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Psychedelia: Puh-leeeez! That guy made the show worth watching with his silly fights and his way of getting on people's skin. That fight he had with Lucan where Lucan kicked that bowl way up the sky was hilarious.
If you ask me, though, that Season 2 looked staged. All of a sudden, the show come turn to Survivor? Where your opponents vote you out? Crraaaaaaap!!!

Season 3, I didn't even bother watching. Just visited their site once during the final week to see a poll that asked "Who Do You See Winning?" and some light-skinned dude called Hector had the lead. Not a single phuck was given
Maybe because at that time, I'd already suffered the heartbreak of watching Nigeria's very own "Superman" Yagazie get voted off the island on Survivor. Another rubbish show where my faves stay losing

Lmao..I believe the organizers just wanted to get rid of vaughn cos of his nasty attitude (i understand the show isn't about attitude, but really he was too much of a nuisance to be allowed win that money ) and since he refused to lose in the tasks, they had to go for the most effective way, calling his jungle mates..Dude was a pain in everyone's arss so I wasn't surprised his name came up on everyone's paper. Lucan was cool, martins had great sense of humour and ify (last girl standing, not sure of her name) was a likeable girl, so there was no other option for the jungle mates-they all didn't like him. His fights with lucan and anita were totally hilarious. Hahahahaha


Ochon, oya come back, they are off your trail now, (i think )...

King Rein: Aaaaw my sugar (#yimu)... give me time

Lool..okay honey (this is for real)

Psychedelia: So, you don't watch any TV movie series like Fringe, Lost (sigh), Breaking Bad, or ...*gasp*... Telemundo Channel 118?

Someone just gave me breaking bad (about a chemist right?)..imma try watching it. I don't like mexican soaps\series.. Used to be a fan of series until recently(I find it tiring adapting to new storylines these days )..24, prison break, desperate housewives, everybody hates chris, dark angel, legend of the seeker, devious maids, merlin, kylexy, how I met your mother...should I continue

I hate spartacus though...

Psychedelia: What about the Season 2, when that argumentative guy Vaughn was evicted?
Mehn, my eyeballs were BLOODSHOT for 3 whole days!

That show just dey consistent in breaking my heart. Na im I just vex no gree watch this season.
All I wanted to do was just root for the girl with the biggest boooobs

Hahahaha..best eviction on GUS ever. I laughed so hard that night ehn... And Just so you know, I rooted for lucan..

Sesaon 3 though, was pissed that lepa boy called hector won.. Was rooting for tope.

dre11: kia!
You tooo analyse
see analysis,

Hello dre, how was your night?

King Rein: No, teeoo made u run away . I'm mad at that SOM. Do you know how I suffered to build the foundation of SpadeOfMind? I'm just lucky Spade is the kind of person he is. If he was like Ochon, everything I did would have been null and void by now

Awwww my baby boo (#yimu)...what can I do to make you unmad at me ?

Psychedelia: Uh-huh... Your favorites like Cleo, shebi?

What did you read about GOT? The numerous sex scenes?

Taa.... I said most of the time..

Nah..I followed the thread here on nl and I tried watching a few scenes but I just couldn't be bothered...

King Rein: Should I also remind you about how I created the Reincarnated moniker in the first place If anything, you people are famzing me

Okay, you forget passwords too... Are you happy now...

Psychedelia: Pissssh! I tend to avoid reality shows in the beginning (even though I ultimately get drawn in) mostly because my favorites LOSE most of the time!

The first Reality show I ever watched was the very first season of Gulder Ultimate Search.

I rooted for Stan But he ended up being the fourth contestant to leave on his birthday after he lost his clue and had to run back.
Then I moved on to rooting for that rugged man Julian (the US Navy dude), but alas, Ezeugo beat him to the prize. The always end up sucking for me, so I mostly stick to TV movie series.

I followed Game Of Thrones for a while until Ned Stark died - Bang. The badluck even followed me to fictional shows

Hehe, I disliked julian, with his thick kpomo lips, ...rooted for ezugo and was glad he won ....And I think most of the time my favourites don't lose, yeah, I'm bad like that.

