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This crook for sure would have followers who pay offering and tithe. . . O ma se!!

CAN U BEAT THIS PEEPS ABSOLUTELY BLINDED BY GREED!!! Lord help us!!! LOOOOOOL!!!! !

Says "Father Ted" (419eater) to Pastor Samuel in his email reply to him: "You have come to the right place. We have over 300 churches world-wide and love to help upcoming churches like yours. We don't, however send funds without recourse to our due procedures, in order to be sure of where our funds are being sent. You must follow the formal steps to identify yourself with our Church before u can claim the money.
They are as follows: You must identify with the symbols of our Church, which are BREAD and WINE."
1. You must send us a picture of yourself holding our Church name printed on a banner. You must be sitted.
2. You must send a picture of yourself holding a bottle of WINE to your ear.
3. You must send a picture of yourself carrying a loaf of BREAD on your head.
Here is Pastor Samuel doing as he was asked: Holding the banner of the Church!
Next, he has to hold a bottle of wine to his ear,

I received a rather funny mail today from a colleague, Its like a tradition and da aim of this is usually to start off a promising new week.

419 Pastor Disgraces us all in Naija

''It's about a Nigerian pastor who tried to scam a church in the US and they made an idiot out of him, Read the story below. . . .


[i]419eater, is an anti-scam person who specializes in helping people being scammed by Nigerian Pastors by simply pretending and assuming the person being scammed, takes over the entire negotiations/ discussions with the scammer with the sole aim of exposing him to the world on the Internet.
 
Pastor Samuel Eze of God Love Bible Ministry in Apapa, approaches the Church of Bread and Wine abroad with the aim of helping them spread the work here in Nigeria , however he has a shortcoming: He needs funds. Thus he asked the Church to provide him with $74,000 to foster a joint venture between the two churches, 
 
419eater is contacted and takes over and poses as Father Ted Chilly of the Bread and Wine Church. He immediately responds to Samuel Eze's email requesting the funds ($74,000)
 

This is a picture of the " Church of Bread and Wine" and its Photoshop!! To fool Pastor Samuel!!

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