wunmi590:
New nairaland meme loading.
Thank you brother for this wonderful meme

what meme

wunmi590:
New nairaland meme loading.
Thank you brother for this wonderful meme

what meme

Daniel2289:
Don't u know the meaning of NYSC BEFOR
Now Your Struggles Continue.; D;Db

I thought it's national youth services corps??

[quote author=Kooldon post=64535774]Hahahaha Mr Macho of Idioko Grammar School.
Dude, Angel Cant Blow Trumpet Cos Of Your Misfortune.
Abeg, Serve Nigeria Well. We Wil Need All Your Skills In The Upcoming Olympics[/quote

Is it funny]

SpareNo1:
You scammed FG to be able to go for NYSC at 36

Am 12years younger than that age...

dollyjoy:
The expression on your face is funny.

It ain't an expression.... Am crying

So I was scammed.... Nysc.

I should be at the govt house as the sec to the governor... after giving my all at the camp... not withstanding that am an architect. I played football... I played volley ball... even basket ball... I was among the parade member's... I was even looking forward for swimming competitions... I matched... I even won the dancing competition organised by the beat fm radio station... can you imagine rubbing you groundout oil and you're on your pants in front of Africa in the name that am doing Mr macho ��... I sell my manhood to Esau so that I'll be happy at my PPA. So that I'll be the Secretary to the governor... I gave my all... twice did I faint... several times did get punished by the forces, once did I get sick... under the sun and in the rain I participated fully at the camp. Several times did I missed food in the name am a good corper, my sandals was stolen and so on but the joy am going to the govt can't just take me but override the stresses and training. What else do they want

Why was I scammed Community grammar school idiko ago... ewoo!!! After all that at the camp and six years at school studying architecture I saw the PPA letter I was like oh just take my soul...

Sometimes I'll just be like... why can't Angel Gabriel ABI micheal just blow the trumpet so that rapture can take place We're not doing again... let everybody just go back to the creator abegi... What is this bikonu

Nigerians and Nigeria celebrate its 56th Independence Day on 1st of Oct.
On this occasion of Independence Day let us celebrate because remember….
Freedom is not Free…. It is worth the price
Cherish the Independence !!!
Feel the patriotism from within !!!!
Determine to contribute for the betterment of Nigeria and it's people !!!!
Ask Not what the Country can do for you. But what you can do for the Country……

this post could be better in cediland...

why does the app direct me to opera mini?? Does it mean her didn't download the original nairaland app
help me please!

Boxer007:
Hiya. Any ?

this nigga

selflessposhheart:

will u like to be the baby daddy?

what are we waiting for??

LadyGoddiva:
She is Sooooooooo freaking precious!!! Cuteness overload! See cheeks! See dimples! Damn! See smile! Kai!!!

Jacksparr0w1207, this could be ours oh but you're too much of a crackhead smh

lol!! thanks diva

elderhimself:
ayaf book her for my son

elder I wanna see your son

selflessposhheart:
Awwwwwww waiting to b av a niece like

poshheart... of it ain't coming give someone a niece please.. lol!!!

Florblu:
Thought I'm the only one with adorable nieces

you have too Florblu??

BlackDBagba:
Beautiful.

Thanks sir black

#MyNiece

You can't imagine having a niece until you have one and then you can imagine your life without them.

You have nothing in this world more precious than your niece. When you grow old, when your hair turns white and your body grows weary, when you're prone to sit in a locker and medicate on the things of your life. Nothing will be so important as the question of what your niece have turned out to...

Do not trade your personality as an Uncle or aunt for some bauble and passing value. The niece you hold in your hands will grow quickly as the sunrise and sunset of the rushing days as she is growing.

Having my niece fall asleep on my laps takes away all worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me as she smiles to sleep. The most important thing is that you're the child of someone so dear to me. I love you

Happy dedication #chimbuchim

TGoddess:
Why should i send you pm

so that we'll be pm each other

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet)?

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you found out that a part of your cloth or shoe is torn but decided to where like that since isn't noticeable ( are u mad man or woman?)

stiffmeister:
To those ladies that said all men are dogs come and identify your real DAD

hahahahhahahha

To those ladies that said all men are dog come and identify your real DAD

For another time I felt special... I felt honoured
Seriously. #12Sept was my day... The day I was shown the most love from you.