Haven't watched GOT, and don't think I'm interested, even after reading so much about it.

[quote author=King Rein]Sweetie, I also forget passwords so what's spadeofmind about the whole thing . You keep taunting me with it as if i'm not the backbone behind it . Respect yourself.

Bloody famzer... You don't forget passwords .

@bolded...

Idowuogbo: Ok I gerrit now... Y'all ganging up on Ocho right?

Not at all babe... We just having fun seeing his arss on fire tonight..its long overdue

Psychedelia: My broda, don't be surprised if that's Ochongonoko right there.
You know, with the merciless beating he's received on this thread, it's only understandable he'd come back as a female, cuz he literally LOST his BALLS

King Rein: Is it you?

Nah..haba..I don't create alternate handles cos I'm bad at keeping passwords. Yeah, its a spadeofmind thing..

Psychedelia: Yeah, I deactivated the PoisonousRat as well as Derimius. I'm not that good at keeping track of my IDs or remembering the passwords (Audio Rage, anyone?), so it's best I just settle with is one.

Anyway, enough about IDs.

Are you home at the moment? Besides Big Brother Africa, what other shows do you have eyes for, anyway?

Okay..

Yeah, I'm home , I have eyes for almost all reality shows. ...great debaters (I miss this one so much), knorr chicken quest , GUS, ANTM, maltina dance hall.. In short I watch all watchables but I'm usually very much attached to bba probably cos of the duration.

King Rein: MACS911, please state your old moniker

... You are so naughty..

King Rein: OCHON, are you the one guest viewing?? Come out of guest mode. Chicken like you Peasant fowl

Sharap dia..cos you've got men backing you, you sef dey feel like talker...

njokusboy: Ochon is probably in one tight corner in dat his dark lonely empty room, racking his brains , thinking of sumtin gud to write.. Lolzzz, I pity the poor boy....

....And njokus boy joins them...

Psychedelia: By the way, my guy, you really gave my brother Ochongonoko the pummeling of a lifetime!

I saw him viewing the thread for a while before disappearing I don't think him and his OchongoDefender newspapers will be printing anytime soon

*dead*

I always sensed my dear brother Ochongo's ego had been battered beyond recognition by the many rejections he's suffered, so it wasn't a surprise he kept sounding like that in his posts, which to me, simply came off as "trying too hard".
But hey, you know what they say... "Misery loves company".

And at the bolded... WTF!!! It's NOT what you think oooo! I wasn't downloading 'those' videos!

I was actually downloading basic refinery pipe blueprints for my firm.
Work was hectic this week, and that explained my absence.

But I'm here now, all night.

*PS: Spambot got me... AGAIN*

Okay, now I want to cry for ochon... Everyday has been for his thief, today is for the owners

Keep working oo no matter how hectic it is, remember what you promised to propose with? Don't dull...


Btw, have you deactivated any of your accounts? I'm confused... Why am I quoting nobody?

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Of course, it's no news that he's Ochon the cowardly dog. A quick recap:
1) He pushed for and destroyed Mariabambam in order to get Modella. Evils!!!

2) He pushed for K'est Moi so that he'll use Kslib as a shadow to hit on C'est Moi but baba Kslib saw right through his peasant brain.

3) He's pushing for SpadeOfMind before his ally in the moniker of Teeo came around, then he turned back and started pushing against SpadeOfMind using 'poisonous rat' as an attack strategy. What do you think? He has a thing for SOM? Obviously. I'll revisit this soonest.

4) He pushed for KTabh and used that as a means to lure Tabh to the T or D thread in order to get inside her head and put words into her mouth. Tabh saw right through him and pointed it out. This begs the question below:

Q: Which confident dude hits on a lady with T or D? None. Therefore, Ochon is a full-fledged coward.


