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Foreign AffairsRe: Vsevolod Kniaziev Arrested For Accepting $2.7 Million Bribe by Staphylococcus: 5:36pm On May 16, 2023
Politicians are the same all other the world. They are just graded
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Granted Bail As Court Refuses Police 21 Day Detention Order by Staphylococcus: 5:34pm On May 16, 2023
chessguru:
the court has done the right thing . Detaining him for 21 days would have been wrong
Let a common man try same.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 4:56pm On May 16, 2023
creeper1:
Lol, not with Americans still taking a shit outside in pit and bathing outdoors with buckets in the 21st century.

I don’t even want to talk about all the millions of homeless people, drug addicts, destitute and level of poverty in America. America needs to fix home and stop being a global bully that loves picking on defenceless countries. That’s the truth.

Enjoy your day.
Someone must always lead, and that’s what America does. They have their flaws, but they are still the best.
PoliticsRe: Who Will Inherit Buhari's Cult Following? by Staphylococcus: 4:42pm On May 16, 2023
Kwankwanso
PoliticsRe: I'm Very Qualified To Run For Senate Presidency- Yari by Staphylococcus: 4:40pm On May 16, 2023
Same way Peter started his fictional dreams!

Another one wants to waste money!
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Meets Tinubu In France, Accepts To Join His Govt Of National Unity by Staphylococcus: 4:36pm On May 16, 2023
Massiveglory:
Whether kwankwanso agrees to work with tinubu or not is their business.

Constitutionally, Nigeria does not have a democratically president elect.
All these moves are irrelevant as political moves does not supercede the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria.
Do you smoke Marijuana?
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Meets Tinubu In France, Accepts To Join His Govt Of National Unity by Staphylococcus: 4:34pm On May 16, 2023
Tntsi:
If  you love tinubu, tell him and push him to back off. He is being pushed to a monumental shame and collaspe.
Presidency is not for him.
Tell him to back off for his own good. Hardening his neck like pharoah, is heading to a fall that will be painful and hurtful.

The appointed time of the OBIDIENT new Nigeria has come. No being can stop it.
Once again , tinubu back off. You are being pushed to an unpalatable end.
Who is the president for?

Please don’t tell me it’s the Duroc
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Meets Tinubu In France, Accepts To Join His Govt Of National Unity by Staphylococcus: 4:32pm On May 16, 2023
Politicians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Peter will decamp to PDP before 2031

Watch out!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 4:28pm On May 16, 2023
creeper1:
There’s a difference between being a schoolyard bully and being great. Bullies prey on the weak thus creating a faux sense of importance but greatness creates fondness, love and respect.

South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Eritrea, Mexico, UAE, Algeria, Brazil, Afghanistan, Cuba, Iran and a host of other small and medium sized countries are yet to move since Feb. 2022 when the US made a call (don’t even include the big boys: Russia, China and India). So, what happened? Lol.

That’s what happens to a bully until it gets bullied. I know that for a fact because where I’m from, bullies get bullied, lol.

Lol, just say you have no proofs and it’s trust me bro in fake news/propaganda, lol. I’m done here, circular argument is tiring - enjoy your day in propaganda! Lol
Stop following Telegram news!

Mexican President just reinstated it’s not joining BRICS.

Let me burst your bubble! All those economies you listed cannot even match that of the US and it’s allies.

The funny part is that, All the same nation you listed still have their reserve currency in USD 🤣🤣🤣


Remind me please, what happened to the Russian Ruble after it adopted Yuan? Did it tank?

Sir, the USD is more than a currency. It’s an institution nothing on Earth, can go against.

And you mentioned Cuba and Eritrea, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those are villages and not countries!

And for Saudi Arabia, Iran and China, they just chest beating. They are the most aware of the capability’s of The United States of America 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 3:58pm On May 16, 2023
creeper1:
R.Kelly also proclaimed himself as the world's greatest and I believe I'm the greatest man that ever liveth. But does that make the proclamation true? Lol

It's human to be delusional but you get judged based on your seeds/deeds. America is just as much of a shithole as Russia is.

No, there are no proofs online apart from "trust me bro" sources. The onus is on you to post them to back up your claims. My proofs are on this thread, do the same.
Which nation on Earth or in any other planet is close? You can live in denial but can never change the glaring fact.

America makes the call, other nations move! The worlds existence is dependent on their orders.

Use Google and get information! You will get varying informations but different sources. I searched and found. Put-in the work!
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Granted Bail As Court Refuses Police 21 Day Detention Order by Staphylococcus: 3:52pm On May 16, 2023
I love Nigeria!

