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Wait .. I will go and think about it

Lyrically:
Some go enter barber shop hail d barber lyk "baba ooo!" u too much see as u dey fresh u con fine join abeg gimme small cream mk i use am rub hairstyle

Mah Nigga.. U must be a Barber

demmy0325:
.13.. D op type... Dah wl sit down n wait anoda 10turns afta hs turn jst to notice d type of pple in a barbin salon... Or he doesnt av work...

14.. Dose types dah wl come into d barbin salon jst 2 comb der tattered hair.. Only God knws if dey'v washd it in years.. Nd dey wl stl Use dt comb on me o.. Imagine .

Even After the OP said He was a Barber?

That Mogbe Modaran moment when you realize that the husband is on Nairaland and is reading this thread

She's just having Her Las Vegas Spinsters Party . Enjoy while it lasts

Doing the corrections to her wrong answers

Shoro niyen

MizMyColi:
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal?

You speak like one

sirlaw2:
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.

Cmon Take a Chill pill. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.. See what Jonathan has caused

I Dream say person dey pursue me 4 dream, i woke up and found myself running on the express way. Op pls. What is the meaning of this dream

sauceny:
Her children be like "mummmmmmy'

Her husband be like

Her pastor be like

Her enemies be like

Her recent thought

YOU MY FRIEND HAS JUST EARNED YOURSELF A LIKE

Person wey fit forget 12million for Airport must be as rich as Dangote.. If I had 12million with me I'll use both super glue and paper tape to attach it to my body

SOBSISRAEL:
Am sure she did nt knw it was money. About the salary #7500? I cnt bliv dis. She earns dat and can still make up and wear fashionable cloth. Ask mizmycoli,and nairaland babe to estimate the cost of her cosmetics, then you know am saying d raw truth. Wel sha good for her.
But if she take it away is that corruption or stealing. Gej has the answer. Lolz...

Olodo, Do you think she might not have an husband, boyfriend or even family members..

More pictures

Naija celebs and okirika sha.. Poko! You are busted

This Egyptians ye see today ye sha see them no more

I would comment.. Buh the last time I did i didn't realize the Op was living next door [color=#000000] [/color]

Me pray dem give birth pikin Hayl and Sand Sarcasm nikan ni mo ni

Grab vaseline... .. Load picture.. See nonsense pictures.. Cover and return vaseline... Me request back my Mb. ... Sarcasm is all I've got

Front page SCAM! OUR MODS ARE SELLING OUR FRONT PAGES

This must be the back page iam reading ryt ?

She looks cool.. Even if she wears skirt and blouse some of you will still complain

ControlX:
If you like pull down everything and show the world, the shame belongs to you...
Away from this distraction peeps I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE!
A plane was about to
crash and there were only four parachutes in the
plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the
plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and
he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die now".
So he took one parachute and left. The second
who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest
man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he
took the second parachute and left. The third was
MUHAMMADU BUHARI and he said: " I'm an APC
flag bearer so Ican't die now, I need to win
JONAH ". So he took one and left. Then it was
left with JONATHAN and a little school girl.
JONATHAN said to the little girl" take the last
one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl
replied no need for that "there are two parachutes
left. JONATHAN asked her: "How come?"The little
girl replied: Buhari took my school bag" thinking it
was a parachute.

Guy u ain't funny.. I read this joke a century ago..

Na so lie lie them go dey feed us

Victoriousvic:
How is that any of your business? If I was gay, wouldn't I know it?

Abeg, park well jare.

do you get an hard d*** when you hang ur hand around ur male friends shoulder?.. Iam just saying

jamp:
Here is a picture of my birds when I had same issue last year.

God will see u tru

This one NA Boko Haram attack baba

Election Pressure i guess

The egusi dey smell reach here.. Buh Will Comment when I finish tweaking my IMEI

Think of Life like this, You're already dead, like you were dead the moment you were born. If you accept that, then you can accept anything.

dstnd:
sex on parade ground? guy that one nah lie!!!!guy u done serve b4 or u still deh serve .even sex in camp is not permitted

How many times have you served, Op here has served for the fifth Time now He's talking from alot of Experience

Is this how you put your patients out in the public on the Internet? Is this even Legal.. Clash of the Titans though, if I must say