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MyGod, who stirred jekyl's nest tonight ... Dude, this your other side is wickhed mehn..but your post is ont point sha.. Can testify to 3 of the cases above.

King Rein:

Totally loved the highlighted too..dude is good for days..lol..

ToyinDipo: Lool, nah, just trying to narrate his own story too.

Lol..giving him a taste of his own medicine yeah?.. It came a little too late though but I don't mind seeing his arss fried for once tonight too..


Sorry ochon

Psychedelia: Me lady! What's all this jonsing I dey get from this small boy about how Spade did this and. that?

A person can't miss a day on this thread without coming back to meet one 10-page story or the other.

Sorry I couldn't come in last night. Bandwidth ran out while researching and downloading

The boy is hurt, he has been friendzoned, brotherzoned and recently grandfatherzoned . He obviously doesn't want to be alone in this lonely zoning world, so he wants to drag you especially into his world.

I totally understand. Researching and downloading on those sites can run out bandwidth..

Psychedelia: Okay, so that's pretty much the reason for your alarmist post?

Ochongonoko, Ochongonoko, you really disappoint me. Cuz with each post, I'm more convinced you've never had a girlfriend... or been in any type of relationship for that matter.

Who doesn't have a first love? I do too! Maybe you don't. I can't say for sure (although the latest uppercut from ToyinDipo makes me believe so).
But my broda, here's how it is in relationships: For those of us who've been in one, there's always a first love. There's always that one person who will always come around the block, take a brief knock, and ask you if you still remember the times you shared.

You seem to forget, friend. - Not long ago, I made it clear I go straight in all I do. And I made it clear, a girl with an ex, a "first love" or a "last love" is the least of my concern. Whether she's with her father or boyfriend, I care so little... For a woman is single until she's married. So "first love" talk, I just find funny.

And the presence of these exes excite me the more, because they give me that adrenaline rush to do what I do

Is Teeo around? Cool, he can come say hi.
He says he was told great things about me? Sure, that's nice. *flattered*
I've never heard a word about him though... I wonder why

Baddest Boss ever liveth

Jekyll & Hyde:
[b][color=#000033]Lmao. Funny biased ish from a peasant stooge. Of course, what do we expect but white lies and straight-up lies.

@First paragraph and second paragraph, I laugh you. Let's draw a comparison between Ochongonoko and BizBloke. Ochongonoko is one stupid character in an Igbo literature book we read way back in sec school. I know you're an Igbo folk, so why does someone choose a stupid character as a moniker? The reason isn't far-fetched. People walk or stride along with the values they admire and stupidity and mumulity are def crucial values for this peasant stooge who thinks himself king. How can a king be brother-zoned? That's the worst zone to be in, you never get out alive. All the way from the intimate zone, Tabh demoted your sorry a'ss to the friendzone and when you implicitly told her you wanted to get laid, she demoted you further to brother zone. Ooops! That's bad, bro.

Coming to the monikers: Jekyll & Hyde vs ca-ruj-mon-ELLA, let's draw another quick comparison. My people, shey una eyes dey sharp see wetin I dey see so? When our fellow who proved to us time and time again within the 3 months of BBA and the months thereafter that he's really an Ochongonoko (stupid fella) , he decided to change identity to become a vicious and evil moniker attacking girls who don't have a thing or several things for him. Now, that's a good yardstick to measure cowardice.

Still on the matter of peasant Ochon's second moniker, you see the last four words: ELLA? Hmmmm, that was his trick to lure Modella and Ella to have a thing for him but he failed woefully.

Then again, in adopting the Carujmonella character, he def had in mind to be like the Hyde part of this moniker, hence the evil nature of Carujmonella. He admires the moniker because it sounds modern (unlike the freaking ancient Ochongonoko or Carujmonella). If he claims to be the king that he is, why would he stoop so low to adopt the character of one of his 'day-dreamt peasant stooges'? The truth is out here, he loves the name and can't have it.

Finally, if we cast votes for the monikers - Ochongonoko and Carujmonella - vs the monikers - BizBloke and Jekyll & Hyde, guess who will win? Your bet is as good as mine. [/b][/color]

Jekyll too?