The freedom in that country is sweet!

I use to tell my hommies I can shoot five dead in broad day light, and still wait for the police to come arrest me., and still beat the case.

Just know people and have the money. You untouchable!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 3:43pm On May 16, 2023
creeper1:
Well, everyone should have the basics in an advanced country, no? I'm sure there are rich Russian kids in Russia with better lives than the Kendall Jenner of this world and there are some peasants that had Shannon Sharpe's experience as well. So, you can't say one is a shithole and claim the other isn't when there isn't proper distribution of wealth in both countries and both lack the requisite standard to be classed as advanced countries. The US is just another Russia with a bigger propaganda machine.

This is an example of Shannon Sharpe discussing his experience with Steve Harvey (Steve Harvey also had the same experience in Virginia, so that should tell you how rampant it's):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2di8OZd0TQ

^Shannon talks about it all the time and my bad he used a proper bathroom at 21 not 19, lol. And I've been around the US - so I know what the US is like, lol.

Anyway, I'm still waiting for your proofs of the phantom Kinzhal missiles that got shot down by patriot, lol. Proofs of patriot getting plonked are on this with a Ukrainian video. Please, return the favour, cheers. grin
Hello, Where America stands, Russia is a shithole! We talking about The Greatest Nation ever known to the existence of man. Gods own country.

The proofs are online anda all over reputable news media. Google will help.
CelebritiesRe: Policeman Slapped By Seun Kuti Is In 'Coma' - Police by Staphylococcus: 3:35pm On May 16, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
sad The son of renowned Afro beat Around Kuti I doubt ever play/ listened to Orlando Owoh old tunes (kirikiri ni Alagbon. Aimoye section ni Alagbon.) He should thank his 🌟 say nor bi Soldier he slapped sad
Forget!

Even soldiers bow when they meet their match. I remember the day Adeniji Adele boys flawed soldiers. Those boys were tapping them in the chest and telling them that, “If them born them well, they should shoot one bullet”

I have never seen soldiers humiliated in that manner. They all went humble, cool and calm
CelebritiesRe: Policeman Slapped By Seun Kuti Is In 'Coma' - Police by Staphylococcus: 3:31pm On May 16, 2023
They should give him money, he will wake up!

They should place bundles of cash on his chest, he will definitely wake-up
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 3:29pm On May 16, 2023
creeper1:
Okay, the US would defeat green men and conquer Asgard yet it failed miserably against Vietcong, lol.

Perhaps Russia is a shithole but US isn’t far off and not as advanced as it likes to portray itself as. Former NFL player, Shannon Sharpe is a black American who was raised in Augusta, Georgia and he said he never used a proper bathroom or toilet until he was like 19 when his brother, Sterling, got into NFL and bought a proper house. Shannon Sharpe and his family (according to him) grew up in Augusta, Georgia using pit latrine and taking their bath outside with a bucket. That’s America in the 21st century not the 15th century. Another former black American NFL player, Brandon Marshall, said he took his bath every morning with a bucket until he got to college. Stories like these ones are rampant all over the US.

Honestly, America is just as much of a shithole as Russia is tbh. I know the US quite a bit because I have been around some places there and that’s the truth. Most of the black people you would see in Florida for example look like they just got off the boat and they don’t look that much different from the poor people you would see once you touch down in Lagos.

Anyway, that’s beside the point and I don’t care about which of the 2 countries is a bigger shithole. Let’s talk about the phantom Kinzhal missiles that got shot down by ghost of Kiev, lol. Proof of the destruction of patriot is on this thread - can you post proofs for your claims? Lol.

True, Nigeria will conquer the Martians, lol. Under 50 IQ at work, lol.
🤣🤣🤣 So the experience of one individual defines America? Why not share the experience of Kendall Jenner so we can also use that to conclude about how beautiful America happens to be.

Hello! Russia is just another Nigeria that happens to be in Europe, and lucky to have snow. Nothing happens there outside vodka and nuclear bombs.

You still have told me why Russia was able to parade only one Soviet Union tank 🤣🤣🤣. Anyways, it’s no news that Kinzhal missile was shot down and it’s all over reputable news media channels, not Telegram.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Paraded With Other Suspected Criminals by Staphylococcus: 2:41pm On May 16, 2023
Guestlander:
Why are you so sure? I like Seun but what he did is very dumb.
Are you a Nigerian?

In modern day Nigeria, some class of people can NEVER go to jail for such.

I have beaten up a police man before back in them days, you know what ended it? Influences and money!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus:
creeper1:
Lol, this is extraordinary copium even with the video (attached to the post in the OP) being Ukrainian livestream video and the source being a western source. Some of you brainwashed peasants have lost it. Lol.

