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ochongonoko: Lol. That meeting would have happened if SOM had a thing for fork addict. She's fond of him, calls him FURK. They understand each other but she doesn't have a thing for him. Trust me . Toyintomato really liked SOM*sniffs* . Even when SOM friendzoned him on the this thread and the T or D thread, the nigga stuck to his guns and declare his love for SOM, too bad SOM had 'REINCARN-ZONE' his àss again . Maybe SOM finds him too short(dwarf-like ), or not SHARP .*snifs*. I think toyin should be given award for the SERIAL OCONGED of the year, ochonged for the past 3months but the nigga no wan learn .. No mind SOM and her 'height' judgement, she's looking for a reason to reincarnate you

Okay, intimidation we condone not ( a line in our alma mata's anthem, toyin do you copy )... Leave toyin alone biko.. All of you can not be the same. Toyin isn't the flirty\talkative type, leave my cool bro alone..

jovialjov: Oh Goddammit,you trolls!!!!

Lwkmd... You guys have unleashed the comedian in jovial...

King Rein: StateOfMind? LWKMD! Well isn't this something when I first joined, I called her a dude as well...but only once

Yup, the feza argument... I corrected you immediately..

King Rein: Hmmm @ the bolded: I could have sworn that meeting was for something else. I wonder why StateOfMind didn't like Toyin tho. I wanted them at some point...before I did enough digging on Spade. I knew Toyin was fond of her. What a pity. These girls...too judgemental. That's how StateOfMind called me short one day for reasons unknown...just concluded that I was 5"4 can u imagine

But the one i'd have loved to see was Daniel and THE AMAKA. Chei . I miss that chic mahn

E ma gba mi ke? You wanted them? Lmao..who you be?... Toyin wasn't active till after bba na, so I didn't even really know him and I found him rigid and a bit uptight in the early days. And to think he was also a cleo fan and he didn't speak out during the show

I still believe you are short. Only a short man can lean conveniently on that car without difficulty. You should be thankful your afro added an inch to your height.

No funny ideas, I personally sent furk a mail (with my very first handle on nl which has been deactivated) cos I liked his posts on the bba thread during karen's time. We got talking for months and we were supposed to meet for the first time, but me being me, I just withdrew.. And him being him too, he didn't even bother me, lol..

But he's very cool and way different from nl fork.

Nb- there was no pm on nl then, got his mail on his profile.

jovialjov: Ahaa! That reminds me of something!!




I have a confession to make*hides face*







I actually had a crush in the initial time...and it was a 'she'! Ok,stateofmind to be precise. Lol,I never knew she was a she until forkaddict corrected someone that also mistook her as a he.
But,you can hardly tell her gender then maybe because of the way she was liking on the girls assets

Lmao..now this is hilarious. So many people assumed I was male till I started correcting them, even furk initially.. outside this thread, many assume I'm male(except when I put on my 'feminism' jacket) and I really don't mind. I intentionally did not put my gender cos I want to be addressed as poster and not because I'm female.

ochongonoko: SOM is cunny, but even with RatPoison, we go 'handle' her

Kwaaa.. You don't wanna go there, you know spade can single-handedly murder all of you. All I need to do is to quote him and laugh my ass out.

ochongonoko: WTF?!!. First class?. No wonder!!. That's the reason right there. And you're right about the 'sharp' guys. I think SOM has a thing for sharp confident guys .

SOM is fond of you and even admited it on the * * * ***** , but I know she will deny it while still listening your VN every night before she sleeps . Girls will always deny . As per fork addict, she likes him as a friend, nothing else. The 'meeting' was purely on biz ground. This source is legit

Yes...first class..choke on it .. How did reinc know about this sef? From me mentioning it on this thread or has he been stalking his so called enemy?

Biz ground? Legit source? This one pass sahara reporters oo.

And Yeah, I'm fond of reinc na, most of us are, he's such a trip.

jovialjov: Lmao,Both of you are something else!!
SOM go handle una tomorrow(can't wait)

Lol.. You dey mind them? I get their time till 11am today.. After which I'd disappear but when they come back with their lame posts, pls stand in for me . Let no one accuse me of hiding under guest mode cos I'll surely come back.

King Rein: Yekpa!! This StateOfMind is wicked oh. Chaiii.

LWKMD!!! @ the bolded. My brother, I saw that she wrote about him too. I was thinking she was referring to Spade all along till she told me it was Sholay. Sholay?? Haba I was shocketed. But on the other hand, I don't really blame her. He is a smart man. Didn't he graduate with first class or something like that . StateOfMind likes sharp guys hence her thing for Spade...and also MOI . Sidenote: I bet she plays my vn all day (watch how she lies and says she deleted it or didn't even save it). I also thought she might have had a thing for fork addict...afterall they were supposed to meet sometime back but it never fell through. Wonder why

Lol..I played your VN twice that night, same with jekyl, tahb and joviallov..

Last night, I replayed jovilalov's and wanted to replay yours but I just couldn't find it, and then I gave up. But I did save it.

