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RomanceRe: Who Am I? by stiffmeister(op): 12:16am On Sep 13, 2017
TGoddess:
I love this.cheesy
Happy birthday.
how do you know is my birthday tgoddess??
RomanceWho Am I? by stiffmeister(op): 10:51pm On Sep 12, 2017
#WhoAmI?


I remembered when I was growing up, when I was younger, all I wanted to be was to be handsome and look Good. Now that am older, I want to be intelligent, I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf soul with compassion. I want to be source of lives happiness and cease not to put smiles on faces.... I want to be loved for my thought and nothing else. I want to be a philanthropist.

There is this thing about me: I'm me, I'm who I'm meant to be. I am my past, my present and who I want to be. I'm not anyone, I'm all three. I'm a work in progress, a destiny and I'm who I choose to be.

I'm not perfect, I have made bad decisions and wrong choices but I'm still me. I might not like everything I have done, i have loved and trusted wrong peoples but I'm still me. If I have the chance to start all over again... I won't still change anything about me.

I'm all the books I have read, I'm the words I have Speak. I'm the song I sing loudly when I'm alone. I'm the things I believed in. I'm the photos on my wall, my album and wallet. I'm the quotes and words on my dairy. I'm the future I dream of.

I'm Strong, I'm brave, I'm capable. I'm the Lord's most beautiful creation. I have Ability and potentials. I'm the gift given to the world from God. I have talents to share. I'm a writer, a player, a leader, I'm an inventor, an athlete, a lover, a comedian, an artist, a friend, a dancer. I'm a techy, an architect, a preacher, a speaker, an adventurer, those talents will change people.

I'm full of amazing qualities, traits and virtues. I'm joy that spread, I have jokes to tell, songs to sing, kind words to give, music to dance and wisdom to bestow. I'm #AWESOME and don't forget that.

#IAMJATT.....

RomanceRe: Rate My New Hair Cut.. Date In A Minute - Photos by stiffmeister(m): 11:37am On Sep 11, 2017
rosalieene:
As usual, in front of the TV

All ur pics are always overedited......

or is it ur phone? since you enjoy showing us ur pictures, why not go get an expensive phone with a high camera quality.
I tire ohhh... I don talk tire too with this em 2mp camera
RomanceRe: Rate My New Hair Cut.. Date In A Minute - Photos by stiffmeister(m): 11:33am On Sep 11, 2017
rosalieene:
As usual, in front of the TV

All ur pics are always overedited......

or is it ur phone? since you enjoy showing us ur pictures, why not go get an expensive phone with a high camera quality.
my dear I tire.. I don talk tire for this him 2mp camera
RomanceRe: The Indomie And Chicken That Got The Internet Shaking by stiffmeister(op): 11:17am On Sep 11, 2017
IamBornToWin:
Please add graphic photo, viewers discretion advised.
lol
RomanceRe: Some Facts About Rain You Don't Know by stiffmeister(op): 2:15pm On Sep 10, 2017
TGoddess:
Interesting.Lalasticlala this is hp material.
lol... what's HP??
RomanceSome Facts About Rain You Don't Know by stiffmeister(op): 8:28am On Sep 09, 2017
Some Facts About Rain That You Didn ’ t Know

1 . Shape:

Rain actually doesn ’ t look like teardrops as most of us thought . Rain drops look more like very ting hamburgers – spherical , round. The tiniest rain drops are called Cloud droplets , and are round , while big rain drops are shaped like parachutes . The greatest raindrops on Earth were recorded in Brazil and the Marshall Islands in 2004 , some of them as huge as 10 mm.

2 . Speed :

“ Ouch! That hurts ” Yes ! Raindrops may pelt down hard sometimes because rain varies in speed . The maximum speed of a falling raindrop can vary from 17 to 21 miles per hour .

3 . Other Planets Have Rain :

Rainfall happens on other planets of the solar system too , even though it is different from the rain we encounter here on Earth . There it might be made out of methane , neon , sulfur or even iron rather than water .

4 . Rain is not always water :

If it rains in the desert , you may not get wet . This is called Phantom Rain , because it is difficult to tell whether it rained or not, as the droplets evaporate under the influence of hot air.

5 . What’ s that smell?

