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I meet my current babe last Friday.. I jam am for road with her little bro.

I use the little bro enter her. Collect number.

Saturday I Holla her make we see na.

Sunday she pull up for evening. As she see me, na she first hug me. Wow. Love in Tokyo

Quickly I introduce her to one egbon wey we gather sit down. I introduce as my wife. Egbon smile, gives thumbs up.

We enter. She complain data. I share Hotspot.
She say she hungry =indomie and egg.

Small thing, I'm playing with brest. Next thing, I'm sucking the brest.. Small play we enter the dobo.

Few minutes later, she push me comot.

Her aunty dey call her, she gotta go.
Hey, I love you aight. She no reply.

spiSeyi:
Bad boy

you know as he dey go na

Zonefree:
Goat meat is the GOAT of all meats.

it is the GOAT ooo... Only the smell alone don beleful me..

Met one niga, he said he don't like goat meat.. I look am I shake head in pity. Chai.

Even if na those legs, I no mind make I use am drink garri..

I wish I can download one head.

All things have fall apart.

But country hard normal normal.

Wahala.

Where anybody Wan take see 100 Mila.

4 where 🤦

Macron-This guy is a black nigga. Lol

Abeg I dey find any work wey dey grand..
Like this like this, I fit do any work 🤔

Field work, bring am. House work, bring am.
Goodboy work, bring am. Wahrah work, ma4
💪

Na for outside we go settle am.

Zaheertyler:
This album gives me memories mann
At some point in my life it was the only thing giving me joy
These days anytime I’m out and I hear a song from the album I just have this big smile on my face
From sunshine
Olorun
Mogbe
Basquait
I believe I believe I believe

crazy, sunshine is my best of the lot...

I love every song on that album. Every song bro.. No skipping.

olaolaking:
I doubt if this is nigeria

not Naija. But he try.

My mind is dirty.

Me thinks 2+2 go happen inside this ur story.

But we mueve. 💪

charlesemeka85:
Barcelona are working on a swap deal that will involve Super Eagles defender Bright Osayi-Samuel joining them and Ansu Fati moving to Turkish champions Fenerbache.

According to El Gol Digital, Barcelona sports director Deco fancies Osayi-Samuel, who could play right back, left back and left side of midfield.


Fenerbache also have Ansu Fati on their wish list and now is to exchange both players to move in opposite direction.

The report further said that if the swap deal failed, Barcelona will wait till June 2025 to sign the Super Eagles defender as a free agent.

omo 🙄, osayi to barca keh... That barca na school ooo, if you no Sabi well you go tey for bench.... Make my guy dey enjoy for turkey abeg.. Even their stadium alone, your mind fit cut.

No wonder. Infact I started seeing Temu in my dream.

Good morning.

I got so much time on my hands since last month and I hate it.

Any job connect(any type) I'd gladly embrace. Maybe someone here knows someone or gat something 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Can drive.

Thank you.

Interesting thread.

Work of Art. Asake.

Greatest 9ja album of all time.

Infact make I jam an again.

Nicepoker:
I almost burn down the hostel with this thing. Followed by that electric stove with rings in between the ceramic insulator.

the day wey that thing carry me for hostel, Chai... I dey cook beans, I say make I turn am.. Phew 🤢🤒 till today, anything electric, electrical or electronic cooking, PTSD straight.

You are still a baby my dear...

No over stress.

1- Nobody is coming to help you. HELP YOURSELF NOW.

Probably 2026

Cuz 2025 is my bad habit manifestation year. Olorun 'N gbo.. On Gad.

The relationship crumbled so fast

When thry finna get you, they gonna get you...

Stay guided.

My own be say, how you take or where you take dey keep your money despite so many encounters on the road... Remember, at one time, you submit your phone...

Make them use the charm for positive things.

Eg make fuel cheap.
E. G make Warri and kaduna refinery work. Etc.

Use the 5k $ do giveaway for boys here reading your story. Abi he bad 🤷

Book hotel sharparly.

ubunja:
nice one bro

The great man... Removes 🧢

Starhearts:
Up omo adugbo

100 for you my brother... 👍