Thank God you also admit my men are smart, but pls count your self out,,

As for fork, I was never against him on the thread, I see beyond what favourites people have, I love intelligent and articulate posts even if you support the dumbest housemate. That one na preference. Just type something smart and readable. So yes, I liked him and did not like how people were quick to attack his person because I 'knew' him to an extent outside nl. I found it amusing sometimes though, especially when some called him jobless and frustrated..

And yeah, we were supposed to meet butiiiii, I bailed out. I think iw as in 400lev then .

ochongonoko: I swear down!!. I shít you not. I was like ' is SOM the friend-zone' virus? . The. Mellishan warlord dey scream SOM SOM SOM, but SOM ochonged him fast and acted like he doesn't exist.


I swear, I now believe that love is blind. That peasant fowl that worships dellish?. I mean how did he break SOM's shell back then?. Even SOM wrote about him in her ***** . Screaming Dillish up and down, I'm glad RatPoison took care of him.

Ochon! You are referring to either of these threads : his short movie thread or the chatroom, and on both ocassions, I responded..

And no, he wasn't worshipping dillish, he was a fan. Would you say safari \danny\ modella\ njokus were worshipping melvin and reinc worshipping maria? Some people were rerally passionate about their fav, he happened to be on of them but cos you people didn't like dillish, you transferred the dislike to him.

King Rein: Are you serious? She Ochonged his asss?? Dang!!! I was thinking it was the other way around. But please, tell me something. What did StateOfMind see in that peasantry fowl that argued Dillish...Dillish day and night from day 1 to day 91? I was shocked that that was her e-crush. Sholay used to annoy me mahn . Person no fit gree hear word when it came to Dillish. Suegbe

Stop hating on my man ... And what part of fond of him and not e-crush don't you understand. Suegbe master..

Forget whatever he stood for during bba,that's his personal choice, he's intelligent and articulate too, plus he's so fine. *drools* .

You used to annoy me too with how passionate and emotional you were all through. Infact way more irrational than sholay. Reason some of us thought you were female. I always avoided you cos I couldn't stand your drama *phew*...

But look on the bright side, we are now FWKB ...

King Rein: Didn't Sholay friendzone her asss as well

No he didn't , im always his ruby

ochongonoko: Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear, you summed it up well with the embolden . Even SOM's noticed he's pained. Lwkmd. His post was like one yaba left escapee convulsing while trying to access the internet. Typing bunch of gibberish rants . Jeykyll and hyde diss tirid than him . I guess I went too far cos he said I shouldn't have 'distorted' his name by calling him a 'despot' . I thought it was all jokes, didn't mean to go that far, so I'll stick with toyintomato.

Sharap dia... He already said he used his real names as his handle , if he doesn't like them being joked with, respect my senior.

ochongonoko: LOL. Mehn, SOM keeps eluding the bad part of my 'recap'. Why? . I wanna nail her but she dey cunny walayi. I need something more to put her in my recap

Lol...I'm bad like that



And did REINCARNATED say he friend zoned me? After crying for days with his maria moniker claiming I was always ignoring and avoiding you, I finally gave him that attention and he enjoyed flirting with me till I FWKB-zoned his black arssss...

*increases pace*

King Rein: LMAO!

Mehn the problem with this thread is that people don't like to be innovative to make it fun. Nobody wants to step up to the plate and say something. I was happy when u said caruj was you, I won't lie cuz oh boy...I don dey miss your breaklight for this thread. Everyday, it was just me bringing up discussions but then u came up with the whole newspaper stuff and honestly, I was happy. That Kslib go jus dey dull dey cry network. Toyin...that one, I no know. Njokusboy na to argue for Melvin only, Spade na to scatter Mellish/ drop one post for StateOfMind...Walahi, e be like say that guy na our father for this thread . Daniel, na to just write oluwa is involve and dissappear. Dre, that one na another story.The thing dey pain me sometimes I swear.

Lmao @ daniel and dre's...you so sick..

You shouldn't be pained about spade dropping one post for me na.. Badu belle...

ochongonoko: But wait o, HOW come the ladies are left out of my 'aproko' recap especially SOM . Somebody friend-zone her àss and give me something to talk about

Lmao..I've always thought of this too, like why not pounce on a girl who has been sister-zoned. But there isn't , because you guys are booty lickers like that, you wouldn't want to do that to any babe...

Plus, it will take a lady with a huge (and even extreme) sense of humour to take the jabs lightly the way you guys do when your names are being mentioned.

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Thought as much. Alright, dear, 2mao it is. [/color]

In our faces yeah

ella.b:
Oh yes..will DM u 2mao

Lady of few words

Kslib: Pls cat-walk you way back there and read again. Or better still, you can twerk --- I think that'll be faster! I hope you aint wearing high heels this time around cos you might twist an ankle!


I guess its that time of the month---- you dey on your period? I used red fonts just to symbolize the blood oozing from your womanliness and show you that i am sorry and didnt know your time was due. What are friends for if we cant understand each-other!!

Pls dont blow me a kiss!!

Sorry reinc sweerie, I just couldn't resist the laughter... You just got roasted.. .

