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FruityLass: Taah! See armpit

Gooci: wich one be curved pocket?

lekkie073: Hitler once said' enuf of these Jewish exterminations'

temigracie: ...y do u guys always blackmail and badmouth girls??....for cryn out loud we r weaker vessels and shud treated like a gem and something valueable....so,u mean guys too don do fake things...if i may ask,y is dat guys loves lieing??gimme reasons y u shud lie to impress a chic..na evrybody get im own for im body....unna too get unna own bad syd nah...enof of d badmouthing n evrythin...if any girl dumps and plays a good guy den she s cr*zy....apart frm dat,not all d girls in d world r bad nw....

otokx: How did he get into Nigeria?

rigarmortis: 1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

GodMode: Its not a tumor. Nigerian doctors can't explain it. The point is most sicklers take at least one pain killer a day while some are lucky not to experience pain often. The pain made me a reader/researcher so I know the solutions to my problems but it requires a lot of money...

If my kidneys fail so be it... I have accepted my fate... The only things I can do is get rich legally and advise AS/AC carriers to never marry each other or die trying.

GodMode: I'm a sickle-cell carrier and I've been living with constant (daily) pain for over 6 years.

6 years ago, When the pain began.. All I could say was "God why me?"... I was believing a miracle would happen but it never happened.

I contemplated suicide during those 6 years but my subconscious (the real God in me) told me to live with it.

Since then I'd rather believe in myself than believe in something I can't see. I'm still in pain.. living on pain killers continuously for over 6 years.

SO PLS STOP SAYING OR COMMENTING RUBBISH COS YOU DON'T HAVE AN IDEA WHAT A SICKLER GOES THROUGH.

don't tell me that there is a God because the only God I see is me.

I guess u need read John 10:34 and Psalm 82:6.... In order to realise that humans are Gods.

But I don't believe in religion.

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] The mere fact that this ‘thing’ is someone's girlfriend got me cracking [/color]

SLIDEwaxie: who is he? Bill gates?
The only people who may probably miss his absence will be confined to u and ur relatives.

texanomaly: More and more countries are issuing travel warnings against Nigeria.

These are travel warnings from different countries and travel sites:

20 Nations Issue Travel Warnings Against Nigeria

Canada:

http://travel.gc.ca/destinations/nigeria

USA:

http://travel.state.gov/content/passports/english/alertswarnings/nigeria-travel-warning.html

Australia:

http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Nigeria

Also:
France, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Estonia, Finland, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Spain and Sweden.

Even Turkey:

http://www.todayszaman.com/news-348829-turkey-issues-travel-warning-to-nigeria-libya.html

Other articles and websites:

http://www.internations.org/nigeria-expats/guide/living-in-nigeria-15538/safety-and-crime-in-nigeria-3

http://newtelegraphonline.com/security-travel-warnings-nigeria/

http://www.punchng.com/news/us-uk-others-issue-travel-warnings-on-nigeria/

http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/1194-britain-germany-canada-and-the-us-issue-fresh-nigerian-travel-warning



“All the four UN statements showed a deep sense of international outrage but also of frustration at the seemingly helplessness of the Nigerian government to effectively control the situation. In fact, some of the statements noted that international laws are being broken with impunity in Nigeria” http://www.theguardianmobile.com/readNewsItem1.php?nid=25278

Basically people are afraid to visit Nigeria because it’s government can’t be trusted to protect its own people, much less worry about foreigners. It’s too bad. Nigeria could be so much more than what people see on the news. What can be done?

kross01: Just came across this picture today. OP abeg load the airtime and take a chill pill. Naija politics have finally gone global

AlfaSeltzer: Sorry I never knew one can be a muslim and an infidel at the same time. Makes you wonder.

lekkie073: Ole nla

nouveaux: ur too corrupt! Dis is not sexuality section! My children are reading this.

firstEVA: no matter how big a clit is, i doubt if it can ever do the job of a d**

ektbear: Women don't produce enough testosterone to naturally get abs/definition like that.

So either "she" is a "he", or she is taking some supplements.

Safari29: Lol its not funny

Onlinebizexpert: So because of the strike all doctors are now silly.....i just pity nigerians with misplaced priorities.......people earn millions in a month by just sitting down and arguing and we are saying nothing....nigerians oni baje ooooooo

imperioux: Don't forget that the Germans only beat according to individual size.

WC 2010 ....... Argentina was given 4 without retaliation.

WC 2014....... Portugal was given 4 without retaliation.

WC 2014..... USA was given 1 - 0

WC 2014..... Algeria was given 1 - 0

WC 2014..... Brazil was given German love.

The solve is try not to be a strong team, then they will show you mercy.

Prove to be a hardcore at your own peril, the bombardment will be right from the first half of the match.