I know Indians as country who can greet, thank and respect well so I don't know whether to write in Indian language just to show how I respected and how I wanna thank you peeps.

I never knew I was a celebrity until four days ago when you guys shut the media just for me�� awww!!! So lovely from you. I really appreciate your love, your calls, your text, your wishes, your prayers, your posts, your gifts, your airtime, your caring and so on.

Since then I have been practicing on what signature I'll be using as autograph for yours fans. I owe you autographs and selfies too. Anywhere you see me feel free to holla at your celebrity Friend. I can sign autograph anywhere mind you ohhh!!!

Thanks once again for making me a celebrity, I really appreciate. I owe you a lot!! God bless you... I'm loyal

Human scents attract mosquitoes and how to make yourself less attractive to bugs.

1• Carbon dioxide – mosquitoes are attracted to the carbon dioxide we exhale, both the scent and the amount. There are many sources of CO2 in nature, so it isn’t just the carbon dioxide that attracts mosquitoes. Every time we exhale, we release chemicals like lactic acid, octenol, uric acid and fatty acids that combine with CO2 to form our own unique carbon dioxide cocktail. This combination of scents is what clues mosquitoes that there is a human target nearby. And some of these particular combinations are more attractive to mosquitoes. Additionally, the more CO2 we emit, the easier we are to recognize. The scent and amount of carbon dioxide you exhale is unique to you and your genetics, and unfortunately there isn’t much you can do to change your attractiveness other than mask your scent. Larger people exhale more CO2, which is why adults are more likely to be bitten than children. Pregnant women also exhale above average amounts and are therefore more attractive to mosquitoes.

2• Body odor – Bacterial colonies combined with sweat generate that sweet (if you’re a mosquito) human scent we call body odor. Without the bacteria, our sweat would be odorless; with the bacteria, our sweat is one of the more attractive scents for mosquitoes, particularly the malaria-carrying Anopheles gambiae, which prefers to bite humans. There are measures you can take like washing regularly to reduce body odor; however be careful of fragrant perfumes and scents that can also draw mosquitoes. Fresh sweat is not as attractive because it has not combined with bacteria.

3• Secretions – About 80% of us are “secretors” or people who secrete compounds known as saccharides and antigens through their skin and indicate blood type. Mosquitoes are magnets for secretors. Once again, your classification as a secretor or non-secretor is determined by your biology and there isn’t anything you can do to put yourself in the non-secretor category.

4• Blood type – Depending on the type of blood you have, you secrete different scents. Studies have shown that mosquitoes are most attracted to Type O blood and least attracted to Type A. No changing your blood type either.

5• Lactic acid – Lactic acid is emitted through your skin when you are active or eating certain foods. Mosquitoes are more attracted to people with a greater build-up of lactic acid on their skin. You can reduce lactic acid by washing with soap after exercising and thoroughly drying.
Scent is the primary indicator for mosquitoes that a human target is within striking distance. There are also other indicators like body heat, moisture, movement and color that attract mosquitoes’ highly attuned receptors.

How to minimize your mosquito-attracting scents and repel mosquitoes

Aside from washing regularly to reduce bacteria and lactic acid build-up from your skin, most of the human scents that attract mosquitoes are unique to us and unalterable. Now for the good news: You can mask your human scent and with insect repellents like Mosquitno. Mosquitno wristbands and Spotz stickers are infused with citronella oil, which works by effectively masking human scents and making you appear no more useful than a bloodless plant. Best of all, Mosquitno is all-natural and is as easy as slipping on a bracelet or a sticker. There are no sticky, toxic bug sprays to add to your bug worries. We want you to enjoy the outdoors naturally bug-free.

TGoddess:

send me pm abegi... or should I drop my number

TGoddess:

lol

TGoddess:
Your profile.

wow!!!

Danielmoore:
Tgodess will send you pm now

lol... funny you... anyway shaa I wish she'll
how will know if she did... am browsing through opera mini?

Danielmoore:
How much is your suit

lol!!!!
omo menhh its been long I bought it... that was 2years ago and it cost 14k then

slyd90:
You are who God says you are.......nice piece

thanks man

Heloct:
Hmm. Brilliant!

I sight you heloct...����

dacblogger:
How can one person cute like this??
Happy Birthday Op.

lol.... thanks so much... I appreciate!!!