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omenkaLives:
Amarabae my frenemy, Happy Easter. Food don done? Famished already.

sarrki:
Amara baby

Happy Easter

See how una dey drool shamelessly for an Igbo babe. No wonder why you guys want us to be stuck with your asses in this fraud called one Nigeria.

Stegomiah:
I don tire for abc family shows joor, they start well but along the line it gets routinely boring
And abc too sabi cancel shows
Followed switched at birth to season 3
Same as fosters....
Just got tired

The ending of BB was perfect, we all wanted more.... But it left us with many unanswered questions
Chief of which is did WW die?

Well...I'm not tired of their shows, it's still interesting to me. Maybe you're watching it upside down.
As for BB, I still maintain my stand. They could have done better with the last few episodes of the last season.
But who am I to judge? *already did anyway*

BB comparison again? One thing I hate about BB is the ending.
It's like they were in a hurry to end it. It could have being better.
Still on abc family series. Switched at birth season 4 and the fosters season 2.
The soundtracks are great, just like the Vampire Diaries.

Ngenekwenu:
Buhari APC In Actions, Bunch Of Killers.

Likely Suspects;

Buhari

Tinubu

Magu

Hamid Ali


Buhari is An Enemy Of The Masses.

You could have fooled me with the username.
Big ups.

Herapal:
Breaking Bad is better than both.

Yeah, right. Keep telling yourself that.

arsenal33:
I hope somebody will not come here and claim that it is because of oil and access to the sea that biafra will include bayelsa, delta, rivers, cross river and akwa ibom states

We don't need to include them, they're already part of us. Why do you think the rest of Nigerians are afraid to let go?

daamazing:
well no time to waste efforts on typing lengthy replies. If you think he's not fit for the job, good.. After all all movie actors are screened and acting classes are done before he gets hired. So if he's not acting up to par as you expected, why not send a mail to Fox. And leave me ah

Priyanka Chopra was screened and I'm quite sure she took acting classes, before she was hired in quantico.
You have a right to your shitty opinion, but don't quote me while posting it.

Very funny. Any guy who wants to get into your pants would do better than this list.
Ladies, don't let the op deceive you.
That's playboy tricks 101.

daamazing:
what's this one saying, he looks like a model, and jack who is 50+ looks a well tamed thug. Maybe because na black guy sha...
People will always complain

Last time I checked, I didn't mention or quote you in my post. Take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.
For those asking, the well tamed thug was meant to be a compliment. I don't owe anyone any explanation though.
Jack Bauer fits his character, probably because he did a good job. This guy doesn't fit or maybe he can't act shît.
My opinion has nothing to do with his colour, like this douchebag suggested.

danduj:
bro,Jack Bauer was a badass right from season 1.Just like you said,Carter is just following the script,but i believe he can do better

Thing is, the guy is too refined for the role. I mean, look at his face. He looks like a model. His physical features doesn't fit.
Bauer on the other hand, looks like a well tamed thug.

NCAN

Lordsocrates:
Even whn the guy called his dog ur name, couldn't u hv small sense to learn from what that happened across the world whn sum1 did a cartoon On Mohammed ?

The thing Igbo people dnt know is that with the life they live, they risk Other Ethnicity killing them on no just cause.
In South Africa the drug has led to Xenophobic attacks
In Lagos the want to be kings in another mans kingdom
In Oron here in AkwaIbom State an Igbo man Wants to be the Market chief.
In the north an igbo man wantz to name his dog Mohammed, knowing that just a cartoon of Mohammed resulted in a huge crisis.

Cant you guys respect other people, their religion, culture, traditions and cultures...is that too much to do ?

Your people are the real scum of the earth. I know you read the message, but yet you chose to spew this rubbish anyway.
Funny enough, you keep shouting one Nigeria and you'd kill millions to make it possible.

I downloaded The Wire 2yrs back, watched the first episode and lost interest. I just started it again and within a few days, I finished the first season.
Damn! I love the characters, especially Omar, the thieving, smart, crazy son of a bîtch, who steals from drug dealers, without thinking about the consequences.
Mcnulty is a hard ass, who takes his job way too serious.

Cute birds. What are the prices?

Respect55:
Chei, fate can be unfair to some people. See as human being dey gamble between two jobs wen I still dey jobless one year after service.

God, show me ur impartial nature and rewrite my story. I will forever be grateful.

You haven't even asked how much he's paid.

NevetsIbot:
I've been noticing you wagging you tail n tongue everywhere. For a newbie, you suck.

To your chargrin, I'm yoruba nd i can boast of igbo girls dying to date me. You're too singular to speak for your igbo girls.

My bestfriend is igbo, dude doesnt fancy igbo girls, from childhood, he's been dating one yoruba girl.

Keep running you fingers over your keyboard.

Hehehehe! Amarabae, Yorubas in Nl are funny. All their bestfriends are Igbos. They have three Igbo girlfriends, and all the girls are always begging them for marriage.
Meanwhile, the yoruba girls have sworn not to marry any Igbo man, even when they haven't gotten a whiff of proposal from the Igbo men they've sworn not to marry.
Who is fooling who?

NevetsIbot:
I've been noticing you wagging you tail n tongue everywhere. For a newbie, you suck.

To your chargrin, I'm yoruba nd i can boast of igbo girls dying to date me. You're too singular to speak for your igbo girls.

My bestfriend is igbo, dude doesnt fancy igbo girls, from childhood, he's been dating one yoruba girl.

