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XtraSmooth404:
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!

Gbam! Gbam! Gbam!
I could go on and on bro!
Perfect answer.
Op, u be ameebo o!

19naia:
No, and as it may be, the creature OP put is likely a Genet which i did not know about.. But its still very related to the Civet.. I just have travelled and been to the south asian, amazon and african rain forest before. And i always check out information on the types of wildlife out there.. I too was once a jungle loving bush boy in Ondo state..

Your first answer "ocleot", fits the animal in the picture.
I googled it and it fits.

veraiyke:
Fool they are not both correct

Google it mumu and stop using michael west dictionary.

sCun:
You believe this nonsense from T A Orji's paid hack?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2246931_otti_jpg3fefgeyjpijoiyij9oh09e39e1f3ea258cf1138b1d2633a4624oe55780a75gda143754444660a358de5f0992ad71de8237a952b740_jpege09cf0e72157a8be14217c15b951b89a

She's shameless, she'll believe anything.

tbaba1234:
Read!!

Yea, right!
Tell that to abokii wey dey use transistor radio dey listen to BBC Hausa.
All na pretence.
He has prepped his people for the violence that would follow.

JackBaueress:
Dunderhead, we all know what Jonathan is capable of doing. Freezing the account of a man of God which actually belongs to God is a sin to God. Money meant to take of the needs of people and for charity is been frozen by Jonathan.

Let the wrath of God fall upon him if he doesn't unfreeze Mbaka's account!

He's not as daft as you are.
Keep shouting!

He should tell his people to abstain from Violence when
he loses.
That's the most important message.
To rule Nigeria is not his birthright!

He should tell his people to abstain from Violence when he loses.
That's the most important message.
To rule Nigeria is not his birthright!

Rennee:
I guess I'm wasting my time trying to educate you. Bye Felicia.

Try and use your own advice.

The easiest way to know the APC's side is to look at the side filled with dirty urchins and vagabonds.
That's how they usually look.
Bunch of fanatics!

wakacome:
Stop lying.

Lying? Abeg use google or your dictionary bro.

Alphaoscar:
Dimeji Bankole is on his way to APC and the announcement is been expected after d meeting.

That thief?
Who wants him?

ewizard1:
Grammer is the new weapon!

Lmaooo!

Yes o! *smiles & whispers* But bros, na Grammar.
No fall my hand.

yommyphresh:
oga, i'm not one of those that'll spit on others cos of one nonsense political party abeg. My own is let's just call a spade a spade abeg, some posts are just so unintelligent. If it was a PDP poster on it, you wld av expected me to start ranting like a goat all over the thread about how PDP is sharing branded oil? No i won't sir, i'm too learned for that.

Learned ko, learned ni.

Rennee:
Yes, this is a public forum and that is why you could have easily aired your opinion without countering mine. Heck! Stuupid!!

When you spew senseless jargon, expect people like me to counter.
Mumu.

wakacome:
They might say you talk like a fool,they might say you think like a fool,they might say you comment like a fool but people should not be decieved because truly you are a fool...





Wakacome.

Quit editing my posts, the "wake" I wrote is correct.
Mumu.

Oga timaya get money o!
These celebrities are loaded.
Smh...I'm in the wrong job.

UrennaNkoli:
Implication of my posting? I repeat GEJ is a very big fool and there's nothing he can do because he is forever clueless. Jonathan is a fool...and if i see him anywhere, I'll still call him a fool!!

We understand your plight.
APC zombie followers are Ill-mannered and un-cultured.
It's like their motto.

yommyphresh:
i was thinking no1 was sensible enough to spot that. I almost gave up until I read ur comment. God bless you for being so intelligent!

Smh...It's always attached when it's APC but it's real in PDP.
APC fans are too mumuish to spot anything wrong with their party.
They swallow every line, hooker and sinker.
Sorry for una.

Rennee:
You could have typed that without quoting me. Ekpa!

Yeye, na public forum u dey!

veraiyke:
It dumb ass fool

"It's" dumb ass.
Dumbass and dumb-ass are still correct.
Cargo!

Guys must wack na.