But this clown believes some fiction about patriots shooting down kinzhal missiles with no evidence apart from Ukrainian trust me bro source. Hell yes, the same patriot that had 9% success rate against obsolete scud missiles would whimsically shoot down a much more advanced missiles at 100% success rate, lol.

It's a fucking war - everyone will take Ls. The US military is neither invincible nor as advanced as the Russians in missile technology. Most of you clowns who have zero clue think pulverising backward countries like Iraq and Afghanistan where they were just target practice is what war is about, lol. Reality will hit you soon.
Give us the total figures of the US soldiers killed in Afghanistan in 13 years, and let’s compare it to what a Russia lost in one year 🤣🤣🤣. I want you to give the figures cos you won’t be able to lie about it!

Stop hyping that wack Russian military, that is still struggling with a nation that it shares land boarders with!

I thought your lots said Russia had reserve tanks and where keeping them from major war? How come only one old Soviet Union artifact was paraded in last parade?

Hello! When it comes to warfare, the US is light years of Russia. The statistics are not hidden which I will allow you to present.

Comparing a shithole, to the The United States of America! Russia needs food and not war. They need good heating systems for cold and not tanks!

If not for nukes, even Nigeria will defeat Russia!
PoliticsRe: David Greene Visits Kashim Shettima (Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:43pm On May 16, 2023
raskymonojendor:
grin grin grin

This visitations e choke.
Chokememt🤣🤣🤣
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Paraded With Other Suspected Criminals by Staphylococcus: 1:41pm On May 16, 2023
One thing is certain, he cannot go to jail
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by Staphylococcus: 1:38pm On May 16, 2023
🤣🤣🤣

Russia trying to cover-up the interceptions the patriot system did to them. 48 hours ago.


Propaganda news! They attempted but the Patriot system intercepted it. Same Patriot shut down the overhyped Kinzhal missile, but they will never announce that.

Putin should explain to the world why Russia was ONLY able to displayed ONE tank in its last military parade 🤣🤣🤣. I guess the rest has been fried up in 🇺🇦 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
FamilyRe: London Court Jails Nigerian Three Years For Flogging Son by Staphylococcus: 4:41am On May 16, 2023
1stGenAmerican:
Then why are so many Nigerians willing to sacrifice anything to get their children passports from Western countries like the good old USA or any other country? Why are some Nigerians paying hundreds of million Naira to buy their children passports from small, hardly developed Caribbean island nations? Why do so many Nigerians, my own family included, give birth their children in the US or bring their children to the US and never look back?
Nigeria as it odds and I am not disputing that. When it comes to morals, etiquettes, values, and community efforts in raising kids, the US is not close.

Yes, the standards of education is good and the opportunities are abound, but those same positivities comes will deadly ills.

Blue passport is not a secured future. All the junkies in California and New York all have blue passport. All the gang members in California, Illinois, Tennessee and Alaska all have Blue passport.

It’s just a social status thing, and having a Blue passport does not spare you from those dangers. Bullets, drugs and gangs don’t require citizenship.
RomanceRe: My Roommate Threatened To Kill Me by Staphylococcus: 2:38am On May 16, 2023
People who announce evil don’t do much.

Doers don’t make noise!

He is only fumbling.
FamilyRe: London Court Jails Nigerian Three Years For Flogging Son by Staphylococcus: 2:33am On May 16, 2023
Shokoloko:
Taaa! I went to a federal government college and I can tell you that kids murder kids in boarding school.
Kids as young as 12-15 murder their fellow classmates. It happens till date, very rampant.
Which Nigerian kid went to boarding school and cannot remember at least one kid that was murdered by "senior students " in the hostel
That is one in a million! By all norms, A 15 year old boy is still under his family control. He is not exposed and destructive vices readily available to him.

15 year old catching bodies is a norm in the US, its won’t even be a breaking news.

Like I said, the vices for a kid to go lunatic are abundant in the West.

It’s far more easier to raise a kid in Nigeria than the US.
FamilyRe: London Court Jails Nigerian Three Years For Flogging Son by Staphylococcus: 2:06am On May 16, 2023
1stGenAmerican:
Yes because kids in the west are killing schoolmates and setting their bodies on fire because of something the schoolmate said. Kids in the West are also joining cults and kidnapping innocent motorists in hopes of making quick money to flex and drive outdated Benz, right? The FBI is working with the EFCC to arrest and extradite scammers in the West that drive kids in Nigeria to commit suicide, right?
Wrong.
Quit pointing fingers when troubled, mannerless, and lost kids exist in every country in the world.
When do kids start violence in Nigeria? Can you compare it to the US? Do you know about gang violence in the UK or US?

