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Romance › Re: Beauty Or Wealth: Should I Marry This Girl? (photos) by Starboytwo(m): 4:57pm On Jan 28, 2025

Meteng:
The day I knacked a policewoman, I ordered her to wear her uniform, pulled down her trouser and bent her over, entered from the back. O’boy, e sweet die!

make police catch you. You go explain.

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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Starboytwo(m): 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2025*

Fast sale asap asap

Ps3 slim
1 pad.
HDMI
Power cable

Pes Fifa Blur Cod Ultimate Boxing GTA V Mortal kombat

80k sharp

7039574774 / chat.

Lasu, igando.

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Health › Re: Help!!! I Am A 31-Year-Old Struggling With Tramadol Addiction!! by Starboytwo(m): 7:59pm On Jan 25, 2025*

Just stop using everyday.

Tm is too small to be addicted to na walahi.. Tm no be drug again na 🤷, Tramadol na crap. Too harsh.

Dont use everyday, 1500mg is too much normally na, you wan die.

Na because you dey use am everyday na him make your "credit score" high reach 1500mg kiloode...

Try to dey use 1 day ON, 2/3 days OFF till your "credit score" reduce. Rinse and repeat.

Again, TM is a crappy drug. Like the lowest of the low. Nobody rates a TM addict.

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Crime › Re: Detectives Arrest Kenyan Man For Defrauding Nigerian National Of N150m by Starboytwo(m): 6:48pm On Jan 25, 2025

I Want to even see the picture of the alleged Nigerian man wey dem dupe 150m undecided

Is he a dullard? How can Kenya man dupe a Nigerian 🤷 must be jazz.

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Starboytwo(m): 3:32pm On Jan 25, 2025*

Ps3 for sale asap

Wetin remain again, I don already collect award for best Pes player, so 🤷

Modified
Verbal Agreement in principle with someone for Monday. 👍

Family › Re: Married men: What's That One Thing You Learnt In Your Marriage by Starboytwo(m): 12:18pm On Jan 23, 2025

SMJay:
Are you married?

nope

Sports › Re: Ademola Lookman Wins 2024 Nairaland Nigerian Footballer Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 9:44am On Jan 23, 2025

Nice one. 👍

Crime › Re: Man Caught With Pump-action Guns, Concealed In Bags Of Clothes Rags (video/pics) by Starboytwo(m): 8:48am On Jan 22, 2025

Imagine

Politics › Re: This Picture Has Been Trending For Weeks And Makes Laugh When I See It by Starboytwo(m): 7:32pm On Jan 17, 2025

Boy everything don cost. Like, everything is times 2. X3 self...

omo won feh pawa ni oo

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 6:39pm On Jan 17, 2025

Tessyy1701:
First time of watching Afcon and you can't say a game is boring... Best ever for me too

shoudnt there be some Netflix documentary on CIV's run to the trophy or something ?? It was a crazy run.

Sacked main coach In the middle of d competition.

Almost got knocked out as host.

Crazy quarterfinals against Mali.

A comeback win against Naija in the final..

I was not even mad much after the final. It ended the best way it could.

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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2025

AndSunGorilla:
He was asked the question and he said he was becoming dizzy after they lost against CIV and his BP was high but the assistant noticed and baptised him. According to him, the water baptism made him feel alright.

I'm very satisfied with this answer... 👍

I remembered that match. The last 10 minutes was a classic...

I think that was where I developed a soft spot for Mr Chelle... Remember they showed seidou kaita (was it him🤔) at the vip box looking like he saw a ghost...

That afcon was the best I've watched.

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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 5:55pm On Jan 17, 2025

MetalJigsaw:
So he's better than king Ronaldinho or you've forgotten there's someone with such name?

ok let's add Ronaldinho... He was Amazing and an absolute joy to watch...

Pls no more... Neymar is sacred to me embarassed

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2025

Pls I have a question with the image I posted below.

Is it Oga chelle that instructed that guy to pour him water for head, or the guy just did it on his own? Or the guy touch his head and felt how hot it was or he saw smoke coming out?

I just need to know. Anytime I see that Pic, that question always come to mind.

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 5:17pm On Jan 17, 2025

I miss this guy. He is my Idol tongue

Greatest baller I've seen. Bar De lima. Messi. Cr7.

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Sports › Re: Haaland Signs 10-year Contract With Manchester City by Starboytwo(m): 3:21pm On Jan 17, 2025

Apcshyte:
He doesn't care that you exist

I no even sure say the guy know any country we dey bear 9ja.

Sports › Re: Neymar Says Mbappe ‘jealous’ Over Messi During PSG Spell by Starboytwo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 17, 2025

Samueltemi337:
Neymar you are talking too much

My guy, you be my G ooo, but pls I no fit allow you dey talk to Neymar like that. Bekiafu⚔️

Crime › Re: Police Arrest A Soldier With ‘Canadian Loud’ In Lagos Barracks by Starboytwo(m): 1:41pm On Jan 17, 2025

Make dem just cut small Cana for me na embarassed

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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 1:36pm On Jan 17, 2025

Odunayaw:
CHAN Eagles Vs Sunshine Stars

Quality goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLx-81BAjfE?si=8DmkCLzWTNHWGqpJ

wow... Best highlights I've seen this year. At least 3 of the goals are world class...

