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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Avoid These 5 Jobs Abroad: Man Advises Fellow Nigerians(photos/video) by Starboytwo(m): 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2024
doctimi:
Restaurant back end jobs. E.g peeling two 50kgs bags of onion per day? Avoid such too!
na work be this one too huh Such person go cry tire.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Avoid These 5 Jobs Abroad: Man Advises Fellow Nigerians(photos/video) by Starboytwo(m): 2:46pm On Oct 10, 2024
3000 plates.

Na which kain restaurant be dat... Na beside stadium the shop dey?

Imagine wash plate from morning till night.

Kilode.
PoliticsRe: Why NNPC Hiked Petrol Price And Quit As Middleman To Dangote by Starboytwo(m): 2:45pm On Oct 10, 2024
vanbonattel:
Shinedu has not learnt some political lessons, maybe when fuel reaches #7,500 per litre, he will pass the course grin
CHINEDU or not, we all in grin
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m):
junnyjake:
yes, because I remember how panicky I was when Uzoho came in for Nwabali against Angola, he still didn't help his case when he hoffed his goal kick straight to the sidelines afterwards.

Man! We need a solid backup.
Haha, I remember this case Wella...

When Uzoho came in, all my guys were screaming, shouting 🙆🙆, I had to allay their fears and tell them Uzoho was not bad, just need encouragement and confidence blah blah..

First goal kick and baba sent it north east.. All heads turn to my direction for explanation🤷.

Actually, he no easy make oyinbo sign person true true.
RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Genuine Friends? by Starboytwo(m): 12:21pm On Oct 10, 2024
People say friends are bad, blah blah.

Everybody is someone's friend. Are you a good friend yourself ??

Anyway, I empathize with you bro. On a positive note, I've heard more and can relate to someone loosing his accommodation and going on to better things.

This exact moment can be the beginning of your success story. 👍
RomanceRe: Something You Tried Once And Instantly Knew It Wasn't For You by Starboytwo(m): 12:03pm On Oct 10, 2024
Street fighting..

I use to have a crew. Normal guys for hostel...

My crew got into it with another crew(girl issue) They actually came for peace, but being at home ground we beat one of them up and roughed up the rest... They left but promised to be back much later in the evening...


Thought it was a joke. Around 6pm, we heard noise outside. The one we beat up earlier identified me and oboy, 2 guys landed on me with blows and stick. Bruise on my arms etc.

I manage to wriggle and ran. They pursued, I entered a street corner and hid. As I was peeping behind a bus, I saw one of them legit carrying a "cutlass" huh huh The other holding an iron rod...

I wondered if these guys were student. Why would a student want to cut off the neck of another student 🤷
RomanceRe: I'm Having Performance Anxiety by Starboytwo(m): 11:36am On Oct 10, 2024
How about you deliberately not have sex and still invite her over. Cook, movies, play, do everything except the DO.

And see how your body reacts.
RomanceRe: Canadian Lady On Why She Chose To Marry From Nigeria by Starboytwo(m): 10:32am On Oct 10, 2024
Only thing I need right now is a Canadian loud.
RomanceRe: Never Train A Girl In The University With The Aim Of Marrying Her Once She Grad by Starboytwo(m): 9:27am On Oct 10, 2024
I hope his friends don't leave him alone.

Na suicide I dey see so.
NYSCRe: Corps Member Shows Off Her PPA; Her Bedroom And Classroom Are By Each Other(vid) by Starboytwo(m): 9:25am On Oct 10, 2024
illicit:
What kind of Yeye sch is that....

When we got to the NCCF family house, she called the LGI and para, naso dem move us go better places
What nonsense
So did you and Yemisi later collect house together? Gist us pls 🙏🏾🙏🏾
RomanceRe: How Many Sex Rounds Can A Normal Man Reach In 24 Hours? by Starboytwo(m): 8:39pm On Oct 09, 2024
2 rounds is OK walai. The thing no freak me reach Cana, ajeh.
RomanceRe: Can You Get Married To, Or Date A Classy Girl Who Can Not Speak English? by Starboytwo(m): 8:34pm On Oct 09, 2024
As far as the breast still gallant wella.

We go speak Spanish. Or do sign language.
RomanceRe: Woman Arrested For Inserting Nail Into Her Stepson's Head (graphic Photo) by Starboytwo(m): 8:31pm On Oct 09, 2024
Na wa ooo..

Is all I can muster for now.
FamilyRe: A Skill My Husband Never Knew I Possessed. by Starboytwo(m): 8:20pm On Oct 09, 2024
Na twins thing ooo...
CrimeRe: S. African Man Fatally Assaulted By A Professional Boxer In New Zealand (PICS) by Starboytwo(m): 8:17pm On Oct 09, 2024
If any news from SA is positive, you will find white South Africans. E. G miss universe, an award, academic breakthrough etc.

While if the news is a terrible and negative, you will see black south Africans dominate E. G Xenophobia, Hiv, looting. Drunks, social vices...

Are black south Africans cursed??
RomanceRe: A 35year To 40years Old Bachelor Is Called? by Starboytwo(m): 8:11pm On Oct 09, 2024
SeunOSEWApenis:
Bachelor degree
I laugh tire with this...

