₦airaland Forum

SaintRobs:
A federal high court in Lagos has ruled that the March 28 Presidential election can go on as scheduled by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
The trial judge, Okon Abang, in a ruling on an application filed by the All Progressives Congress (APC), seeking to be joined as a co-defendant in a suit filed by the Unity Party of Nigeria (UPN), held that the election would go on as scheduled, and that the grievance of UPN can be addressed later.
This finally puts to rest fears that the litigation may scuttle the 2015 elections scheduled for March 28 and April 11.
Source: the cable news

The election would hold, no doubt.
But GEJ will come out victorious. Bok0hari would be put to shame once more.
GEJ till 2019.

lukmn:
Dear readers! If you were given a
chance to meet Goodluck Jonathan and
Muhammadu Buhari and ask each of them
one question, what would the question
be?

I'd like to meet Buhari and my question would be;
Buhari, where is your certificate?

Op,
This reasons are why we're stuck where we are today.

He'll lose more and more till he finally loses on the election day.

EggovinMma:
Relax and vote buhari!
Abi una dey forbid better thing for ya village.

No, but where I come from, we no dey do follow follow.

EggovinMma:
Nothing will happen.

This election will hold and buhari will come out victorious!


THE ONLY WAY JONATHAN WILL WIN IS IF HE RIGS! For my area here the northerners are already travelling back home to vote. While the southerners are travelling for wedding, naming ceremony, to fuccck their wives/gF's, to secure their kids, etc .


When I say rigging here, I mean massive rigging!

You don't sound so confident in your "general".
Are you doubting the rigging skills of Tinubu and co?

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Virgin? Who needs a dull and inexperienced woman in bed these days?
That one na slacking!

Bok0hari, this should be the last time you'll contest for presidency in Nigeria.
You have no place in Aso Rock, not with the kind of past you have.
It's been 12yrs plus now. Ain't you tired of losing?

ivyT:
D thunder wey go fire ur yansh dey do press up

Stale and dry.

yetunsbay:
owk! u've bin sighted

Mumu, by who?

Who is foluke Daramola?
All these local yeyebrities sef!

terry026:
see the smile on that girl Anita's face... I can read it... it says thank you Lord for giving me bone of my bone

That smiles says,"thank you for this maga".

fireforfire:
are u new to nairaland?
did u hv to quote d whole thing?

Mr oldie, tell me how and what to quote.

All I can see in that picture are thugs, touts and drug dealers.
Criminals giving themselves red card.

ivyT:
But u did read it nd u understood the post

Na was for dis kweshioon..#NigeriansSwallowingPanadolForAnotherPersonsHeadache since rapture

And na ur own headache you dey swallow panadol for?
Busy body and notice mi dey worry you.

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sule5727:
who told u he cnt stop dat ur advice is a fallacy!!!

Stop him na.

btsnm:
Are u human at all?

Haha! What do you think?

SeverusSnape:
Some people just feel like taking out their frustrations on GEJ

Gbam!
As if it will change anything.

Eyaaa! No more rigging for Th!efnubu in Lagos.
Jimi Agbaje don win be that!
GEJ na sure banker! Eze ama na-aga echi!

Chibuhealth:
seems u re still living with your parents

I wish I could.

Nawa o!

sheunflexy:
Left to me the situation has already sorted itself out,we were four closed friends while in higher institution,you will always find four of us together,we were all in the same department(Civil Engineering)one of us suppose to have his introduction next week thursday at ibadan,yesterday evening,he got the info that their is a particular guy that usually come to visit his fiancee at her shop every evening,after tipping him off yesterday he decided to go along side with one of the other guys been that am in lag right now,the door to the shop was half closed and the shop light off,my guy went straight knowing where the switch is and put it on.....he saw wonders,a guy sucking his fiancee boobs,he wanted to pick a fight but one of our friends that went with him stoped him,called me and told me what happened,immeiately I told him to quit the shit,and if he refuses he shouldn't expect me at the intro,pls what will would you do in this kind of situation?

Bros, your writing skills are so poor.
Are you sure you're a graduate?

I hope he knows he's losing with that PVC.
Sorry in advance, mallam.

espn:
and I explained why a proof is hard to present..nd u refused to use ur common sense.. u saw immunity in my text..cant u think..in-depth thinking try sometimes to engage in it.

Ode! You know he has immunity and yet you make noise like a china generator?
Wait for his tenure to finish and stop quoting me!

Etcetera abi etc is unhappy because he didn't get any kobo.
Work hard and become an A list celebrity, maybe someone might remember you.
Notice mi!

Catered4:
Lol. Will you get me one?

Awww! But you already suckered up to the guy na.
I can't see you changing bf anytime soon.

