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Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 3:40am On Feb 23, 2009

DaPhoenix:
Fabricated?

https://i39.tinypic.com/2nt8y8y.jpg

I don't see it

*flatlines @ the gif*

DaPhoenix:
Granted, like you said the percentage part but that doesn't change the fact that too many Nigerian men especially the wealthier ones have got big beer bellies.

Women too got huge bellies.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 3:32am On Feb 23, 2009

DaPhoenix:
I refuse to let us digress. I believe we are talking about men and their huge bellies.

We were but this topic is fabricated for us to go on.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 2:12am On Feb 23, 2009

Treetop20:
i am pretty sure she can barely breathe
with all that body shaper she is wearing

lol yeah it does look kinda tight.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 2:08am On Feb 23, 2009

https://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn312/gotmaddskills/b3.jpg

I don't like the pose but she looks delicious.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 1:31am On Feb 23, 2009

HeatFusion:
@ Stephen and Treetop
You know what could be more appealing than staring at you sexy men?
Watching you two discuss intelligently

Not as much appeal as I'm getting from staring at your profile picture lipsrsealed

Treetop20:
that is just a mere exaggeration and not possible
i am sure those stats aren't real in this case

lol that is too much of an exaggeration. If the poster said 98% per cent of men every year have protruding bellies I would understand he/she was grossly exaggerating but increasing 98% a year? No . . . rofl

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 1:25am On Feb 23, 2009

Treetop20:
this has always been the case in Nigeria
men thinking that their big stomach is the way to show
off their wealth. I do not think adult school will help them either

Yeah but it's increasing 98% a year though. That is mathematically impossible.

ibkaye:
Lmao @ goat meat!

I'm wiping tears from my eyes.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 1:18am On Feb 23, 2009

landwin:
Please,Can anybody tell the nigerian government to put a stop to the beer,goat meat and increase the number of gyms in each state,seriously the number of "pregnant men" in nigeria is increasing 98% every year and the worst part of it all is some of this men and their wives think the best way to show off your wealth is by having a protruding belly. Please can anybody tell Yaradua or Goodluck Jonathan to open schools for the ignorant and illiterate Adults in Nigeria.

OMG!!! I didn't even read that! How the heck is that possible? That adult school is looking good right now lol.

Romance › Re: For The Ladies Only by StephenP(m): 1:16am On Feb 23, 2009

They are probably boiling with jealously lol.

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 1:14am On Feb 23, 2009

LadyT:

Hope your well hun.

I'm good. How are you?

eyonigger:
Now i got them old experienced nlanders all pranting, I dnt need ur prants, just bounce and let this thread fly over to page 3. I am going to do my job. Dodoyo's think am seeking attn. walahi make una think healthily

I'm pretty sure that's not a word in the English dictionary. Also, can you leave the ladies alone?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Protruding Bellies Is Becoming A Problem? by StephenP(m): 1:11am On Feb 23, 2009

dead

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 1:07am On Feb 23, 2009

LadyT:
All these small small boys looking to build internet rep.

Bravo!

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 1:03am On Feb 23, 2009

DaPhoenix:
I guess when he came registered, you went on your hiatus.

Oh . . . gotcha.

DaPhoenix:
Anyway, no need to snoop because there is nothing to find.

Only time will tell.

LadyT:
Did you smoke crack cocaine or did you inject heroin?

ha! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 12:49am On Feb 23, 2009

Grizzly:
Maybe thatz a violation of our freedom,
but personally i wonder if heatfusion, daphoenix and tope all reside in the same house or maybe the same area,
tope is the odd name out tho,
The other names sound like "classy-ho" names to me

WTF!!

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 12:47am On Feb 23, 2009

DaPhoenix:
That WAS shady.

No because I honestly don't know who he is.

HeatFusion:
@Rebellious
Oh ok, but you need to stop leading my brother on. It ain't right.
Leave treetop alone na, ah ahn

Seems like this is deep. Time to do some snooping around lol.

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 12:37am On Feb 23, 2009

tope2000:
She is lying, she has been flirting and chatting with treetop on yim

No shade but who's this?

DaPhoenix:
That's good because I haven't been the same; I was missing you and your poems

Aww . . . I'll post one soon, not today though.

tope2000:
u know i detest cheater and i have stephen's best interest at heart

That's why I love you.

DaPhoenix:
I promise, I'm clean. Granted, I flirted here and there but it was all fun https://i42.tinypic.com/mv3ybq.jpg

hahahaha

Romance › Re: Stephen Come In Here by StephenP(m): 12:16am On Feb 23, 2009

lol I've been great. I'm doing well really. I didn't really leave, I logged on sometimes so see what's up but I didn't post.

About you being faithful, I guess I believe you but I'll still run that background check on you lol.

How do make those gifs? They are amazing.