As a matter of fact, rainfall has no smell. When it rains , a substance called Geosmin consolidates with plant oils which are released from the soil to give it a natural fragrance and that smell that lingers afterwards is called Petrichor .
You’ re welcome .
Stay warm and dry .
Do you know any of Thishuh
RomanceThe Love Of My Life... by stiffmeister(op): 8:21am On Sep 09, 2017
My heart melts at the sight of you. My whole body ignites as I feel your touch on my skin. Your beauty and charm is like the radiance of a red lamp in the sycamore.
I can't live without you, oh love ofMy heart melts at the sight of you. My whole body ignites as I feel your touch on my skin. Your beauty and charm is like the radiance of a red lamp in the sycamore.
I can't live without you, oh love of my life. I desire you more and more with the passing of each day.
I need you to be beside me as I wake in the morn, and the last thing I see as I go to bed at night.
I can no longer hide my feelings for you.
I am in love with you, DEAR MONEY.
HAPPY WEEKEND PALS my life. I
RomanceThe Love Of My Life... by stiffmeister(op):
My heart melts at the sight of you. My whole body ignites as I feel your touch on my skin. Your beauty and charm is like the radiance of a red lamp in the sycamore.
I can't live without you, oh love of my life. I desire you more and more with the passing of each day.
I need you to be beside me as I wake in the morn, and the last thing I see as I go to bed at night.
I can no longer hide my feelings for you.
I am in love with you, DEAR MONEY.
HAPPY WEEKEND PALS
RomanceRe: Your Top Five(5) Songs Of All Time by stiffmeister(m): 9:58am On Sep 07, 2017
1. Bambi by jidenna 2. carry on by fun 3. headlights by Eminem ft Nate reuss 4. storm in Africa by enya 5. patience by nas and Marley
FamilyRe: .. by stiffmeister(m): 9:54am On Sep 07, 2017
what can a kidney of a 22years old nd holder offers... which you're 28 and MSc holder I could have reason a price...


join illuminati
RomanceRe: Controversial New S*x Position Men Are Refusing To Try Out by stiffmeister(m): 9:44am On Sep 07, 2017
who tell guys are afraid to try it outhuh

talk for yourself .
RomanceRe: I Am Committing Suicide Today. There Is No Point In Living. by stiffmeister(m): 9:36am On Sep 07, 2017
you should have die first then come and tell us before they bury you
Romance6 Secrets For A Successful Marriage by stiffmeister(op): 8:03am On Sep 05, 2017
1. Have a cheap wedding:

The easiest thing to start fighting about marriage is finances. Take time to spend only what you can conveniently afford. Otherwise, money based arguments will find their way into the bedroom.

2. Use the word “we” often:

According to a study carried out in University of California, Berkeley, couples who use the word ‘we’ and ‘us’ when they are arguing easily resolve their issues and don’t suffer much stress.

3. Doing things that you both enjoy:

Some people participate in activities their partner strongly dislikes. This may lead to unhappiness in the marriage.

4. You are going to disagree :

I remember the first disagreement my baby mama and I had lol!!!– we thought the world was LITERALLY ending! We quickly learned that as husband and wife – we definitely weren't going to see eye to eye on EVERY little circumstance. And not only were we not going to see eye to eye, but that was okay! You are going to hit bumps and road blocks on your journey together, but it is how you get through them that matters. I always just say, “It’s okay if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.”

5. Think before you speak :

I will be the first to tell you that I am a TALKER and I can ramble on and on about anything. When it comes to your spouse, be careful what you say. They have feelings too and for some reason when a comment comes from those we love, we take it to heart much more.

RomanceRe: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by stiffmeister(m): 2:02pm On Sep 04, 2017
am not after the freshness and Gucci whatever... its just your phone... I have never seen a good sharp pixs of you... it all blur... what phone are you using??
RomanceIphone 8 Set To Be Launched On My Birthday by stiffmeister(op): 12:30pm On Sep 04, 2017
Apple have decided to go a notch higher as they will be unveiling its much anticipated new iPhones, which are expected to introduce a whole new design on September 12 and set the tone for the next few years.

According to The Guardian, unlike previous years, much is known about at least one of the new iPhones thanks to a large software leak from Apple that Apple have decided to go a notch higher as they will be unveiling its much anticipated new iPhones, which are expected to introduce a whole new design on September 12 and set the tone for the next few years.

According to The Guardian, unlike previous years, much is known about at least one of the new iPhones thanks to a large software leak from Apple that revealed several of its key details. But new smartphones are not the only new thing Apple is expected to announce, with the event taking place in the just-built Apple Park and its Steve Jobs Theatre.

