Factfinder1:
This pre wedding picture of a thing is not by force and its not for everyone some people just want to do everything they see others doing.....

Why are u sounding Like that??

TheOdd1sOut:


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“Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle which feed among the lilies."
-Songs of Solomon 4:3

Your wife doesn't know how pointed her nipples are until someone else wins her heart outside your home when she finally knows that by another man's compliment.

Casanova used his power of seduction to win the heart of the lady that she admired dearly.

She only reads. She doesn't like it when men flaunt around her. But Casanova knowing that there are powers that human possesses to get what they want, he initiated something that the young lady likes.

By buying books and complimenting her. By so doing, the lady that barely have interest in men, travelled to Italy to visit Casanova's home.

That's how Casanova delved into her heart.

In today's world, Casanovas are people that deceives young girls to win their heart.

Where did the ideology come from?

To adore her beauty is a taboo because you think you're holier than God.

Your relationship is suffering because the condiments needed to spice up the heart of your partner is not there. You're too busy to know how to employ the power of words to stir the spirit of harmony.

Cassanovas are not the best to compliment their partners. You too can do it.

Because you're a deacon in your church or that you are a bishop, you think talking dirty to the hearing of your spouse is prohibited by God.

What is love when it is only expressed by most men only in bed?

He can't truly tell you in words how magnificent you're loved but only does that in bed!

After the incident what comes next?

Why do some marriages suffer loss even after having magnificent rounds of sex with different sex position?

You can never underestimate the power of words, and expression of love through gifts.

She needs it.

He needs it.

Man was created with words and from words does the heart derive his satisfaction.

As parents, your daughter goes out to be deceived by men that are not ready to offer any value because she was told by the guy that he has a nice hip, her hairs are like the furs of a sheep.

Well, the girl falls 'Easily' because she was not complimented at home

"Satisfy my mouth with good things so that my youth shall be renewed"
-Psalm 103 vs 5

Where's that love of your youth, that period you guys got married newly?

You need your mouth to be filled with lovely words so that the joy of your youth when you guys were newly engaged will be renewed day by day.

Compliment your man
Compliment your woman.

Sex is not the best way to express love. With mouth love is expressed extensively, and with heart comfort is generated.

Even sex is not enjoyable without words because sex is sweet when it is done with imagination through the words that have been initiated before the action.

Wake up in the morning tell your wife before going to church, office or any outing how sweet her lips is, how lovely her voice sounds, how good she is in bed, how lovely his or her thigh is.

It is not a taboo.

Adore him
Adore her

By so doing the heart is gladdened with love and the spirit of harmony is initiated.

You're unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life.

A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying but a pilot on the plane sees the farm house and dreams of returning home.

If wealth is secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the street but only the poor kids do that.

If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded but those who live simply, sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame brings ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages.

If I'm not appreciating u for ur wishes and prayers as well as ur gifts on my birthday am of all men most ungrateful... I'm saying thank u!

LIVE SIMPLY, WALK HUMBLY AND LOVE GENUINELY!!! ALL GOOD WILL COME BACK TO YOU.

I understand her reasons... she must have tasted what it is to be religious and be kingdom minded. she don't want a cold kinda faith in her approach to supremacy. Catholicism is not what she wants... coz she has attain a level of spirituality that she has known the attributes and fundamentals of serving God. Catholic is an orthodox church which still believe in dieties and mediatorships... in marriage spirituality matters most.

Happy married life dear!!!!

Sometimes I'm the toxic person.
Sometimes I'm the mean one,
Sometimes I'm the negative person I'm trying to push away.
Sometimes the problem is me and that doesn't make me worth less...
Sometimes, I keep growing, I keep motivating myself, I keep checking myself and I keep learning.

I keep learning to stop listening to what the world say i should do.
I keep learning to start listening to my own heart and I learn to listen to my own voice, to my own soul.
I learn to accepts my defeats with my heads up and my eyes ahead.
I learn to build all my roads on today because tomorrows ground is too uncertain for plans and future have a way for falling down in mid flights.

After a while I learn that even sunshine burns when I gets too much of it.
I learn to plant my own garden and decorate my own soul.
I learn that I'm God's most beautiful creation,
I learn that I have the grace and not a grief of a child.

And I learn mistakes are opportunities, so I look at them, I own them, I grow from them.
I learn that I can really endure, that I'm really strong, that I really have worth and deserve more from what I'm getting.

Then I know I have made peace when there is right decision In my heart, this learning gives me freedom and allows my spirit to thrive. And I learn and learn and learn till my new self begins to feel protective of my old self and that's a pretty ideal life to live.

Happy birthday to me...

ride on philanthropist...

I think I need a break... she said

agbonkamen:
OK happy birthday to your mum

Thanks dear

#28Aug

Mum like no other... Happy birthday Chy j, how could life be if she ain't my mum?

Today is your day, a day to celebrate you. All I can say is nothing but prayers for you. I pray thee oh heaven's to bless this woman for me, to keep and protect her. If not for anything Lord, for the fact she groomed and nurtured me in the fear of u is enough to make wonders in her life.

She has counted all but lost just to see me embrace u, I really owe her a lot. Bless me too to bless her coz she deserve a whole lot of heaven's gifts.

I wish and pray that God will hear and answer your midnight cries and prayers, for him to heal and make you whole. To see you through in all your endeavors.

Happy birthday mum, God is loading your gifts for me in Jesus name, amen! I can't love u less....

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bucknor33:
boda,
that's a sort of old skool stuff,I can remember my dad telling my mum such stuff.off fashion and archaic.
Chicks of this days will not take a second to delete such stuff.let's thing of better approach before wel lose them to the guy next door

Appreciate sha

Then help bring 21st century own bro...

