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Family / Re: London Court Jails Nigerian Three Years For Flogging Son by Staphylococcus: 1:45am On May 16, 2023
madridguy:
So one cannot beat him pinkin again ? Oyinbo country and their funny law grin


That’s why they produce the worst set of kids!

If you want the heigh of mannerless and lost kids, move to the west!
Travel / Re: Lekki Port Has Received 4 Commercial Vessels So Far by Staphylococcus: 8:21pm On May 15, 2023
Christistruth02:
They will gather here for another round of Furious Bad Belle Wailing

They can Wail for all Africa

And David Umahi that is doing well for them they hate will all their heart

You said it all.

If excellence was appreciated in that sty, Umahi should be highly celebrated.

But durocs always hate their very best

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Politics / Re: US Imposes Visa Restrictions On Nigerians Who Disrupted 2023 Election by Staphylococcus: 5:24pm On May 15, 2023
Dsalvo:


Don't mind them. A lot of Nigerians are really amusing and ignorant. They think USA will agree one candidate is a crook and another a Saint merely because they say and see it so.

They xan keep dreaming that the USA is on their side like the ignorant Chimamanda writing Biden as if reporting some unruly students to the class teacher. Joke.


Few of them are still daydreaming!

Reality will dawn on them soon, after Asiwaju is sworn-in.

People that have just been taught Politics 101. Ordinarily as students, they should be learning from their mistakes and working on them, but rather, choose to keep exhibiting the same Duroc lifestyle.

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Travel / Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by Staphylococcus: 5:15pm On May 15, 2023
Aurelius1:
I remembered the very day ShopRite was looted. I stood from afar and watched how Hon Baro Minabowanre who contested for House of Representatives under APC led things to destroy ShopRite.

The lesson people have not learnt is that, causing unrest will only harm their own very environment.

Paste and present governors will still keep looting, Abuja is safe and government officials keep getting richer.

If people are manipulated to destroy the little they have, they should also be able to bare the brunt.

Who is doing who!

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Politics / Re: US Imposes Visa Restrictions On Nigerians Who Disrupted 2023 Election by Staphylococcus: 5:10pm On May 15, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
A person that lost Kano, Kaduna ,his States Lagos and Osun and couldn't get 25% in Abuja wants to be President


Elections are over!

You people should be planning ahead of 2031, which would still end in defeat, cos power returns to the North.

For now, move-on! Online sentences won’t change anything, neither will the tribunal change anything.

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Travel / Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by Staphylococcus: 5:01pm On May 15, 2023
It’s really sad. Days Warri was the Engineering and a technical hub of all petroleum and Petrochemical companies. I doubt those years will ever return, cos those companies won’t return.


It’s just the bitter truth.

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Crime / Re: Vigilante Burst Criminal Hideout In Nnewi; Military Wears, Number Plates Found by Staphylococcus: 1:22pm On May 15, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
Bust, busting, busted. Fake hideouts of fake Military and claiming to do their miserable jobs.
What does the Fulani Military in Nassaarawa , kaduna, Niger etc who have been killing and burning where are the terrorists hideout who kill and rape Nigeerians all over the country

propaganda by the the Nigerian Military will lead them attacking innocent people in villages. The villagers better disappear from that scene where the so called hideout is, those terrorists will put on that same Uniform and attack them in the night or day

Apc Government of propaganda lies and deceit

You Durocs never cease to amaze
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:19pm On May 15, 2023
tesppidd:
grin
Now he's feeling like Tupac.

I have never before seen anyone behave like that when they had their car bashed, not even to a civilian.
Highest they discuss and bargain price.

But you slapped a policeman just for bashing your car?


This one na clout a abeg.


You have never seen?

Which state do you reside? Cos I am sure you not a Lagos resident
Celebrities / Re: One And Only Yul Edochie's Wife, Other Na Counterfeit - Rita Edochie Hails May by Staphylococcus: 12:10pm On May 15, 2023
Righteousness2:
She is absolutely correct.
May edochie is the one and only wife of yul.
Any other person together with you are deceiving themselves and frolicking in adultery and fornication..