Apple Park: Known externally as Apple’s “spaceship”, Apple Park is the firm’s new headquarters in Cupertino, California, built to house its growing workforce in a giant, four-storey ring surrounded by manicured woodland. The multi-billion-dollar construction was designed by Norman Foster with Apple’s Jony Ive and is meant to be part of the late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs’ legacy.
The event will be the first time non-Apple personnel will be allowed on the grounds in any number, giving the world a glimpse of the latest hallowed halls of big US technology.
‘D22’ iPhone- iPhone 8/Pro/X: Apple is expected to announce a new design for at least one of its iPhones for 2017. While the details on the naming of the device codenamed “D22” are sketchy – it could be called the iPhone 8, iPhone Pro, or perhaps the iPhone X if it is named after the Apple smartphone’s 10th anniversary – a leak from Apple of the HomePod software revealed much about its design and features.
The biggest change is a new all-screen design, similar to that produced by Samsung for the Galaxy S8 and Note 8, and LG for the G6 and V30. Apple is expected to do away with the traditional home button on the front, with the screen extending to the edges at the top, bottom and sides of the device, with much slimmer bezels.
The top of the device is expected to have a cut out in the screen for the earpiece speaker, selfie camera and sensors, similar to that of Android-founder Andy Rubin’s Essential Phone.
Lacking a home button on the front of the iPhone also means no Touch ID fingerprint scanner on the front. While Apple was hoping, like Samsung, to have an under-screen fingerprint scanner, neither company appears to have been able to get the technology to work for this generation. It is unlikely the iPhone 8 will have such an advancement.
Instead, Apple is expected to rely on infrared facial recognition as its primary biometric system for the iPhone 8, which will be capable of recognising a user, unlocking the device and authenticating payments. Leaks also point to the phone being able to tell when a user is looking at it and automatically silencing notifications. several of its key details. But new smartphones are not the only new thing Apple is expected to announce, with the event taking place in the just-built Apple Park and its Steve Jobs Theatre.
Apple Park: Known externally as Apple’s “spaceship”, Apple Park is the firm’s new headquarters in Cupertino, California, built to house its growing workforce in a giant, four-storey ring surrounded by manicured woodland. The multi-billion-dollar construction was designed by Norman Foster with Apple’s Jony Ive and is meant to be part of the late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs’ legacy.
The event will be the first time non-Apple personnel will be allowed on the grounds in any number, giving the world a glimpse of the latest hallowed halls of big US technology.
‘D22’ iPhone- iPhone 8/Pro/X: Apple is expected to announce a new design for at least one of its iPhones for 2017. While the details on the naming of the device codenamed “D22” are sketchy – it could be called the iPhone 8, iPhone Pro, or perhaps the iPhone X if it is named after the Apple smartphone’s 10th anniversary – a leak from Apple of the HomePod software revealed much about its design and features.
The biggest change is a new all-screen design, similar to that produced by Samsung for the Galaxy S8 and Note 8, and LG for the G6 and V30. Apple is expected to do away with the traditional home button on the front, with the screen extending to the edges at the top, bottom and sides of the device, with much slimmer bezels.
The top of the device is expected to have a cut out in the screen for the earpiece speaker, selfie camera and sensors, similar to that of Android-founder Andy Rubin’s Essential Phone.
Lacking a home button on the front of the iPhone also means no Touch ID fingerprint scanner on the front. While Apple was hoping, like Samsung, to have an under-screen fingerprint scanner, neither company appears to have been able to get the technology to work for this generation. It is unlikely the iPhone 8 will have such an advancement.
Instead, Apple is expected to rely on infrared facial recognition as its primary biometric system for the iPhone 8, which will be capable of recognising a user, unlocking the device and authenticating payments. Leaks also point to the phone being able to tell when a user is looking at it and automatically silencing notifications.

RomanceHilarious Pixs Of A Star With Fans... by stiffmeister(op): 11:32pm On Aug 30, 2017
Spotted two of my fans and i took pixs with them

#chillingwithmyfans.

RomanceWhen Your Hobby Is Kissing And Pressing by stiffmeister(op): 11:07pm On Aug 30, 2017
Lol!!!

