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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 11:16am On Oct 12, 2024
charlesemeka85:
the jersey sweet for eye
over sweet dey worry am. That NAIJA inscription is a tactics on its own.
Politics › Re: FG Earns N103.7bn From Cash Transfer Taxation by Starboytwo(m): 9:44am On Oct 12, 2024
SoftBread01:
What exactly do they do with the taxes at the end of the day?
what else apart sharing.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 9:40am On Oct 12, 2024
Haha, thinking about it now, I can only laugh.

I noticed the Libyan keeper started wasting time as early as the 30th minute. In my mind, I was like, na wa oo, ball never even start. Later on, I saw it was a coordinated tactics, more like, let's just get through this first half unscathed.. OK.

Something funny happend in the 2nd half. When the Libyan goalkeeper "died" for about 8 minutes or so. A man who sat in front of me was complaining, they should change their keeper na, surely this guy can't continue, etc. The man shouted when game restarted and same keeper continued. Na now him understand the tactics...

The best part of the game was actually the end part. I could see a smile on the referree face when he blew final whistle at 3 min 54 sec of the 4 minutes Xtra time... I could imagine their conversation..

Libya player 1 - - haa ref, fear Allah. What kind of officiating is this.. (Gesturing with four fingers) only 4 minutes. Kai this is ojoro

Libya player 2 - - haa ref, despite all the time we wasted. Our keeper almost died and we had to resuscitate him, yet you gave 4 minutes added time. You definitely collect money.

Ref - - ori baba yin ti yii. Eyin wahrah gbogbo...
Romance › Re: What Has 2024 Taught You So Far?? by Starboytwo(m): 8:57am On Oct 12, 2024
tuoyoojo:
Buy it now because it would be more expensive tomorrow
This is it.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 8:44am On Oct 12, 2024
Omo, I woke up and still angry and mad at the Libyans. God, I'm so happy we won. If not.

And I've successfully added Libya to my black book, just under South Africa.

While sitting, frustrated, in my low tactical mind, I was wondering how we would penetrate this Libyans. Not like they are particularly good, they not. But they tight as fist. Kilode. No single space. At one time I no see Lookman again. You people should leave Boniface, nothing he fit do that yesterday. Na only Osimhen, maybe Emenike fit try something for that match...

Iwobi should be burying that volley. I saw the replay and wonder why he couldn't bend it well. He had few seconds to execute whatever he gotta do. We can't miss such chances at all at all.

Chukwueze - ok, you can't use right, but you cut to your prefered left and still pass ball to keeper. I was really angry at him. That was the goal we needed gan gan. I can forgive Iwobi, I can't forgive that. You cut to the left, bend it to the far corner. Simple as ABC.

Crosses. Our crosses were damn poor. Libyans were comfortable with us crossing it. Cuz it's all futile, weak, and non threatening.

Bashiru. This guy is our lampard. He has plenty more to score for us. He first Baloon one shot go heaven. But he came through, spare our blushes and gave ve us the goal. Wahrah lawon Libya yen. We thank you...

Libyans- I pray we don't meet them ever again. They should carry their guerilla tactics go front.
Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Starboytwo(m): 7:54pm On Oct 11, 2024
I don't really care about ladies phones and property normally. I like to always let them do their thing. What you don't know can't kill you kinda settings. But now, with this expose, I will change tactics.

True true, rules and regulations suppose dey...
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2024
opes:
Good we scored, I would have been mad with the match officials for adding just 4 minutes, with all the time wasted attending to the goalkeeper when he was injured?
I think the 4 minutes was on purpose to spite the Libyans.

This is the most useless team effort I have seen... I was begging the ref to give the Libyan goal keeper yellow card from first half.

Even the referee was visibly disgusted with their backward tactics...

Initially I was thinking maybe 10 minutes+ for added times. We scored and when I saw 4 minutes, I was really happy for the first time in the match. I was even angry Lookman was running after being substituted, he should have walked like a snail.