I like the Chan Eagle first goal. That midfielder who lobbed the pass needs a bonus. The striker who headed down (assist) needs to be given a car or a house or something.

Sunshine stars first goal is also a "Luis Suarezque" kinda goal. Look at that bend cool

even as the keeper stretch reach, mbanu 🙌🙌 The guy needs a week off 🤔

The last Chan Eagle goal reminded me of Carlos Alberto 1970 World cup goal vs Italy... That volley is mad. I dare any keeper to touch that... Shaolin soccer thing...

The only thing missing was BascoVanvelli's voice. Alrrrrrright.

I love beautiful goals wink

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Crime › Re: Court Jails Fake Spiritualist For Internet Fraud by Starboytwo(m): 6:41am On Jan 17, 2025

Omo, if you think you don see all the update and format, Uneva. C Anything.

Properties › Re: Moved Newly Into This Apartment But Facing This Issues by Starboytwo(m): 8:01pm On Jan 16, 2025

I dont know how the government will [b]make[/b]our people stop the habit of throwing shit anywhere, anyhow.

Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With A Double Dating Girlfriend? by Starboytwo(m): 11:52am On Jan 16, 2025

No problem if she bill the other guy 🤷, then I can agree.

Romance › Re: Doctor Gives Ex-girlfriend Two Goats As Compensation For Dumping Her by Starboytwo(m): 11:50am On Jan 16, 2025

Gotta be Uganda or kenya.

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Romance › Re: Girlfriend Impresses Boyfriend By Killing A Snake, Says Bride Price Has Increase by Starboytwo(m): 11:00am On Jan 16, 2025

I can kill a lion, bear, hippo, anything Big.

You see cockroach embarassed

, mba. I no dey for that one.

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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 10:58am On Jan 16, 2025

Mujtahida:
Left to me ehn they are some players I don't want to hear about. Players like Dessers, Onuachu, Sadiq Umar.

Every other week they are scoring in Europe. Come to Super Eagles, they become bleh.

Very soon Boniface will join that list. Waste men

Sadiq Umar particularly baffles me to be honest... He scored a wonderful goal on his debut for Valencia. He took the ball, cuts in on his right(deleting 2 defenders) and calmly whip it into the net. Great beautiful Individual goal...

Problem is, earlier in the match, he had spurned a good free header about 6yards to the goal keeper, UNMARKED. He bundled wide. He is fond of scoring the harder goals and missing easier chances... He is Darwin Nunes brother...

Great goal anyway for Sadiq on his debut. If you see the way his teammates jubilated cheesy

They were like "Thank God ooo 🙏🏾🙏🏾, he score this one.

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Politics › Re: Ekiti Fire Service Put Out Fire At Petrol Station (Pictures) by Starboytwo(m): 6:24pm On Jan 15, 2025

California straight.

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Politics › Re: Ebonyi Govt Reacts To Report Of Awarding ₦4.1Billion Projects To 24 Sole Bidders by Starboytwo(m): 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2025

How person Wan take see good work for this Ebonyi state ??

Make I just see good link through here 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Crime › Re: Timileyin Ajayi: I Beheaded My Girlfriend, Salome Adaidu Because She Cheated by Starboytwo(m): 9:24am On Jan 15, 2025

GetSenseNow:
Unrepentant murderer!

This boy is bringing shame to his Yoruba brethren

nah, to himself and family...

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Business › Re: Adebayo Ogunlesi Joins OpenAI Board Of Directors by Starboytwo(m): 10:13pm On Jan 14, 2025

God bless Naija...

As I no get dual citizenship.

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Politics › Re: Delta Government Sacks SSA On Morals, Favour Obakoro Over Fraud Allegations by Starboytwo(m): 8:55pm On Jan 14, 2025

Celestialsword:
mention where there are good leaders in Nigeria

Lagos 😜

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Sports › Re: 2024 Nairaland Nigerian Football Fans Award Voting Thread by Starboytwo(m): 11:58am On Jan 14, 2025

Danielnino00:
My vote.

Nigerian player of the year
Ademola Lookman

Nigerian female player of the year

Chiamaka Nnadozie

NPFL player of the year
Sadiq Ismail

Most impactful new inclusion (2024)
Stanley Nwabali

Best Ogedengbe goalkeeper of the year
Stanley Nwabali

Stephen Keshi defender of the year

Ola Aina

Samuel Okwaraji midfielder of the year
Alex Iwobi

Rasheed Yekini attacker of the year
Ademola Lookman

Most improved player (2024)
Ademola Lookman

Young player of the year (U-21)
Kparabo Arieri

Female young player of the year (u-21)
Deborah Abiodun

Super eagles goal of the year

Victor Osimhen goal vs Benin Republic in Uyo (AFCON qualifier)

Best assist of the year

Victor Osimhen assist for Ademola Lookman goal vs Cameroon (2023 AFCON)

Team of the year (club or national)
Super Eagles

Coach of the year
Fidelis Ikechukwu (Enugu Rangers)

Prospect of the year

Kparabo Arieri

Lifetime achievement award

Rasheed Yekini

Sports › Re: 2024 Nairaland Nigerian Football Fans Award Voting Thread by Starboytwo(m): 11:55am On Jan 14, 2025

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