you want to pay between 20 to 25k to someone with an ond certificate in the Nigeria of today? you are a very wicked beast and God will surely judge you. Anumanu!!!
"You See chaos theory isn't really about chaos, it's about how a tiny change in a system can affect everything"
I know what you are thinking. What is this 'Change'?
Before I get to that, I would like to take you through Emily's Adventures...
While most of us look forward to having a bottle of wine and watching our favourite soap opera after a long working week, Emily from El Paso Texas was preparing for her own Friday night escapade in Las Vegas. And you know how the saying goes:
'What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas'.
The 32 year old has spent the last years ticking off items from her bucket list. Hitherto she has dived out of a plane, gone hiking in an African jungle, auditioned for America got talent show and lived with a tribe for a week.
Emily always felt that life was too short to have a boring- marathon lifestyle so she decided to live life outside her comfort zone. She lost her aunt to breast cancer and one statement her aunt said that changed her mindset forever;
'She wished she lived more, Travelled to Paris with the one she loved but she would always regret the things she didn't have the courage to do but that Emily should not make her mistakes and always find time for a little adventure'
This statement made Emily consider what she was doing with her life and if she was happy, and she realised she wasn't.
She took a leave of absence from her job and bought a one-way ticket to the UK and spent the past months travelling around the world and pushing her boundaries. People thought she was crazy for doing something so spontaneous and she told them
'You only live once, so might as well make it the most of it'
One of the craziest thing she has ever done was to travel to Vegas with the intentions of marrying a complete stranger. She went to a male stripper club and met this Gorgeous Greek god who captured her attention with his moves and had the most amazing emerald eyes she had ever seen. She told him what she wanted to do, he laughed and said 'I like you so why not?'
So she found a chapel and and there were around 30 people there but he didn't show up. She was embarrassed and red faced, so she looked into the crowd and asked if anyone wanted to marry her and a random guy said 'Yes'. They had to go through the process of getting it annulled within 24 hours. It wasn't consummated either.
She would say most of the things on her list were realistic while some were just dip-shit-crazy but she wouldn't have it any other way. She still travels every weekend and ticks off an item from her list. After years of this amazing adventure she can proudly visit her aunt's grave and say
'she has finally scratched her itch'
'Life is all about taking chances and doing the unimaginable'
'One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now'
BUCKET LIST 1. Run with bulls 2. Marry a stranger in Vegas 3.Save a life 4 See the northern lights 5. Learn karate 6. Audition for a TV show 7. Adopt a pet 8. Hike in a desert 9. Speed dating 10. Kiss a celebrity 11. Sky dive 12. Go skinny dipping 13. Get a tattoo 14. Live with a tribe for one week 15. Visit Africa 16. Publish a book 17. Get in shape and have a bikini photo shoot 18. Learn a new language 19. Visit Paris 20. Go Horseback riding on the beach.....
DAMN IT GURL! I LOVE THIS, EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT. I DONT EVEN HAVE A BUCKET LIST. DO YOU?
AFONJAPIG: the doctors should use this opportunity & remove excess fat and fibroid in her stomach... so people can be this fat and ugly... haba
You didn't see her face oo, you just saw her tummy and decided she is ugly. what kind of a stupid fool are you. when actually checked, that girl could be 10 times more beautiful and better than you, Mofo.
Any reasonable person that reads this will know that its fake even before the end of the epistle. And anyone who actually believes it is simply d..b and st..p.d
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UfuomaUN: .Very intelligent lawyers like Falana et al have condemned Buhari's invasion of Umuahia as illegal, the Senate president- the very head of the arm of govt that makes the law have declared concured. The EU spoke with the same voice, and so have tens of well educated scholars with enviable portfolio interpreted the contents of section 217 and 271 of the Constitution. Why then should we give ear to a well known bigot armed with nothing but hate for everyone east of Ore and less than 50mb free data from MTN hardly enough to educate him through a simple internet search and intelligent arguments on YouTube. Your post is only on the front page cos nairaland generates traffic through trending controversies of which the most current is IPOB.
Can we just work on education in Nigeria so posts like this would be only heard in beer parlours and among fat old ladies planting corn somewhere in Zamfara in March
rotex2: This is for serious people only. It hurts me a lot of times when i slide in here to see how people complain and find it tough to get busy and make income for themselves. I think it shouldn't be the case but unfortunately, in this nation of ours it is so.
Well, no long stories, If you have know you truly need earnings/income for yourself , this is for you. it's no magic. But i noticed that when things that would benefit people get posted here sometimes, people come down here to write all sorts of trash.
If interested, text your email to 07035501257 . And the link will be sent to you asap. You can choose to keep doubting, complaining and remain where you are. Have a great day.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Male House Help Needed In Lagos by stanuplane(m): 3:58pm On Feb 02, 2018
