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ONY3KAH:
U go old

u nko . Man of 100 years. 10 likes for dis guy's stupidity.

First to comment... 1000 likes if u are a man or u love ur husband.

First to comment. 1000 likes

First to comment . Where is lalasticlala sef? 1000 likes for lalasticlala.

Glory be to God. Now, thanksgiving and offering. Give ten% of ur LIKES to God that performed this miracle if u want extra success and favour. All the nairalanders , give a token of 2500 likes. (too small right? )

Ladyhippolyta88:
sorry sir for calling you narrow minded,But please tell that to the protestants led by Martin Luther that revolted against the catholic church,king Henry viii that brought about the anglican church,the coptic Christians and the eastern and Greek orthodox churches I am not sure they had one Christianity in mind.I would never dispute the fact that Christianity is one but why is it that Nigerian Christians drag one another from one church to the other.saying it is my church that follow God.While the rest aren't true christians.

ask nigerian dat question. Christianity is one.

Ladyhippolyta88:
whether it is Christ like is not my business i just corrected him.You can go and tell those different sects it is not my concern those sects all have different interpretations of the bible study them for yourself and please do not be narrow minded.On whether Christianity is not a religion i don't know but what i know is that religion is a strong belief in a supernatural being that controls human endeavours.And Christianity is identified under religion.I don't know about your own definition.It is nothing personal,there is nothing wrong in getting knowledge outside the block.

i am not narrow minded. I just to make it known to u dat christianity is 1 and it can't be divided into "sects"

obyrich:
Pentecostalism especially in Nigeria was founded on division and segregation among members of the body of Christ. Have you wondered why your church always admonish new converts to identify with only 'bible-believing-churches' like CE, Assemblies, Winners etc and carefully avoiding orthodox churches like the Anglican, the Catholic , Presbyterian etc? The answer is segregation!

some churches don't do that.

Ladyhippolyta88:
There are a lot of sects in christianity.I am sure you have heard of evangelical Christians,liberal Christians,conservative Christians,progressive christians and others.Mind you these sects are mainly seen outside Nigeria.Nigeria really doesn't have it's Christian churches under this sects the most common usage are either you are catholic anglican or protestant a.k.a. Pentecostal these are the terms used in Nigeria but in other parts of the world especially the U.S.A. These are the sects you most likely findTake for example progressive christians are in support of same sex marriage.just Google it out you would see.

do u know d meaning of a christian? Christianity is not a religion. The Bible made it clear that a Christian is not a sinner and a sinner is not a Christian. Christian is Christ-like. So forget about those sects. If u like u can quote me.

stagger:
In my church, we pay tithes and use it for the good samaritan Sunday. We feed the poor, bail out civil servants who are being owed, tar street roads and give scholarships.

I pay my tithes, I give to the poor and I donate to an orphanage near my house consistently. Best of all, my business this year has made more profit than my earnings from 2012 to 2016 combined, so my tithes have increased and will continue to increase until Jesus comes.

Lest I forget, my Bishop and his pastors use a private jet. Oya, daddy freeze and other haters, go and spike your heads into the nearest transformer.

are u bragging or testifying. Don't be like d pharisee in d bible. If it's a testimony glory be to God .

Lee kun hee Kim jung un If u love me 100 likes

RIP for the dead . 2000 likes for what he has done for the country. Press LIKE if u want recession to be fully eradicated.

Bolustical:
God knows this boy will be better than Lukaku

dis guy u wicked o
LIKE for ronaldo SHARE for cr7jnr , also LIKE for apc SHARE for pdp in 2019 election

elyna:
after answering this will i get a special seat in heaven?

but u will get a more special seat in haven.
Come on answer d question !

U tink say u get sense abi ? Answer d folowin' .

1) if all ur galfrend (15) dey ask 4 1 iphone 7 and 1 samsung galaxy each , calculate ur future poverty.

2) take pi as 3.142 and calculate d perimeter of 2face head.

3) calculate d volume of olamide head.use ruler measure am.

4) who is d first woman to fry akara and how many akara she fry.

5) state 5 reasons why fuel pump price should be increased to 2000 naira per litre.

6) state 10 reasons exchange rate should be 5000 naira to $1.

Gud luck 2 u.

* rest his head enjoys coke nd fanta with gala *

MrHenshaw:
So what happened to the banks.

let me hint u. She is into daily contribution (ajo)

kimbraa:
She should stop keeping her money where her sister in-law could reach. The thing is, she has no concrete proof that the lady stole it even if her hunch tells her so, so it's best she overlooks her theft and make sure he keeps her money far away from her reach.

the woman is a certified ,confirmed and expert thief. She started theft from childhood. There is no place that the money can be out of reach in that house.

A woman does a business so she keeps part of her money at home and when her sister-in-law visits her , she loses a lot of money. She suspects theft from her visitor because her 5 children and husband don't steal. What should she do because the money is not actually hers ?

phrancys001:
Simply substitute the guy with me,let's talk later for further getting to know each other.

u no well. U tink say i no see u last nyt. U wan break solomon recod.
10000 wyf 5200 gf 2600 baby mama.

phrancys001:
Simply substitute the guy with me,let's talk later for further getting to know each other.

u no well. U tink say i no see u last nyt. U wan break solomon recod.
10000 wyf 5200 gf 2600 baby mama.

phrancys001:
Simply substitute the guy with me,let's talk later for further getting to know each other.

u no well. U tink say i no see u last nyt. U wan break solomon recod.
10000 wyf 5200 gf 2600 baby mama.

iamleumas:
Visiting Nairaland can never take you to heaven.

yes o bros. seconded

Daviddson:
@point 5 - If being a Christian cannot take one to heaven, what then will?

he didn't mean dat , wat he meant was dat if u are a christian,without holiness,it's nothing.

wilz0:
Pussy, money and weed takes people to heaven.
Plz stop posting wrong info in nairaland.

u are very wrong. I'm suspecting u

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cuvox:
Hmmm. NL go win joor

before nko

cuvox:
Hmmm. NL go win joor

before nko

cuvox:
Hmmm. NL go win joor

before nko

Seventhed

I'm in

Ain't nobody cuter thanAin't nobody cuter thanAin't nobody cuter than

chynie:
U tried but you are not funny

are u serius ? wot of u are u funny ? I know ur typ u are d typ dat eats akaraburger,palmwine,banga and snail shell

chynie:
U tried but you are not funny

are u serius ? wot of u are u funny ? I know ur typ u are d typ dat eats akaraburger,palmwine,banga and snail shell

Oluwasaeon:
Ain't nobody jobless than YOU

u are ain't nobody:
1)mumu than
2)crazy than
3)madder than
4)stupid than
While i am ain't nobody richer than

A Nigerian artiste, Ycee says ,"ain't nobody badder than".so let's continue in dat way.
E.g. Ain't nobody fresher than.
Ain't nobody cooler than
Ain't nobody hotter than

[color=#990000][/color]golden morn and alcohol,tobbaco and moimoi,salad and oral b wit ogbono

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