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Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: Tinubu Sending Wrong Signals – Masari, Ex-vp Placeholder by Staphylococcus: 2:43pm On May 20, 2023
He was sending wrong signal, won APC presidential ticket.

Same wrong signal, won the election.

You people should go and rest please!

Seems wrong signal now means winning!

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TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From TECNOxAMVCA Opening Event In Lagos by Staphylococcus: 2:38pm On May 20, 2023
LARRYOBRAIN:
Dey play, just instant feeling and lust for her just seeing her pictures.
No wahala, search Google with her picture.

So you don’t believe in love at first sight? I will prove you wrong. Watch out!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Staphylococcus: 2:29pm On May 20, 2023
Obiebanks007:


grin
Exactly
Soon dollar will derail, won't be as recognized as it where then.


Dollar would derail? 🤣🤣🤣

Hello! It’s fiction! Outrightly impossible!

Every time war is waged against USD, it becomes stronger!

Those BRICS nations chestbeating still all have their reserves in USD. Putin that tried moving to Yuan, check what happened to Ruble afterwards. 🤣🤣🤣

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TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From TECNOxAMVCA Opening Event In Lagos by Staphylococcus: 2:16pm On May 20, 2023
Who knows the name of this princess. 😘

An unexpected bang struck my heart, and I had this instantaneous feeling she is the mother of twin boys- C-dai and D-rose

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Science/Technology / Re: Jeff Bezos' $500 Million Yacht Has A Sculpture Of His Girlfriend Lauren Sanchez by Staphylococcus: 2:10pm On May 20, 2023
Bezos!

I love that dude!

He is a definition of silent and loud! Keeps killing it without you knowing.

Unlike my dear Elon, loud and loud. 🤣


Let me go and put Iya Tunde’s statue on my Toyota Carina too. I need show love.

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Politics / Re: No Negative Social Media Posts During Inauguration Until Foreigners Leave - NSA by Staphylococcus: 2:07pm On May 20, 2023
izubext007:
that day u go see fire on social media

Raise fire, brimstones and insults, it won’t change the course of history.

Mere words has never changed anything!
Politics / Re: Court Moves To Consolidate All Petitions Against Tinubu by Staphylococcus: 2:04pm On May 20, 2023
Dreal1247:
On Obi's mandate we stand. The stolen mandate must be retrieved and restored to the rightful owner.

Stop smoking Marijuana!

It will make you believe in the impossible.

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Career / Re: Anguish As Nigerian Man Dies Hours Before His UK Flight For M.sc by Staphylococcus: 1:56pm On May 20, 2023
An autopsy should be done by a competent forensic pathologist.

Spiritual people who cannot kill their bad leaders would be here shortly to tell us how he was spiritually attacked.
Politics / Re: No Negative Social Media Posts During Inauguration Until Foreigners Leave - NSA by Staphylococcus: 1:51pm On May 20, 2023
Electorate:


That is to tell you how evil this people are, inauguration is suppose to be a fan fare attended by happy Nigerians but because they know they stole the peoples mandate they don't want the people's presence.

Has any inauguration witnessed this kind of nonesense in Nigeria, no.

I sense trouble on that day or after that day, they have clearly drown a battle line between them and the Nigerian people and will be consumed....#ENDSARS will be a childs play, no government can defeat the people when they are on rampages.


The Nigerian Armed forces just got new shipments of assault rifles which has not been tested.

Anyone who feels like making trouble is still welcomed.

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Sports / Re: Cierny Balog Stadium, Slovakia Where Train Passes Through Football Field (Photo) by Staphylococcus: 1:45pm On May 20, 2023
Flawed engineering.

Safety was not on the table during construction.

An underground tunnel should have been the best option. They definitely had all the depths to play with.

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Politics / Re: No Negative Social Media Posts During Inauguration Until Foreigners Leave - NSA by Staphylococcus: 1:38pm On May 20, 2023
Derrickfoster1:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a Cocaine sniffing animal

Damn! Another Duroc is pained!

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:35pm On May 20, 2023
Lukuluku69:


Bros, you are going to pay for my early morning Pap and Akara that you made me throway because of this your comment in a fit of laughter cheesy

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:34pm On May 20, 2023
Perfectbeing:
People that are already blaming Buhari and APC for creating IPOB..

