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allanphash7:
11. When you eat in a canteen in your dream and you don't have money to pay people around may beat you to death




Moral lesson - always put money in your pocket when you about to sleep


Lobatan

Caring0:
Lmao just to monitor the activities of you Nigerians.

mknigeriagreat:
We need CCTVs on our streets God knows. Imagine a control room where they are watching every pedestrians on their screens and the moment you do something criminal like this, they alert the next police vehicle around there with your pictures. Even if they can't arrest them immediately, their pictures should be shared with price tag on who can lead police to them. Fines and bail money realized from all these can be used to manage the system and pay the staff and even who knows might be a means of generating funds for the government.

PearlStreet:
With this sitting arrangement, you can't use 442 or Ecowas formation. Na Firing squad, wireless and skyhigh formations una go use.

Since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching.

emeijeh:
Happy birthday to the boss.
Though we don't know much about you, we appreciate you for bringing us together here.
This forum has affected lives, all thanks to you.

To all other Nairalanders celebrating today, we wish you a memorable birthday as well.

Long live Nairaland.
God bless you all.