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MojiEsther:
My Idiot Neighbour.

"To deal her a blow in the mouth would be my pleasure
Two tooths lost, a big cut on her rough lips(does she smoke cannabis?), then she'll find it difficult to gossip about me and lie on me
I would love to yank off her hair so i can add the final touch to her 'ugli-ness'
She's so full of shit, useless, mediocre, dumb, . I wonder why i ever exchanged words with her.
Another jab to wipe off that smirk on her face, a smile of victory huh, ?
And a final sidekick to her waist, so there'll be no 'Uncle/Aunty' fun for her for the next two weeks. Her husband would be mad! So, i don't care. He should've taught her better.

But then,
I stood in front of her smiling and thinking, If i responded to her ,  it would be her pleasure. She had it all planned out. Who knows she might have a knife in her old dirty knickers. Riff raff!
She kept raining abuses on me, pulling me, challenging me to engage in a fight with her,

But i was thinking,
Í've got an exam to conclude this morning, she's a drop out
I've got a contract job to begin on monday, she's jobless. She cant even eat unless her husband brings 'pepper' nor does she contribute in anyway to her family.
I've got more exams next week, she'll never move forward with her attitude.

Therefore I concluded,
This is the devil in my evil neighour's skin, No, i wont yield to the temptation. So i just walked away,  Painful, but wise.

bluespice:
come ,lets feast on the souls of men

get drunk on their hopelessness

come lets make a banquet of the fears of men

bask in the tears of the  dying

bluespice:
hearken the voice of the homeless

heed the cry of the suffering

Ibime:
Don't mind these your groupies, especially that Phoenix with her irritating .gifs

This poem is wack to me sha.  

Ibime:
I read the best poem on NL yesterday, and no one even looked at it:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-56428.0.html

LadyT:
@Stephen

Really well written nothing smutty in that at all I loved it!   

Rotflmao@tope and phoenix