₦airaland Forum

Wrakeim:
when i posted, this was the kinda reply i needed and some good laughs

omo una dey try for that side.

So you can't just walk up to one kannada girl,(remove her earpiece) nd toast her right on the spot. You don dey loose guard your Naija vibe.

Sing to her, tell her you are the cockroach in my comboard etc.

Guy, you are a Naija guy. Represent na.

Oh, how is the Cana LOUD over there? You fit waybill some??

I need more killings from that side.

I watched Al Jazeera the other day and dem still plenty for street.

I need more attacks on both sides. Let the blood flow.

Mcslize:
Train yourself just like me, you won't feel the need for sex. I don't masturbate, and I can stay without feeling the need for intercourse of any kind.

Right now I am sexually pure. I can't believe my eyes that I can attain such feats. But here I am. Not even Ishilove can lure me with her tiny waist and flat bóobs.

I am proud of myself that no lady can use knackanaki to make yanga for me.

Staying away from séx has made me to become more appealing to women. Go and verify what I just said. It's a pure fact.

Even this Ishilove wey dey talk any how can't withstand my allure if she sees me facially.

I want to even try 1month but always fail this exam. He nor easy.

1 day after abstaining for just 2 week, I just cough lasan, na sperm Comot.

It's not news to me.

I will always get my due by gentleman or war.

Abo ti mad.

If my own na 10k you must give me.

If your own na 20k I must give you.

Simple as ABC. Unless you want Gaza.

OMEGA009:
Integrity will make you walk with Kings. Reminds me of an Igbo tycoon who started out hustling for the son of late Gen Abacha who died in the plane crash. After the deal went through, the Igbo man, even when he knew that the boy had died before the fruition of the business, took his share and gave it to Abacha in accordance to Islamic teachings. Abacha was so impressed by his honesty that he started using him as his own proxy and that is how the man became a multi million dollar tycoon to this day.

na only igbo man get integrity na.

Hmmm. Okunrin

Fear man too.

Na X and O.

grandstar:
Yes they are.

They are the most un-igbo of Igbos.

Yes you are right. And they love Yoruba boy swag.

Im a proud Ebonyian in-law.

Blessing-- Ezza.
Mercy-- Ikwo.
Favour - ohaozara.
Chineye - Afikpo.

May God continue dey help me make I continue dey help them.

Zealoy:
that's exactly wat am saying someone staying in the UK legally for 20yrs no fit raise money come back, my kid have been in the UK barely 2yrs have gone to spain and other European countries for vacation, someone that didnt pay upto 30% of tuition fees from Nigeria, d £25k he paid for tuition is money he made working in the UK barely 2yr, excluding feeding n huz rent etc

Abeg answer that guy question above. Pls, if you are not blindly lying to us, how did he manage to pay that 25k in 2 years??

Wayray dey lie, you think say na mumu dey nairalamd.

Neckpresser101:
it's still a shit hole! just a manageable one

Lagos isn't built by SW people alone so you people don't have right to take COMPLETE credit about it's viability it was capital from 1914-1991 that's a whooping 77 years! If you doubt the influence of what FCT does go and check Abuja before 1991

if we talk about SE we talk about the largest market in west Africa in Anambra

Huge industrial hub in Abia with another large market Ariaria market one of the largest in Nigeria

The Real estate hub of Nigeria Enugu and it's beautiful cold mountainous terrain

Imo is the educational hub of Nigeria and 4th largest economy in Nigeria

the fact two SE states sits above your O-states shows how viable their economy is


Again apart from Lagos which To fair everyone built SW is one poor region no cap

if we are to account for the states that have Igbos in them it will be bloody

so if everybody go their way, where Lagos go join? East, west, north??

These people no get 1 single sense.

Neckpresser101:
garbage 🗑️


SE is by far the richest region

SE dominates the rich and mid class of Nigeria

SE are the most literated

SE has the lowest amount of out of school children

SE is the most urbanized region in Nigeria


keep living in denial

minus Lagos SW is a sh!thole

Plus Lagos nko?

Who go gree born for this one in the first place??


Anyway, hoe or not, DNA is a Must in these current times.

Things have changed.

ValCon888:
The fact that everyone was invited doesn't mean these jobs aren't targeted at a specific people.

No self-respecting citizen of a first world country will apply for these jobs. You lack the ability to reason critically.

I always shake my head when I see some comments.

True true, some people are slaves.

So I will leave naija, go Japan to be bus driver. To what end??

Hahaha. This place still dey??

I hope say begging don reduce

We don't pay for sex.

You are lucky if you manage to fuc.K me. Yeah, I'm like that.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Life expectancy in Nigeria is 53.89 years

Life expectancy in Britain is 80.79 years

Foolishness

how old be your Papa? If he Don die, what age??

Let's work with that

kaludestiny10:
Abeg I will prefer to be in UK and be miserable to staying in Nigeria and be rejoicing in the mist of suffering.

do visa, sell property, enter plane and Goodluck in your care work or some job you'd rather die than do here in Naija.

Bye.

Who UK epp?

Na when you bomb some client and observe for yourself you go understand the level.

Should have safely digested in your belly by now.

How'd it taste?

Then Africans are more stupid than we thought.

If everything you wrote up there is true, then direct your anguish on mumu Niger and not France. Remember, they didnt force them at gunpoint to sell cheaper.

If you are stupid and helpless, then die.

How can you date figure 8 looking Nicki Minaj when you are a lowly dish washer at a restaurant. Or a damn care worker cleaning old white sheet. Or some dumb as.s despicable liability work.

Soapy fall on you.

wow, congrats.

Her rare is type

No CCTV for the premises?

Reminderz:
most women are poor in bed as well... but do you know why they left it to you guys to keep doing all the work? because they know that most of you are weak and easy to manipulate and will do anything to satisfy them!

who patronises drugs assumed to increase sexual libido? men!

who consumes different various substances just to satisfy a hoe? men!

who go extra mile just to have sex? men!

who does the most stupid things in the name of sex or love? still men!

so tell me why they should bother worry about their sexual performance when men have already sworn to be a slave for them?

just a simple statement like "your dick is small" or "you're a two minutes man" will send these weak men into a state of depression because they know if they can hurt your ego this way, you would seek to redeem yourself by proving to be what you're not... in summary, most men are foolish and naive when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex...

Chai. Truer words have never bee spoken.

otipoju:
As them advertise this crypto reach come misidentified, I no even bother to know anything about am. If it's not hard currency wey I know sey dey come from bank to bank....I no dey interested.

Wetin concern me with Shiba

too bad for you. Crypto is the future.

Crypto is the future of money.

No time to message or reply anybody.

Someone opined above, na person/people wey never see $100 you go try control.

Zero joy mother in law.

Real vibez

Percival9:
Honda EOD
PEUGEOT 206,307 (MASSIVE FUEL ECONOMY)
CAMRY PENCIL LIGHT


All these arent up to 2M nigerian used

. Is Honda EOD a good go.

New owner, new driver. So help me God.

Tales by moonlight or not. All should learn.

I dont expect people both male and female to come through for me.

If you do, good. If you dont, I'd just wait it out. Time clear things.

When I ball, I ball. When I don't ball, I sitdown somewhere and observe.