RomanceI Have Just Seen My Nigerian Lover Twice Since Our Marriage by stiffmeister(op): 10:55am On Aug 25, 2017
A 72-year-old retired cab driver, identified as Angela Nwachukwu, has cried out for help over the denial of visa to her Owerri, Imo State-based husband, CJ Nwachukwu.
Angela said she was frustrated because since her marriage to CJ in April 2015, she had only been able to see him two times.
The pensioner, who is based in Dorchester, Dorset, has three children aged 50, 47 and 43, with many grandchildren.
She has also been married twice and recently disengaged from a 16-year relationship.
In an interview with a United Kingdom-based tabloid, The SUN , she said she met CJ on Facebook after the computer engineer sent her a message, complimenting her profile photo.
She noted that after chatting for three months, the 27-year-old asked for her hand in marriage and she agreed to marry him, adding that her trip to Nigeria for their wedding in 2015 was their first time of meeting face to face.
The grandma, however, lamented that since the marriage was consummated, CJ had been denied visa three times, saying she had spent over £20,000 visiting him and trying to get him into the UK.
She said, “CJ is the most caring man any woman would want to be with.
“He makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world. I know in my heart we belong together, and we won’t stop fighting until we can be together as husband and wife. We won’t let this break us.
“After the wedding, I found it hard leaving CJ. I knew I’d see him again soon, but my family visa application was rejected.
“I was so determined to get him a visa that I hired lawyers to fight for us. I’ve since visited him twice.
“We’ve spent a combined £20,000, trying to see each other. I’ve used my savings and he has gradually paid me back half.”
Angela had been single for six months following a 16-year relationship when she was contacted out of the blue by CJ.
She said, “After my relationship ended, I felt lonely. After being single for six months, I saw a gorgeous young man had sent me a friend request on Facebook.
“I did wonder why he added me, but I accepted and he sent me a message telling me how lovely my profile photo was.
“He was handsome, with big, brown eyes, and a body to match. I didn’t see the harm in striking up a conversation with him.
“We chatted for hours about our families and hobbies. It was like we’d known each other for years. Before I knew it, we were messaging daily.
“The only problem was that he was 45 years younger and lived 4,000 miles away in Nigeria.”
She said her first son, Malcolm, after hearing about CJ became worried, thinking she had fallen to a scam.
She added that after the 50-year-old ran a check on him on Facebook, he became convinced that he was genuine.
After messaging each other in February 2015, CJ was said to have proposed over Skype, as his 72-year-old lover agreed.
“He was beaming at me with such a big smile on his face. Knowing I made him that happy was all the reassurance I needed. There was such an amazing chemistry between us,” she added.
Angela said she was afraid that CJ might not like her when he finally get to see her in person, adding that her fear turned out to be unreal as her lover hugged and kissed her at the airport.
She described the wedding as the “happiest day of my life.”
“I felt so lucky – but it was bittersweet, because I knew I had to go back to England,” she added.
Angela, however, said she was shocked when her visa application for CJ was rejected on the grounds that they didn’t have enough financial backing because she was retired.
She lamented that other attempts were also rebuffed by the immigration officials, as CJ was further denied a tourist visa.
“I’d waited so long for true love – and now I’d finally found it, it was being kept from me.
“I know there are scam marriages and they get hold of older people like me, but they find out if you have money first.
“I told CJ from the beginning I haven’t any money. But he told me, ‘It’s you I want’.
“I know what goes on and that’s why I was upfront. I have helped CJ financially, but he has always paid me back,” she added.
Since the marriage, Angela has visited her husband in Nigeria twice – in March 2016 for three weeks, and another three weeks in January 2017.
She hopes to be permanently united with him in 2018 when she believes he will travel on a student visa for his master’s degree in computing.