Senior man.
RomanceRe: How I Revenged A Girl That Rejected Me by Starboytwo(m): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2024
Una get too much wahala you this men folks...
FamilyRe: If I Had Known I Would Never Marry by Starboytwo(m): 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2024
advanceDNA:
At the end of the day....nor overthink am...if u end marrying wèrèy...no let anybody blackmail u with marriage is not for kids so u should remain frustrated, putting up with you wife's crazy behavior.....lè wèrèy sî gbó.....if she nor gree comot....leave am for house...
God bless you boss. "No time" is my motto.

If I see say you Wan kill me for house, hotel straight.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Starboytwo(m): 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2024
I've enjoyed the last few pages.

He Don tey wey I drive ooo.

I recently chop 20k for alabi hand, make I use am buy 20 llitre, for freestyle.

Ko easy...

Tinubu =Danger.
RomanceRe: What Is Currently In Your Mindset? by Starboytwo(m): 5:40pm On Oct 09, 2024
Zaheertyler:
Omo I just wan Dey
ur mama go gree so??
PoliticsRe: Dump Port Harcourt Refinery For Dangote Oil Firm – Minister Lokpobiri Tells NNPC by Starboytwo(m): 9:18pm On Oct 08, 2024
No news I hate more than dangote refinery news.


Yuck. Spit.
RomanceRe: Which tribe in Nigeria are the most generous by Starboytwo(m): 8:34pm On Oct 06, 2024
Na yoruba na. You Wan bet??
TV/MoviesRe: Anita Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard House by Starboytwo(m): 7:32pm On Oct 06, 2024
Dem still dey do big brother??

Ajeh, I no know.

Tinubu don keep us occupied.
CrimeRe: Children Among 70 Killed In Haiti Gang 'massacre‘(vid) by Starboytwo(m): 6:49pm On Oct 06, 2024
There is Keke and bike in all black nations.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 11:21pm On Oct 05, 2024
I've always wondered who will score for us if Osimhen no play... Like I don't have any dependable goal getter in the SE.

Iheanacho dey try.
Chukwueze no try at all for goals.
Iwobi, not a goal scorer club and country
Onuachu - only goal I know is Egypt.
S. Moses. (impressive imo) maybe 1 or 2 goals.
Awoniyi. Big name. 1 goal in 7-8 matches.
Aribo.. After Brazil friendly, zero goal.
Ndidi.. Well, not expected to score.
Dessers... ⚽ 🥅 =🙆🙆
Moffi - - 1 or 2 goals.
Sadiq - -😭😭



Ademola Lookman says Hi smileyHe has scored about 6 goals in his last 10 apps for the SE.

Since the beginning of Afcon, he has become a Main Man. It's now if Osimhen no score, Lookman go score.

I hope Boniface can cook ASAP.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 5:37pm On Oct 05, 2024
isan:
Lookman assist
do caf needs to wait for the ceremony before crowning one APOTY?? ...

One guy today for field be like, "ah, it's Caf/Africa they can do ojoro"

There's no ojoro anywhere... There's hardly any one with a better shot than Ademola. Infact, the only ojoro is to crown Boniface.

Another guy mentioned Brahim Diaz. Before I could say anything, one guy asked, who is he??
🤷
RomanceRe: When your GF Says She Wants To Be Celibate. by Starboytwo(m): 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2024
300 G's, you try.

Girls lie tho.

This new girl came over and we playing and getting familiar..

I told her to put it in her mouth.

She said nah, she never done that before, blah blah. Yuck, eww.

After few more minutes, she finally did..

She did such a great job I knew she definitely done it before...

Liar..
RomanceRe: Help , Masturbation Is Killing Me by Starboytwo(m): 11:46am On Oct 03, 2024
Just embrace who you are . Life will be much easier.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 6:57pm On Oct 02, 2024
After Lookman collect his APOTY.

Boniface should get a Look-in too.

All our forward line might be APOTY's
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 1:28pm On Oct 02, 2024
maidaboi:
unfortunately he destroyed his career
what did this guy do gan gan??

Last thing I remembered was Malmo, then, Ibrahimovich etc. Next thing, Jail talk. Like, wetin he do?
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 1:24pm On Oct 02, 2024
Let talk about Tammy Abraham for a minute.
At all at all, he is Nigerian.

Why has the guy regressed so much.
Goals he no dey score, assist, he no dey do?

Wetin com be him work as a player??

To think at one time it was a Tammy vs Osimhen on here.

One is a quintessential no 9 with 5 Goals involvement in 3 games(2 goals 3 assist) + 2 separate goals that was classed as an own goal... In reality, Osimhen should be 4 goals 3 assist...

Our English brother, T. Abraham, although a No 9 himself, but clearly not quintessential enough in his duties. 0 goals and 0 assist so far in over a year is not encouraging.

We hope he buckle up and do something. Las Las, our own is our own.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 8:12pm On Oct 01, 2024
lbrichman2:
Man is a fighter, strong, skillful and has an eye for a pass
Modern midfielder
I still never see this man. Can't wait to see him.

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