Someone's yellow arss is about to be set on fire tonight.. Lwkmd..

Kslib: Hahahaaahaha!!!! Lwkmd!! Rotflmfao!!!

Looolll!!! Ochon has literally set this thread on fire with his hilarious Update on happenings and at thesame time, unleashed the madness in Maria, poisinous rat and toyin!!! .. Jekyll neva even arrive sef!! Haha!! How about danny?

Tonight is going to be ffucking hilarious--- if i hear say i miss am!!

Pls nepa abeg make una bring light so i fit use laptop view cos epistles go fly here tonigh!! My mobile browser don dey hook sef cos of the introductory epistles wey the contesters dey use warm up for now!!

This thread is the baddest thread ever liveth, and the threadmates? Maddest members ever liveth!!

Today na today!!! Wetin wan happen here today na wetin we the kpako children dey call LAST FIGHT!!!

Lwkmd...totally hilarious.... Every furking line...

Psychedelia: Okay... So Ochongonoko...
If I read you right, the reason for your weird story is the collection of posts I just quoted, yeh?

My crescent moon damsel gets a message from a poster. Ochongonoko inquires, and it is then revealed the poster is an ex-boyfriend.
From there, Ochongonoko chants on. Next day, Ochongonoko publishes this story, about how "Spade cowered", "Spade flowered", "Spade planted", "Spade harvested", "Spade ate"... etc?

That's the koko of the story, yes? I need your confirmation before I can proceed.

Ghen ghen...


Sorry if I'm being a fork addict, I just started reading..

ToyinDipo: @peasant Caruj

Jeez, do you really expect people to read this incoherent long crap to the end. I don't know whether it's you or this post that we should move to joke section. Ah ahn! Cunny coward peasant, so this is what you resort to, to make your self feel good after being rejected again by a lady. Afer Tabh brotherzoned you in the first place, you hid your sadness and disappointment, waited for your chance. Now that you observed that KTabh is not likely gonna work because of ....we all know, you dusted your sorry azzzz up, tried to give it another shot, probably she might consider you this time as second option. You cunningly dragged her to the T & D section, hoping she would diss everything about Kslib. You started with some sweet words, and later delved into trying so hard to tease her into saying she likes you too. As a man you are not even ashamed of playing second fiddle to another. Let me tell you something about ladies, if they like you, they like you and if they don't, you can't really force them to. Now get this right, you still remain the second guy to be 'friend-zoned' on this thread. The only pathetic thing is that you have never had someone to give you YES as an answer with all your efforts, I really feel your pain bro. I wanted to say keep trying, but Kslib says it is not to him that willeth.....

NB: I don't like the idea of trying to mess with my name, if I used a non-personal moniker, I would have cared less.

Lwkmd..toyin just typed an epistle..very unbelievable.. My bro is really hurt..

C'est moi:
Lolz.....mi te p mo le jare.Just clarifying things.

Aite dear..gotcha..

Lmao..cestmoi don press P o.. I think sometimes, the humour just flows over our head..could be mood..happens to almost everyone on this thread including me. Its never that serious..

ochongonoko: LMAO.. You don 'wisen up'. Keep this up and I can guareentee you, agbgift will be yours


Mehn, this useless peasant called reinc and his foolish stooge, toyintomato no wan show face


Peasant reinc, I no say Teeo's confession is making you cry, I know it means NO HOPE for you, but for once, stop being a drama queen and come out from 'GUEST' mode

See and you and toyin dey hide as guest, reading Teeo's gist .. Peasants

Ochon, shut up already, you are cracking me up..

ochongonoko: BOSS!!.. I like your style. You know she's yours and you don't want to talk much about it .

Why do I feel like SOM sent you a whatsapp message not to 'talk' so that spade won't feel hurt the more

I don't trust SOM

You sure never run out of fuel... You keep adding it to the fire once its about to be extinguished.