₦airaland Forum

adadadon:
public opinion is worse than a court

Yeah, just like AIT and Tinubu!

APC fan as usual.

Gooci:
Our female NLanders, can yu subscribe to this?

Funny.

queennnaji:
She's made no secret of the fact that she wants another baby. And Kim Kardashian revealed a bit too much about how she and husband Kanye West are trying to conceive in the new teaser for the upcoming tenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that was released on Thursday.
'I've been having sex 500 times a day,' shared the 34-year-old mother-of-one as younger sister Khloe reacted in disgust after hearing too much personal information.

Exhausted from too much sex? Kim Kardashian reveals she's 'been having sex 500 times a day' in new Keeping Up With The Kardashians trailer released on Thursday
Kim hints at sex life in trailer for 10th season of KUWTK

Read Here: http://omotolajolade..com/2015/03/ive-been-having-sex-500-times-day-kim.html

500 times a day? You can lie o!
But if na true, the kini go don turn to express road!

omenka:
Yeah, it has started!

Before the end of the day, I'm looking forward to seeing about 20 of this kind of topic!

Keep 'em coming.

Next!

You're always shouting in your posts. Were you a mad man in your former life?

Op,
All these are for normal "runs girls". How about "silent" runs girls? The ones who work from their matrimonial home?
Moving around with fresh set of panties, just in case.

So many threads on abuse. Hope people no dey lie to get attention? The law of karma na die o!

Menstrual blood? .*vomits repeatedly* disgusting!

MzJackBaueress:
Not only will the election be tougher,you will be the first nigerian democratically elected president to loose a second term woefully.

You are a certified failure mr. President!

This your dream sha!
You be Buhari's daughter? Cos Buhari na dis kain dream e dey dream since!

Sauce, sorry source?

Which one be sex pollution again?
Nairalanders no go kill person for here!

Bokoharam party (APC) is a no go area for South-south and South East. They can only hope but "we got our mind made up"
APGA or PDP!
Gej till...you know na(2019)

dstnd:
at least u try laugh u no fit.he fit be say u get spiritual problem

Mr copycat, you wan cry?
Your joke is as weak as your flat ass.

Op,
There's nothing to expose there. It's not a secret. If you want to marry from Mbaise, you pockets must be heavy.
Just make out a budget of 600k upwards. Marriage is not for poor in Mbaise.

*In Olamide's voice* Story for the gods!

This news is as fake as Buhari.

GEJ is working!

dstnd:
these are my list of a typical igbo woman from IMO state .
obina coffin
Ada credit
Ngozi. crayfish
emman mortuary
mama Helen stockfish
papa eze bicycle
izu international market ABA
phyno. weed seller
flavour ..akamu seller
Paul and peter ..graveyard
mama Sunday. ugwu
munachi wheel Biro
papa Nnamdi farmland
chidima ...salesgirl
Nneka123 storborn gal
bracket... electronics store
2face ..papa mike papa Ada papa oluchi papa chidi papa uche papa rose papa plenty pikin
Mike my son in law
buchi Nepa
a beg naj joke o u fit add ur own

I wan force myself laff, but e no gree.
Dis joke dry pass Dano skimmed milk.

Tiwa Savage and Don baba.

I saw this on facebook and decided to post it here.
Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy? *Simbi is now a
mother with two children.* Chike is no longer the river
boy but he is now a marine engineer.*Edet no longer lives
in Calabar but has moved to. Canada.*Agbo is happily
married too and has left the town of Lagoon for
London..*Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.*Remember Ralia the sugar girl?she now owns
one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.*Ade our
naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest
hospitals in the country.*Wow what a great medium to
recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off
hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days by
forwarding as i have just done too but if u don't know all
dis den u re part of indomie generation.

Nothing funny with the list.

Soskid:
They Are Already Dying Before Buhari.

Saying Things or mocking the dead is not an activity I like to engage in but there is obviously something to learn from this. Death can knock on anybody's door at any point in time regardless of age.

Tell Ayo Fayose that the Benue State Comm, for Rural Development, Chief Aondowase Chia who described Buhari as "quarter to go" died yesterday. He was middle aged.
RIP to the dead.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will.
If someone described "Buhari as quarter to go", he's not wrong. Will Buhari live forever?

These past couple of weeks has been difficult for APC. They are failing and they're trying to hold on to something.
If Jonathan likes, he can campaign in a mosque, it's nobody's business.
GEJ till...you know na(2019)

lolademariam:
we not in igboland, dey shld go back 2 their state

Go where? No be una be advocate of one Nigeria? We're in Lagos to stay! No leave, no transfer.
Make una vex well well.

Any woman who is 18yrs old is ready for marriage. But I can never marry anyone who is below 26yrs old.
Maturity matters in marriage.

Let me add mine.
1. Talking to myself like a mad man
2. Sleeping and farting endlessly
3. Reading Nl comments and laughing out loud like someone who lost it.
4. Deliberate fasting due to laziness.

You had your first tattoo at 15? Clap for yourself! Na achievement.

mulattoclaro:
I will like to board the same plane that took you into the future.

No mind the drunkard!
Agbaje, carry go!
Lagos needs leaders not Govt property owners.

Diesel1:
Since calabar people join Nigerian movie, everything for naija movie just scatter

Haha! You no well!