You cannot use sentences to erase polygamy. He already has two women in his life with kids.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Backing Of Hilda Baci's Shows His Vision For Nigeria - Omo-Ikirodah by Staphylococcus: 1:06am On May 15, 2023
Tntsi:
Tinubu is visionless .
Tinubu's only vision is to steal election ,grab power by do or die and turn Nigeria to a drug hot zone. Nothing more.

Hey ya! I feel your pain!
Religion / Re: 'If You Remove Church, Nigeria Will Collapse’ — RCCG Pastor, Pat Akem-Vingir by Staphylococcus: 6:44pm On May 14, 2023
Big lie!

If religion is abolished in Nigeria, it stop people from having false hopes, and face reality squarely.


Religion has enslaved far more than half of the Nigerian population.

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Education / Re: How Much Do Guinness World Record Holders Get Paid? by Staphylococcus: 6:16pm On May 14, 2023
Talk2Suzan:
I've searched online and I doubt if they get paid. It's basically for the global fame and that can bring endorsements.

It’s about the recognition that comes with it.

It’s like Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian just walking into your restaurant and walk out. You are made!

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Romance / Re: Heartbroken Nigerian Man, Who Returned From UK To Propose To His Girlfriend by Staphylococcus: 12:57am On May 13, 2023
The devil you know is better than the Angel you don’t know


I laugh at guys who go back home to pick a wife.

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Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by Staphylococcus: 9:48pm On May 12, 2023
Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?


Davido!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Issues Warning To Countries Arming Russia, South Africa Hits Back by Staphylococcus: 9:46pm On May 12, 2023
Creeper:


And isn’t the US supplying weapons to Ukraine?

If the US and NATO countries can supply Ukraine with weapons - South Africa can do the same with Russia.


From the initial point you made, If Russia respected Ukraines sovereignty, the war wouldn’t have started in the first place.

No excuse for double standards.

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by Staphylococcus: 7:44pm On May 12, 2023
IyaTola:
in Nigeria?

Yes of course.


Please try to buy any property mart magazine. You will have a better idea.

I can buy ONLY land for that amount. Not inclusive of building.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Need Urgent Medical Attention by Staphylococcus: 6:28pm On May 12, 2023
Alcohol is bad
Politics / Re: Obi Unveils Campaign Website, Seeks Donations From Supporters by Staphylococcus: 6:21pm On May 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you think you have seen Peter’s lowest, he keeps going lower.

Never imagined he could go this low. #Begging

African Donald Trump!

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Business / Re: Dangote Lists The Obstacles To Trade At The Ports In Nigeria by Staphylococcus: 6:18pm On May 12, 2023
Mamaafrik1:

Do know he exchange naira at cbn rate and not like others??

That’s a big lie. Other companies in Nigeria do.

He is the biggest entrepreneur, and it’s normal for him to demand more $$$

What does he enjoy that nobody else enjoy, cos you mentioned monopoly.
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by Staphylococcus: 6:02pm On May 12, 2023
mariahAngel:


I don't know about Chioma, but Sophia has a choice.
She's not from a poor background.
She should've since liberated herself from all these Davido drama, at least, for the sake of her mental health.
I feel for her honestly.

One could have a choice, it’s another thing to know the choice. That’s were people get it all wrong.

As of date, they are all stuck!
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by Staphylococcus: 5:11pm On May 12, 2023
Samueltemi337:
I remembered the first time I fuçked Sophia
She is not really good in bed
And got no energy
I drained her completely

Stop watching porn
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by Staphylococcus: 5:10pm On May 12, 2023
mariahAngel:
The day Sophia stops sending Davido is the day she becomes free from his emotional manipulations.