Catered4:
A week ago, I smelled something like cigarette on him though I wasn't sure because I've never seen him smoke and he doent look like someone that smokes. As in, no trace of it in him. The smell was so strong that I was forced to ask him.
Me: Did you smoke?
Dele: No, why?
Me: Are you sure?
Dele: No I didn't
Me: But I smell something like cigarette in you
Dele: I didn't smoke
I was so convinced that he smoked but I had no strong evidence to prove that he smoked. The next day, in the afternoon precisely, I perceived that same smell on him which wasn't so in the morning. I was forced to ask again.
Me: You smoked today again. Don't even deny it.
Dele: *Speechless*
Me: I knew you smoked yesterday but I wasn't so sure of what I smelled in you. Today that same smell is on you and its so strong. So tell me, Do you smoke?
Dele: Yes but not cigarette.
Me: What?
Dele: Skunk (don't know if I got the spelling right)
Me: What's Skunk?
Dele: He explained though I didn't understand any of his explanation since I was hearing it for the first time.
Me: For how long have you been smoking Skunk?
Dele: For years. I wasn't like that before not until some circumstances pushed me into the street. Mumsy and everyone doesn't know I smoke. No one knows.
Me: Please I want you to stop smoking. I don't feel comfortable with smokers. How can I help you stop?
Dele: I'm not an addict. I can stop right away.
I was so happy that I thought it was that easy to stop. Right there I believed he had stopped smoking skunk. A day after our discussion, I saw him with something that looked like grinded grass or dry leaf wrapped in a small white nylon. I was so curious to know what it was, so I asked.
Me: What's this?
Dele: Thyme
Me: what kind of thyme is this?
Dele: Its Thailand Thyme. Its used in cooking soup and its also medicinal. When you use it to cook, you will like it.
Me: wow, I will like to try it. Can I have some?
Dele: (This time around, laughing out), its weed ooo.
Me: you mean Igbo?
Dele: Yes Igbo. Its also called Weed.
Me: (Not suspecting he smokes weed too) is it the same Igbo that is being mixed in hair creams?
Dele: Yes but not this one. If you want that one, I will get it for you. This one is being put into tea or chewed. Its medicinal.
Dele explained the medical benefits of taking weed (In tea or chewing). I never knew he smokes weed not until a day he went out with his friends, his eyes was bleeding blood like he was given blow in the eyes. His eye balls were out and scaring. This time around, I walked up to him and asked if he had been smoking and he said Yes. I was furious. He promised to stop smoking skunk but I was surprised when he told me it wasn't skunk this time around but weed. I was so down. He promised to stop again.
Just yesterday, I caught him smoking. He didn't know I was coming. I saw him smoking the white paper. I was heart broken. I was speechless. I ran inside. He came in, he knew I was angry but he didn't know what to say. Not long, he slept off. I searched d whole house. I found wraps of weed in a nylon. I also found some in the varandah under a chair. I threw them into the water closet and flushed them. I placed the wrapper closed to where he will see them. He woke up and saw the wrappers emptied. He asked and I told him I ate them all. He didn't believe but I insisted that I ate them all since that's what he likes doing too. Ever since then, I've been keeping to myself.
I want to help him stop his smoking habit. I don't want him to damage his health due to excessive smoking. I'm afraid if he continues this way, something bad might happen to his health.
Please fellow Nairalanders, I need him to quit smoking, how do I help him stop. Matured advice only.
Thank you.

Sister, pele. Your bf is a junkie, he can't stop even if he wants to.
Just get yourself another Boyfriend.

SemuhleB:
I have been wondering about this because I see certain topics like South African girls are crazy about us or Kenya girls love nigerian guys, Ghana girls and Nigerian guys. The common denominator is that all these women love the men. I guess it's all these same women who asks the men out, wine and dines them and if marriage happens these are the same women who propose and marry the man . I just don't get it.

Also just because you find some South African girl dating a Nigerian does not translate to all South African girl for example because those that date out are in the minority.

I have heard a couple of Nigerian guys saying they love curvy women (ass, boobs etc) so does it now mean that all curvy women love Nigerian guys?

This is not meant to be a bashing thread but I would like to know where all this started. Foreign women too are welcomed for their opinions because at the end of the day, I can only speak for SA ladies

They don't think, it's real! Especially S.A women!
They have hots for Nigerian men. Can't say I blame them.
Naija men are adventurous and also good in bed!
That's why foreign women like S.A women find them irresistible.
They also got deadly swags which other African men lack.

espn:
oh our missing billions suddenly grew wings.. Bleep immunity all dis fucking thieves should be probed.. under dis so called DEMOCRACY AND GLOBALISATION many wrong has been seen as right. The poor has been enslaved and the rich gets richer. Bleep d Government.

Blah! Blah! Blah!
I asked if you got proof and you wrote a book.
Bro, I don't like wasting my time.
Have a nice night.