Jwonder:
What is Nairaland tuning into, i remembered when i joined in 2013 everything was nice, I mean there where matured people online, people with sensible post. But nowadays what do we see, senseless post and i am not talking about Entertainment post but posts on politics section.. I just saw a post by one Uselessgoat (Seriously that is his moniker) That igbos are jealous of yoruba's and am like WTF!! Why would you allow such a post on Nairaland, what benefit will that kind of post bring except ethnic fights, and there are so many other post like that. Seun you and you Mods need to sit up, there are soo many kids on Nairaland that needs to be banned for life. Seun please don't sit and watch them turn Nairaland into just another site... Please!!!!!!!!!!

APC fans...always ranting!
If you don't like the posts, deactivate your account and move another site!
This is a forum for all Nigerians and foreigners all over the world.
Cry cry!

Hypocrites!
I thought they were against Fayose's stomach infrastructure?
Bloody liars and cheats!

Rennee:
Carry on sir. We've got your back.. Please don't let us down. We love you.

Dreamers club...na tuesday una go wake up.

Keep trying to identify policeman on election time.
Na accidental discharge go close mata!

ephemm:
This is a speech from a Presidential material

No, a wannabe.

olaxco2f:
Your Father!


warri! warri!! warri!!!

Your mama.

politricks:
Are you out of your mind. Must you play politics with everything?

How that one take concern you?

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=32026407]These are my projections for the Saturday election, I assume that there will be 40% turn out and that Buhari will have 80% in the North west, 70% in the northeast, 55% in the north central, 55% in the southwest, 10% in the southeast and 10% in the south south while GEJ was projected to have 20% in the northwest, 30% in the northeast, 45% in the north central, 45% in the southwest, 90% in the southeast and 90% in the southsouth. In arriving at these figures, I used the following criterias as what will guide the voters
1. Religion
2. Ethnicity
3. Performance
4. Undecided voters
5. Issues in the country such as corruption, Boko haram, Mama Peace etc
6. Performance of state governors
In the north, ethnic and religious considerations will tilt victory towards Buhari being predominantly Hausa-Fulanis and Muslims, in places like Kaduna, Adamawa, Kogi and Kwara states that has sizeable Christian populations, GEJ will have good showing while he may win marginally in states like Taraba, Plateau and Benue that are predominantly Christians.
For GEJ, ethnic consideration will give him good win in the southsouth and south east, I projected 90% for in in both zones.
In the south west, APC governors are on ground in four states so political party affliations and power of incumbency of governors will help Gen Buhari in those 4 states, In Ondo and Ekiti that have PDP governors, party loyalties will work in favour of GEJ to some extent but the Change mantra is so resounding in the two states, they are also the two states where allegations of non-performance is leveled against the president most in the southwest. In Osun State, GEJ will win big in Ife area because of Omisore, resentment against the governor because of salary issues will favour the president to some extent but will not be sufficient to give him a win, but he may get 25% this time around unlike in 2011. Other issues that could favour GEJ in the southwest is his dollarization of the terrain in the past few weeks, but in lagos, the consistent criticism of about N9bn contract given to Gani Adams, the OPC leader may work against GEJ because many reasonable voters are beginning to see the president as desperate and promoting Adams whom many educated Nigerians in the area continue to see as a nuisance. Issues such as religion will also play out in the south west, 90% of the votes of Muslims in the southwest will go to GMB, the Redeemed Christian Church of God where Prof Yemi Oshibajo is a Pastor will also play a role in favour of GMB. Though Pastor E.A. adeboye banned political statements in the church's pulpit nationwide, many influential pastors in the church are seriously rooting for one of their own. In the southwest, hatred for the first lady Dame Patient Jonathan, aka Mama Peace is more serious than in other parts of southern Nigeria, this will also affect GEJ marginally.
See my analysis in the attached document, a close race is in the offing even though GMB is favoured to win the race, I think I am fare to some extent, cheers![/quote]Keep dreaming!
Pepper sellers are also making analysis.
You guys can't make any analysis without adding sentiments.

veraiyke:
Don't be a dump ass. Wetin bring party into this?

Na dumbass, mumu!