WHAT THE HELL IS BLEEPING GOING ON. Nigga you're supposed to be axed in the butt. Both you and the evil woman
Religion / Re: Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 2:03am On Apr 19, 2020
andyanders:
while the guy stayed back and hide himself inside the car. All of sudden the lady just stood by the door of his car. He started pleading and the lady vanished. When the navy guys got there, the lady they were looking to meet, they did not see her and they returned to the car and the guy narrated what happened, they entered the car. He started the car, the car refused to start. The guy started praying and pleading just to an empty air to the lady to forgive him. After sometime, he started the car and the engine came on and they drove away.

Since then, he stopped going to night club.

Oshe baddest, some kind stories eh? Why the girl come de vex na, I think say spirit supposed know say person de the house as the approached?
Religion / Re: Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 12:25am On Apr 19, 2020
ReneeNuttall:
I believe spirits exists.Aside watching the program(GHOST HUNTERS) shown on TV.When I was in JSS2,Our Business studies Uncle ,one Mr Imodu had a ghastly car crash on his way to sch, at airport road just few weeks to his wedding...... Believe it or not,he came to sch to summarize with us a topic I will never forget till I depart this world (WHO IS A CLERK,and DUTIES OF A CLERK)

Only for another teacher(Mrs IDUH)to come and announce DAT he died on his way to sch.We all opened our books and showed her what he just taught us,she screamed and left d class.
Anglican Girls Grammar School,class of 2004.
Till tmrrw we still talk about it.

Hmmm
Religion / Re: Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 11:11pm On Apr 18, 2020
Ladylite:


Don't probe else they may find you.


All you need to know is spirits are everywhere... You have met them, talked to them and boarded vehicles with them.



Just get dogs and you would know that spirits wander even at early hours of the morning.

So don't try to dig too much into it else.... You may not end the search, the search may end you.
Now this is scary lol, i dont imagine myself talking to one. how is it even possible? not like we've seen the ones we know na only hear we dey hear


Just be aware that the spirit world is really in control. So align yourself with the most powerful force.

Now that is scary Lol, I don't imagine myself talking with one. How on earth is it possible anyway? If they're real why haven't we seen the ones we know or something, na only hear we dey hear
Religion / Re: Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2020
Ladylite:


Don't probe else they may find you.


All you need to know is spirits are everywhere... You have met them, talked to them and boarded vehicles with them.



Just get dogs and you would know that spirits wander even at early hours of the morning.

So don't try to dig too much into it else.... You may not end the search, the search may end you.


Just be aware that the spirit world is really in control. So align yourself with the most powerful force.

Now that is scary Lol, I don't imagine myself talking with one. How on earth is it possible anyway? If they're real why haven't we seen the ones we know or something, na only hear we dey hear
Religion / Re: Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 11:02pm On Apr 18, 2020
milliman:


Made up stories dont believe anything you see or hear. Like your mind is telling you it's totally a lie

i guessed so
Religion / Are Roaming Spirits Real? by Stanbic(m): 10:41pm On Apr 18, 2020
I really wanna cure my curiosity guys, as I heard a story not quite long about a married man with 2 kids who has no family background whatsoever, but the wife continued digging and asking questions till the man decided to take them to his place finally.

A day to actual day they'll depart came and the man gave the necessary directions to his wife on how they'll get there, the woman was surprised and asked him why he never mentioned it before, but the man was unperturbed.
The next morning the wife woke up and was about getting the kids ready but the man was nowhere to be found.
He searched the whole house to the neighborhood all to no avail. He doesn't know any family relation to call and she was an orphan. So she took it upon herself to find out what could have happened to himor where he could be. She reported to the police immediately but they found no record no how to trace him. So they advised her to look for him down to his village, she finally decided to go to the village herself.. On getting to the village, the unthinkable happened, the man's family was astonished to hear her stories they took her to a nearby grave where he was buried 10 years ago and explained to her how he died. The news ran chills down my spine cos part of me wants to believe but secondly I'm still having serious doubts about it.

What do you think guys have anyone experienced something like that before?? Please just be truthful no lies Lol
Career / Re: 5 Lucrative Careers You Can Excel In That Do Not Require A Degree by Stanbic(m): 10:42am On Apr 13, 2020
EkelediliBuhari:
Sars

Add to the list please

Guy see as you made me dey laugh anyhow
Lol
Health / Covid-19 In Nigeria Might Be A Scam by Stanbic(m): 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2020
Issues are arising with countless numbers of prominent individual contracting the virus.

The question is, why are other nations updating their citizens every milliseconds with pictures and medical facts. While my dear strong Nigeria shares nothing but numbers of individuals affected per day with no evidence of them being in the hospital or isolation centers whatsoever.

In as much as I believe in covid-19 I'm still in doubt NCDC performs any tests at all.

If you're in Abuja a simple stroll might do the job. We need to know the truth above all I believe there's more to the virus as we're being told. Like if Davido's girlfriend could contract it without passing it to anyone not even her son, then it's more likely some persons are immune to it.