Libya is the worst team performance I've seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need Accommodation In Ikeja by Starboytwo(m): 3:06pm On Oct 11, 2024
Hepu keh!
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Power Generation Drops In Second Quarter 2024 by Starboytwo(m): 1:59pm On Oct 11, 2024
Mr Adelabu, which work you collect gan gan
Family › Re: Happy International Day Of The Girl Child. by Starboytwo(m): 1:53pm On Oct 11, 2024
I've never heard that of boys.

Who is looking out for the boy-child.

A boy needs care and protection too.
Autos › Re: Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla's Cyber Cab (photos) by Starboytwo(m): 1:32pm On Oct 11, 2024
So na TV go be steering..

Issokay.
Food › Re: This Plate Of Rice And Beans Is ₦700 In Kaduna (Photo, Video) by Starboytwo(m): 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2024
Don't rejoice yet.

I hear Tinubu never even Bring the cat out of the bag yet... Tip of the iceberg something grin

He coming for all.
Romance › Re: Men Don't Make Promises To A Lady During Sex by Starboytwo(m): 12:29pm On Oct 11, 2024
Why will you even ask me for anything in that settings. Scam.
Business › Re: Court Rejects Binance Executive Gambaryan’s Fresh Bail Application by Starboytwo(m): 12:14pm On Oct 11, 2024
Make dem leave this guy jere.

Yaya Bello dey there.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Soweto Shuts Down Foreign-owned Shops After Kids Die Of Food Poisoning (PICS) by Starboytwo(m):
Black South Africans. Expert in the following


1- Quick gathering. In a flash and in record time, you see Black south Africans gather in their 100's hunting foreigners... How they bundled up so quick and all ready for war baffles observers ... DON'T THEY GOT SOMETHING TO DO AT WORK??

2- Target foreigners. This is a sport among BSA. They have no "Balls" to target the real and most obvious foreigners . A 2nd class citizen on his own ancestral lands will only look to transfer their aggression on poor foreigners.

2- Looting. Watch them loot the whole shops they complained of selling poisoned goods. Comedic cheesy
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 9:39am On Oct 11, 2024
zicky:
the talk weak me. Bradford above Atalanta 🤦‍♂️
Do you know how many people in the world watch a Chelsea match??

And that was the reason I wanted Osimhen in the Epl...

Who go sit down watch Atalanta vs Cómo.

Even Juve, who dey watch them??
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 11:42pm On Oct 10, 2024
As a Super Eagle follower, I'm thankful for

1- Osimhen
2- Lookman
3 - Nwabali
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 11:16pm On Oct 10, 2024
Subzerooo:
Wetin Roma dey play for Europe, get demolished in 3 group stage matches and back to playing Monza, make he stay in England biko
I second this motion. Better England than Roma.
Education › Re: Zuma's Daughter Slammed For Struggling To Speak Zulu, She Blames Apartheid (PIX) by Starboytwo(m): 10:31pm On Oct 10, 2024
This girl life is not safe..

We all know how unstable black south African men behave, they can start some Xenophobic shit in a minute or two.
Politics › Re: Kwara Govt Spends ₦6.5 Billion In 3 Months On "Hotel Renovation" by Starboytwo(m): 10:26pm On Oct 10, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
What did you gain from the former protests?
your moniker makes me remember DurellaMiziyaskiOmoyagbayaskiToogbaskii. grin
Business › Re: Rat Devours Woman’s Savings In Heartbreaking Video by Starboytwo(m):
Rats. I hate them.

The bastard ate my foodstuff in the sack. Scattered my garri/rice/beans into a useless combo of mess. I was wondering what type of devil rat is this?

So I took the tomato paste, Maggi, spag etc and put in my Versace bag(a birthday gift)

I came back from class and found the bag mutilated. The rat ate the top/Zip part sad sad and gain entrance into the bag. I couldn't believe a rat could be so heartless. That bag pain me die, stained all my cloths... There and then, I declared war on all rats.

I caught the bastard or his brother with gum, douse it with kerosene, he seems to understand and squeal, beg, kick, but I kept eye contact, lit a paper and burned the bastard.
Family › Re: How Are Families Coping Under This Government? by Starboytwo(m): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2024
The way I tiringbeku ehn.