Tell me one 15 year old kid that is a lunatic in the WHOLE Nigeria and I will mention 10 in the US. 10 teenagers that started catching bodies from teen years

You mention cultism, cult groups in Nigeria are not up to 1% of deadly gangs in the US.

Do you know what age kids starts catching bodies (killing) in the US or UK? Can you compare it to Nigeria?

What age do kids get into drugs in both worlds? Can you compare the number of drug overdose amongst teens in US to Nigeria? I am sure you won’t!

Hello! All the vices are for a kid to go lunatic have their HQ in the West!

Kids that have been orientated about their rights in school, and ready to explore it.

Even the decent ones amongst them, just let them clock 16 and they start setting boundaries, why it’s a norm for parents to kick them out once they start growing wings.
FamilyRe: London Court Jails Nigerian Three Years For Flogging Son by Staphylococcus: 1:45am On May 16, 2023
madridguy:
So one cannot beat him pinkin again ? Oyinbo country and their funny law grin
That’s why they produce the worst set of kids!

If you want the heigh of mannerless and lost kids, move to the west!
TravelRe: Lekki Port Has Received 4 Commercial Vessels So Far by Staphylococcus: 8:21pm On May 15, 2023
Christistruth02:
They will gather here for another round of Furious Bad Belle Wailing

They can Wail for all Africa

And David Umahi that is doing well for them they hate will all their heart
You said it all.

If excellence was appreciated in that sty, Umahi should be highly celebrated.

But durocs always hate their very best
PoliticsRe: US Imposes Visa Restrictions On Nigerians Who Disrupted 2023 Election by Staphylococcus: 5:24pm On May 15, 2023
Dsalvo:
Don't mind them. A lot of Nigerians are really amusing and ignorant. They think USA will agree one candidate is a crook and another a Saint merely because they say and see it so.

They xan keep dreaming that the USA is on their side like the ignorant Chimamanda writing Biden as if reporting some unruly students to the class teacher. Joke.
Few of them are still daydreaming!

Reality will dawn on them soon, after Asiwaju is sworn-in.

People that have just been taught Politics 101. Ordinarily as students, they should be learning from their mistakes and working on them, but rather, choose to keep exhibiting the same Duroc lifestyle.
TravelRe: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by Staphylococcus:
Aurelius1:
I remembered the very day ShopRite was looted. I stood from afar and watched how Hon Baro Minabowanre who contested for House of Representatives under APC led things to destroy ShopRite.
The lesson people have not learnt is that, causing unrest will only harm their own very environment.

Paste and present governors will still keep looting, Abuja is safe and government officials keep getting richer.

If people are manipulated to destroy the little they have, they should also be able to bare the brunt.

Who is doing who!
PoliticsRe: US Imposes Visa Restrictions On Nigerians Who Disrupted 2023 Election by Staphylococcus: 5:10pm On May 15, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
A person that lost Kano, Kaduna ,his States Lagos and Osun and couldn't get 25% in Abuja wants to be President
Elections are over!

You people should be planning ahead of 2031, which would still end in defeat, cos power returns to the North.

For now, move-on! Online sentences won’t change anything, neither will the tribunal change anything.
TravelRe: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by Staphylococcus:
It’s really sad. Days Warri was the Engineering and a technical hub of all petroleum and Petrochemical companies. I doubt those years will ever return, cos those companies won’t return.


It’s just the bitter truth.
CrimeRe: Vigilante Burst Criminal Hideout In Nnewi; Military Wears, Number Plates Found by Staphylococcus: 1:22pm On May 15, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
Bust, busting, busted. Fake hideouts of fake Military and claiming to do their miserable jobs.
What does the Fulani Military in Nassaarawa , kaduna, Niger etc who have been killing and burning where are the terrorists hideout who kill and rape Nigeerians all over the country huh

propaganda by the the Nigerian Military will lead them attacking innocent people in villages. The villagers better disappear from that scene where the so called hideout is, those terrorists will put on that same Uniform and attack them in the night or day

Apc Government of propaganda lies and deceit
You Durocs never cease to amaze
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:19pm On May 15, 2023
tesppidd:
grin
Now he's feeling like Tupac.

I have never before seen anyone behave like that when they had their car bashed, not even to a civilian.
Highest they discuss and bargain price.

But you slapped a policeman just for bashing your car?


This one na clout a abeg.
You have never seen?

Which state do you reside? Cos I am sure you not a Lagos resident

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