idris4eva:
your cousin ke

Bros

Oga I don't live on lies.. Thank you

Afobear:
your cousin or boloda no go see this team ...I will ensure that he-goat

Buy casket and be preparing for burial because it means your death is at the corner.. His God pass you and your family... Na shameful death dey await you. Bad belle

Maniche44:
Happy for simy nwankwo, that guy is in form of his life in italy, i av been following him

Bro no be now.. From Portuguese second division he won their top goal scorer for the season before going to Italy.. They wan use tribalism keep my cousin for bench but God pass them.. We pray he makes the final list

idris4eva:
I hope simy(nwankwo Simeon) makes the final list

The rest are just the same set of people


Ajiboye, omerua will be dropped

Simmy will make it oh!!.. Am so happy for him. He has gotten the recognition he deserves. I can't wait. My Cousin is good

dangwarmai:

How can you generalize an insult to the whole SARS?

You understand that hate speech as to on the basis of attributes such as race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation, disability, or gender.. So bro maybe you need to use another word besides I narrowed it down to one IFEH guy.. Anyway its because you have never had an experience with them for committing nothing. That's just my pain

dangwarmai:
HATE SPEECH.

BRO YOU SAID HATE SPEECH... HOW

Right now I am so angry eh right now two of my friends are in ENT hospital department for no reason.. My friends and I experienced why people call them(FSARS/SARS) theives..

Yesterday(28/03/2018) my neighbour who is also a friend asked me to help him share flyers for an Easter event the eldest sister is hosting for children in festac but he will also call two other of his friends to help. So after the sharing of flyers we now went to greet a friend who called us and we happened to me in his area around Cele. After seeing him as we were going home. We got stuck in traffic but beside our car which is own by my friends mum, a brown SUV was directly beside us with four huge men on muftis looking at us. My friend was like this one this men are looking at us are you sure they no be kidnappers(jokingly). When we go to the cele bus stop there was a fuel station there (conoil). We decided to stop there and they followed us and blocked us but as they were coming down from the suv they started wearing a jacket with FSARS 039 written on it that was when we knew you they were.
When they stopped us they took our phones and ID cards. Two people among us are Corp members serving in Lagos. Two provided their NYSC ID cards and one was also on his cap. They seized it and took us to the a building being renovated and they said is FSARS Annex sanya.

When we got their there, they started searching is and the car. They did not see anything apart from the flyers. They checked the guy driving us for his driver's license and they found out it was valid but they said we stole the car or that we are into internet fraud to have been able to buy a car (toyota camry 2015 model) unknown to them that it belonged to my friend's mum.. So when they brought out the papers and saw that the surname ot the owner and the guy driving us matched they started asking for the owner before we told them.. But as this was going on they were seriously beating us with all kind of things they laid their hands on.
When it was time to check our phones.. They log in on our emails, text messages, pics, videos and Whatsapp but did they see anything..They now said we are cultist what do we do for a living and that we should remove our cloths so that they see our bodies but because nne of us had any tatoo or mark they started beating us again.. This time they now started saying we knocked a woman at cele bus stop and that they(FSARS) rushed the woman to the hospital. When we tried telling them we didn't do such they continued beating us asking us are we the ones that will tell them what we did. When of us asked we want to see the woman four of them started slapping him. That he still have mouth to talk.

When it was time to make statement they especially the one called IFEH that is a little light skinned with brown beard was dictating the statement we were going to write but we refused they started beating us telling us if we don't that at night they will take us to the theater at night as specimen. Then later one allowed us to call our people. Then we called the lady that we were helping to share flyers.

When she came and she told that she is a journalist and works with ThisDay newspaper. But before she told them they demanded 500k for each of us that is 2million naira. When she was asking why.. They told her that we made them knock down a woman and they rushed her to hospital. When she demanded see our statements and saw a different thing all together. She now asked how were they able to take the woman to hospital and at the same time pursue is at the express road to catch us and that she wants to see the woman to know her bills they refused saying they will be the one to pay the woman by themselves that we should just drop her hospital bill. And that our bail fee of 2Million naira. That the money should be transferred to a personal account of one of them. Immediately she told them that she is a journalist. They started changing the whole story that she should now pay 10k for each person. They money was even transferred to one of them personal account.
That was how we got arrested and released for nothing just because we are young boys..