I want safety for all Nigerians but sometimes we should make use of our brains. A few millions promised to your account can make you cook up stories that you're positive, we all know that money rules around here.

My thoughts though

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Travel / Re: Is Delta/edo Boundary Still Open? by Stanbic(m): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2020
OK thanks
Travel / Is Delta/edo Boundary Still Open? by Stanbic(m): 5:02pm On Mar 28, 2020
I wanna travel from edo to anambra soonest pls does anyone know if the boundary is still open cos I heard they're about closing it.
Health / Re: Nigeria Confirms Two New Cases Of Coronavirus, Toll Now 46 by Stanbic(m): 7:16am On Mar 25, 2020
I wan go import rice from Italy oh hear say the rice sweet pass anything.

Who's in?
Health / Re: Chinese Man Dies Of Hanta Virus Infection by Stanbic(m): 11:55am On Mar 24, 2020
grin grin grin grin

Make una chill first unless you get rat as roommates.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Turn 30. by Stanbic(m): 12:13pm On Jan 08, 2020
I never live abroad oo. Make person help me with transport for here undecided
Family / Re: How To Handle A Cheating Husband by Stanbic(m): 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2020
Two wrongs can never make a right, dumping his sorry ass isn't the solution.
As a wife, there's a good reason he chose you among all the women he's been with. Just try your best, if it doesn't work then it's not your fault. There's really no harm in trying. feminism sometimes clouds our mind from truth.
If our early mothers behaved like that, I trust we might not know who out fathers are today
Family / How To Handle A Cheating Husband by Stanbic(m): 8:16pm On Jan 06, 2020
One of a woman’s greatest fears is to have a promiscuous husband. The simple thought of sharing your bed with another lady is heartbreaking.
Many marriages have crashed due to cheating, as the wife no longer trusts the husband, and could be scared of contracting diseases due to the nature of the man’s lifestyle.

Promiscuity has been a major challenge in most families, it leads to insecurities, hatred and above all divorce.
While studies have shown that several reasons lead to promiscuity in marriages but the primary causes are
1. Marriage due to the wrong reasons
2. Growing apart from your partner
A couple that married for the wrong reasons has little chance of finding bliss, even though it is found, it would require a lot of sacrifices.
But a marriage initially bonded by love and affection that experienced a major challenge like infidelity can bounce back depending on how the situation was handled.
It would be a good thing to act fast to rekindle the light you lost with your partner because the longer it takes, the farther you part until divorce starts knocking on the door.
PRO TIP: How To Improve Your Relationship

Absolute responsibility shouldn’t be the lady’s fate alone, but in situations like this, it is the woman that bears the burden mostly, I believe if you love your husband you wouldn’t mind reading through to have him all to yourself again.

12 ways to handle a cheating husband

Never stop loving him
Remember the love you shared and the affection you had together, believe he was misled and will get right back on track. Take advice from a counselor or a psychiatrist and handle the matter carefully, seeking help from friends is good, but be careful of the kind of friends you share your worries.

Talk to him
Tell him you know about his secret affairs, but that wouldn’t change the way you feel about him. Remind him how much he loved you before marrying you. Tell him it is fine if he doesn’t want to share the thoughts with you, trust me, you don’t want to know the details. This could be a good step because when you share everything with your spouse there’s a likely chance to find out if there’s a problem lurking around.

Quit nagging
Most ladies nag a lot and that keeps their husband away, the men stay out and eventually finds solace with a younger woman who is more caring, kind and has a listening ear. she sets aside to become that angel he wished he married and with little or no time, he starts considering giving her his name. be nice to your husband and don’t complain on everything, that might be all you need to keep him.

Appreciate him
Men loves to be appreciated, it could not be his fault that your Benz haven’t arrived yet, so be a dear and appreciate the transport fare he gives you every day to your place of work. He could be planning on something bigger for you, don’t ruin it by being ungrateful.
Remember, the side chick could be somewhere appreciating his kindness no matter how little it is.

Look good for him
Do away with the wrappers and dress sexily when he’s home. Go to bed with a sexy lingerie or night gown. Quit looking like a grannie unless you’re one. Men love things that appeal, so good measures should be taken to ensure he doesn’t prefer other women.
A lady that dresses to the husband’s taste has very little to be worried about. It is a known fact that kids take your time and energy, as there are lots of chores and little attention for yourself. But time management and proper planning is all you need.
Dress cute always, and watch how delighted he would be.

Pay attention
Listen to your husbands’ inner thoughts and conversations; he might not be blunt about the belly fat you’re accumulating, perhaps you would feel bad if he said it. a lot of things turn men off, find out the things your husband doesn’t like by asking him. it would go a long way in making your marriage lively.

Become his best friend
Mind his mood and know when he’s sad or depressed, he might be having some challenges and all he could need might be a listening ear, no matter what the problem is, be gentle and be his bestie throughout those difficult times, when he overcomes it, he’ll have you to thank for that.