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 1:33pm On May 20, 2023
Ken4Christ:


The FG takes the blame. They are in charge of security and huge budget is allocated for security. If you employ a gate man to guard your house and thief comes in to steal, the first person you will apprehend is the security man at the gate.

This is the most useless government I have ever seen in the history of my existence on earth.

But kill a Fulani man, they will definitely apprehend the killers. Nigerians should please have sense for once.

You blame your gateman, why not blame the president? Because you know he is securing your house only.

Have they blamed their governors the sameway they blame Buhari, DSS and Fulani? No!

Have they looked inwards and made themselves accountable to for the security challenges? No! Buhari is the cause.

You made mention of allocation? What does the governor do with allocation for state security? Embezzle it! Cos he is so sure his people will always ignore him and jump to the presidency, when matters arises
Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 11:40pm On May 19, 2023
mbaise1000:

How did you just decide who did that?
What exactly is your proof that it's whoever you are saying? You are the type who enjoy hearing bad news and rejoicing that your type ate murdering people everywhere, you should be aware that whatever anyone loved and approve will surely get to him, you are not interested in finding out who is exactly responsible, are you the police or who are doing the investigation? What if eventually it wasn't the IPOB you are accusing? Why will you be 200% sure it was who you are accusing, aren't you encouraging the real perpetrators if by any chance it wasn't those you are accusing, all these senseless murder and destructions and intimidations going on in this place that things like you are directly and indirectly supporting and enjoying will surely get to your own doorstep, and there is nothing you do that will stop it, because what you love will find a way to get to you

You have a big problem with comprehension.

You composed a novel and still couldn’t make sense.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 10:38pm On May 19, 2023
Flangelo12:
It is no longer Buhari/DSS/Fulani.

Na Tinubu dey reign now.


They won’t blame Buhari/Fulani again since he will be leaving office. Tinubu and Yoruba’s will be next in their blame list.

One even said, it’s Iran that’s attacking them, because they are Jews

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Staphylococcus: 10:19pm On May 19, 2023
They will be here shortly to blame Bola Tinubu!

I have never seen lots who don’t take responsibility. They will always have something to blame, but not themselves.

These criminals were celebrated in their earlier days, and now that they have grown wings, Buhari and a Tinubu is to blame.

Let’s wait for comments and see who they will heap blames on.

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Politics / Re: Why Tinubu Will Not Be Sworn In, Bode George Explained Why by Staphylococcus: 9:57pm On May 19, 2023
Bode is still daydreaming.


He has never been the same after he got released from jail. Always hallucinating

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Staphylococcus: 9:49pm On May 19, 2023
Britishcoins:
I saw Russia becoming greater than America and UK combined

Do you smoke Marijuana?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Staphylococcus: 9:43pm On May 19, 2023
Mopolchi:
Obama dey Yankee dey look Putin like mumu

As in! Even Tinubu can never visit Russia, how much more Obama!

Nothing happens in that shithole!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Staphylococcus: 9:40pm On May 19, 2023
NwekereNdokl:
Putin just dey jonse

Old age affecting dude!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Staphylococcus: 9:38pm On May 19, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s in Russia! Vodka!

Russia also trying to fill important.


Russia is just a wildlife with over 50% inhabitable landmass. Shithole!

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Celebrities / Re: "Why Men Cheat" - 2face Unapologetic To Annie (video) by Staphylococcus: 7:30pm On May 19, 2023
I will agree if Davido agrees.

Someone in that line needs to reaffirm statement.
Sports / Re: Victor Richard Kipo, Nigerian Boy With 7 Guinness World Records by Staphylococcus: 4:56pm On May 19, 2023
Wow!

How come he was never celebrated!

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Phones / Re: Regretted Updating My Phone by Staphylococcus: 6:50am On May 19, 2023
Put in a microwave and heat for two minutes, it will roll back to previous update

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Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Pride by Staphylococcus: 6:48am On May 19, 2023
To early to cry!

Wait till 8:00am before starting

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Politics / Re: Beating Of Children Is NOT African Culture. It Is Colonial. So Stop It. by Staphylococcus: 6:47am On May 19, 2023
Gibberish, Bunkum and balderdash!

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