Romance › Re: I Luv Her N She Luvs Me. What Do I Do? by StephenP(m): 12:12am On Feb 23, 2009

ha!

Literature › Re: The Curse by StephenP(op): 11:36pm On Feb 22, 2009

Thanks guys.

Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members by StephenP(m): 11:22pm On Feb 22, 2009

DaPhoenix:
OMG!!!!

https://i41.tinypic.com/11wfsdz.jpg

Are you running away??!! Hot damn!!!

Why are there only pictures of guys?

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by StephenP(m): 11:16pm On Feb 22, 2009

@poster, you don't have staph. Go check that out again.

Romance › Re: Inside Human Parts Market In Lagos by StephenP(m): 3:21am On Feb 18, 2009

Not in the least bit romantic. Might want to move to . . . politics?

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by StephenP(m): 7:40pm On Jan 30, 2009

bluespice:
pardon me but can the following people
kindly post on here b4 i bite their heads off!!!

sisjinx as much as i love u twinie ill lovingly bite ur head off if u leave this topic without gracing it with a reply in the course of this week!

kay9 dearie trust me u dont wanna see me mad

cayon sweetey, uve been the good one of the lot
really u havent been bad at all im just craving for some of ur writing thasall

stephenP where the hell is this fuyne man?
mister ur being cute will not make me bite ur head off but i sure will do something crazy if u dont post something
and something to make up for the lost time at that!

lol I apologize. Hopefully tonight I will have something in the bag.

Literature › The Curse by StephenP(op): 7:38pm On Jan 30, 2009

I know, I know, it's been AGES since I last posted something and I am ashamed of myself but see what happened was, it's a really long story and I'm sure you don't want to hear it. grin

The Curse

Disguised by my easy-going persona, Nigerian accent, and pasted-on grin, hidden like my eyes behind black NY baseball hats, beneath my often bearded visage - is a gnawing ache. Sometimes mocking me; sometimes pushing me toward my limit; sometimes silent, but always there, always present. The ache lives and breathes. It grows as I grow, feeding on my accomplishments and replacing them with uncertainty. And when, for a fleeting second, I am able to adapt to the ache, reinforce my defenses, build up immunity, the ache adapts to me. The ache is a virus and I am the host. The ache is a parasite and though it is seemingly harmful, it is in actuality benign; for it is not the ache itself that kills but the quest to rid oneself of the ache that is problematic.

The ache needs me to survive. In my pursuit to gain relief from the ache, I feed it the only thing that satiates it – accomplishment. Every passing grade I ever earned, every acceptance letter I ever received, every cent I ever cashed, every tackle I ever made, every success I ever experienced no matter how remote, worked to satisfy the ache, not me. And for those fleeting moments, I felt relief. But just as sure as the night, the ache returned.

I wonder if all mankind is cursed with the ache. I wonder if the ache is hereditary, passed down from parent to offspring; or if the ache develops independently of any parental input and is self-imposed. Is the ache a product of capitalist society, or do even mankind’s most ancient people, unspoiled by the modern world, also experience the ache? I wonder if it can ever be cured.

Many say that what I feel as an ache in the recesses of my consciousness is nothing but the esoteric fear of failure. Others say the ache is my ambition, my drive towards a goal. They say the ache will always be there until the bright glow of success anesthizes it - but until that day comes, it will be my cross to bear. But I have my doubts, for as soon as a man earns a million dollars; he aspires for 10 million more. As soon as he learns to walk, he aspires to run. He who is truly driven is never satisfied, and thus the ache is eternal, always transforming to fit the host’s reality.

To have a goal, is to have the ache, and to have the ache is to never know contentment. This is the curse of the driven.

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Romance › Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by StephenP(m): 7:32pm On Jan 30, 2009

Yes ma'am

Romance › Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by StephenP(m): 7:27pm On Jan 30, 2009

I've been really really busy. You honestly have no idea. I swear my boss is trying to work me to death.

Romance › Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by StephenP(m): 7:23pm On Jan 30, 2009

Aww . . . I'm truly speechless.

Romance › Re: Intentions! by StephenP(m): 7:20pm On Jan 30, 2009

Imma step outta here because 'em ladies are ripping him apart LOL!!

Romance › Re: How Can U Cope With A Guy With Mouth Odour by StephenP(m): 2:52am On Jan 28, 2009

You SHOULD be responsible for yourself and if you are "done with him" why did you create this topic?

Word of advice: Instead of pointing fingers at him because of his mouth odor try working on your English. It was a pain to translate

Romance › Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 9:14pm On Jan 25, 2009

bluespice:
stephen!! welcome back sir
we definitely mised u!

I missed you too.

Romance › Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 8:57pm On Jan 25, 2009

onyinye2:
'
Not at all. It was just friendly way of saying. . . . . "Hey! What's Up! How ya doing?"

death!

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