₦airaland Forum

Beamborla:
This just made my day

Molesting someone made your day? Nairaland get weirdos walahi.

Miss commonwealth - too much makeup

ItsQuinn:
I cant divorce my hubby because he cheats or cheated on me and i won't divorce him because he went broke, i will only divorce him if he's irresponsible or a violent man

I don die! why are you ladies against the op na?

jegz25:
and should FG not drop d charges u will still accuse Buhari of persecution and witchhunting,calling him tyrant and dictator. Wailers wetin man go do to satisfy u?

Story! They made so much noise about it and everyone thought Saraki was going straight to jail, but it was just the usual distraction.
Buhari should tackle the problems he can deal with and stop wasting our time.

ItsQuinn:
But is it understandable to leave your husband when he's using your hard earn money for oloshos?

If your hubby cheats on you, divorce him, it's allowed. But when you wait for him to go broke before doing that, it simply means you were just with him for the money.

montezz:
I suggest that you read their posts again. This time slowly until you get the points they are trying to make.

No, read my post again. This time slowly. They're trying to justify leaving a man when he's broke.
If a man maltreats you, why wait till he's broke before leaving him? Waiting till he's broke qualifies you as a gold digger. Cos the only reason why you endured was because of his money.

Joy1706:
Not all men deserve loyalty. If you were treating me like trash and sleeping around when you had money, and then expect me to stand by you when you're now broke, hahahahhaha ha I laugh in Spanish. The misery I will put you through no go get part 2.I have Loyalty my ass. By the time I start, na you go pack your bags comot from house. Yes, I'm a very vindictive person and I never forget

Women like are you exactly like Carol Ekanem Danjuma. They don't mind going through crap just to avoid poverty.
Are your folks that poor?

Dyt:
Everyone likes to be the saint
Like someone I knoe
The husband and his family claimed she left cos he had nothing
But when he had
Different women, don't sleep home weekends, partying and what not
He became broke
Wife stood by him and even gave him money but he preferred to give the gfs that was still with him
She got fed up and left

Now when you hear the husbands side, you think the woman is evil
But when you hear the wife's side, would you still say what she did was wrong?
Oh you would have said she shouldn't give him money again but stayed


We all have a limit we can take
Be it woman/man

Story for the gods.
Don't know why mumu guys marry ladies like you, when they know it's gonna end up in divorce, if they go broke.

jahrule:
As a Yoruba guy, one reason why i like dating Igbo ladies is that. Yoruba ladies have this attitude of proving too difficult to get which somebody like me don`t like. I f igbo lady likes you, she won`t hide it, as soon as you approach her, things start working. This doesn`t make them to be cheap either.

I was dating one smart Igbo lady, this relationship was a promising one until this stupid, good for nothing Kanu started his hatred campaign recently, and her best friend is one strong Village-Igbo girl who always look at me with bad eye, normally wants her to participate in their Igbo things. That`s how our relationship turn sour because of one stupid guy poisoning minds of gullible followers, ever since then i don`t normally see my relationship with any Igbo girl as promising because i know at the end, it`s either her family oppose it or her close friends start discouraging her.
To be honest.

Igbos are the most tribalists people in Nigeria, and i have also observe that on Nairaland, Yoruba are most of the tim on the defensive side who can`t help but get into mud fight with the Igbos on this forum. Even with this, i won`t still call all Igbos are bad people because i have very good number of Igbos as friends i can trust even than my fellow Yorubas. We hav good people everywhere just like bad people abound among all tribe but to say the truth, this Ndamdi Kanu`s campaign has planted the seeds that would eventually cause flows of blood in this country very soon, the painful part of it is that most of these things are lies to achieve his own purpose.

Igbo are the most tribalistic? If I hear!
Yoruba can't even play songs that is not from one of their own, unless another yoruba artist is featured in the song.
Their greetings and respect is reserved for their own people unless you're rich or they need something from you.
So, write your epistle and feed it to the birds.

Poweredbrew:
Everyone is Yoruba according to a flat head, why will i argue with someone with a compressed head, its like talking to a wall.

