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GH KWAME: Eyah.

Just 1 word and I'm laughing out loud..wicked!! Lmao.

Here we are...

ItsModella: This sounds like what I would say. And yeah, I totally agree

Lmao..you want maria to cry tonight abi..

@maria , that pics of urs in kente blouse looked like a 5'6 to me..


Okay, we not in 1914 yet..

Mariarocks: Okay, come here and give poppa a hug . you must come oh.

*hugs*

*Whispers* you short bro

Mariarocks: U see, u have no evidence. Being the detective that u are, u ought to know u are dealing with someone that has a very retentive memory. Whatever u say I wrote back there, I will prove u wrong with the facts. So what is your deal with me StateofMind....

True, I agree you have a good retentive memory. I like sharp minds.

My deal with you? Nothing actually, I just like pulling your legs, cos you're cool like that. ..

...and I don't intentionally ignore you when you quote me.

Mariarocks: Female my right eyeballs. Ahh so it was you I had that back and forth with. If I can remember, all I said was there was some truth to what Feza was saying and before I knew it, you just jumped on my back (literally) .

Secondly, I never let go of shiit especially when I'm right. I will keep reiterating my point over and over again till it gets stuck in ur head but I do know when to admit that i'm wrong e.g the time I thought SA and TZ voted for both Lerato and Mwisho.

Thirdly if I recall, @spade is still very much passionate about this Mellish vs Melaria.

At some point in the game, I felt you just have to have a crush on me if u didn't hate me

So what is ur point StateOfMind, let me hear you out now

Laughing out loud and shaking my head at the same time.. You are such a character

Mariarocks: First of all, because I sometimes display femininity through my words doesn't me my gestures are also feminine. And yeah right, be deceiving yourself. Let me rephrase that bolded for you. You never thought you would crush on an emotional guy but your thoughts have failed because you just cannot seem to get me outta your head .

Hmnnn, I can bet your gestures are also feminine.. You love accessories too, you forgot that.

At bolded..you wish..there's a reason no lady has crushed on you in here, most women don't dig emotional guys..

*no emotions in your reply pls, we still joking right?*

Mariarocks: So are you trynna say all the other guys in here are not as manly as spade

Guys! Do you hear her? She's calling not just me feminine, but all of you except spade. would u take this from her or not or should we just ignore, go to our rooms and cry

Definitely not! Don't put words into my fingers o..

I just like men like spade..when they are less abusive though

Mariarocks: Ahh I already mentioned desperate housewives. And it was my ex. I believe I mentioned 2 of my ex's actually but...stop there. That is not why the relationships ended.

And ohh *batting my eyelashes* is that right? Tell me more on how u came to the conclusion that we suck. And i'm not overly emotional. Lmao I like to think of myself as passionate lwkm

Passionate my left eyeballs. From the first time you entered this thread, our first 'back n forth' that involved feza n dillish just made me conclude you were female. You don't let go but keep coming back, the emotions in your posts, how passionate you were about maria\melaria, eish, I just concluded in my head there's no way this mariarocks is male.

At some point in the game I thought to myself ; this handle is either a tomboy female, or an overly emotional male.

Mariarocks: Ever since I revealed my gender, you never reply me anytime I quote you or mention your name and you only remember to say something to me when I do "female stintzz". I noticed it but I was just waiting for u to quote me on some shiit again.

so I have come to the conclusion that:
1) You hate me
2) You dislike me for being male or
3) You have a crush on me hence all the teases.

Its not hard to believe everything (1,2,3) btw

LOL.

1- false
2- false
3-i'd never crush on a feminine male.

Mariarocks: Oh yesss oh. Desperate housewives was the shiit. The women of wisteria lane. . StateofMind, I almost cried when I found out Kyle xy got canceled. I wanted to know if that guy was really Kyle's brother. I wanted ben 10 watch badly and was jealous when my friend's parents got it for him. I was silent and angry with my mom that whole day for not getting me the ben 10 watch.. Hmm and StateOfMind, yes oh just like njokusboy up here, I went through a phase were I wanted to braid my hair or have dreads. Also I wanted to pierce my ears

Girl stuffs...

Oh jeeezzz...stop it already!

We need more 'spades' in here please..

All ye feminine men, there's a match going on, that is where you should be.

Mariarocks: Oh and StateofMind, before I forget to tell ya. I also watch Grey's Anatomy..yeahhh.
And also when I was in highschool, I watched Gossip Girl and 90210 before they became boring
Oh oh and when I was a lot younger, I was a big fan of Barney and friends and Teletubbies. I even had their pj's. Oh and I'm still a big fan of Kermit the frog... Also I actually file my nails . Female shiit right? I know...i've been told, you are not the first.




Oh shiit I forgot to mention Disneyland. I loved disneyland

Desperate housewives nko?

I think you mentioned it earlier that your friends or was it ex once pointed out your 'femininity'.

Overly Emotional guys suck though

Kingsley Jay: Dnt 4get d nagging part

U nag more than most females

Hahaha.get out of my head!

