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handsomenairala:
Forget that thing! Una dey deceive una self. The money wey una suppose invest in your life or business, una go blow am on top of woman wey go eventually dump una.

Come to UK/US and see how your Sisters are dumping your brothers despite the huge bride prices paid on their head.

A good wife ll always be a good wife either you pay a bride price or not. Nothing you do that would make an irresponsible lady to become responsible except she decides to change on her own terms

Those ones are hustlers.
I'm talking about the 96% of Igbo women here.
Don't get high BP because of Igbo women.

phazotron:
it's motherfukers like you that fan the embers of tribalism in this country.

Wow!
He quoted me three times!
Bro, you must have exhausted your energy.
You need Lucozade boost.

fsk1:
Get out u tribalist!If it were some other tribe u would have showcased ur bigotry!

Eyaaa! E pain you o!
Looks like your women are not as good as ours.
Pele...train them well to stay with their husbands, for better for worse.

Op, use funniest, crazy in the topic name instead of weirdest.
@topic,

Re: He Took Holy Communion And Had Sex After
Church, Any Repercusion?
by falconey(m): 1:30pm On Apr 12
if its me ,I'm sure the LORD will forgive me.
That brother just purchased a ticket to self-contain in
hell.

www.nairaland.com/2251613/he-took-holy-communion-sex#32635372

Re: My Hubby Starves Me Of Sex: What To Do? by
LewisO(m): 3:24pm
Must u tell us he dis-virgined u?
Oya were is the certificate that he dis-virgined u?

www.nairaland.com/2246066/hubby-starves-me-sex-what#32523463

Re: My Hubby Starves Me Of Sex: What To Do? by
OohMpa: 3:34pm On Apr 09
Open your mallage photo album, bring out your wedding
pinshure, put am for table....
Snap yourself, put am for table....
Look "Before", look "After", look "Before"again and look
"After"again.....
It's called Akpu Tlansformation
Thank Ooh Mpa later

Re: My Hubby Starves Me Of Sex: What To Do? by
jamex93(m): 3:27pm On Apr 09
Tell am, if him no change,
Put bura tashi for him food any time u want sex

www.nairaland.com/2246066/hubby-starves-me-sex-what#32523545

Re: My Hubby Starves Me Of Sex: What To Do? by
justmag(m): 3:27pm On Apr 09
There is Google but you still come here to ask these
questions. ..

Re: Fans Blast Kayswitch Over Photo Of The Girl
Killed During Lekki Robbery Attack
by steppins: 9:44am On Mar 13
Abeg, what is K-switch? Na electrical parts?

www.nairaland.com/2193799/fans-blast-kayswitch-over-photo#31573157

Coming back for more.

jungleluv70:
Useless talk that means yourself you are robber too with experience.

Don't worry, na ur house be our next target!

Before nko?
Our bride price no dey cost for nothing.
Ihe di mma rie m ego( Good thing na money)

Nawa o!
An outsider might think he won the presidential election.

Those ones na amateur/small time robbers!
Try those ones wey dey do bank robbery, bodi go tell you.

MEILYN:
You are calling a General a puppet? The way you people see Buhari amuses me most times. Don't hope it, Buhari can never be a puppet. A low ranked military man behaves as if he is the oga at the top, talk more of an Ex General.

Smh...Reading and comprehension is always a big deal for some people.

Lala247:
Oh have they got money?

No, na sand dem get.

Lala247:
Lol ok oh .. But ibo guy r romantic ... They take good care of their women

It's Igbo not ibo.
Igbo men romantic? Smh...Naija ladies equating money with love.

Nneka123:
kpaputa Gini?

Ajuju. Juo m ya ozo.

typ111:
if am not mistaken, you are part of those listening to a failed politician.......shame

Back at ya.

In Igbo, "Nne, kpaputa ya, ka osie".

koluray:
my volvo s60 stopped working and wont start again, its a 2002 model, does anyone have an idea on what may be wrong?

Hehehehehe!
Sorry to ask, so people still dey use Volvo?

What's the cry cry for?
These abokiis sef!

tupem:
maybe you didn't know, Desmond. has the. strongest "jazz" ever, Jesus!

Anam anu(I dey hear)

yetunde01:
Nollywood actor actor Desmond Elliot is filled with so much joy at the moment following his victory at the recently held House of Assembly election.

The actor turned politician emerged winner of the Lagos state House of Assembly election and would proceed to the State Assembly where he’ll be representing Surulere Constituency 1.

Desmond Elliot Reacts To Winning House Of Assembly Seat

He took to his Facebook page to thank everyone who believed in him and voted for him.