RomanceThe Person You Least Expected... by stiffmeister(op): 12:50pm On Aug 24, 2017
I remember when gaining admission into the University was still a problem. I had a besty that was lucky to gain admission before me. Whenever I went to visit her, her mother will tell me she is not at home. My besty started giving me attitude. She stopped coming to my house. I asked her what the problem was, she opened up and told me her mother had Warned her to stop associating with me because I might not be happy she gained admission, while I was still at home.
Ah I cried Sha. Honestly I was pained.
Fast forward 5 years later, I have gained admission, and even graduated, my besty was still in the University. It was a 5 Years course but she changed department and ended up spending 6 Years.
Her mother saw me in the neighborhood shortly after graduation and asked if I was on holiday. Holiday ke? MA I have graduated. You can imagine the look on her face. Epic. Lol
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Some of us are quilty of this.
*When we have a house filled with kids.... Our loyal friend struggling to have kids becomes an enemy. We push them away
*Once we get married... Our loyal single friend becomes an enemy.. We push them away
*Once we get a job... Our loyal jobless friend becomes an enemy.... We push them away.
*Once we get to the top... Our loyal friends at the bottom becomes an enemy.... We push away.
*When we are happily married... Our loyal friend that is unfortunately a widow or divorcee becomes an enemy.... We push them away
*When we have food and water... Our loyal friend struggling to survive becomes an enemy... We push them away.
*Nobody is your enemy, you are only being an enemy to them
We quickly forget... Life is not static. It moves and changes
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When you condemn a situation along with the person in the situation. You are only gambling.
At the end, the winner is always the person you condemned, the person you least expected.

RomanceRe: Thanks for reading by stiffmeister(m): 8:33am On Aug 24, 2017
Uncommonbreed:
Lol. What do you need it for? I deleted it and I didn't save it anywhere else.
seriously it was interesting and I couldn't finish reading it up.... actually it sounds as if you wrote about me and my predicaments....
RomanceRe: Rate My Pic Without Makeup! by stiffmeister(m): 11:30pm On Aug 23, 2017
alexialin:
Which fillers? undecided
None here.
so no fillers and filters too... so you're orange in colourhuh
RomanceRe: Alarming Post Of Slay Queen On Facebook by stiffmeister(op): 12:30pm On Aug 19, 2017
sandrahnaub:
Every body makes mitsake<<<
for the past 8hours... she haven't know there is a mistake??
RomanceRe: Alarming Post Of Slay Queen On Facebook by stiffmeister(op): 12:27pm On Aug 19, 2017
Raydos:
Is she the one that call herself a slay queen?


O.P Use your brain, stop using the word "SLAY QUEEN" To drag traffic to your post., there are lot of girls out there that doesn't like this SLAY QUEEN Thing


btw is english your mother's tongue?
let her use her native tongue!!!
RomanceAlarming Post Of Slay Queen On Facebook by stiffmeister(op): 4:05am On Aug 19, 2017
slay Queens and wrong spellings and English are like Emmanuel and Mark angel.... they work together

RomanceThe Indomie And Chicken That Got The Internet Shaking by stiffmeister(op): 11:56am On Aug 18, 2017
and I decided to upgrade my nutrition with indomie and chicken....


Good food is Good

RomanceRe: Thanks for reading by stiffmeister(m): 5:42pm On Aug 07, 2017
please I couldn't see this topic again.... am seeing thanks for reading instead of the maid that spoilt me... I don't know whether it was deleted or what. I really need that topic . thank you
RomanceRe: When Does A Disvirgined Gal Start To Enjoy Sex by stiffmeister(m): 10:14am On Aug 01, 2017
Beverly1:
Ahahah.....you for tell am privately na.... C'mon be a good girl
did he do same??
RomanceRe: Black Vitiligo Model Goes Unclad Online[see PHOTOS] by stiffmeister(op): 6:32pm On Jul 29, 2017
Deji124:
Uglyhuh

RomanceRe: Black Vitiligo Model Goes Unclad Online[see PHOTOS] by stiffmeister(op): 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2017
she her face

RomanceI Am Your King” -hushpuppi Slams Nigerians Who Criticize Him by stiffmeister(op): 6:07pm On Jul 29, 2017
Instagram big boy, Hushpuppi, has slammed Nigerians who criticize his lavish lifestyle as he shared a photo with top designers Dsquared2 Dean and Dan.

According to Hushpuppi, people might link his lavish lifestyle to waste, however he calls it strategic investment. Here’s what he wrote;
“You call it Gucci, I call it class.. you call it waste I call it strategic investments.. you sit down behind low battery phones, Hungry from no jobs and with data plans less than a dollar venting your anger on anything that’s not like you! .. Guess what mofos God has showed and taken me to places where effort is appreciated, hard work is rewarded and greatness is crowned.. I am your king take it .. accept it ..cry over it…”
he wrote.
Posing for a photo with Dean and Dan Caten, the identical twin brothers who own the international fashion house Dsquared2, Hushpuppi called out the “brain washed, unrepentant generation” of Nigerians who do not believe it is possible for “for others to have or deserve a good life.”

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