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@cuddlemi yea my steeze is sufficient

Just say you wanna see a pix of me and stop vexing that you are hard to want!

#ayafspokenjare

Yes ke

And there are so many ugly hard to want females on NL too

#ayafspoken

Local girls stunt like jackie chan in bed.
Ajebo chicks go like "ouch that hurt" or "I can't do that style"

#ayafspoken

Creep
Weird
Super clingy
Freaking jealous
Magic number lover
Annoying "who's that girl don't talk to her again" woman.

I had to turn on my Usain Bolt

Okay my story might be a little long. I'm in my early twenties and I've only been in one r/ship. Just one. And people find it hard to believe because of the way I live. People call me a player but I am not. I'm only committment phobic. I broke up my last and only relationship because she wasn't giving me any space. I'm not sure I even loved her. This was a girl who dumped her bf to be with me. After that I just decided that it is better to just be friends with women and if benefits come along, I'll take it.

However it seems no one understands the meaning of true friendship. I find that every girl I hang out with starts to want more. Then comes the goo-goo and questions like "why didn't you call me yesterday?" "Who was that girl I saw you with" At times like that I just develop cold feet and take off. She gets hurt and somehow she is heartbroken. The vicious cycle starts all over again even though we were never in a relationship. All my guys are in relationships but I'm the only one who is single and really not interested.

Is something wrong with me? I sometimes worry that this might affect me sometime in the future.

My guy na true o. . . It's what I tell my homies. U might love her genuinely but don't let her know how deep ur feelings go until ur absolutely sure she loves u more.

And even then, don't let it show. Rein some of it in.

No problem just keep us updated

I wrote a love letter to a girl called bimpe in jss3 then. The letter was garnished with romantic lyrics unrivalled by any other. I finished writing the letter, scented it, and then started havin second tots about delivering the letter to her. Damn I was scared! Then to my horror, one of the class bullies snatched the letter from my hand and ran to the front of the class to deliver it to her. I was so terrified I jumped out of the class window!! I didn't enter that class for about 2 weeks and the news spread like wild fire that I (a little guy without enough school rep) had tried to toast a hottie like her. When I tot the case had died down, I returned to the class. I didn't know there was more coming. The girl threw the letter back at me and warned me in front of the whole class that I should never try to toast her in my life again especially since I wasn't her type. Mogbe! I felt like the ground should swallow me up that. day. That was the first and only love letter I ever wrote. PS - it was also a boarding school. Funny how time flies

@lynxnoon, yes i dialled the code. It said i have 681MB left till sept 11. Still my edge has been on small letters for 2 days now. I'm surprised that it is limited. I always heard that bis for bb was unlimited sha. . .

Pls i'm very pissed off. I've bin usin zain for two months now and each time i did bis month it will go back to small edge after a few days or a week. It has happened again and d customer care is not givin relevant information but they say my bis is still on/active. Pls i want to know if airtel bismonth is unlimited cos i had downloaded like 6 episodes of family guy (abt 32-40mb each). I would really love to know wat the problem is before i throw this stupid sim away. I can't be wasting #3000 like that. No bi me kill Jesus na

You guys are misunderstanding it. . . These beggars will not only ask their boyfriends (which is acceptable) they will ask just about any guy they meet. They have tuned their psyche to believe that since you are a guy they have every right to 'collect' from you. If that isn't Nigerian-policeman-style  then i don't know what it is.
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@Mzgreat your response is very typical. . . So men that complain about women begging only do so because they are brokeass nuccas?  We dey constitute bad market for you abi? Only men that have cleared their bank accounts for women should talk abi? Abeg you can like to shift go one side jawe. . . It Is the same people that will come and be forming independent women up in this place

Aswerigawd most women r professional beggars and they are getting more and more Audacious in their begging tactics everyday. Take note that i said MOST not SOME. I suspect it is even becoming part of their culture just the way it has become the norm for police to collect N20 bribe at roadblocks. It's disgusting! And i always seize any opportunity i get to tell these beggars off when they begin their modus operandi. Na wetin sef? Is your womanliness gold? Pls go and toss than smelling thing in the dustbin where it belongs! Nonsense. . . Anyways i blame the idiotic men who give these women the audacity to view every other men as meal tickets! Nuff said

Jeezus!! Just happened on this thread after all this while, lmao, Yea it's been awesome, Fact is, after all is said and done Justice league will still kick Xmen's butt no matter how hard we try to give them a fighting chance, Lolz, Am impressed that some of you really know your comic book history (some of yall schooled me on here!) Anyways, i think the movies are really doing a terrible job of portraying these superheroes esp superman and xmen. They also made me hate fantastic four more than i already did! PS - What did you think of Xmen: First Class? Holla

I strongly implore u to take a wizzy's advice. The school is a nightmare. I used to be a student there so i know. I left the school in 2008 and i was in elele campus. For a very long time Father Edeh kept lyin to us that Medicine was accredited even though it wasn't. No one ever graduated from Medicine. My friends i left there are still in 500l A or B depending on the year they enrolled. People just keep piling up but they haven't graduated because d course hasn't been accreditied. Even the way they treat students there is horrible despite the school fees that they pay. You could be expelled over even the most trivial issue. They won't care if you're in final year or 100level. Since he is just starting out, try to avoid that school at least for your cousin's happiness. If i want to explain all the atrocities that go on in that school i won't finish, and i will spoil my very happy mood. Cheers.

Please do they accept 2nd choice for U.I?

Hello Seun, it seems to me that something happened that stalled or made you abandon your movie project. I find that a bit disheartening because you strike me as intelligent and one who can achieve anything he sets his mind to. I have something for you, contact me xclusiveed@yahoo.com, Cheers

Cmon guys!! Help a brother out. More input is needed please. I think the most expensive is between abti-american university of nigeria and Afe Babalola uni. But i'm not really sure and what of the rest?

Hey guys wat's up? Please can u guys help me out i wanna know the top5 most expensive private universities in Nigeria. And also the tuition fees of each school. Holla

Contact me, Xclusiveed@yahoo.com

I've two ready made scripts. However if u want a script as tight as you've described, then 50k is too small haba. Witty dialogue, complicated plots, interesting characters, 50k?

I dont like ur girlfriend. . . U were nothin but her safety net anyways

I'm a cold hearted bastard. I always recover first. But maybe that's because I was never in love in d first place.

Mobinga,

I'm hardly a guy of many words, but I swear u just made my morning.

Give a typical 9ja girl an android or a nokia smartphone and watch her handle it like its advanced further maths.

All they know, like someone said, is how to gossip, buy brazillian hair and worry about blackberry.

I guess I should be used to it by now.