₦airaland Forum

leoebhos:
U get?

Mumu, U get?

VellyG:
Continue displaying ur M0ronic attitude..learn to take corrections it pays. Peace

I don't need your bloody peace.
Take it to hell with you.

RIP
#NEVERAGAIN

Eyaaa! He's so lovely.

franzis:
i guess Most men would do this not minding what it causes them just to get abroad and make money

Na for broke arse niggas!

VellyG:
If u don't understand Igbo kindly ask someone to help u translate. u seem to be the slowpoke in this case.

Mumu, who asked for your opinion?

itetemi:
then it should be Zimbabwe and south Africa that are the gay people too.


jokers like the clueless boss.

Thank you, but you're still dull.

john4reala:
Nwa afor ka ibu

Udo na-achi.

itetemi:
jokers, so, russia morocco and china people too be gay

Dul!ard! I said "most" not all.
Dumb APC fans!

angrybird007:
Don't u see it was a mistake?
It's somting u couldav corrected me witout the insult
To say u are brainless is an understatement

I was about to say sorry, when I saw the last sentence. I think I'll keep it to myself.
I was right, you no get sense.

E be like say na baby mama be the koko now.
I go find myself one.

Meringe:
It's Ala-igbe. Box bottom.




Who's dull now?

Still you.
Read well before you comment.

angrybird007:
Ibo kwenu!

U no get sense!

BAWSElady:
Matthew 5:22

#udo

Prophetess.
Mathew 7:5

floragregs:
it won't kill u if u just simply ask what it means!

And it won't kill you to tell me what it simply means!
Anyway, don't, Pazienza just did!

pazienza:
"Igbe" is box in Igbo, also known as "Akpati" in Igbo.

"Ala igbe" means the bottom of the box, or you can say "ike akpati", depending on the part of Igboland you hail from.

So, the girl was right, I guess in your part of Igboland, "ike akpati" is the substitute for "Ala igbe", hence your misunderstanding.

Thank you, my brother. It must be well with you.
In our own dialect, it's Ike akpati not ala-igbe. At first I thought of "Ike akpati" but I decided to stylishly ask.
My comment about the girl being dull wasn't because she wrote ala-igbe, she looked dull to me.
Thanks.

BAWSElady:
Am sorry but I refuse to engage you in a battle of insults...I just gave u my candid advice so u either take it or leave it...

Turns left searching for a slowpoke or daft human...sees none...turns right searching for a Mumu human sees none...

#quietly walks out...

Foool! You gave a candid advice, but you had to chip in the insult just to mock me.
Hypocrite!

BAWSElady:
Am sorry but I refuse to engage you in a battle of insults...I just gave u my candid advice so u either take it or leave it...

Turns left searching for a slowpoke or daft human...sees none...turns right searching for a Mumu human sees none...

#quietly walks out...

Foool! You gave a candid advice, but you had to chip in the insult just to mock me.
Hypocrite!

BAWSElady:
Sorry to say but u seem to be d dull 1 here...m assuming ure Igbo...if not go ask some1 else dat is grounded in the language wat ala-Igbe means...

PS-u could reach out to Phyno fino...

You're either a mor0n or you're too daft to know that what she wrote is either a slang or it's meaningless.
Mumu girls quoting anyhow!

There are many conflicting information
about the robbery but it is thought the boys
were 5 in number carrying very sophisticated
weapons engaged the mo policy escorts in a
gun battle for over 30 minutes but according to
eye witnesses the bullets were not penetrating
the boys and the mobile police men fled.

Ode eshi...correct jazz!

Chad, sri lanka or Niger.

Ala-igbe? That girl looks dull.

@Op,
Those things on your list can only be used to deceive gullible guys, not mature guys.

dharay99:
...mor0n.

Your father na mor0n for siring a bingo like you!

charix:
Local girl!

*sniff* Hater alert!

Na this kain thing Tinubu dey eye since.
You can see, but you can't step into this promised land.
GEJ, ride on.

robay:
TEACHER:Jonathan, 2+8?
JONATHAN:March 28, Sir.
TEACHER:This boy, I wonder how dull you
are. Did Iask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve
this problem.
PATIENCE:Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.
TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull
pupils like Jonathan and you?
PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.
BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail.
Dismiss
them. The answer is 10
TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10
reasons why
Jonathan should be
dismissed, first. Remember he's
still the
class captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speak the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never ware shoes to the
school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this
classroom,
that's why we can't
read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class
is in
trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box
we keep
our monthly
contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.
TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the
end of March. Is that okay? Please type yes if its
okay.

You dull pass abdul.

SirShymexx:
Lol. Even Morocco doesn't want the plague of the clueless weasel a la GEJ around - everybody hates Chris.

This guy has to be the most disrespected president on the international scene ever.

Obama never liked him.

David Cameron doesn't rate him - visited Nigeria but only visited Lagos.

EU can't stand him.

Putin doesn't know who he's.

China avoids him like a rash.

Mugabe dissed him.

Jacob Zuma thinks he's inconsequential.

Like who takes GEJ seriously? Every time I see that monkey's face - I see a stark illiterate that should be somewhere in the zoo.

Most of the leaders have one thing in common, they're pro-gay/gays! They support gays/gays marriages, so why do you think they won't hate GEJ who is anti-gay?
They should keep hating, Goodluck will still rule Nigeria for the next four years!

Oga Titus, you no get any better hit again.
Wetin u wan sing na? Abi u go borrow Dorobucci from Don Jazzy?

Muslims! Devil don swear for these people.
Don't worry, when GEJ wins, una go still come beg.

Moz22:
Na poverty go kill u finish...calling the 10th richest man in africa an attention seeker. Mofo

Na ur papa be mofo! If he's the tenth or the first richest man Africa, does it stop him from being a notice mi?
Waka there! Ngaaa! Anumanu!

Mega friends? This girl wicked die!