I don't know why Lagos FSARS/SARS thinks every young guy out there is either a cultist or into internet fraud.. The most annoying part of it is that they accuse you and beat you to write what they want. My friend's parents are not taking it lightly but from my own point to view I want to share this story to reach anywhere possible so that people will know the kind of nonsense this FSARS/SARS.. Is bail money ever paid into a personal account??

Am so angry right now

Please Seun, Lala take to front page. Thank you

Which will be their job descriptions??

wwwtortoise:
Kids bragging.

While you boast of a loaf, remember someone somewhere owns a bakery.

#fact

And SOOOOO??..... Did you even know what the person said to him??... Besides OBO said the fact about his music so I don't see anything bragging about it

Durchmann:
Hey guys!
Who remembers this Indian blockbuster movie we called "Snake Girl" in the late 80s? This used to be one of the horror movies of our time.
I won't forget a nightmare I had the night after I saw the movie for the first time. � Let's not go there.

Unfortunately, the iconic Sridevi who acted as "Snake Girl" was found dead in her hotel room bathtub on the 24th of February 2018. She was just 54. She was a Bollywood legend indeed.


2nd photo shows Sridevi with her two daughters in 2012.

RIP Sridevi!
RIP Snake Girl!!

Read more... https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/26/asia/sridevi-drowning-intl/index.html

RIP SRIDEVI
OMO THIS MOVIE EH.. I WATCHED IT IN EARLY 90's AND IT GAVE ME THE HORROR OF MY LIFE.. LIKE EVER SINCE THEN TILL NOW AM SO FUCKING SCARED OF SNAKES... IF YOU ARE WITH ME AND YOU ARE A GIRL. ONCE WE SEE A SNAKE � EVEN IF NA LITTLE ONE YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. NA ME GO RUN FIRST

RexEmmyGee:

The plain fact is that all schools give out script to other students to mark. Mainly PG marking UG script

In Med School is round table marking...

RexEmmyGee:
Those things should be on their heads, don't you think. Except they give it out for someone to mark

I DON'T KNOW THE SCHOOL YOU WENT TO BUT WHERE I SCHOOLED STUDENTS DON'T MARK YOUR SCRIPTS.. LECTURERS DO...#FACT

RexEmmyGee:
Your opinions are needed

YES THEY SHOULD... IT SERVES AS A GUIDELINE WHILE MARKING.... THERE THINGS A LECTURER DEMANDS FROM YOU IN EACH QUESTION

Shukusheka:


Cure your ignorance


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.goal.com/en-kw/amp/news/hazard-dybala-neymar-airtel-10x-champions-league-most/dy1j2k6we0p51x5bpyfo9prjz

HAZARD NA AVERAGE PLAYER.. OUR RATED!!!!

youngbelieve:
So here's de question guys,,,is it wrong to date ur ex 's brother!??

Am currently in a bit of that situation here...broke up with my ex recently, buh lately I've been really close with his brother. The guy was depressed cos he recently broke up with his girlfriend ,he tried pushing everybody away from him but somehow i managed to get him to open up to me. We've really gotten alot closer than I expected nd he's no longer depressed.

Last week while we were talking, he was like 'can u date me'?? He said it jokingly, buh I felt he was been serious... He's a nice guy nd all that,buh I jus can't see myself dating him,its awkward!
So guys, I tried bringing it here to view y'all suggestions nd opinions about it.

BOTH OF YOU WILL JUST BE A REBOUND TO EACH OTHER

tee59:
U quickly gave bribe, so u will quickly take am too if opportunity arrives.You are not living with examples one can emulate.

Lolz ... Madam I just have one question for you.. DO YOU DRIVE.. I doubt it.. If not first of all he committed an offence to have parked on a NO PARKING � AREA... If he didn't do that he will end up paying more at the station...

