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What are these people going on about again?

#ayaftayaforunasef

Pweety4me don't take it personal but. . .

I SPEAK THE TRUTH

Here is some izal, use it to clean up that mess down there

#ayafspokenojare

Filibust

23146BCE. . . Holla

At you two posters above, ayam tayad of haters and weirdos too man I'm outta here.

#ayaftayaforuna

No coincidence bro. . . It makes people blind to logic and reason

Love and religion

#nuffsaid

Love is a little more complex than dictionary definition sweetie. And no, love does not conquer all and loving someone doesn't stop us as human beings from hurting the ones we love as doing things we come to regret later.

I believe love exists.

But I refuse to believe that the type of love shown in movies and cartoons and told in fairytales exist. The real world just doesn't work like that.

Love is hardwork. Love requires loving an imperfect person perfectly. It requires loving someone even when that person has hurt you severally.

I'm tayad of typing now.

#ayafspoken

Dude you know me from somewhere?

What makes you think I use a blackberry?

#uharrafreadinmee

Babe mowa pa o iwo ni so wa alright?

#ayamtayadhoffuseff

Nothing wrong with you babe. You are alright. Run along now.

The issue is why is it so? Not what is the problem.

Thank you.

#issokeysha

There is no guarantee. But is there any guarantee in this life, really?

What I'm saying is, there is a chance that you might have left him sexually frustrated especially if he has been sexually active before he met you.

And it seems to be that you guys did not define the relationship. Was the relationship officially dissolved?

#issokeysha

@pweety

Yea I have a vargin prick but you know it is berra than your kitten that is a wide as river nile and as smelly as expired sardine.

#butissorait

@jenifa

Yea I guess I agree. The same rule applies to men as well. I'm just glad you seem to get the kind of person I am.

So are u upset that I acknowledged the guys post and not yours cos I really don't know what you're going on about.

Abeg you can like to shift go one corner and sharap dia too.

Don't know what you're pressing control p for.

Anumkpam

#ayafspokenojaree

Jeez! You misunderstand me.

Oh well. . .

#issorait

@pweety4me

Abeg nak me tori what do you see?

@sexkillz

Men na so o. . . But the downside is people see me with so many women so they assume that I'm a player. My reputation even precedes me.

It's so crazy that sometimes even my friends are jealous of my other friends. And when e wan dey pass be careful I just remind them that "hey I thought we agreed that we are just friends. Wetin be dis na" and everything is back to normal.

It does seems kinda selfish but it works for me.

Allow me to play devil's advocate here. . .

But if you had sex with him, would the world have come to an end?

Seems to me like you have a hardcore no-sex-before-marriage policy and he has a serious we-are-in-a-relationship-so-we-should-be-able-to-have-sex policy.

Methinks you two should have met each other halfway or something.

#ayaftokkmaipiss

Thank you o jare. . . I'm just glad I'm not the only guy who thinks like this

The thing is, even when I meet a girl I really like, I don't ask her out even though that's what she wants because I know that I won't be able to give her the kind of attention she needs in a relationship.

Have you noticed that women don't expect much when you're just friends I.e you can call everyday and hangout when you feel like or be with someone else etc. But in a relationship the dynamics change. You have to keep in touch everyday and limit the number of female friends you have and limit the amount of time you spend with your guys.

#etayameojare

I really don't know why women attach so much importance to sex

If he told you that all he wanted to do was enter your jerusalem and take off, would you open the gate for him?

The answer is no.

Nigga had to adapt, improvise and overcome. Accept my condolences for what it's worth.

#ayafspokenojare

You want help?

Cut off your dick and eat it like suya

#uselessstockfishlikeuuu

@sexkillz, I have a lot of things to attain o. . . In my last relationship which ended around march this year, I used to moonlight as a voiceover artiste on the set of a reality show. The pay was awesome but it meant that I had to travel a lot. The babe refused to understand that I had to be away certain days of the week and even then she would call me at every hour of the day.

That was the period when magic number used to reign. I needed some air so i broke up with her. The gist spread and everyone labeled me a heartbreaker and a player.

I just like to have a sense of freedom and to be able to do anything I want when I please.

Sulaiboy, tell me how u toasted the last girl u really liked.

How did it go? We can take it from there.

#ayaftokmaihown

Hehehehehehehe!!!

U above me, u almost killed me with laughter just now

#sofunny

Um. . . So what am I suppose to a open a thread for? You own personal problems abi?

For someone whose handle is tellwisdom, you are not so wise.

#ayafspokenjare

Um. . . Go see a shrink for what exactly?

Um pemini abi pelumi

You really need to learn how to relate to people. Abi u chop dead rat?

They say they found it misleading and difficult to read and you're trying to say that they are dumb for struggling to decipher what you wrote.

Since you are so smart please carry your brain and go and date a dead cockroach cos no sane man would want to date you anyhoo.

#ayaftirehoffusef

Huh? You can like to shift go one corner abeg

All this hard to want chicks sef, una can like to over analyse everything sha

#ayamtayadhoffu

@sexkillz

Aswerigawd these shawties have no idea what they are going on about.

There is a special treatment that is accorded to lightskinned nuccas.

What we do, we simply tak our pick of the ladies and leave the remains for the darkskinned dudes.

If this is a food chain, lightskinned dudes are at the top. Fact!

#ayaftireforunasef

What is mzdarkskin and co going on about? I go binu o!

Lightskin dudes get second glances everytime they walk past.

I mean, we literally light up the arena. No try o.

How dare you talk say we've been out of fashion since the 80s!

Blasphemy! I'm going to get my lawyer. . .

#ayafspokenjoo

@butterfly, are u sure? You don't have to deny yourself the pleasure of being with one you know. . .

#ayafspokensha

Women will say TDH - tall, dark and handsome because that is what they have been trained to say from when they were little.

Ask any girl/woman what she prefers in a guy and instinctively she will say "he must be tall, dark, handsome blah blah blah"

Na conditioning jare. . .

In the real world, light skinned guys rule!

Can I get a witness somebody?

#anywaysayafspoken