Make him want more
Have you imagined the possible look on your hubby’s face when he’s back from work to find you lying sultry on the bed with the perfect skimpy outfit, make-up and a pair of hills, smiling and winking at him? Dude could be tired from the day’s work but what he’s seeing is more enticing than sleep at the moment. Adding a little spice in your relationship isn’t bad after all.

Learn good skills in the other room too
Take it up sometimes and teach your hubby you can be wild and gentle on bed sometimes whichever way he wants it. lying like a log of wood is a NO, and please the missionary style shouldn’t be all you know, remember it can be boring if that’s all you know.

Cook good food
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach remember? Endeavor to make good delicacies he would fine divine. Good food makes him get home ASAP

Be romantic
Write beautiful poems and place it on the bed for him sometimes, take him out to the place he loves and whisper in his ears how much you love him. Remind him you would never want a different husband in your next life. Send the kids to your mother sometimes and spend some quality time with him.

Pray for him
This is the most important of all, take him to God in prayers and trust him to help.
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong For A Christian To Drink Beer? by Stanbic(m): 2:03pm On Dec 29, 2019
Maxymilliano:
God in his infinite wisdom knew the world will be uninhabitable without alcoholic beverages ...

grin
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong For A Christian To Drink Beer? by Stanbic(m): 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2019
Nephilim:
Drink but don't get drunk.

OK?
Religion / Is It Wrong For A Christian To Drink Beer? by Stanbic(m): 1:41pm On Dec 29, 2019
This have been of great concern to several peeps including me.

Please anyone with a good answer should share thanks.
Sports / Re: ​Red Star Belgrade Ride Army Tank To Celebrate Champions League Qualification by Stanbic(m): 11:17am On Aug 30, 2019
People wey go still comot for group stage

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Romance / Re: How Do I Approach A Girl by Stanbic(m): 11:04pm On Aug 11, 2019

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Suggests Cardi B May Be Copying Her Style (photos) by Stanbic(m): 4:22pm On Aug 11, 2019
You guys should stop hating, she could be right. Cardi B is still human like we all and can copy in silence without saying shit.
Quit this downgrade of a thing. We still got class

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Juliet Ibrahim And Ex-boyfriend, Iceberg Slim (photos) by Stanbic(m): 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2019
overdrive:
She looks like a baby whale.

Wicked people everywhere undecided

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Celebrities / Naira Marley Should Be Left Alone. by Stanbic(m): 6:21am On Jun 29, 2019
Let me start from here,

Raise your hands if you've never practised masturbation before Naira Marley released that song.

The high level of hypocrisy is increasing in Nigeria, Most of them hides under the sheet while practising the act.

And after attaining full climax, they come out and shake you with the same hands.

Who's being nice now?

Dude, if you don't like the song, just shut up and keep moving, you won't die if you don't comment nor make the dance step.

Let someone live his life the way he wants it. It's a free world anyway.

Some said he's promoting masturbation but according to statistics 70% of men and 60% of women have practiced it already.

Oh! And that was before we saw the dance steps anyways.

Did I forget?

Airtel ended their night plan because of massive traffic on porn sites.

" we're actually saving lives, what if your sperm count is low". Lol.

That was quite funny, it's without doubt that porn is mostly used in google than any word whatsoever.

I think it's time we start reasoning ourselves than blaming someone for the nations problems.

Whether your child sees the video or plays the song, he could practice it due to the influence or he could not.

We all know most persons in the act today didn't learn it from social media, some learnt it from friends or these porn sites

Maybe we should transfer our aggression to these things than Naira Marley.

Politics / Re: No Immediate Plan To Increase Petrol Pump Price – DPR by Stanbic(m): 6:06am On May 22, 2019
Christian52864:
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Both you Mr Christian and Your Mr Ayo are bleeping scammers. Get the hell outta here Mehn?
Politics / Re: No Immediate Plan To Increase Petrol Pump Price – DPR by Stanbic(m): 6:04am On May 22, 2019
I Didn't read too, pls does it mean petrol is for free now?
Sports / Re: AFCON: NFF Owing Gernot Rohr Since January by Stanbic(m): 3:59pm On May 15, 2019
Them supposed owe you for 20years sef. Common Argentina you cannot beat. Mtcheew.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Couple Arrested In India For Stealing Money From Atms by Stanbic(m): 3:57pm On May 15, 2019
See their heads
Business / Re: Man Makes Strong Case For Pure Water Hawkers by Stanbic(m): 4:35pm On Mar 01, 2019
Last last pure water hawkers dey suffer, e no bad if you dey buy one bag for their hand dey drink am finish daily.
You're saving mankind grin

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Business / Re: Man Makes Strong Case For Pure Water Hawkers by Stanbic(m): 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2019
Please allow me to blame buhari on this thanks.
Buhari why grin grin

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Politics / Re: "Jungle Justice": Buhari's Ballot Box Snatching Warning Got Nigerians Talking by Stanbic(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2019
Like the dude above said, why wasn't such energy channeled on the herdsmen when they murdered Nigerians in hundreds.

Mr President I don't give a bleep who wins, all I know is that you're one hell of a selfish dictator.

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