I look like diet.
Romance › Re: How Do Guys Cope With Girls With Many Male Friends? by Starboytwo(m): 9:05pm On Oct 10, 2024
bittyend:
Let me give a scenario:

You meet a girl that's like 10/10 in almost every department and she's like the girl of your dream. You're so into each other and though you only met like a couple of weeks ago, it's like you have known each other since you were kids. All in all, it seems like everything is destined to go far. However the only problem is that the girl has too many male friends and she isn't afraid to tell you about them. Also every time she talks about being with someone, it's always different male friends.

As a guy, you know how super attractive the girl is and you know no guy would just want to be around her and not want to have a taste of the forbidden fruit. She's that attractive, sexy, and beautiful. She looks like Nicki Minaj with bigger bo.obs but without the silicon.

It's not official yet but you know she likes you lot. She calls you all time and she's always fond of holding you tight and telling you to touch her, every time you're around her.

So what can be done about the excessive male friends? Should they be ignored? Or is it better to just leave the girl alone and move on to a next thing?
shocked sad
Politics › Re: Kukah Centre Laments Spending On Beer Despite Harsh Economy by Starboytwo(m): 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2024
So beer should be for rich people.


Wetin come remain for poor man. He has been strip bare of all amenities.

Beer.
Pepper soup
Garri
Everything.
Politics › Re: Sell Petrol To Us At Dangote Price Or Return Our Money - IPMAN Tells NNPC by Starboytwo(m): 4:11pm On Oct 10, 2024
Imagine scam inside scam.

They need to open our DNA and study how we do it.

We are one notorious specie.
Politics › Re: Kwara Govt Spends ₦6.5 Billion In 3 Months On "Hotel Renovation" by Starboytwo(m): 4:05pm On Oct 10, 2024
RealDaughter:
Na when the youth free from Tribalism and Religious stupidity we go do that one,No be ordinary protect we need at this stage,Na to dey drag them out of office or house and then light them up for every junction ,e din reach i swear,but when you start that now they will boycott it with Tribal matter and then end up making the youths kill themselves,Let the youth heal first, unfortunately hunger no go still let some people think well
if na by this one you posted, dem don win already. I don't see us youths defeating Tribalism ever.

There's no way we can work together expecially Yoruba/igbos. Absolutely no way... The devide has never been so larrrrge.
Romance › Re: God use POS woman to bless me 94k by Starboytwo(m): 3:55pm On Oct 10, 2024
I congratulations you my brother.

First thing first.

GIVEAWAY!!
Romance › Re: Poll: Suggest What Next We Should Do To Deal With Nigerians After Fuel Hike by Starboytwo(m): 3:51pm On Oct 10, 2024
Ban sport betting.

Bet9ja, sporty, bet king expecially.

Nigerian youth population will get edgy for sure.
Phones › Re: Man Caught Repackaging Uk-used Iphones As New To Sell In Lagos (Photo) by Starboytwo(m): 3:49pm On Oct 10, 2024
I'm surprised you are surprised embarassed

This is a normal procedure na.
Politics › Re: Kwara Govt Spends ₦6.5 Billion In 3 Months On "Hotel Renovation" by Starboytwo(m): 3:41pm On Oct 10, 2024
We need a very big resetting volcanic erupting protest that will shake the foundation of this country...

Until then, we siddon dey look like Mumu.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For My Wife Of 3months Pregnancy To be Rejecting Sex. by Starboytwo(m): 3:37pm On Oct 10, 2024
Omo me I no fit gree oooo...

It's not like the pregnancy will turn twins if I enter again.

Honestly, I will start thinking this babe na bad market...

You too the husband. You nor get work, still give am belle, still Wan Top-up. Wahrah ni eeh.


God will provide a good paying work, I want you to marry that girl and live happily ever after.. We need healthy kids for this our country.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Avoid These 5 Jobs Abroad: Man Advises Fellow Nigerians(photos/video) by Starboytwo(m): 3:25pm On Oct 10, 2024
PrimeWatermark:
Yes, Villa Park is actually Aston Villa's stadium in the UK. So, he's right.
no wonder. Atleast he go dey watch free ball. Who knows, jam footballer.

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