When you know the kind of people you're doing things with, it's easy to pick up on their behavioural pattern.
With the insults you're throwing around like a child in kindergarten, I don't need a prophet to tell me you're a yoruba.
The same way your people respect people is the same way they insult others.
Osu imi people. (yinmu people)

Shym3xx:
Err, I'm going to keep 100% real based on my own experience.

I don't think Yoruba ladies are too difficult to get. They're just much more pretentious and uncouth (a lot of Igbo chics are also uncouth) but it's easier to vibe with an Igbo chic than a Yoruba one. And I'd say cos Yoruba chics tend to like fvcking than ya average chic, they always tend to be much more promiscuous on the normal level. However, based on the sample size of professional escorts I've seen across Europe and strippers - Igbo chics, just like the Edo ones, tend to be more into professional prostitution.

The only thing I don't agree with is that Igbo chics are better looking than Yoruba chics (most naij chics aren't even that good looking tbh - both Igboand Yoruba). I'd say it's easier for you to see a Yoruba chic that will make you go, "oh shyte, she's fine as fvck", though they're very few, than an Igbo chic that will make you feel the same way. However, in terms of quantity when it comes to chics that're not all that, but still slightly above average and easy on the eyes - you'd see more Igbo chics that are like that. So, both groups cancel each other out.

Anyway, don't let folks dictate to you the type of women you need to be with. When it comes women, you always have to keep ya options open and go with women you connect with the most and that will make you happy, regardless of all the noise some clowns are making on the outside. If you connect more with Igbo women, get one and enjoy ya life. Personally, I don't really connect with naij chics like that and I'm always out there shooting for the skies and I roll with whatever basket the ball drops in.

See confusion! Bros, whether you agree or not, igbo girls are more beautiful than yoruba girls. Yoruba girls can dress, speak "fone" English, but they're nowhere near Igbo girls in terms of beauty.
You can even say Igbo girls and edo girls Sabi ashi work pass, I'll agree with you. But beauty? No go area.

DaPuncline:
Ogbeni shut up, I've noticed that if anyone speaks anything that does not go down well with you, you'll label him a yoruba immediately, even if its your tribesman that wrote something similar, you'll start your segregation game by saying don't mind him he's Delta ibo, he's 4rm ebonyi or na so ngwa people dey do, onitsha person no fit talk am. You are just too confused! See one of your guys up there claiming ukuwani are not igbos. Shame on you all.

O boy, enter your lane. I no get your time.

Adighi agwa ochi nti na agha esugo. Let him try it.

Poweredbrew:
Typical flat head, everyone that disagree with there foolishness must be Yoruba. You shameless people are a disgrace, you hate Yoruba so much and still flock to there land daily. Shameless people

Story! That guy is a yoruba, no two ways about it. He tried to praise the Igbos a bit so he wouldn't sound like a typical yoruba on Nl, but he failed woefully.
All we needed to do was to read between the lines and gbam, we don catch the coward.
Middle belt indeed! Ka m nu kwa.

Horllamideh:
Starting l'awon omo yeebhoes (cheaphoes) yii ni sha, their finishing poor pass Edinson Cavani own......they turned a beautiful thread into something else. Even though the sample size is small, I am serving in Imo state and the OP is not far from the truth......mha reserve the rest of my comment jare.

Of course! He's not far from the truth. He's a yoruba man masquerading as someone from the middle belt. He's shameless and a coward. He tried to hide it, but he ain't that smart.
He's gotta come up with something better.

Onijagidijagan:
Many Southerners speak Yoruba in d South west so it is expected or assumed you understand it like ur broders and sisters in d west be it ijaw, ikwerre, Edo, urohobo etc

It is expected or assumed you understand it? Smh...you need to read that crap you wrote again.
That means, if you're serving in Igboland or you're there for a business purpose, you are expected to understand Igbo language abi? What happened to our lingua franca?

somegirl1:
This isn't quite true especially of the ones who grew up in the West.
Even abroad they speak their language and are surprised that you don't understand it, as though Yoruba is a lingua franca of Nigeria.
They however get suspicious when you speak in your language and request, albeit playfully, that you translate.

