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Cadet:
No, I want a piece of you baby!! I want a living chocolate

ewwwwww, gross, I wnt associate with any sexualchocolate




oh gosh, baba nla et important just dey enter ~roll eye~

[size=13pt]Ok, how about LivingChocolate?[/size]

Cadet:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA


free show!!!

[size=13pt]Want some popcorn?[/size]

Cadet:
I don't! Put something like "Stephen.P". It's good enough like that

[size=13pt]Nope. SexualChocolate sounds a lot better to me. LOL!!![/size]

vivaladiva:
new fucking jersey who gives a shit about camden in new bloody jersey
if i don't live in the US why should i know fuckin camden
does your geographically intelligent mind know where weston super mare is or where cockforster is

[size=13pt]You would know where COCKforster is, wouldn't you?[/size]

Cadet:
ohh puhhlz, hisssssssssssssss!

[size=13pt]Like you don't like it. LOL!![/size]

D-reloaded:
enough with the ganging up on dangermouse jare. It's not even entertaining

It's like when big kids make fun of the small retard. Not cool.

[size=13pt]LOL!!! So when is Oluwaseun Osewa banning me again? I need to start coming up with a new name. Maybe SeuxalChocolate like LadyT suggested.  [/size]

dangermous:
Shopona fire your mouth. You dey mad. Igbotan mob you for prick

[size=13pt]I swear you're queer. All you've ever talked about is my d!ck. I don't roll like that, homo.[/size]

dangermous:
But wetin this vivaladive babe do wey una dey hunt am like this.
I say eh, you people just dey pick on anybody on a random basis sha.

[size=13pt]What did I say about you shutting the Bleep up?[/size]

stillwater:
Where are the pics

[size=13pt]LOL!!! You're still waiting for 'em?[/size]

vivaladiva:
cunt-load i hope u were not refering to viva

[size=13pt]I thought women found the word "cunt" offensive?[/size]

dangermous:
Guy, speak English abeg.

[size=13pt]They say, as quiet as a mouse. Why the hell don't you be like your species and shut the Bleep up. Seriously. You are retarded and pissing me off right now.[/size]

dangermous:
Ok look people. I am sorry if i stepped on any toes. I no wan fight please.If i don offend, make u no vex bo

[size=13pt]Too late. You picked your fights now face your opponents and stop squeaking like a mouse. . .oh I forgot, you really are a low life mouse.[/size]

dangermous:
Guy, go suck prick jo. Abi all this adulation don dey enter ya head.

I am Dangermouse bo

[size=13pt]Really? And this is coming from a guy who claimed to have stared at my profile 10 times today and is still going to stare at me some more. I'm beginning to think you are queer. . .not like there's anything wrong with it.[/size]

dangermous:
Guy, talk true, you dey happy say she give you excuse. I no blaame you sha, look as she dey paint face my Kamala the Ugandan giant.

[size=13pt]Dude, that was uncalled for.[/size]

eldee:
No ooh

@StephenP
My days, I never suceeded in getting a dude to check my pic
By the power vested in me, I hereby ordain you into 'Order du Les Fly'

[size=13pt]Merci beaucoup, Monsieur.[/size]

debosky:
everybody is after this Stephen dude. . .very soon guys sef will start viewing his profile

Steve just take it easy or else your 'yekini' will pack up after these ladies are finished with it.

j-girl:
Don't you have boundaries you this boy? As soon as you see (f) your antennas starts beeping or what?

[size=13pt]LOL!![/size]

Cadet:
Don't worry, you'll also see what's down!

[size=13pt]Really? Awesome! Hope you're ready for what's down there. LOL[/size]

eldee:
Let's see
eldee 11:11:54 PM Viewing Who's Online.

j-girl  11:11:52 PM Viewing j-girl's profile.

LadyT  11:11:53 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

stillwater 11:11:54 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

jennykandry  11:11:52 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

StephenP 11:11:52 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

Cadet 11:11:53 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

@desodgi   11:11:51 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.  

