₦airaland Forum

GoroTango:
And you really passed English in your WAEC?

sure I did..any problem?

DailyNuella:
TOLEX,Tobi and Alex- Saved
CEELO,CeeC and Lolu - Saved
MITO, Miracle and Alex- Saved
LIFU, Leo and Ifu Ennada- evicted

oga cdq ur meat Dom show
at least she gained 2.5m

omg,he must have swallowed the snake,with JAMB's 36 million,the man's top alone go do comfortable kaftan for buhari and osibanjo

engineerboat:
I was so surprised this evening at the comment of a Nairalander that [b]dullard in ho [/b]without the space now turn to President Buhari.


So decide to try ot out, low and behold its Real.


1. Does it mean that The Presidency has finally accepted that's an official name.

hahahaha...the thing weak me.

thanks nairaland,the voice of the people is the voice of God.

na today?,buhari before the elections drank black tea,from Mali..he used HTC phone,but now riding with iPhone "10+".. he had no Money to buy presidential form,but God miraculously gave his jobless son millions of naira to board bike from gwarinpa to aso rock.

they've been using it since time memorial. so no biggie..see biafran masturbators parabulating above me

Godnifemi:
Anyone can be a wife but not everyone can be a mother

ur kettle of tea. .

phoenix17:
am nt understanding

leave it that way.

sorry1:

What's this one saying... You just made me sad

lol..sorry

bmcs won't like this

DrGaius:
Refusing vaccinations for a child

As the 'anti-vax' movement is gaining steam, so are the diseases those vaccinations hope to protect against with some parents citing false claims that vaccines cause autism have used religious beliefs to refuse the shots for their kids.

Seven of the nine court cases over the right to refuse vaccination concluded that refusal was 'medical neglect,' though five of those judgments were in states that didn’t have laws allowing refusal for religious or philosophical reasons. The cases that did side with the parents focused on the religious claims, not medical reasons.

As pediatricians double down on sharing the evidence supporting vaccines, we might see policies change to bar parents from refusing vaccines,except in rare circumstances or if they can find a legitimate religious-based reason not to.

buhari and APC Illegal by 2019

360frolic:
A mother of four, Nkeiruka Ngwu, 36, has been arrested by the Lagos state police command for child abuse.
https://misspetitenaijablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-11-at-15.44.15.png
According to reports Ngwu, who resides at 47 Ogundana Street, off Allen Avenue, Ikeja, brutalized her 10- year -old househelp identified as Chioma Samuel, whomshe brought from Abia to live with her after the child’s father passed.

Ngwu, who has since January when she brought the child been abusing her met her waterloo after Wednesday 7th of March, 2018, when she allegedly placed a hot pressing iron on the victim’s hands and legs then poured hot water on her as well.

OnThursday 8 March, 2018, Ngwu was confronted by several women who had notcied the injuriy marks on the child. After Ngwu dropped off all her kids at their various schools, she was accosted by the women. They instructed the suspect to take the girl to a hospital or else they would petition the Commissioner of Police Lagos State,but Ngwu did not heed their warnings.

Upon noticing Ngwu did not do as they instructed, they called on the attention of the Commissioner of Police,Lagos State and the suspect was later arrested and will be charged to court tomorrow.

http://newshelm.ng/police-arrest-woman-who-injured-her-maid-with-hot-iron-and-water/

cc lalasticlal mynd44

pure wickedness

AlfaSeltzer:
sex is good

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Hmmm,bit if it were to be his wife caught in the act,una talk go be "this hoes ain't loyal".

lol,they should be proud of wat they did na

when lai "lies" the devil seats to take lesson

the baby looks tired and exhausted guess he never experret it..More funny adventures.

officialMarcTimi:
Some ladies trophy is to just born. Da whereabouts of their chidren is not even their concern. If dat woman in da pic is da mother I have one thing to tell her; today God has used dat 9yr old boy to rescue ur child but next time u will cry if u dnt stop ur stupidity n carelessness

obviously someone lost his thinking cap.how about if she was busy,like attending to house chores or some sort?do u think it's easy to multi-task?a kid at that age,it's common for kids at such stage,moving here and there.it's just God.so the woman would have sat all day long,staring at the child,cox that's her sole mission in life abi? only God himself knows the type of hole and corners u entered wen u were at that stage
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dederocs:
Sad news for Nigerian fugitives in UK...change your ways or prepare to come face hell

na u be o.p,and still be first to comment.
.kwarruption can never end in naija..change begins with u

donstan18:
I will agree to him only if a woman can draw a square shape with her pee while urinating.

is that all, u could achieve?

hadduni:
please can someone tell me the meaning of paddy?

as in, my paddy -paddy..he should be his dad's padi-padi

DavSagacity:
somebody is not right here. How did that small boy climbed that well in the first place.??...
Haba! !,

egbon..simple he was rescued by his brother..can we move on?

hero from the east

hehehe,Dino,is Bello's night mare,soonest,the blind governor on black shades,would be led back he..same with President Buhari in aso rock..for whatsoever is agreed by Nigerians is also agreed on heaven

so nairaland has automatically changed"dullard in ho to president buhari?
thanks for accepting he's a dullard

et her love na,since music is a No go area,flavour couldn't make her a baby mama,and oga banky after all the crushing couldn't wife

let her love na,since music is a No go area,flavour couldn't make her a baby mama,and oga banky after all the crushing couldn't wife her.

so cute..motherhood rocks!!,the look on jam-jam face,watching out for edible catering

"wish list" Alice in the wonderland

APC, is for change,olaoye stonecold kunle.lol....but wait,is that the widow@the first pix??hahahaha,that one pass house of Tara and bibyonce..

ijustdey:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/10-popular-quotes-of-vice-president-yemi-osinbajo.html

mtchewww
his greatest quote would be"I come out this day to denounce this government from the pit of hell..anything short from this,he should keep quiet..though the best quote, ever is "my political ambition isn't Worth the blood of a single Nigerian".

in-virtuous couple in kwakwanso's voice

tunrayoz:
U thought. White r good on Muslims, it signifies purity n peace, Islam is the religion of purity n peace

spare me that thrash..why is she not on hijab or niqqab,to show the purity of Islam? must it be on the attires of "infidels"..
religion of Peace? irony of life

negatively how?or u simply can't get enuf of His dick?