Kai! Nne, nawa o! You sabi yoruba people like book.
It's so annoying when they're genuinely surprised you don't understand their language. I'll be like, why don't you understand mine and they'll give me their make-believe smiles but in their mind, they'd be like, "omo Ibo oshi"

Jobless reporters.

Instead of them to protest about the current situation in Nigeria, they're protesting about staff welfare.

OGeeKush:
Guys pls i need some new comedy series to watch. I already watch ; how i met your mother,the simpsons, family guy, the big bang theory, 2 broke girls, better call saul, modern family and brooklyn nine nine.. Pls i need new ones. Any recommendations

Try Baby Daddy or Mom.

LekinsRibirth:
I'm currently on a crossroad and I really need your cordial insights on this issue.
I graduated two years ago and I'm currently 25years old and God has been extremely so good to me.
I was recently able to secure a job in a multinational firm and I receive a very good pay.
I've been able to put a lot of things in order and I feel I'm ready to settle down.
I proposed marriage to my girlfriend who is currently 23 and she accepted. our families have been friends even before we were born. myself and her grew up together and we are literally best friends( we've officially been dating for the past 4years).
I've stated my intentions to my parents and hers but they both disagreed .They said we're too young to start a family and we should wait for a minimum of 4 to 5 years .
I'll be travelling out of the country next year with my company to start an off-shore business unit and I planned to get married to her by December and take her along with me.
I really don't know what to do as my family has become my enemy in this issue.
They threatened not to give me their blessings and never to accept money from me if I go ahead with my plans.

You're too young to marry. If you get married now, give it two years and you'll be asking yourself why you couldn't wait a little longer.
Young people get bored easily and most times, they lack the patience and understanding needed in a marriage.

Adayi1:
pls how can one blacklist and unblacklist a contact.... Thanks

If you're on Android, install CM security Antivirus or true caller. They block calls. It'll ring once though before it cuts off.

Na only Imo people and zombies una fit deceive with this charade.
The rest of us know better.

mccoy47:
Dia is absolutely nothing wrong!
I have had friends who not only changed dia numbers but also logged off some social accounts.
All they did was to share her new numbers with very close and important ppl in her life. For goodness sakes she is married!she doesn't need distractions from some wolves still lurking around!

Are you that insecure?

Not advisable....you can always blacklist unwanted calls.

fulanimafia:
"Do they know that we were in the trenches together in the NADECO days?
Why can’t people who have mutual respect for each other have different opinions?
All we had was difference of opinions, yes it was expressed a bit harshly but that doesn’t remove the basic fact that we have worked together for a very long time” - OYEGUN
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We have now heard the actual reality straight from the horses mouth.
Nobody has sidelined Jagaban. From FFK to Aribasala to NL resident flatrons, all the suckers walloped by Tinubu and Buhari's 2015 hurricane which swept away their corrupt hero are now desperately trying to create an impression of disharmony between the President, Tinubu and Oyegun
I must however commend Oyegun for his matured response to Tinubu's missiles. The Jagaban is bound to accept the olive branch in no time...all's well that ends well.
I laugh and stand with PMB and Jagaban.

Here we go again! Another pile of crap!
He who is beaten, remains beaten.

Benita27:
There are other ways to get to your heart o!, it's not all about food.
But if you insist it won't be a bad idea sending her to a catering school as a loving husband.
What do you think?.

I don't know about other guys, but the quickest way to my heart is good food.

Aderola15:
Steppin, JUJU dey na

For your mind.
One with God...
Juju no dey work for my body.

Most of the things Op listed are the things normal kids still do. I don't understand the ajepako in it.

Ouch!

Benita27:
How many Nigerian dishes can you cook?. no one is a monopoly of knowledge in any field, we learn every day.

You'd be surprised. I can cook well and a lot of them...if my future wife can't cook, how does she intend to get to my heart?

Benita27:
And if she can't cook pounded yam, plz teach her or send her to a catering school.

Catering school indeed! What was she doing at home while growing up? Watching Nollywood movies?

Harry Song wan do small notice mi. Wait! God "forbeed"? Like seriously?