Davido too should know Sophia is also the mother of his child (his firstborn for that matter) and treat her right.
He should treat her with respect and stop gaslighting.
His child's happiness depends on how he treats her mother.
It's not fair what he does to Sophia. It's wicked of him.


That’s what a woman gets when she does not know her worth. Only the lady in Atlanta is vast and hardly sends Davido, and why dude had to go drop another baby in her womb.

As for Chioma and Sophia, Davido knows they have nowhere to go.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Threatens To Burn Everything After Davido's Tweets by Staphylococcus: 5:08pm On May 12, 2023
The fire she wants to set is that, they are still both fvcking each other

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Politics / Re: Lamidi Apapa Takes Over As The "Authentic Chairman" Of Labour Party (Video) by Staphylococcus: 4:49pm On May 12, 2023
Believeintruth:


You username is indicative of who you really are a transmitted disease

Doesn’t change the stated fact
Politics / Re: Lamidi Apapa Takes Over As The "Authentic Chairman" Of Labour Party (Video) by Staphylococcus: 3:59pm On May 12, 2023
Ola9ja23:
Pandora Obituary and his IPOB followers no get shame at all

They joined LP less than a year and they wanted to highjack the party from the long serving members

Obi na criminal and desperate politician wey dey jump from one party to others just like his polical mentor. Atiku 🤣😂😀

You said it all! Peter makes Atiku a learner, when it comes to political prostitution

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Family / Re: Man Brings Home His 11yr Old Secret Son To His Wife Of 13yrs (pics/video) by Staphylococcus: 3:52pm On May 12, 2023
Normal!

I know a dude who has 2 kids out of wedlock from different women, and the three don’t know each other.

Whenever I imagine how he keeps up, I just conclude that, some men are gifted and talented.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Shows Oluremi Tinubu Around The Aso Presidential Villa (pix/video) by Staphylococcus: 3:51pm On May 12, 2023
seunlayi:
Where she will stay before court judgement will flush her husband out

Damn! Another Duroc is pained

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Issues Warning To Countries Arming Russia, South Africa Hits Back by Staphylococcus: 3:38pm On May 12, 2023
Creeper:
SA is a sovereign country and they can do whatever they want.

The US and its main character syndrome will end up getting buried in the Black Sea and the Pacific Ocean. The British empire did the same thing until it ended up getting buried under the Suez Canal.

The audacity of the US that supported Apartheid in SA to tell ANC who to align with or not. ANC was supported, financed and trained by Russians. And Russians were instrumental in the destruction of apartheid all over Southern Africa. So, ANC would be stupid to go against those who helped them in their lowest moments.

SA is a sovereign country, but Ukraine is not!

So much of double standards
Business / Re: Elon Musk Hires New Female CEO For Twitter by Staphylococcus: 2:52pm On May 12, 2023
tellsblinks:
How do the rich manage multiple businesses....

Still amaze me, caus I know I would be a billionaire one day

When you are rich, you can employ the best hands. At that stage, people will start thinking and building your ideas. You don’t have to sweat it!
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Poised To Make His Mark In Nigeria's Political Landscape - Osigwe by Staphylococcus: 2:08pm On May 12, 2023
taylor89:
I really pity the Lagos indigenes


They have served Papa now it’s Pikin turn

The people they’re even serving are not even from Lagos state

Seyi dey fresh dey sip expensive wine meanwhile his internet warriors never see food eat

Can you start a family with 30k stipend?

You dey defend corruption meanwhile the son of who you’re defending is worth over $9billion dollars stolen from you people


E sure me die say Yarimo Hellanus Iyabae LeoKing and the rest no get N2 million each for account

Look how Seyi will become Lagos state governor and fear fear Yorubas won’t say pim

Another Duroc is having a bad day
Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by Staphylococcus: 2:03pm On May 12, 2023
IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

5 minutes, I will buy land.

I will spend a billion in less than 30 minutes. I will just dump on real estate and revisit later.

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