Pweetyradiance:
Hahahaha yep, I have partially changed

ednoville:

really? Partially changed? Oya head to my room lemme give you some correctional lessons on how to fully wear your pant

jnrbayano:
Don't laugh people bikonuoooooo

Sometime back in the days, early 90s to be precise, I did something to this day is by far the craziest thing ever heard or imagined.

I was amongst the very few guys usually who spray perfume after we put on our school uniforms. We formed a lot brandishing the sweet fragrance in our class and in whichever class we entered. I used Malazia Uomo.

On a particular day after bathing and ready to dress up for school, I tried to take the perfume spraying exercise to a whole new level.

Please laugh easy.

In spraying around my body, I mischievously decided to do the unthinkable. Holding my joystick to position, I directed the perfume right into the joystick through the hole (the ureter)

The star that came out of my eyes that day was more numerous that that which God showed Abraham in Genesis. It was so painful.

isacolukay:



So that makes the both of us peeping Toms. Now that we r of age, we can share ideas on what we have learnt from our parents.

Justfollowit:

Suzyky4u:
I always peeped mum n dad when they are doing bad things...

olaridwan:
so after some years you too now stat doin wat your mama and papa where doin......

koolet:
*i remembered talking to a fan to hear my robot voice
*bedwet and roll my younger brother over the place
*used little toy's to act hollywood action packed
*created torchlights, moving carton car thinking ill become a great engineer..., grew up ignoring it
*once hid #200 in the ground, went the next week it has decayed
*stoning eba at eachother whenever we get filled
*was then among the anti-lizard squad
*hitting nail on the ground whenever dogs meet
*acted like spiderman for weeks when i first watched the movie
*after liting the stove, hopps matches smoke in my mouth and watchs it puffs tru my nose ......lykka Boss
*love acting like a teacher >>>> grew up and erased the instinct
*after stealing the stew meat i wont rember wia to place the spoon weda inside or ontop the cover
*then..., i had this strong mentality thinking notting could kill me...


*life was boring then,, thank God for technology..., in disguise sha

0b1nna:
1) Dialing our next door neighbors landline with our own landline repeatedly & dropping each time some one picked, just for the fun of it since it had no Caller I'd.

2) Packing & hiding every pair of slippers (belonging to fellow kids seeing a movie) in front of any tenants house showing a movie for kids.

3) Banging on neighbour's door and dashing into our house before they answer the door.

christaddicted:
* flying Kite
* playing soccer with crown cork (canter)
* we fight war using rubber band & bullet made of tiny folded paper.. Kia dat tin dey pain o.. If dem shoot here, o boi u go run go hide cry or na house straight to cry.
* e.t.c

*Modified*

* playing with switch as in off & on repeatedly... Bulb blow, wait for Popsy to land from work.. Na me go report say "bulb just burn na na".

* u won't be my friend if u don't allow me to play with ur toy car.

*Go to school with one pencil, come home with six pencils.

*Too many tins me do na uncountable.

Slimmath:
.... u must be child of devil

Dammytrager:
*Starting an unknown motocycle and running away
*Gone are the days of kolo beating, woe betide you if the ball enter your toros
*Playing with tyres on the streets
*Throwing knockouts into someone's house
*I remember the days of catapault with rubber and paper
*Gone are the days of police and thief, ice and water, catcher
*Always trying to pick up a fight with girls i have crush on
ati bee bee lol

lordprosh:

i rememba jumping from our landlord's car..did it with other kids
until i jumpd nd broke m arm..cant forget that night..no one was home..i just went inside to sleep.
wen dad got back from work he noticed d swollen arm nd took m to d hospital
to con take injection con turn world war 3,4 and 5


i did lot of crazy tinx as a child..swiming in d compound water tank
using shaving stick to cut my hair

apostleoziee:
* making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo
* playing mama &papa
Dis ones are 4sharp guys!! * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo
* playing mama &papa
Dis ones are 4sharp guys!!

ethylene:
.as a little boy, me and my brother were good in causing trouble.
Wat we did?
We arm ourselves with thick branched sticks and challenged every dogs in our neighbour hood even the fierce ones trying to beat Dem to death for barking at us and our friends when comming back from school
.playing in the rain.
.doing actor and boss

Achilies:
whenever I remember my childhood days I feel like crying.
Gone are are the days when life was simple and fun.

Me and my friends used to have this competition on how long can one go without bath. I went 6weeks without a bath..

I used to kidnapped head of fish from my mother's restaurant every day till she got fed up and bought 300 naira head of fish for me to eat (1988) . At fist I was happy but after eating like 15 piece I was the one begging and promising to stop stealing head of fish. Which I stopped but I started kidnapping meat

At 14 I lost my vaginity to a 35 years old woman. It lasted for 20 seconds

killercute16:
Your FATHER is a smart man.

Victoriousvic:

How is that any of your business? If I was gay, wouldn't I know it?

Abeg, park well jare.

Suzyky4u:


Lol

kodded:
who can still remember the game called in and out

clans:

Yeah I do.. You get to choose different countries, my favorite was Russia, in my mind the name would make me run fast

cassyrooy:
God ah don die with lafta here

kodded:

lol
mine was USA

lordprosh:

i rememba jumping from our landlord's car..did it with other kids
until i jumpd nd broke m arm..cant forget that night..no one was home..i just went inside to sleep.
wen dad got back from work he noticed d swollen arm nd took m to d hospital
to con take injection con turn world war 3,4 and 5


i did lot of crazy tinx as a child..swiming in d compound water tank
using shaving stick to cut my hair

lordprosh:

bro i still rememb like its yestaday
dy had to pretend like dr was no injection takin..i was carried away on m dad's leg.wen strong hands held m down...GOD d tin enter my body lik bomb.

clans:

No one ever chose Nigeria, unpatriotic citizens like us

zick19:
one thing i can never forget doing when i was a kid is mummy and daddy.... only people that grew up in the ghetto will know what i mean, the part i do enjoy most is when daddy and mummy wants to sleep........













to be continued....

Habeyy:
u mean d part where children will have gone to school and only mummy and daddy go remain for auss.....na long parooo...make God help us