Below is his message:

“Today marks a new phase in my life as I have officially launched my journey into the Nigerian Politics, firstly I would love to thank the people of Surulere for truly believing in me and my dreams to bringing out new energy and new enthusiasm to our place, today I reaffirm all my promises to you, we have attained victory together and together we shall also attain The Change We Desire. I also want to extend my profound gratitude to everyone who has supported me in this cause, my friends, fans and well-wishers. May God bless you all!”.


http://www.naij.com/421008-desmond-elliot-reacts-to-winning-house-of-assembly-seat.html

This is no longer acting, but politics.
If you do anyhow, they do you anyhow.
Get a strong Jazz, pray and hope that your enemies jazz no strong pass your own else...
Congrats anyway.

Homo alert!
Someone should hand that fagg something to put on!

EUROBOMBER:
I have spoken nothing but the absolute truth and you know it. Everything was a movie.

Yea, right!
Movie indeed!

Goke7:
my guy read my words carefully o, I said the voting pattern in the sw was more liberal, did i use the word smart? liberal means, more accommodating, meaning Jonathan got more votes in the sw than buhari got in the ss and se which is there for all to see, even in the governorship elections, the pdp candidates in the sw except oyo did well by pulling lots of votes which shows that the yorubas did not put all their eggs in one basket which people are blaming the se for doing, there are pdp senators elect in the sw but is there any apc senator elect in the se?

so who is smarter and real now, if Jonathan had won this election, he would have appreciated the sw very much because they tried for him very much and the sw would have been prominent in his govt, i heard from a reliable source that jona was ready to compensate the sw very much if he had won the election.

As for ambode and agbaje, the whole world knew how close it was, but if abia people don't want pdp so why should lagos want them too.

My brother all i want is a better Nigeria for me and you. Cheers

Abeg, tell me something else jor.
Liberal my foot!
I'm tired of arguing with people who can't be honest to themselves.

Source?
Even if he did, it's the right thing to do, at least before he continues the serial ass kicking.

agarawu23:
shameless foolz, you ppl now turn your back on GEJ after the re election lost. guess what madueke was also doing with the HAusa's you ppl vowed never to rule you.

one Nigeria #no going back#

Sorry.

XBLadez:
And you thing the best way to react to that was to cheer? Guy leave story, everything that happened there was a movie. You think all Igbos support PDP? Better think again. Even on that Saturday, my silly elder brother tried to steal my PVC coz he's an APC supporter. Also go to Imo now and see PDP and APC fighting

Not all Igbos support PDP.
At least there are some of them in Nairaland who support ApC.
The Oba made that statement by mistake and somehow it ended in his favour, simple.
You can keep believing that crappy tale Eurobomber came up with, but Igbos know the truth.
I guess he loved to be ridiculed just for Ambode to win the election.
*scoffs* that's really a master stroke.
Think again bro.
I won't argue again....you can believe whatever you want to.

Real funny.

XBLadez:
But Ndigbo group were there cheering after he made the statement (?)

Can a warlord challenge another warlord in his abode?
They were in Oba's palace for heaven's sake!

tit:
Buhari never enter but what does he do?
He set up a committtee that will screen the members of his transition committee that will select those for his ministerial selection committee....

aaahn (deep breath)
it is going to be a rough ride peoples.
a rough ride!

Same formula with OBJ.
Set up committee to work and set up another committee to investigate the reason why they didn't work and that goes on in the same sequence.

EUROBOMBER:
Everything that happened in the Oba's palace was rehearsed and well planned by the APC, Oba and the Igbo Ezes in Lagos. The only way Ambode could beat Agbaje was to pitch the Yoruba against the Igbo and that is exactly what happened. Who recorded the whole thing and why was it leaked to the public? If this whole Oba episode had not happened, a lot of Yorubas would have voted for Agbaje and it was common knowledge that the Igbos would vote in block for Agbaje being their party man. The APC saw this and decided to play the ethnic card which worked perfectly. They know our people well and that we will shout and bring down heaven when we see the video just like we reacted during the deportation saga. Alot of Yorubas who initially wanted to vote for Agbaje ended up changing their mind to vote for Ambode because they saw it as Yoruba vs Igbo and they wanted to prove to the Igbo their dominance in Lagos. The whole drowning in Lagoon speech was a carefully written and acted script. The governorship election in Lagos turned out to be about proving who owns Lagos and this alone pitched almost all the Yorubas against Agbaje whom they saw as another Afonja.

All this was part of Tinubu's game, wake up! Don't be surprised to go to the Oba's palace and find him drinking with those Igbo Ezes.

They successfully labelled Agbaje as Okeshuku.

Bros, I disagree with you.
It wasn't a ploy. The Oba like most yorubas, hates the Igbos.
He publicly professed his hatred for Igbos out of anger and fear of losing.
His outburst went to his favour, because the yorubas felt that Igbos were trying to appoint a governor for them.
It's no ploy, he hates Igbos.

Up PDP!
The governor-elect should be careful and tell his party members to leave Fayose alone or else what's happening to Fayose will befall him.