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[size=13pt]I have no idea, Jenny.[/size]

[size=13pt]A massage when my whole body ached the shit outta me.[/size]

stillwater:
Look but don't stare.

LOL!!!

stillwater:
But we do not stare for like ever as you guys do

Because there ain't as many bulges as breasts moving around, I guess. Plus, I thought you girls are more of the hearing type while we are more of the visual type. You can't blame us for looking, can you?

@topic, There's no reason why. It just happens. Same as if we had bulges in our pants, that's where you ladies would look at first. That's just how it goes.

[size=13pt]@all, LOL!!! Y'all are reading WAY too much.[/size]

Rebellious:
We don't know each other well so I guess he wants to know me better first before he goes any further. Damn, men are so easy to read.

[size=13pt]Really? I think there's an error in your reading Ma'am.[/size]

Rebellious:
Really. Why do I feel like you are not telling me the truth?

[size=13pt]I don't know. You tell me. Why do you think I'm lying? Well I did try to come in contact with you and what not but you ignored me. Yet, I didn't chase you round this forum and I didn't open threads about you and how I want to meet you. So I guess we are just on the friendship level which is cool with me.[/size]

Rebellious:
We are just friends.

[size=13pt]Right. Don't mind what any other person says. They are just playing. LOL!!![/size]

LASIEFAIRE:
Timbaland boots for half price off. Appreciate good deal

[size=13pt]LMAO.[/size]

Sweet T:
Yeah blind mofos don't see that well.

[size=13pt]That's probably why you haven't seen that Rebellious ain't into you.[/size]

Rebellious:
@StephenP, so Mr. Dangerously Sexy has finally decided to walk in right?

[size=13pt]LOL!!! Girl, you tripping.[/size]

Sweet T:
who the F--- is this #$@#$. talking about cheesy rap. A beg go lay down. Real gees are on the roll.

[size=13pt]Really? I don't see 'em.[/size]

Sweet T:
No no no pumpkin, i'm a certified love-vendor. Impossible to be gay. Handsome definitely playa like myself, i can rock your world like it's 1999 baby !!

Sweet T:
I put my money where the talk is. It's summer time. let me thrill you. You will be amazed. Nothing cheap about me, especially when it comes to a Bomb like yourself.

[size=13pt]Is it just me or were those lines the cheesiest lines yet?[/size]

NaJa HaJe:
Bootycall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[size=13pt]LMAO.[/size]

idupaul:
Why did the useless fagot have to come at me,

[size=13pt]Quit blabbing and go to bed. It's waayyy past your bedtime.[/size]

idupaul:
I no nothing bout u, thank God u know that a living horse won't screw u.

Rebellious:
Sorry Sexy but it's the truth.

[size=13pt]@idupaul, I swear you're retarded.

@Rebellious, I don't think so.[/size]

Rebellious:
He's a guy. His type rarely make sense.

[size=13pt]Hey. . .that was mean.[/size]

Rebellious:
@topic, guys with chapped lips and/or dry skin.

[size=13pt]They piss me off too. I've had a couple of so-called friends who were just backstabbers in disguise[/size]

Rebellious:
@topic, guys with chapped lips and/or dry skin.

[size=13pt]LOL! You don't expect guys to always have lotion with them, do you?[/size]

[size=13pt]Backstabbers.[/size]

[size=13pt]@TechJunky, WTF? Don't you dare compare Nigerian women with white women because Nigerians girls way better. I'm guessing you haven't seen many white women except those on TV or ads that why you think they are fitter and look more attractive than Nigerians.[/size]

[size=13pt]What in the world would you be trying to prove by telling this story?[/size]

[size=13pt]Cadet, please can you post it and let them go.

@Rebellious, I can show you some of mine if you like.[/size]

Rebellious:
I just didn't feel like I needed to respond. After all, I don't know you well.

[size=13pt]Well, you would have known me well by now if you decided it was worth your while to respond.[/size]

Rebellious:
I wasn't avoiding you.

[size=13pt]Ok, can you explain the unanswered IMs and email?[/size]

Rebellious:
@topic, there's nothing wrong with metrosexual guys. In fact, the more metrosexual guys there are, the better the world would be.

[size=13pt]Gotcha! Why have you been avoiding me, Miss?[/size]

Sisikill:
ROTFLMAO. . . .

Do carry. . .wait *picks up glass of Strawberry Daiquiri. . .Virgin and takes a sip* Aaaah. Now carry on, carry on

[size=13pt]Best smoothie ever![/size]

lusc:
@StephenP
send me your email address or your number

[size=13pt]Sorry, I can't. Can you just give us an estimate of how much your services cost or what packages you have and how much they cost.[/size]

[size=13pt]@poster, how much do you charge?[/size]

eldee:
You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

LASIEFAIRE:
why do you want me to go to bed. You got plans
Nights are days to me  and days Night

[size=13pt]Pay her no mind. She wants to talk to me in private. Ain't that right, LadyT? LOL!!![/size]

LASIEFAIRE:
yes,  3. A.m  actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?

[size=13pt]Time zones.

@Ibkaye, I just might employ you to write songs for me. LOL!!![/size]

Tahila:
Why Not THe Question
Why Do Nigerian Men Have Protruding Bellys?

[size=13pt]Isn't it obvious?[/size]