Keep running you fingers over your keyboard.

Hehehehe! Amarabae, Yorubas in Nl are funny. All their bestfriends are Igbos. They have three Igbo girlfriends, and all of them are always begging him to marry them.
Meanwhile, the yoruba girls have sworn not to marry any Igbo man, even when they haven't gotten a whiff of proposal from the Igbo men they've sworn not to marry.
Who is fooling who?

omofunaab:
Marry prostitutes ke.. .Eewo orisha

They only use your girls to satisfy their urge and they get paid N500

See your girls are useless here, especially those that came from the village to come and hustle here.

We only marry the few educated ones among you and those ones you guys usually call "OSU" .

You dey even dey discriminate among yourselves,

The funny thing is that most of those OSU girls are more beautiful and successful than you that usually call yourself freeborns.

Discrimination don kill una finish

Best way to fish out small boys in a thread, is to engage them in a serious argument. You do that, they rear their ugly head out and spew crap. What has OSU got to do with the topic?

omofunaab:
Now let me tell you reality,

Your girls are being arrested here in the west almost everyday for sleeping with abokis and elerans for as low as N500 .

So tell me what's special in your girls?

Nothing special, yet your men are lining up to marry them.
They prefer to marry igbos girls sleeping with abokis for 500 bucks, than marry their girls who sleep with everyone for free, without protection.

rosalieene:
37years ago no be beans

those days, after Nysc, you are sure of a job but this days mbanu


Also, A lot of Igbo ladies marry Yorubas but when you ask a Yoruba lady if she can marry an Igbo guy, she would say "God forbid" she would even cite her great great grandmother's word saying its a sacrilege to marry an Igbo man


smh for such mentality

Story! God forbid indeed. If someone is denied the taste of goat meat, he consoles himself by saying it makes him purge.
Ask those yoruba women how many Igbo guys proposed to them. You can't reject something you weren't offered.
Igbo guys go into relationships with them and once they're about to marry, they face East.

Kassidy90:
Maybe ur women prefers Afonja's prowess in d other room... Coz majority of ur men are suffering from Erection dysfunctile

Yeah, right. Keep telling yourself that.
If you say it long enough, you might start believing it.
Your men are interested in our women, cos our women value marriage more than anything.
Yoruba women see marriage as they see ordinary relationships. That's why they back out when they feel like.

It's either the hiv news is fake or the guy got the infection from another lady.
The truth is, if the guy got the infection from another lady, then this test result is crap. He must have infected the lady when the slept together, since they had the supposed sex without protection.

ShoProperties:
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“We exchanged vows in a colorful wedding a few weeks back, even though I highly suspected that my wife was already pregnant with another man’s baby, but I married her anyway.. My suspicions became true when we recently visited a family doctor for routine check ups.

The doctor said she was four months pregnant. My Christian values ensured that I and my wife did not engage in sexual activities before tying the knot, therefore cementing my belief that she cheated on me.

I have since been heartbroken because I feel that I was cheated into marriage. I am seriously contemplating opting out even after sacrificing time during courtship and spending on a costly wedding. Despite caring for my wife I cannot forgive her because there is no trust in our relationship.”
Ever overheard a young troop talk about a girl he's been dating for a week who wants to "wait" a certain number of months to have sex, and you couldn't help but to shake your head at how stupid he is?

I can't think of a better argument against homeschooling than this. The prospect of raising a cuck.


http://forums.militarytimes.com/showthread.php/9772-Husband-Waits-To-Have-Sex-Until-Marriage-Then-Learns-Wife-is-4-Months-Pregnant

This is real story for the gods. A Nollywood film in making.
You suspected that she was pregnant and yet, you married her anyway. And now, you're heartbroken.
Ain't this tales by moonlight? You tried sha, but your story get big K leg.

Some kids still do it.

Just put your hand in its mouth. He'll show if he's hungry or not.

Boblee:
Please where can I buy an African grey parrot?

Which state are you in?

Working for the Toto loving thais.

bigfrancis21:
I spent some time growing up in Owerri and have 'an ear' sort of to southern Igbo dialects. Owerri/Etche/Ngor-Okpala/Mbaise I understand perfectly. My mother was from Enugu state and growing up she often spoke her Oji River dialect at home, thus exposing me to the general feel of Enugu dialects such as Nkanu etc (often referred to as waawa). One of my mom's family friends is from Ohaozara Ebonyi state and I spent some time in her house during my NYSC and it shared about 30% similarity with my mom's native dialect of Enugu state and I understood everything she spoke with her husband or her relatives over the phone. I spent 5 years going to school in Nsukka and I do not have a hard time understanding the dialect. I can't speak for Izzi, Ezza etc. as I have not been exposed to those for some time.

I listened to both clips you provided. At first attempt I understand Ika at about at least 70% given it's slight similarity to Owerri where I did my secondary school. With my 'southern ear', I quite also understood what the Abiriba guy was saying but I understand Opobo/Bonny better than Abiriba.

Someone said if you grew up in Igboland, you would definitely understand whatever dialect you come across, even if not up to 100% but you'd get a general feel of what the speaker is trying to communicate, and I agree with that.

Onye nna.

As it was in the beginning, it's now and...

I used this phone. Infact, I used almost all the phones that were produced then. Nokia 3310, 1100, 2100 etc.
Certified phone freak then.
These days, I'm comfortable with anything that has 5.0 inch screen with a good memory.