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Hehe. Subtle and direct dissing everywhere. If Ochon show face this night ehn, we go enter vigil on top ein bald head. [/color]

Hyde!! You really want to be the only one left with a yellow arss on this thread, this one that you are seriously rooting for ochon's arss frying tonight..

Idowuogbo: SOM, as una dey tok am hia, u catching fun nothing serious.... Make me sef follow una way. I'm catching fun....

Wagbayi...

Psychedelia: Kai! How did you know? - Did you like them too?
I stopped following 24 after the disaster that was Season 6. Didn't even bother checking back again. That's right - not even Lord Bauer could rekindle my interest.

Uggghhh! I'm already constipated from the little I've read about Devious Maids from you, and it sure looks like the type of show I'd do my best to avoid
Surprisingly, a shiitty show I've found myself addicted to is Naruto - To my greatest shock, it's actually a decent show.

I do have to admit, there are certain romantic movies I enjoy

Yeah, I liked the characters and a couple of others too.. too many to mention or remember sef. And I'm still following 24 o..patiently waiting for season 9. I think its my best series ever cos I never get tired of re-watching it.

My neighbours back then in school tried so hard to convince and even force me to watch naruto..I just couldn't be arsed to watch it.

Figured you wouldn't like devious maids, but to say my summary constipated you.. Mean for days...

Idowuogbo: Which talent? It af not do kankan,we just getting started. Me prostistute? He must hia am! Blawwwdy riff raff

Idowu, e don do na.. Haba..,

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lmfao. Alright, that was deadly. [/color]

As in..these guys are just killing me tonight..

Psychedelia: Don't count too much on it. Ochongonoko the court jester got stripped and horsewhipped butt nakkked in the market square today.

He really tried to project his weak ego and overall lack of game on me, but it blew up his face. Today, disgrace has become his bonk mate.

So, let us cheer him on as he watches from his executive office, as president-elect of the Federal Republic of the Friendzone.

This is just wicked...I don't know which statement to put in bold cos every line is hilarious..

"Today, diagrace has become his bonk mate"----lmao.!!

Spade, e don do abeg..

jovialjov: Hiya dear? I was superb until ochong disappeared,now my popcorn has finished.


Besides,who's tee0 for real?

You want to spoil my mood with that question abi.. ...I'm not telling you

Let's go and order another pack of popcorn...ochon will be back, that I'm sure of

Dannyxy: o.k mummy , but didn't u see how she attacked me first?, i was joking with my friend ochon and her busybody self started insulting me..

*Taps arss*..good boy

I get you..but you know your back and forth with that language can turn this thread into something else..thanks...

Psychedelia: Spartacus already started sucking even before dinosaurs roamed the earth. There's no helping that show.

Breaking Bad is about a meth-mixing chemist - Some have tried to ruin it for me by trying to tell me what happens at the season finale, but I've doggedly kept my eyes shut and my eyes blind to any blogs discussing it. I'm not about that life.

I did watch 24 from 2005-2008, until agaaaaaiin, my favorite characters were getting killed off except Lord Bauer himself.

Merlin was a huge phucking disappointment for me. For someone who knew about the great wizard from my childhood, as well as his Cambion origins, the one portrayed on that show was a complete sissy. As in, a total weakling... even though I'll concede he still does have more balls than Ochongonoko.

I follow sci-fi, thriller and fantasy movies these days. Currently focused on Fringe.

Never heard of Devious Maids... Is it good? What's it about in a nutshell?

And you had to bring ochon into this again...lmao ..

Okay, let me guess your favourite characters that were killed- david , michelle, edgar, bill, curtis (milo, mason and marwan ) ...

Sci fi bore me sometimes.

I just watched the first season of devious maids, a friend of mine brought It for me together with orange is the new black and breaking bad. Its like desperate housewives and I know most men (reinc excluded) don't dig that movie, so if you fall into that category, you may also not be interested in devious maids, but I like it. Its about different houses in beverly hills(like wisteria lane) with different maids and their unending drama.

Dannyxy: over zealous cocck sucking bigoted element, get a life please, how dare you, a sophisticated pro.stitute call me unemployed?, irony, i didn't knw prostitution was a job.. you are ugly if you don't know, your teeths are extra large, it could be use to cut grass, even a mad man would think twice before dating you, when your mate are getting married, you are here forming nairaland celebrity, razz local champion like you.

Okay danny, can this stop please? You can take this fight somewhere else, maybe romance section but don't litter this thread. Its never that serious in here.

King Rein: Erhm haha very cool story. Do you really hold the esteem of your papa ostritch that high that you decide to take on a battle that has nothing to do with you? Hehehehe what a bootlicker....sycophant of the highest order. Smh. And your not even kissing the asss of someone worthy. Its ochon, of all bloody "peasants" .....notice I used the word peasant again

Lol..when did you become a coward sweerie?

jovialjov: Lol,you aint serious! What th is jovail?


Oh,I take the face as a truce then

Hey dear..how are you??

King Rein: 10 Guests? God forbid. I just can't stand these guests mahn

Lmao...Your phobia for guests no get cure

Guestophobia..