Mariarocks: Everybody, StateofMind has a thing against me. . Always on my neck about the same shiit and never replies when I quote her. Ever since I revealed my gender. She hates me guys

Lmao...

You 'nag' too much for a guy. And what do you mean I never reply you..haba maria ..

Mariarocks: But you are the moderator. . Its simple. And it was biased cuz u coulda done it anytime with ninnyanny and Dannyxy or anytime before @itsmodella brought it up but u chose to do it right after. do you see my point?

One of the reasons I tot you were female..

chriskwaku: Naa. Thought its was the pix of Eli alone i was uploading

Lol..got ya!

chriskwaku: shout out to SOM ,Dominque

Did confidence and pokello send the S\0

^^Awwwwwwww

alosiby92: ^^Na wao....see e-fight!! vexing upon vexing...SOM versus SCREW...
#Diaries of our lives season 2: Ibadan edition.....
ghen gehn!
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_{Proudly brought to you by Ijebu gehl productions...}

Sharap dia! ..busybody

Itsmodella, pls let it go, you wouldn't want your handle banned and this thread closed.

Lansguy, I didn't expect this from you, seriously dude? Those words are too harsh. Let this thread be and move on.

alosiby92: By the way, Creme, are you still in IB? Screwface wants to meet Diarylanders over there and SOM is not interested...

Huh? SOM is not interested? I see screw lost his sense of humour. "I'm not bothered about what she tnks about me"..who says that? Probably a stranger. Stop making it seem like I don't want to see you screw. Make yourself available and we'd see. Definitely not my house or your house. You don't like the cinema, already invited you. So, your choice of venue?

ToyinDipo: You pulled it well, infact you are still pulling it

Lol..you wish.

Just watched the recap of melvin's gulder ultimate search, how most of his fellow contestants said they thought he'd win. The ladies described him as friendly, not proud, approachable and usually involves God in whatever he does, kinda like he doesn't push things too much but just does his thing and leaves the rest to God. Yeah, its the same bba melvin, no faking it. Cool!

alosiby92: cowife: that your cousin and his gehlfriend....na wao...e be like say him dey use jazz well well.....abi which kind konji he dey give her?
leave her...I guess the main reason she doesn't want to leave is the status of gehfriend hood she doesnt want to lose.....we gehls are like that sometimes.....we date the low life riffraffs promising ourselves he's a diamond worth polishing when the negro is cubic zirconium~and depreciating by the day!!!

Teeo: yea, hey..I remember when I got a hot slap form a boy once....wasnt funny....at all...good thing you are not following the wife beater path of life....cause that wouldn't fit with your cute baby face.....imagine...

Screw and SOM: have you guys met?? common now~send us picures...maybe you guys could even go shopping at IB's Shoprite....

Sapphire, sixteen, farydah....where una dey? abi malaria dey do you?

Gentie: sorry about the phone...and airtel business...glad your mum's ok though....

My dear, we haven't met yet..screw is a broke ass niggah and I don't do broke guys...

*disappears into thin air*

ToyinDipo: I might like it then

Yimu...

Just pulling your legs, I don't.

carujmonella: Aint ironic?. She "explained" herself to you but I'm not allowed to without being called ochon . I can't "help you out here, I'm ochon, lalaosky and any other NLer existing

No1 is stopping you from doing so if you want to. The fact that I said so doesn't mean you shouldn't. Also, No1 has called you lalaosky, except you are actually ochon who was once called lalaosky.

P.S - I'm more convinced caruj is ochon than ochon being lala..

ToyinDipo: Why did you stammer first? because of the song Empire State of Mind

Oh...my username has nothing to do with the song.

About stammering, I actually do.. In a cute way though.. .

uj_sizzle: This Wazobia dance instructor get energy oo
Besides why was that Ebenezar gehl scared of the Sato drum

As in eh, I found it amusing. After her initial reaction, I expected her to get over it before the end of the rehearsals, but babe still kept on holding on to her fears..eish!

I really hope she overcomes it by tomorrow, cos she made a conscious effort to. I like their family too and wouldn't want them at the bottom cos of her phobia for the drum.

As an individual, ibrahim is very good, and excellent dancer..as a family, I see them as average or maybe a little bit above average.

ToyinDipo: @SOM, are you a fan of JayZ's or Keys'?

Er er emm No..

Why do you ask though?

ItsModella: Some of you actually think that carujmonella is ochon? What in the hell?

Babe, trust me when I say he is. I don't expect him to admit though, but I'm 101% certain he is. I've noticed He's been trying so hard to change his posting pattern and intentionally mis-spelling ochongonoko as ochogoko ever since I 'made' him but I'm glad other posters are seeing it too

Ochon\caruj, jump and pass this post or 'k' it, you don't have to explain yourself as usual.

ItsModella: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1303065_today3_jpg663c93c8475c84568b43e59a509638e4

LOOOOL!!! Who still carts around CDs and vinyls to parties? Is that how they do in Botswana? Haven't they heard of laptop DJing? Na wa o.

Lmao...

DjOnizee of life. Under the shed things..