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...There is a way that seemeth right(funky/funny) unto a Man but the end thereof...

Kindly remove the word "Depressed Single Mum" from your thread and put a " Hardworking Young Lady"...nobody wants depressed people around them(because their depression will affect the job) and questions will be raised as to why you are a single mum: were you promiscuous and ended up pregnant? or...

#justdotheneedful

I will just take her out: buy her chicken, goat and fish pepper soup + cold drinks. I mean it's not her fault...I should have known that marrying a mad woman's daughter could lead to this kind of thing.

Am sure the guy holding her too will be like "that's me holding her before I also became famous on nairaland".

I remember how everybody got tired of me showing them my picture with Donald Trump playing ludo before he became US President...how time flies


Oops, am FTC?

Maybe she did international MMM but didn't want to disclose it to EFCC

Women are always on the receiving end when it comes to issues of marriage. Okay ladies let me give you a secret about guys. Men have only two emotions: hungry and hörny. If you see him without an ērection, cook him fried rice and chicken and he will forget every advice the OP gave

Sin can also lead to unanswered prayers... You want to know how dangerous sin is? Sin will cost you more than you are willing to pay, keep you more than you are willing to stay and take you farther than you are willing to go.

Can you see what MMM has caused? Mistakenly make this guy Bubu's economic adviser and the whole country is in Ogbono soup.

I want to first and foremost thank the mosquito that bit me out of sleep thereby waking me early enough to be FTC.

I am also most grateful to the OP for properly timing when I will log into nairaland before posting this thread so I will be the first to comment(your children will henceforth carry FIRST position in school).

Big thanks also goes to Sylvia Nduka for taking time out of her busy schedule to get pregnant for the real or imaginary Dangote so nairalanders will have a fulfilled day of gossip.

Finally, thank you to my mum for sending me to school so I can learn to write humorously thereby putting a smile on people's faces.

I just hope that is not GAYbriel.

Is that trad. trouser on Timberland? Mhen see Sound Sultan big shirt...kai, the Lord is good: see evolution.

I hope this is not what is responsible?...

Edo people...I hail una!

Depends on your field...generally, 1/10. ie on a scale of 1 to 10(that is if you send it correctly, to the right person).

Seen...Op, send me a pm about where you snapped the woman...who knows she might have a Christmas to remember.

On point!