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I'm laughing out so loud at Op, original post and comments. I swear GOM is one helluva crazy dude..

Sorry I haven't seen josydaky. All the best bro . I hope you find her soon cos I need to know how this love story will end.

#teamgosydaky

Mariarocks: LMAO! Alright. Suite yourself

Lol..I'm enjoying your not so smooth\melvinised chase btw. Goodluck ..

Kslib: You go fear where man dey **roll eye* for man nah?...
You dis girl ehn...
Dont upload that pic.. We no wan see again..**keeps straight face***
All izz well!

Lol...I didn't even see this before I submitted my last post. Thank God I'm not alone in this. That pic could have been mariarocks' brother.

All izz well!

Mariarocks: Lol! Na u I wan upload am for *rolls eyes*

I find this disturbing for a dude.. What's your real gender mariarocks

If you insist you are male, then I have to question your sexuality.

Okay, before you give me your usual "WTF"...I'm only pulling your legs but still a bit curious

For those who watch it on AIT, its 6pm on saturdays. Its showingat the moment both on AIT n EL

'Followership' working

I followed sholay here, cest moi followed me here, now jekyl is here cos of cest moi

sholay2011: Hmmmm...repping October. ..most of the traits mentioned kinda describes me.




And y did I comment btw? ..well, this thread has the potential of frontpage and so I must be the head and not the tail. Hallelujah!

Lol, una no well o..

@Op, er ehmm, NO, its not real..I'm april and most of those traits don't describe me at all. Try again

Screwface: Seriously you don't know the route to UI from your house?? Like, seriously??
How long have you stayed in IB kwanu?
Regrettably, am in a student enviornment o. Opposite UI. Agbowo.

Smh..if I told you I don't, shouldn't you flog me? I was just trying to tell u ur description is crazy..

And I thought I told you my bro schools in ui n stays at agbowo? Wetin you find go student area sef, you this oldie.

Alos; yes oh, and I can't wait..

Screwface: Seriously you don't know the route to UI from your house?? Like, seriously??
How long have you stayed in IB kwanu?
Regrettably, am in a student enviornment o. Opposite UI. Agbowo.

Smh..if I told you I don't, shouldn't you flog me? I was just trying to tell u ur description is crazy..

And I thought I told you my bro school in ui n stays at agbowo? Wetin you find go student area sef, you this oldie.

homesteady: Yea! That stunt was just marvellous! I was like WTH!! But seriously, their dance wasn't that superb, it was just normal!
I have many favourites now, - The Dosa, Briggs, and the family that 1st presented on the grand audition! (I've forgotten their name)

Ebute..

For now, ibrahim and ekado families are still not doing it for me. I'm still not connecting with those 2 families, though I like the ibrahim dude as person, he's a great dancer.. As a family, I like briggs, dosa, ebute and ebenezer.

As an individual, I like the clement guy (that merlin move wowed me n he's a great dancer), asiyefa and that dude that loves head spin.

Tonight should be fun.

Screwface: Lolzz! You don't say! That's where my Yetunde stays oOoOoo! And I'l be spending my sunday there. Oh lalalalalala.
SOM, thy time shall come. No be this Ibadan we dey.
Anyways, if you wanna come to my place. Take a bus from your Oriapata bustop, head up to Dugbe.. From Dugbe, you can decide to use Ajumose or those tiny taxi's you guys have here. You should stop at UI. And I'l be out there...waiting for you, with all smiles. Open arms. Blushing face.
Lolzzz.

Huh? A whole me? Board that annoyingly slow and overcrowded ajumose lorry? Nefa effa.. And what kinda headless and tailess description is this one..kwaaa..

Oriapata ko, aarinapata ni. And from dugbe, I should just board any moving object and then alight at ui. Lol. Where exactly do you stay?

Screwface: 1- I'll spot SOM anywhere though.

And you, IB babe, where do you stay? Challenge? Sango? Oriapata ? GRA? Where exactly? Oke Ado? Eleyele? Lolzzz. 2) I sabi everywhere now o

1- yimu
2- for your mind

breathing: She stays at oriapata

Ode.

Screw baby, I stay at nihort :p, nd u dnt know nihort road. You go to uch everyday now?

Analytical

Trustworthy

Self-Assured

Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever they are overlooked by others.

Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.

breathing: Hehe, drama kings and queens

Hater!

alosiby92: I think I would recognise Screw anywhere...#Alsoiby's50kobo
Screw, I'm sure you would have seen SOM...she has a head scarf and wears glasses..
SOM: is your sis better? sorry. Didn't know she was admitted...

Haha..those fb pictures have been deceiving you alos..

My sis is better..she had malaria in pregnancy and had to be admitted. Thanks darling.. How owanbe dey go?

Alos, well done o ..who invited your mgbeke to owanbe sef.