You pure gay... or upcoming one

Uglymugg:
The rings on her toe was to steal your destiny, but you didn't have any to her greatest disappointment.

oh Lord take this guy soul... please

I hope they will go far... I love ngolo.. I jealous him too

pocohantas:
It is an euphemism for I am no longer interested in you.

It means she wants to keep you around and test how life is/can be, without you. Maybe fck some other dude without 'guilt'.

It is a soft and coded break-up.

It means more than just a break.

It means she wants to keep you hanging. Don't be left hanging bro, you are not some play object. Ask her what is the TC of the 'break'.
-What does she need the break for?
-Are you both open to meeting new people?
-Can you both get intimate within that period?
-How often will you guys call/visit each other?
-What if she doesn't come back from the break?

If she doesn't love you enough to go through whatever it is with you.
It means you should start getting used to life without her.

thanks so much dear

My girlfriend of two years now this morning texted me saying "I just need a break". What could have she mean? the first she said that, I pleaded and talked to her about what is asking for coz it might bring disconnection which can later turn to breaking up. She was like we're cool and good to go maybe after many thoughts and now this morning I got her text saying I need a break


what could she mean??

#31stMay (the boy is good)

Happy birthday dad like no other... every 31st may is always a happy day for u, me, your children, your wife, our relations, our friends, to the people of Anambra and Nigeria at large. It's your 58th 31st may you have celebrated and more are still to come.

A man with pure and big heart... a man of valor, a man of his words and truth. A man full of service... a man of many attributes. I can't mention all u r made of and all you have made. It's left for others to say theirs.... all your good works are crystal clear to every one.

Today I choose to celebrate u once again... for been the best DAD and for standing in gap for me, ur family, Anambra and Nigeria also. The best gift I'll give u is still remaining the good son u bore for u, family and the world at large. I can't wish you more than have for u... at least his healing hands and longlife has always been on ur body. His grace and favour haven't departed from u like wise his prosperity and trenght too they still keep u going. In all the love every one has for u will always be a blessing to you.

Happy birthday Hon. Sir Jimmy Gentle Chibuzo ( the boy is good, A.K.A ichie Ezenwanne)... You still remain my role model. Celebrate your day as usual... I love u more.

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don't u forget so soon that your life is in his life.
he is a God that killeth and maketh also... mind he'll still be God if he terminates u here on earth

As for me... before you conclude whatever talk out things with somtoo. let her know how you feel for the past three years... is no longer the matter of been insensitive now. Let her know how u feel with her works and your relationship. for christsake you're engaged with unless engage meant another thing. don't u think that's how u and somtoo started, the way u have started with your boss? Talk to somtoo First and her know you ain't comfortable with all that again.



communication matters

#ItsCrusDay. #18thMarch

What is birthday without cakes and huddle of well wishers? Nwanne jukwam oh

Its another day to celebrate with love, coz people like you are rare and hard to meet or find. Its another birthday... Who has not waited for today? Sometimes you meet someone and its so clear that you don't know how and why you meet this person. And You meet this person throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances and this person help make you feel alive. She is just a goddess coz that's the only word that tries to match what she is. When I thought I was the funniest being I met this #ntupo... Lol!

A lady full of virtue and talents, recently I notice she wasn't just a doctor but a motivational and inspirational speaker as well as counselor. An actress but The acting part she said she is good at can give you stroke. We're still trying to understand what she is acting or what she wanna act. She is the one who never allow temporary stuffs takes her purpose and pursuit in life. She is just a future she dreams about and things she believed in. A hardworker, a reader, a praiser that's who she is. She accepts challenges and defeats with her heads up and eyes ahead... With the grace of a woman and not a grief of a child. She is so special that everything and every person surrounding her is special. A lady with vision, with love, honesty and addict of Grace. She live simply. In all things God is her first.

Last year was #moxiesDay... Today is #CrusDay, there are this things about today... Its your birthday and its always at real to wish happy birthday to someone so dear and good. I just want you to know that today is your perfect time to evaluate your past and think for the coming years and also remember your best years are still ahead of you. I appreciate whatever you represent dear coz I wasn't lucky to know you... Am just blessed.

Celebrate your day with proudness and cheerfulness coz you won't believe how it'll turn out to be, my wish for you is that your uttermost heart desires will be perfected and my prayer for you is that the best heaven could ever give will always be your portion. Keep my cake if you have any... Happy birthday OMA...

#DayOfChimbuchi #19thApril

I remembered this day vividly last year the moment you came Into the world, I realised how happy I was to be an uncle and how You're almost like another sister to me and more like my own daughter.

When your mum placed you in my arms after your birthh little did I know she was placing you directly to my heart. Its another day to celebrate with Joy... These how time flies, you are already a year old and you have grown more precious and beautiful.

One of the most beautiful on earth is making you fall asleep on my laps, seriously it gives rest of mind and soothes all pains and worries away for the moment. How are you even doing it?

Your smile alone awakens the soul and how beautiful you look on it with your small dimples. I wish you the very best heaven has for you, you're the daughter of someone so dear to me. Grow in wisdom, understanding and knowledge with Man and with God.

Happy birthday Mummy NNE!!!!

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when I was in Js3. In secondary school, I was very poor in mathematics. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out. One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up? How you take pass this exam?" By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. This was my moment...nw Chinansa and Oyi will be the ones chasing me... The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "One id*ot here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%... If you have not received your paper come and get it now! " I JUST FAINTED...!

Elparaiso:


Well, I remember Isaac Newton. Everyone in science has read about him. Not everyone is forgotten

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bjhaid:
settle the principal and find your way

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