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I don't have a source. This thread is my only source. Infact, anytime I brag offline, it's because I've seen the story here. You guys gan gan are the main source. Tuale for una.

I believe osimhen will go to chelsea. I want him to go there. Not like I care about Chelsea, but I want him to come to England, where it's happening gan gan. APOTY should be dragging with Halland. They don't value him much over In Italy.

Osimhen to score 30 Epl Goals if he lands. I'm so confident.

Davido can buy it or other rich people.

Write well na so that people go fit read.

Space, punctuations, paragraphs are very important if the write up is long like snake.

I read am reach where your ex girlfriend born for you and the pikin die, so I know say na fake story. Still, write well next time.

Na go fund me I wan do.

I need money gaannnn

tojahh:
Keep playing.

You gon luern.

role model.

Starboytwo:
👍

👍

Na basketball man city dey play??

charlesemeka85:
Samu Omorodion joins Portuguese giants FC Porto frm Spanish side Atletico Madrid

sensible move for this boy.

If I be him family member, I will send him WhatsApp message make he no go chelsea.

Only Osihmen fit go that Chelsea as a striker and shine.

How I'm I sharing same country with this folks.

👍

I sabi all my jeans, NOTHING dey inside.

If una want peace of mind. Just Comot mind for this refinery, or na real heartache you dey use play.

Infact, I'm starting to see the refinery as one big ass. Massive scam.

Sept will move to November, who wan bet.

donbrowser:
I'm damn serious. Dm me on WhatsApp. I will guide you for free on how to open the UK account

sent you a mail boss. Thanks.

donbrowser:
I feel really sad when I see stuffs like this.
I have 3 tiktok accounts that pay me 100-200 usd monthly on bad months

One account is on Politics
One account is on religion and the last account is on Japa.

You don't need much. Just create a UK tiktok account and posts videos that are against Tinubu's government. You will get 10k followers within 2 weeks and be making roughly 20-100 usd weekly.

Get contents from FB, YouTube, Nairaland and Twitter to post on tiktok against Tinubu. The rest will be history.

Bro, are you serious about this? I'd give it a try ASAP? I'm serious.

The only "plot" I'm plotting today is how I go take see food chop.

Any other plot is not my plotment.

Na this kain things Muslims like.

Dem show the "kiss" almost like 200 times inside the video.

I put the blame squarely on the husband.

You mean you are there and a lady is doing this to a child. Weather maid or not, irrespective of the offence. You suppose come through for the child.

Mummy Gabriel will never allow any human to draw just one of those line on Gabriel's back. That I'm sure of.

If I'm president, this kain thing na tit/tat. I'd just call Dss to design this exact drawing on their body. Same design to the T

And people like my friend are quick to throw Naija under the bus in any argument. E. G, common Togo and ghana is better than Nigeria. They have light etc.

I must show him this headline.

Starboytwo:
Make person use this one chop tomorrow /today.

👍

Make person use this one chop tomorrow /today.

Senior man, pls send my sincere heartfelt appreciation to Tinubu.

I've magically stopped smoking (Hallelujah)

Before I've tried to embark on this mission but always relapse. Even if I no buy, I go see sure boy wey go pass me Cana.

Where I wan see 12k buy Cana + backi?

On Sunday I enter school(zanga) everywhere be like church. Nobody dey smoke Cana again.

Tinubu ti liquidate everybody. Gbogbo wa ti wa Tinubulated...

Dem still get money thats why.

Omo, people still dey buy games and subscribe?

I remember 2016, kosovo and Macedonian guys chop my 50 Euro.
Scam me still edit game wey lost as won. Na then I get sense.

Seems like the business still dey go.

Una well done.

chccho:
If Dangote refinery starts working it will ease this stress a great deal but at how much will he be selling?? Wilk he sell below/above the market price?
There's alot of mysteries in this Nigerian govt and the cabals.
Thoss cabals dont want any refinery in Nigeria to function and they will do anything to make it so

Abeg, which year dangote refinery go start working? Cuz I'm definitely sure it won't work this year. Make we no dey give ourselves hope.

Vyzz:
Let me educate all of you there...



A laptop can't be sweet because you don't eat it, so there's nothing like a sweet laptop for sale

let me educate you gan gan.

I've seen a cake laptop that was sweet.

The girl sell lapi so her cake was like lapi. You get.

Namaster:
According to people in the know, Japanese people are some of the MOST racist people on earth.

They will be racist to you. But they would do it POLITELY.

Go to Japan as a black man and you may NEVER get a Japanese girl to even look at you.

Asian women ONLY have the hots for white men.

i'm a natural racist to anything that's not black.

Omo people dey vex for that side ooo...

If dem post me go that side as police, na to resign ooo.

Endangered specie things.

Streetdoctor:
Agbado no do u again?
Ronu no pay again?
En no dey favour u again?
U no wan give useless tinubu more time again?

agbado no do ooo my brother, ronu no pay ooo, and he no favour me.
I just want Nigeria to be great and it's populace enjoy. My people have been really stretched thin, while senate and reps dey
Collect 29 million monthly.

Yam keh.

Na only God take know as I dey eat self.

I dey my nigga side, we go chop wanke rice in the morning.

Afternoon, we enter restaurant go chop better Eba and vegetable with meat and fish. (I heave a sigh of alhamdullilahi... I'm okay by God's grace)

Evening, we dey gist, Bread and beans combo people dey pass, he called them, say make we chop... I look at him suspiciously, I told him I'm okay for the one I chop today alone.

Im shy to eat 3 times in a day... You buy for me for morning, you buy for me for afternoon, still wan buy for evening... Thank you I'm okay... (I'm honestly OK)

Most or all are nothing but thieves...

I'm inpressed.

I'm inspired.

Henceforth, I want to dey solve people's problem and provide value... I guess na money go dey find me afterwards...

Issue be say, which problem una need make I solve. I'm ready like this...

Qoute me with your problem now now.