AnodaIT:
She is taking after her uncle

.. Oga abeg this is serious.. Stop making jokes out of it ... If I did watch porn eh??.... Am I not up to 18 yrs?.. And why will I even watch before her.. Smh

linearity:


There are many way to block it, you have to pick one that best for your situation.

1. Browsers have parental control settings, the draw back with this is, they can undo the changes.

2. There are a thousand and one free parental control apps that you can download. Some come with mechanism to prevent tempering from non authorized individuals.

3. You can also use DNS, this option is suitable if you control how they get on the internet e.g. through a WIFI, Access Point, Router, etc or you can edit the IP details of the device enter your desired DNS server that will enforce parental control...for this method, look into ‘opendns’.

Lolzz.. Thanks man but all you just said is sounding"gbom gbom" in my hear... Am not really that technology inclined.. If I have any difficulty I will get back to you.. Thanks

anibirelawal:
END TIME PIKIN .

Bro.. Na my cousin not end time pikin.. I just need the best way to correct her and stop her from further involvement

linearity:
First, why not clean the device history and block access to porn?

Also report them to their mum.

Bro pls how do I block it, I don't know how to do it .. Can we talk on WhatsApp so that you give me steps or post it here for me.. Thank you very much

amani63:
simply say is you and stop accusing your innocent cousin

If I insult you now.. Fish head I am talking about serious something you are just there saying stupid stuffs.

If I watch porn.. It's not a big deal because am above 18 and secondly who wont beat me for doing so... So what do I stand to gain by saying am the one when am not.. Maybe your inheritance .. Abeg clear road pervert spotted

raphafire:
Why did they buy a tablet for her in the first place...she's just 10 for God sake....if she must use a phone buy her Nokia touch light...

Their school recommended it and made it compulsory for ICT class.. Bro its not funny.. No wonder she talks some weird things in the house about boyfriend... There was a time I actually called to ask her what does she know about boyfriend. She now said to me that particular boy that you love.. I was like I am aware of one particular kind of love and that's the one in the bible... She laughed and told me that I wont understand that kind of love... This was mid last year wen she was in primary five

Good day Nairalanders... Abeg abeg!!!.. How do tackle this??.... Which kind of thing is this one??... I don't even know if beating will help??... And better advise abeg.. I need am

This afternoon I wanted to use her tablet to browse so I was about typing www....... Next thing was other sites on the history started popping up and I saw www.xvideos.com .... I said lemme now go to her browsing history and I now saw "Histories of already watched ones"....


Like I dunno whether to talk to her and her friend or beat am... But I don't really want to beat her...

Am sincerely confused on what to do

bobydo:

If in Lagos I would be glad to connect with him.

Yes... In festac

bobydo:
Nl is Doberman going Extinct. I have a female Doberman very agile and fearless but obedient. I have not seen any owner online post the pictures. Am I alone?

My neighbour owns a male Doberman.. He uses it for stud purposes

Ekiseme:
Before nko? Fixed wetin? Why dem no play am themselves

Lolzz... Abi!!?.... Sell their properties and parent's then carry all the money play am nah..

LEGEND7466:


Wtf?!

So I actually grew up not seeing reason people celebrate it... The worst part of it was that February 14th is her birthday.. Lemme not even talk about it because anytime I remember it.. Smh

COMPANY NAME:

MEKATRICE DIAGNOSTIC SERVICES

ADDRESS:

HOUSE 39, 52 ROAD FESTAC TOWN, LAGOS

CONTACT:

08062145552

08063397193

Mine was in 2003, then I was still little. That fateful day we were playing videogame in the parlour. I have a cousin that schooled abroad whenever she returns to Nigeria she stays with us. That faithful valentines day she went to go and visit the boyfriend and surprise him. Only to get there and she saw him having sex with another girl.. She came back to the house she didn't even talk to anyone.. Went to her room and committed suicide.. Like she hung herself .... That's my worst valentine story

Fesomu:
A lot of our youths don't even understand what it takes to veto a law. Them just dey shout lawmakers go vet am.. illiterates

Guy you are MEAN eh!!

EternalTruths:


Nairaland members should learn to ignore people like this one I just quoted.

Some people's education need to be investigated and their certificates withdrawn.

That's if the person is even educated