Screw, I whatsapped you few days ago, no response. I even thought maybe those razz ib kids\thugs stole your phone . And to think I spent the whole of the week before the last in uch cos my sis was admitted there. I was still there 2times this week, though this time, just a visit to her office and not ward anymore.

Reading your diary and the lift experience in uch, I was thinking, even if we happened to be in the same space within UCH, would I have recognised you...maybe, maybe not.

I think it was reported in here that his arrival co-incided with an election in ghana or so.

Elikem don turn celebrity for harare.

Oneal n feza are also busy making money out of 'oneza'.

All z well.

Its funny seeing modella beg for mariarocks's pics..its a privilege dude, do the right thing

Thanks for the side comic relief GOM

ochongonoko: Mariarocks be fooling y'all

Sharap dia!

Mariarocks: LMAO! I promised her nah. I don't like breaking promises.

It was Just your side view

ToyinDipo: Dipo (A masculine name) is my second name

Yh, I know, but toyin is a feminine name and I assumed the dipo is probably a surname or boyfriend's name..

ochongonoko: And the Miss hider resurfaces

Lol, I just gave him a benefit of doubt, I didnt think he'd upload after disclosing his gender. We should thank itsmodella, even though she wants more

ToyinDipo: lol, didn't know how I missed it, I'm using mtn fastlink by the way

You went to his profile when the picture was breathing live on this thread. Better luck next time bro. Tho I was shocked to find out you are a bro too.

Mariarocks, for a moment I wanted to e-slap you for the suspense. Hei! But you did not hold up to the end of your deal with modella o.

ToyinDipo: @Mariarocks, upload already now, i have been refreshing since on your profile#nohomo

LmAO... Wetin dey your sokoto..yo go sokoto go find am!

Kslib: Ewwww,i don suffer!! Lol
..
All izz well sha!

You pull ppl's legs a lot, so its really hard to take you serious. I was shocked to see you actually uploaded that day cos I went to ur profile reluctantly..lol

@spade, if you insist, there is always another time, but you might wanna re -read GOM's wonderful piece that was highlighted by itsmodella.. Hehe

Its a waste of time asking mariarocks..even ordinary gender sef, she no fit disclose. And I'm serious, this is no reverse psychology. Lol

Bizbloke is missing in action, that's strange.

Hi feminineA..

I'm out..

Mariarocks: Ahhhahah! When GOM dey view the thread. The guy go save am, upload the pic himself and refuse to modify it .

No be spade abi kslib wey deceive am d other time wey him upload about 5 pictures of "himself"

LMAO...

Now you just gave spade another reason not to upload. .

ochongonoko: I swear, @StateOfMind is among the 6guests viewing, whenever one uploads his or her pic, she will log back in and check for the pic and log off again. She confessed to this act before and I've been watching her repeat the same process ever since . I don catsh you SOM

Lol, you ehn, I'm beefing you cos U refused to join the upload-your-pics-movement then, after feeding on diff pics. Even kslib, the last person I expected to did upload his.

And you were calling modella cunny yesterday.. .

spade: If I should upload my picture on Nairaland, it would take a miracle for me to not end up with bullet holes on my head by next week


The number of people wey I don burn for Nairaland eh, dem go wait for me outside

Yimu. Its not like the whole of nairaland and your 'burntees' will get a notification that your pic is up. You can do that now and only the people logged in on this thread will view it..

And I want to believe there isn't a nando in the few viewing at d moment, plus you haven't burnt any1 in here..

Oya make up your mind, I need to sleep.


Hello ochongonoko...

Dr.ABCD:
and why is Uti followin Melvin around

He wants to use melvin to shine ni..what a ridiculous question..

Mariarocks, melvin has finally 'spoken' tonight, save the epistles na..

Life lessons for y'all..

@Onizee : A HM asking if an OX was also a cow.. was the day i knew i would never win #LifeLesson

@Onizee : SADC does not have to thank me. God already has. #LifeLesson

@Onizee : Before i made the "i don't love you guys i LIKE YOU remark, i asked all HM if they were sure they wanted me to speak. #LifeLesson

@Onizee : i have always been funny way before BBA,i just didnt think a giant mirror was reason enough to be funny. #LifeLesson

@Onizee : Don't worry yourself much about how full of sh!t i am, worry about how long you might have to hold your nose for instead. #LifeLesson

@Onizee : People fear what they don't understand,dogs too. #LifeLesson

@Onizee : Sometimes they use words such arrogant to describe you because thats as far as their vocabulary can go. #Lifelesson

@Onizee : ALL i did was sign a form, abandon those i love,get naked on TV,eat food i tolerate,speak my mind for 70 days #LifeLesson

@Onizee :They will try to make you feel inferior for being different. DO NOT FALL FOR IT. Go on & be great without their approval. #LifeLesson

@FezaKessy : Is he God fearing?..

@FezaKessy : Does he treat you with respect?.

@FezaKessy : Does he love you?..

@FezaKessy : S/O to My Man @Onizee I love you


Awwwwwwwwww