Tink, even if u open it i don't want to see ur bosom. I want to sleep well at night.

Wanna come back as a guy. With a 10inches anaconda and two heavy grenades

Hello guys, to write a script u need to have the basic plot/idea in your head. Then after that establish d characters. Especially d antagonist and d protagonist. When you finally start writing the script, for easy writing you should divide it into three stages. First, the introduction of the characters. Second, the conflict. The challenge d character is facing i., his doubts, his fears, his love interest etc. Third, the resolution. That is the trials the character goes through to overcome his challenge. That's basically it. You just fill in the spaces in between. N.B - The conflict and resolution stages are the soul of any good story. That's the selling point. Then after you r done with the script you have to write the SYNOPSIS of your story, which is basically the summary of d entire script in preferably one page. Using the introduction, conflict and resolution technique when writing your synopsis will help u get a clear idea what your story is about. The synopsis is what any producer will want to read first to know what your story is about and decide if he wants to invest his time reading d rest of d script. And last is the logline. This is where you give a hint of your script is about in just ONE SENTENCE. It's like d appetizer that is supposed to get any producer interested enough to want to read your synopsis, and then your script. Anyways, that's all the tips i've got for now. I'll drop any more of em that hits me. You guys can also drop ur tips for writing a great script on here. P.S - I've written a couple scripts and i'm looking for a dynamic producer to bring my story to life. Pls indicate interest and i can probably send u my synopsis so we can discuss further. Cheers!

God sent his son to 'die' for our sins. What kind of father does that? And further down the line, u discover that Jesus and God are supposed to be one and d same. Does that mean that God died? Lol. Religion and common sense doesn't go hand in hand like someone said.

Tink, it's like ur bosom is sagging too. See as d thread dey pain u.

I'm also an atheist myself even tho my folks don't know. I follow them to church every other sunday to get them off my back but i've never really believed. But i've tried to. Heck, as a kid i read the bible cover to cover twice! I've always had a curious mind, and a lot of times i sought to find out why certain things happened in the bible. Of course, no one ever gave me a straight answer. A case that kinda worried me as a kid was the story of Job. I get that God was testing his faith, but how can u murder his wives and children and have him infested with sores all in the name of testing his faith? Who does that? And yes, God replenishes him with more wives and kids but does that really replace the first family he'd lost? As i kid i really wondered what kind of God God was/is. And that is just one instance. And also d fact that i'm something of a rebel helped inform my decision. The way Nigerians turn to prayers at all times without actually doing something about their situation makes me wanna puke. In my street there are about 7 churches - In one street. And yet bad things still happen in this country. Of course, when i tell people that i don't believe in God, they look at me like i'm d devil made flesh. Poster, don't tell ur folks. It'll break their hearts and they'll blame themselves. At least finish up with school b4 u break d news 2 them if u think it's absolutely necessary. Best of luck.

High chief how u go marry woman wey im breast don sag? If e com born pikin how d bobi go take be?? Abeg, say no to nodding breasts. We want quality products.

Guys say no to saggy bosoms we deserve better!!! @xynerise and d-sense, u guys crack me up!

Project, i don't know abt kajola tho. I can only give dem thumbs up for making an attempt. I propose we do less talk more action.

Project, u didn't reply my mail. I need to know what ur thots are. And when is d casting being done?

Plutonian, i love ur spirit. If ur looking for a scriptwriter or the perfect story, i'm the guy u want. I could give u a synopsis of what i've got. We are the future.

Mehn, invisible i dey feel u o. I c d sense in ur logic. Ride on bro.

Kokoye, i agree wit u.

@sleek, if u don't like my comment go and eat poo. Men and women are NOT the same. Shikena. P.S - Na your mama get syphillis. Frustrated woman.

And ur point is??

Gbam! Couldnt have summarized it better myself.

Blackbelt kè? Hell no. And i mean it. I'd prefer to get my arze kicked by a fellow guy.

@poster, u effed two sisters? Ur d man! Kip it up man. Ur doing us proud man. Who knows who ur g.f is bleeping outside? Ride on jor. We r looking up to u.

@xhosa, i'm guessing d money ur also getting must be a motivating factor.

Jaidey, I no follow u come here o. Me don dey here tey tey. Just stumbled on ur name. It's Eddie312. Gangstaeddie312.

Jaidey-one aka rikudo senin wat's up?

@vic. No mind all dis gals. Dem wan grow dikk and ballz like men.

Nonsense! Can a woman urinate while standing? We are allowed to philander, women are not. Shikena. The punishment for women who commit adultery is stoning to death. Worst case scenario is a few lashes of cane on his tushie. MEN AND WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL! Yes, life is not fair. Deal with it. Besides, if u wan dey play away game like us men u will suffer d consequences. And ur punanie will also suffer d consequences. So choose wisely!

There really isnt any difference btw her and weird mc so wat did u guys expect?

Wat r ur favourite 9ja movies. There's dis one dat used to give me d creeps. KARASHIKA. Remember? They used to sing 'karashika karashika queen of darkness, lucifer lucifer king of darkness'. Anyone? Then NNEKA THE PRETTY SERPENT. Gosh, used to be terrified by this one. 'Tony, lè m anya'! Lol. Then AGBARA. Good lawd, this movie was like d evil dead of nigeria to me. What's urs?

@werty, if u r still interested i have sometin for u. Give me ur email addy so i can send u d synopsis of my script. We can take tins up from there.

'Before my time is done, i will look down on your corpse and smile.' Achilles, Troy.

Na wa 4 all dis women o. Can't u have sex with a woman who offers u pun*ani on a platter of gold without being in love with her? It was JUST sex! Nothing more. It may sound unfair to u girls, but that's d way d world works so get with d programme. . . ! Poster, if u are tired of shining her chihuahua just tell her where u stand b4 it gets outta hand.

Gosh, i've been so busy. Will get back to u on that synopsis and this one too. Best of luck.

When will women know that they should stop giving men silly tests? How are we even sure that d gal was joking? Make una leave matter jor. Women r very cunning. Oya y d gal com dey call back dey beg? Shey d bobo fail d test? In my opinion, he just showed d gal dat he is a no nonsense man. She won't try it again, trust me. I'll say u did good. . .