[size=13pt]LOL!! Damn![/size]

Cadet:
yea, pretend to remain macho!

for that, I'm not telling you

[size=13pt]Yeah right? When everyone has logged off we'll see what's up.[/size]

Cadet:
b/c I ordered him to change it na

[size=13pt]Faux.[/size]

stillwater:
Why did you change your pic?

[size=13pt]I don't know. I felt like changing it. Do you want the other one back? Before that, please tell me what's going on.[/size]

Cadet:
tell this boy adesodgi to leave me, then I'll fill you in

[size=13pt]Really?

@adesodgi, please leave Cadet alone.

@Cadet, aiit what's up?.[/size]

[size=13pt]Ok, can someone fill me in? I left for a minute and there are like 10 pages already.[/size]

Jackal.:
@ D-reloaded,

Bread n Beans n Water and reh reh reh.
At least UK peops are healthier than y'all overweight, obese phat-assed Americans.

[size=13pt]Faux.[/size]

LadyT:
Stephen the only think you cook is posion I am still recovering from your loff food.  Abeg get out of the kitchen and let a real woman in!  

[size=13pt]Yeah right. As I fully recall, you were drooling by merely looking at the food that I cooked. . .literarily. Don't make me spill all the beans here on NL. LOL!![/size]

j-girl:
LMAO! More like We blame Sly and Stephen for not following through. Yeye boys!

Busta:
stephen again?
sometimes, its not good to be too cute.

[size=13pt]Oga o.[/size]

[size=13pt]Truthfully, I can't marry a woman who can't cook because for one, though I can cook, I sure as hell ain't gon' be the one doing all the cooking all the time. And secondly, I am not gon' waste money on restaurants everyday.
Seondly, women are generally neater than men so you should at least make an attempt to clean the house even if you don't want to. Remember it's also your house too so cleaning it is beneficial to you both. If your man is dirty, talk to him about it and let him know to clean up after himself.[/size]

The Sly:
You aint even ashamed of yourself to spew this out?

[size=13pt]Nope. I kinda like it.[/size]

Busta:
@stephen,
am good thx. . .seems to be laying low these days huh?

@jenny,
nahh . . don't get it twisted.
besides . . stephen, tho cute but he's way too young for me.

[size=13pt]Yeah.[/size]

jennykadry:
not until u divorce cadet

[size=13pt]Like Cadet said, we are just friends.[/size]

Busta:
keep telling ursef that . . not for too long, hang around and u'll get lucky again.

sup with ya?

[size=13pt]I'm good. How are you?[/size]

Busta:
Stephen single ke?

nairaland girls are hooked on him.

[size=13pt]I'm still single. [/size]

[size=13pt]The reason why some guys freak out is because there's so much they really want to say but they let perception get in their way. They don't want to be the first to say "I love you" because they are scared of being rejected or saying it so early in the relationship. Also, they feel it might make them look weak and dependent instead of the manly character that the society wants him to be. But hey, some women too are like that. I think your post applies to both male and female.[/size]

[size=13pt]Love is nothing without you, the other person and trust.[/size]

chika98:
See childs play! Stephenp is good looking and ive even said so myself but gatdamn this one is on another level na wa oo. It isn't that serious ladies

[size=13pt]I don't understand what you mean.[/size]

[size=13pt]LOL!!! It's all true. I can produce more evidence but I have to go to bed now.[/size]

Cadet:
How about my own poem I asked you

Cadet:
OK, sure. But it berra not be explicit   I am just trying to see how good a poet you are  

Cadet:
Awww, nice poem. Thanks! Now I know you're good in poetry.    Very nice

[size=13pt] There! Evidence![/size]

Cadet:
Produce the evidence that you begged me then

[size=13pt]LOL!! You deserve the award for Best Post Modifer. Everyone knows the truth.[/size]

[size=13pt]And who was this poem to? As I recall, you literarily went on your knees and begged me to write this poem for you and I can prove it. Don't even think about modifing the facts because I saved them on my PC, all you have to do is ask me to produce them. LOL!! Gotcha.[/size]